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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Derrick on Oct 29, 2007, 07:49:32 PM

Title: Japanese boat off the African coast is attacked by Pirates.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 29, 2007, 07:49:32 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/10/29/somalia.pirates/index.html

THE NAVY IS CHASING PIRATES! LET'S GO! THE CHASE IS ON! ARGH!

Title: Re: Japanese boat off the African coast is attacked by Pirates.
Post by: IDE on Oct 29, 2007, 09:22:26 PM

That's awesome.  I'd love to kill some pirates.

Title: Re: Japanese boat off the African coast is attacked by Pirates.
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 29, 2007, 10:23:50 PM

Cool.

Title: Re: Japanese boat off the African coast is attacked by Pirates.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 29, 2007, 11:10:53 PM

We could totally make a reality show like Dog the Bounty Hunter, but instead have it being us hunting Pirates. Fuckin sweet.

Title: Re: Japanese boat off the African coast is attacked by Pirates.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 29, 2007, 11:15:02 PM

If none of them look like Johnny Depp, I'm not interested.

Title: Re: Japanese boat off the African coast is attacked by Pirates.
Post by: Derrick on Oct 30, 2007, 12:54:46 AM

You racist!

Title: Re: Japanese boat off the African coast is attacked by Pirates.
Post by: IDE on Oct 30, 2007, 01:19:12 AM

Today's pirates are ruthless killers that leave no survivors...actually so were the pirates of old, but somehow they seem more charming.

Title: Re: Japanese boat off the African coast is attacked by Pirates.
Post by: Rama on Oct 30, 2007, 11:22:56 AM

It's the hats. No one can look uncharming in a three sided hat.

Title: Re: Japanese boat off the African coast is attacked by Pirates.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 30, 2007, 11:26:40 AM

Also, I think many of today's pirates erroneously knock the investment in a good parrot.

Title: Re: Japanese boat off the African coast is attacked by Pirates.
Post by: IDE on Oct 30, 2007, 12:34:32 PM

I don't know what I'd think of modern pirates wearing the hats and one with a parrot on his shoulder.  They'd still be brutally killing and raping every man, woman, and child with machetes and sub machine guns, but they'd be doing it in style.