The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bitch on Oct 24, 2007, 10:13:08 AM
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Just an "I'm not dead yet" post. I won't have regular internet again for quite a while, and I missed all of you so damn much that I had to post something. I'm moving to Utah this spring to be molested by mormons, maybe I can get internet then.
Give me love!
EDIT: Crunchy Greenie. Tee hee.
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The Mormons will give you all the internet you want if you just marry a guy who already has 3 wives.
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Pfft you could have just let me molest you and stayed where you were.
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Ew. AND YAY!
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I didn't miss you.
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Chels: Yeah they'll give me internet, but they'll put me in the stocks for looking up pr0n and taking birth control behind their backs.
IDE: Ew. Also, Utah is closer to California, where you'll be moving anyway. :p
E: *hug*
Megs: :(
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Yeah, fuck you Megs.
BITTTTTTTTTTTTCHY!!! :rawr: Why you moving to Utah? Were you looking for a state lamer than Kansas? Ha ha ho. Aw, I kid. I keeeed!
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Chels: Yeah they'll give me internet, but they'll put me in the stocks for looking up pr0n and taking birth control behind their backs.
IDE: Ew. Also, Utah is closer to California, where you'll be moving anyway. :p
E: *hug*
Megs: :(
:D
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*hugs* BE SAFE!
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Wow....that post made this thread as gay as Dumbledore's Army.
Hey that does work pretty good.
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But he wasn't hugging Megs. You fail.
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No. :(
We all fail. ::)
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Yeah, fuck you Megs.
BITTTTTTTTTTTTCHY!!! :rawr: Why you moving to Utah? Were you looking for a state lamer than Kansas? Ha ha ho. Aw, I kid. I keeeed!
My brother lives in Salt Lake, and he says it's about fifty separate delicious flavors of awesome. We were both raised in Wichita, and our tastes usually agree, so I'm all for it. He's been trying to get me out there ever since he moved, and a series of events that have happened over the last couple months pushed me to the decision.
As expensive as everything is out there, you can get most of it free if you know how, it's easier to find a well-paying job, and the bus system doesn't suck. Here, you have to have kids or be homeless or have a really big purse to get free stuff, most of the jobs are either corporate or fast food or retail, and the buses only run about 10 hours a day with extremely limited routes. Most of the mormons are in Provo, they're constantly having cultural festivals (more free stuff!), the people are nice, and you don't have creepy men trying to get you in their cars every time you go for a walk.
Plus, Marcus is there, and he's the coolest guy in the world. <3
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Okay, awesome. You're going to SLC. Biggest city there = coolness. I'm waiting to see "Across the Universe" by the way, but I've been listening to Dana Fuchs' rendition of "Helter Skelter" repeatedly over the last few days.
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:) Yeah.
:love: Marcus!
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Looks like we lost another one to Dumbledore's Army.
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You've been waiting to use that, haven't you?
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Across the Universe is awesome. I saw it opening night, and it was the greatest braingasm ever. I love Prudence so much. <3
You don't have to be in Dumbledore's Army to love Marcus. I know many a straight man who would suck Marcus's balls if only to spend more time in his presence.
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Who is Marcus?
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Who isn't Marcus? Aren't we all a little bit Marcus?
You've been waiting to use that, haven't you?
Yes. :look:
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Marcus is my bro. (http://a602.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/84/l_a68e7c2849095bfdfa73d68d39dae1d1.jpg) He's the one in the middle. Miina's on top, Adam's on bottom. <3
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The guy with a mohawk is a chick?
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:lol: That's certainly my interpretation of it.
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HOLY GAWD. THE MOHAWKS Is trying to eat the baby! Or that guys shoulder!
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:laugh: The only time she ever had boobs was when she was pregnant, and she's skinnier than Marcus, but yes, that's a chick.
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I always wanted a mohawk but never went for it.