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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Derrick on Oct 30, 2007, 10:23:33 PM

Title: News: Republicans like gay sex.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 30, 2007, 10:23:33 PM
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_102907_news_curtis_extortion.1bc005e39.html

SPOKANE, Wash. -- Spokane Police confirmed they are investigating a possible extortion attempt against a Washington state lawmaker.

Rep. Richard Curtis was in Spokane last week attending a retreat with other Republican lawmakers to discuss the upcoming legislative session.

According to a search warrant, Curtis met 26-year-old Cody Castagna at an erotic boutique in the Spokane Valley and they went back to the Davenport motel for a sexual encounter.

At some point Castagna left with Curtis’s wallet, then called him and demanded $1,000 to get it back. Curtis said he only had $200 and would leave the money at the lobby desk, documents showed.
Title: Re: News: Republicans like gay sex.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 30, 2007, 11:23:08 PM
The lesson here is never trust a gay man.  Use a naive boy instead.
Title: Re: News: Republicans like gay sex.
Post by: IDE on Oct 31, 2007, 01:37:10 AM
You'd think they'd be democrats.
Title: Re: News: Republicans like gay sex.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 31, 2007, 05:33:25 AM
You'd think they'd be democrats.

Um, considering political records... why?
Title: Re: News: Republicans like gay sex.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 31, 2007, 09:32:48 AM
I dunno.  Gayness?
Title: Re: News: Republicans like gay sex.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 31, 2007, 09:43:52 AM
Hilllary is more man than any Republican. She has massive pecs. Her delts are destructive.

She can crush walnuts between her thighs.
Title: Re: News: Republicans like gay sex.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 31, 2007, 09:54:03 AM
I'm fairly certain she has.  And more.
Title: Re: News: Republicans like gay sex.
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 31, 2007, 12:40:28 PM
It's like they hate gay people so much that they just want to have sex with them.  Wait.. what?
Title: Re: News: Republicans like gay sex.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 31, 2007, 01:14:57 PM
SHARPIE IN POOPER!
Title: Re: News: Republicans like gay sex.
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Oct 31, 2007, 02:32:32 PM
It's like they hate gay people so much that they just want to have sex with them.  Wait.. what?

Well it's the tension and all that.  Like a larger scale, same-sex, modern day version of a "Moonlighting" episode.