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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 13, 2007, 03:03:27 PM

Title: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 13, 2007, 03:03:27 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21271545/wid/11915829?GT1=10450 (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21271545/wid/11915829?GT1=10450)

There's hope, even for the terminally geeky.   :-*
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: The D on Oct 13, 2007, 11:46:32 PM
Chobits.



Any anime with an android chick and a nerdy main character.







Mr. Universe.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: B E C K on Oct 14, 2007, 04:37:49 PM
Did they all miss that episode of Futurama?  Robots and humans can't be couples!

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The possibility of sex with robots could prove a mixed bag for humanity. For instance, robot sex could provide an outlet for criminal sexual urges. "If you have pedophiles and you let them use a robotic child, will that reduce the incidence of them abusing real children, or will it increase it?" Arkin asked.

Oh, so you posted this for Doug.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 14, 2007, 11:26:45 PM
HAHAHA I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT!
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 15, 2007, 04:51:28 AM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: Sam on Oct 15, 2007, 11:55:15 PM
What the fuck is a chobits?
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: IDE on Oct 16, 2007, 12:51:52 AM
an anime about sex robots that double as palm pilots.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: The D on Oct 16, 2007, 01:22:15 AM
The perfect tool for any adult male.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: B E C K on Oct 16, 2007, 03:04:29 PM
Until it lops your thing off.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 17, 2007, 04:44:56 PM
Did they all miss that episode of Futurama?  Robots and humans can't be couples!

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The possibility of sex with robots could prove a mixed bag for humanity. For instance, robot sex could provide an outlet for criminal sexual urges. "If you have pedophiles and you let them use a robotic child, will that reduce the incidence of them abusing real children, or will it increase it?" Arkin asked.

Oh, so you posted this for Doug.


Haha, I guess I did
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Oct 18, 2007, 12:15:20 PM
I think this calls for a poll of some kind.  It'll come to me.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: IDE on Oct 18, 2007, 02:52:35 PM
I could never fuck a robot.  Part of the whole concept is that you attracted the female.  Another part is showing them how good I am so that after I kick them out they'll run home and tell all their friends about me.  Robots don't have friends...where is the sense of accomplishment? Where is the glory?
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 18, 2007, 07:57:49 PM
Ah. But would you have sex with a Draenei?
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 18, 2007, 08:51:40 PM
The idea of loving what is pretty much an inanimate object with a computer sounds pretty ridiculous to me.

How would he buy me things?  Would those love robots be able to get 9-5 office jobs?
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: IDE on Oct 18, 2007, 09:04:07 PM
Ah. But would you have sex with a Draenei?

yes.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 19, 2007, 02:10:11 PM
Really? me too.  :)
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: B E C K on Oct 19, 2007, 03:15:41 PM
Is that a three-way in the making, I wonder.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: IDE on Oct 19, 2007, 03:28:09 PM
A double team? maybe.  A three way? Never.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 19, 2007, 08:12:59 PM
Same here, yet again. 

Only rule... don't try to high-five me.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: IDE on Oct 19, 2007, 10:20:05 PM
Aww come on! The high 5 is the money!
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: B E C K on Oct 19, 2007, 10:32:30 PM
Wear matching t-shirts like Doug and his mom do.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 20, 2007, 11:20:35 AM
Gross.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: IDE on Oct 20, 2007, 01:07:54 PM
On second thought I'd probably Sheep AP Pyro POM Pyro your ass and then keep the wench to myself.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 20, 2007, 10:13:32 PM
Screw you. I'll have you know taht Wyvern Sting is gonna be an instant cast soon.  I probably won't even have to shoot you more than twice.  Wyvern, 10sec, Aimed.

Squishy shit-bitch.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: IDE on Oct 20, 2007, 11:01:46 PM
please fool! I'll mana shield, nova your pet, and melt your face!  You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against IDE when sex with a hooved alien is involved!
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 21, 2007, 06:55:20 PM
Fuck your well-placed references.


Fuck them.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: The D on Oct 23, 2007, 12:03:21 AM
This thread is overloaded with nerdyness.
Title: Re: Looking for hot Robot lover to fulfill my needs
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 23, 2007, 06:21:17 AM
 :razz: So's your face.