The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Oct 12, 2004, 01:30:01 PM
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A directory of cell phone numbers will be published soon. This opens the door to solicitors calling cell phones annoying you and using up your minutes. The Federal Trade Commission has set up a do not call list. You must call FROM the number you wish to register. The number is 1-888-382-1222, OR you can click on the link below to register your cell phones on line.
Telemarketer Be Damned (https://www.donotcall.gov/register/Reg.aspx)
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*Registers*
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It's a scam, be ware!
Or, no, actually, you should probally register.
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I don't use my cellphone enough to remember the number to it. Ha ha. I'll get to it though.
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I don't have one. If I get this job at Radio Shack, I will, though.
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I want one of those phones that I can take pictures of shit with. My phone's a little archaic. Then again, I'm not paying for it, so it's cool.
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I'm gonna steal one of my bro's cell phones when his account on it runs out. It has games and stuff, and if I just pay for minutes as I go, it'll be pretty cheap, since the only time I'd really need it is to call my mom to beg for rides.
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I still have my clunky old Nokia for the simple reason of knowing I have it by its weight in my purse. Eddie has 2 company cell phones that float off the table if he breathes too hard. <_<
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I used to have this huge stone-age like thing, that I also left behind all over the place but still always found its way back to me. Then last week I got my sister's previous phone, since she buys a new one for herself every three months or so anyway, and the damn thing confuses the hell out of me. It shouldn't be allowed to have so many functions on so little a phone!
I feel so old sometimes :(
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When I bought mine last September, it was the newest model.
Now everyone's is better than mine. I want a different one but I don't know if I can since I'm sharing a plan with my mom and brother who have the same phones.
Still, my pink and orange phone cover is hella cute.
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I'm not buying another cellphone till they come out with one that has a tv reciever.
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I still have my clunky old Nokia for the simple reason of knowing I have it by its weight in my purse. Eddie has 2 company cell phones that float off the table if he breathes too hard. <_<
The one I have is also a clunky Nokia, monophonic ring and all. I find even that is almost too small for me. They need to keep new phones a decent size. My fat arthitic fingers can't handle anything smaller than I already have.
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That's not an issue for me since I have squid hands.
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I never give out my cell phone # to anyone but my friends and family, so hopefully Im not on any lists.
I have 300 minutes a month and i barely use a third of that anymore, I need to find a cell service thats less than the $30 a month im paying.
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I still have my clunky old Nokia for the simple reason of knowing I have it by its weight in my purse. Eddie has 2 company cell phones that float off the table if he breathes too hard. <_<
The one I have is also a clunky Nokia, monophonic ring and all. I find even that is almost too small for me. They need to keep new phones a decent size. My fat arthitic fingers can't handle anything smaller than I already have.
i wish i had a nokia now, they are so good, u can throw one to the wall and it wont break. i had nokias when i was in peru(5 of them in a year:-D) now i have fucking motorola and it sucks ass, ive dropped 2 phones int water in less than a year. the only good thing about it is its pink cover and its ""louis vuitton" anthena with a diamond-like stone on the tip:-D
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Why did you go through five?
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Because she breaks them. I wish I had enough money to be able to break cell phones and brag about it.
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Phone insurance~!
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If she had five because she broke the previous four, then her statement about them not breaking has just gained added hilarity.
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"Gained added hilarity" is redundant. :ph34r:
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Quiet, you.
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I have an older, small motorola. It's a black and white screen, and although it has a web browser (that won't connect), email, text messaging, it doesn't have a camera or custom downloadable ringtones or games.
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I've had 3 phones; a black and white motorola... which broke after I dropped it, a color Nokia which had obsolete technology and Cingular made me replace, a now a Samsung flipphone with GSM technology.
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.........SQUID HANDS!!!!! :o
*squidly squidly squidly*
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Why did you go through five?
i kept losing them :-/
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:: squids Faye's ass ::
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:: squids Faye's ass ::
HOT!
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Inky!
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:: squids Faye's ass ::
HOT!
:huh:
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warm, at least. She must have been sitting down for a while first.
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Thanks god I'm not a broad. Things squirting inside of a person seem so wrong.
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<_< No they don't.
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what?
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That's the generally accepted process for procreation, actually.
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I guess Toe would rather have an old fashion girl who lays her clutch of eggs in a pool of shallow water and then waits for him to spread his toe-seed.
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Mmm. If only more women would talk to me like that.
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I like the clutch of eggs idea. If I could do that & walk, or have something cute like kittens, I wouldn't get sterilized. :D
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:blink:
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I guess Toe would rather have an old fashion girl who lays her clutch of eggs in a pool of shallow water and then waits for him to spread his toe-seed.
If I did that some Evil plagiarizer audio anal canal woman would steal some of my love juice then sue me for child support.
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Women can do that without the egg clutch. Apparently, some woman on some board was advising others to give their sperm donor oral, then spit it into a syringe when he wasn't looking and impregnate herself. The woman who swears by it is due in April. I remember reading that rant from the Brats board.
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Fucked-up women do that all the time. There are threads on baby boards devoted to the best ways to "oops" a guy. :angry:
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Women can do that without the egg clutch. Apparently, some woman on some board was advising others to give their sperm donor oral, then spit it into a syringe when he wasn't looking and impregnate herself. The woman who swears by it is due in April. I remember reading that rant from the Brats board.
if i dont get married/a kid by the age of 30, i'll ask some guy i really know well to donate me his stuff
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:blink:
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30 is my "scary age"
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why? It's not like you cant have kids when you're 40 or 50.
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I guess she'd rather not be pushing 70 at junior's graduation.
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why? It's not like you cant have kids when you're 40 or 50.
too old, u dont enjoy it as much as when u r younger!
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You should tell that to my parents. >_>
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Women's eggs start going to hell after 45 until menopause. That's why women in their 40's are like guys in their 20's - nature knows it's the last chance. :P
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Women can do that without the egg clutch. Apparently, some woman on some board was advising others to give their sperm donor oral, then spit it into a syringe when he wasn't looking and impregnate herself. The woman who swears by it is due in April. I remember reading that rant from the Brats board.
That would be scary if it wasn't so arrousing. :unsure:
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I love the way crap like that or IVF is always a "myrakul from GAWD!" I have yet to see the Immaculate Church of the Holy Turkey Baster.
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Every damn baby is a miracle. Nevermind that it's something that body is supposed to be naturally wired to produce. I don't remember the last time a single cell organism was called a miracle. Those damn things rip in half for crying out loud. Let's see Shitleigh do that.
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Nah, mom will rip in half for Shitleigh, just like she'll do everything else for him until he's, oh, 35 or so and she keels over. I'm expecting my sister to start tottering any day now. <_<