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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Oct 26, 2007, 10:51:40 AM

Title: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 26, 2007, 10:51:40 AM

 :happybirthday:


Last year was a belated thread (http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=1172.0) and so was this year.  I smell a trend.   :rawr:

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 26, 2007, 10:52:10 AM

Ha, and they were both made in Oct.

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 29, 2007, 09:56:23 AM

Just like Oscar Wilde.

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 29, 2007, 11:51:23 AM

This isn't the Dumbledore thread.

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 29, 2007, 10:21:54 PM

 :(



Neither are you.

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 29, 2007, 11:47:17 PM

That's right.  I'm not, bitch.   :mad:

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Max Con on Oct 30, 2007, 03:43:30 AM

I feel so honored.

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 30, 2007, 11:31:22 AM

I'll have to remind myself to make you another thread next Oct so I don't break tradition.  You'll be like a national figure or Jesus where we celebrate on the completely wrong day.

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Max Con on Oct 30, 2007, 06:47:57 PM

My birthday feels like Chinese New Year.

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Oct 30, 2007, 11:25:36 PM

Try saying "I love you long time" to people and see how it flies.

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Rama on Oct 31, 2007, 12:30:16 PM

If they know him, they'll know that's a lie. Better go with "I love you as long as I can hold it."

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Oct 31, 2007, 02:31:39 PM

If he uses a toy it doesn't matter as much.

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: IDE on Oct 31, 2007, 04:20:45 PM

Happy Belated

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Firebird1 on Oct 31, 2007, 10:17:31 PM

Congrats on another year and several days older!

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Rama on Nov 01, 2007, 12:27:37 AM

Quote from: Bitey the Snail on Oct 31, 2007, 02:31:39 PM

If he uses a toy it doesn't matter as much.

I really don't think Mr. Potato Head is going to help him much. Unless you meant a sex toy....[Beast Mayhem Joke Circa 1999] in which case he should use a Thrust toy. [/Beast Mayhem Joke Circa 1999]

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Nov 01, 2007, 10:57:24 AM

You should've left Thrust alone.   ::)

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Rama on Nov 01, 2007, 01:09:41 PM

I knew going into it that only like two people would know what I was talking about, but I stand by my decision.

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 01, 2007, 08:26:38 PM

...........

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: IDE on Nov 01, 2007, 09:55:45 PM

I just found naked pics of a girl I know offline on 4chan!  Happy Birthday to me motherfuckers!

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: IDE on Nov 01, 2007, 10:53:50 PM

I sent her this message on facebook too:

Some douche posted your AIM, myspace, facebook, and pictures from deviant cosplay on a random website and people started talking shit about you and your vagina.

But I totally defended you (and your snatch). Love the pictures.

Later

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 02, 2007, 08:46:30 AM

 :laugh:

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: B E C K on Nov 02, 2007, 10:35:26 AM

Quote from: Rama on Nov 01, 2007, 01:09:41 PM

I knew going into it that only like two people would know what I was talking about, but I stand by my decision.

Well explaining it kinda ruined it further.  Who did you need to get it?  Merla?  Doug?

Title: Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
Post by: Rama on Nov 02, 2007, 11:51:29 AM

Well I figured you would....and maybe Firebird.

Besides explaining it and ruining it is what I do best.