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Title: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 13, 2007, 02:01:14 PM: I've never been in a room before to hear someone else audition for the same part as me. And now that I have I've finally realized why people have been selecting me for their roles. Granted I don't know if this will hold up in LA but my highly technical theory thus far is "People suck at auditioning (and acting in general)". That's right, they suck donkey balls. It comes so naturally to me that I thought the same thing was true for everyone else.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 13, 2007, 03:04:06 PM: People suck at singing, but they still do it.

"Oh, I'm awesome at this so I just assumed everyone else was. Guess not." :guitar:
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 13, 2007, 10:47:44 PM: Your poop smells Grandma's poop

I love you like ash loves pikachu - sean connery

Let me show you my impression of a newborn kitten

(sorry these were just some notes that I didn't want to forget)
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 15, 2007, 04:44:29 AM: Interesting observation. It's always off-puting when you arrive at a realization that you think may be surmountingly arrogant, yet you keep arriving at the initial conclusion when you repeatedly re-think the issue. :blink: Sometimes you just have to think highly of yourself.

Confidence is praised as a virtue when arrogance is regarded as a character flaw. No hurts anybody beside themselves with arrogance, yet it through over-confidence that we embarrass ourselves and others, or exercise any sort of incompetence.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Oct 15, 2007, 08:58:46 AM: Whatabout cockiness? I've been accused of that too many times.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 15, 2007, 01:11:32 PM: Well a real off puttting realization is that you've left you phone off for over a day so that anyone calling to give you a role probably thinks you're an idiot and went with someone else.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Oct 15, 2007, 03:26:14 PM: You left your phone off?

Weak.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 15, 2007, 06:09:29 PM: I got the part anyway. It's a horror film which is something totally new for me.

Also I'm up for an infomercial tomorrow that I really hope I get.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Oct 15, 2007, 11:09:04 PM: Are you generic guy #7?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 16, 2007, 12:48:24 AM: No, I play the lead evil role, a doctor who likes to butcher people for kicks.

No one dares cast me as generic guy #7 even my virtually raw talent shines too bright for extra work. Though I did do a one liner part at FSU once to give something back for them putting me in 2 starring roles.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 16, 2007, 07:46:39 PM: crap I don't know how well my infomercial audition went. I drew a blank at one point while talking about a fitness machine. Then I had to talk about those little molds that make egg Mcmuffin eggs at home. I think that went well because she threw me a curve ball question and I didn't miss a beat...

but at one point I looked directly into the camera...I know better than that ><.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Oct 17, 2007, 11:47:44 AM: Heather Graham's career is supporting evidence of the fact that people can't act.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 17, 2007, 06:20:53 PM: That's a ridiculous statement. You clearly are unfamiliar with human beings.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 18, 2007, 10:50:41 AM: You apparently need to watch something other that Heather Graham movies.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Oct 18, 2007, 11:58:35 AM: Quote from: IDE on Oct 16, 2007, 07:46:39 PM
but at one point I looked directly into the camera...I know better than that ><.

Did you make love to the camera?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 18, 2007, 02:42:46 PM: No I just glanced at it...and then...I looked away.

I've decided to cut out the eye that looked away. Then I will rise up again with a full heart and give that camera the soundest beating it will ever take.

Also, A paid production of much ado about nothing is going on here. I might got out for that too, but I hope I only get a smaller part. The last time I did shakespeare I remember thinking how crazy it would be to be in the lead role and have to memorize all that iambic pentameter. The director said I had a real mastery for the language and I do, but still it's pretty intimidating.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 18, 2007, 07:55:29 PM: Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Oct 18, 2007, 10:50:41 AM
You apparently need to watch something other that Heather Graham movies.

No, you do.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Oct 18, 2007, 09:18:48 PM: Quote from: MegatronYES on Oct 18, 2007, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Oct 18, 2007, 10:50:41 AM
You apparently need to watch something other that Heather Graham movies.

No, you do. Your ASS does.

Corrected.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 19, 2007, 12:20:25 PM: Quote from: MegatronYES on Oct 18, 2007, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Oct 18, 2007, 10:50:41 AM
You apparently need to watch something other that Heather Graham movies.

No, you do.

Your ass needs to!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 19, 2007, 02:14:05 PM: ............ does it? :raiseeyebrow:
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 19, 2007, 03:33:41 PM: :chels: For sure.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 19, 2007, 08:14:49 PM: :laugh: Ha ha ha! "phone sex"

Aw, that's good stuff. :)
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Oct 20, 2007, 10:19:23 AM: "Welcome to three weeks ago. We hope you enjoy your stay."
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 20, 2007, 11:13:56 AM: Quote from: Rama on Oct 20, 2007, 10:19:23 AM
"Welcome to three weeks ago. We hope you enjoy your stay."

But he's the first person to make a comment about it.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 20, 2007, 11:19:58 AM: Also the best person to make a comment about it.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 20, 2007, 08:34:45 PM: Sometimes late at night I will lie in bed naked watching MTV. I'll grab myself and squeeze the head of it along with the lyrics to make it look like my cock is singing along.

Yeah I do that too but only to the little shop of horrors sound track.

Little shop of horrors?

Yeah.

That's fuckin gay.

Whuh? Come on! Feed me seymour! It's the money.

Gay.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Oct 21, 2007, 04:08:56 AM: I just saw an episode of Power Rangers: Operation Overdrive this morning and the Asian dude playing the blue ranger is the worst actor EVA, even by the very low standards of an Americanized sentai show. I demand you hunt him down and destroy him for the sake of your craft. :mad:
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 21, 2007, 12:59:31 PM: You know, a former powet ranger did the english voice of Vash the Stampede.
Also, Amy Jo Johnson, the first pink ranger, starred in Felicity and What About Brian.
The first Black Ranger, Walter Jones, starred in Three Episodes of The Shield.

The more you know....
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Oct 21, 2007, 01:47:57 PM: Adam was the guy that does Vash. I don't know his real name but he replaced the black black ranger and became the asian black ranger.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 21, 2007, 04:43:41 PM: and the red ranger...well he went on to get boned in the ass on film.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 21, 2007, 06:57:22 PM: Not true.

But you are not the type to ever look things up, ever.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 21, 2007, 09:04:37 PM: Sorry...

He went on to bone other dudes in the ass on film.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 21, 2007, 09:33:11 PM: ...What?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Oct 21, 2007, 11:46:07 PM: And first yellow ranger is still dead.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 22, 2007, 07:37:43 AM: Quote from: IDE on Oct 21, 2007, 09:04:37 PM
Sorry...

He went on to bone other dudes in the ass on film.

Why are you gonna do exactly what I said you would and prove me right?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Oct 22, 2007, 11:14:17 AM: Because if he didn't, you'd be wrong?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 22, 2007, 12:43:40 PM: I heard a rumor it wasn't him on teh internetz but haven't seen a definitive no.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 22, 2007, 06:29:54 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Oct 22, 2007, 11:14:17 AM
Because if he didn't, you'd be wrong?

Since that's the way that everone in the entire world who is not me thinks, perhaps so. :mad:
While we're on that.... :blink: here, let me do this 25-seconds worth of work for you, since you're clearly too busy thinking how many fucking weights you're going to lift tonight and how many inept, childish ways you can think of to defend theism before you actually make it all the way over to the weight machine in question. A simple Google search for "Austin St. John Gay Porn" reveals a plethara of absolutely nothing more than speculation and only this conclusive demonstration..

http://www.queerclick.com/archive/2006/03/austin_st_john.html

WARNING: Explicit homosexual depictions
.. none of which involve my ass. Maybe yours, though.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 22, 2007, 06:54:18 PM: Well while you were busy trying define the nature of the cosmos with your laughably limited knowledge and flabby arms I actually googled red ranger pr0n and couldn't find anything that says he didn't do it other than some random postings made by people who just like you, with your insistence that there is no way higher powet(s) could possibly exist, don't know what they're talking about. There were only those pictures...which look, ya know EXACTLY LIKE HIM!

conclusive demonstration? So then you admit I was right. Or did you mean inconclusive.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Oct 22, 2007, 11:39:25 PM: Quote
There were only those pictures...which look, ya know EXACTLY LIKE HIM!

They do.

Unrelated to pr0no ranger, I didn't know Archie Kao had been a Power Ranger (in Lost Galaxy).
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 23, 2007, 06:18:43 AM: "I actually googled red ranger pr0n and couldn't find anything that says he didn't do it other than some random postings made by people who just like you"

:blink: This explains it all. I rest my case.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 23, 2007, 12:58:41 PM: That explains that I googled red ranger pron and found pictures of the red ranger doing pr0n (or someone who looks just like him).

But honestly I don't care whether it's him or not. So you win! You have successfully defended the honor of the red ranger and by proxy all of the powet rangers!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 23, 2007, 03:19:11 PM: Julia: I WILL SKIN YOUR DICK WITH A VEGETABLE PEALER!

CUT TO:

INT. Restaurant

Close up of vegetable pealer skinning a cucumber

Mike: So you really broke up with her? How'd she take it.

Joe: I think it went well...
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Oct 23, 2007, 07:22:17 PM: A "pealer"? Like it's screaming or laughing or what?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 23, 2007, 09:32:05 PM: Quote from: IDE on Oct 23, 2007, 12:58:41 PM
That explains that I googled red ranger pron and found pictures of the red ranger doing pr0n (or someone who looks just like him).

But honestly I don't care whether it's him or not. So you win! You have successfully defended the honor of the red ranger and by proxy all of the powet rangers!

Good. :mad:
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Oct 23, 2007, 10:51:17 PM: Zordon would be proud.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 24, 2007, 12:27:41 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Oct 23, 2007, 07:22:17 PM
A "pealer"? Like it's screaming or laughing or what?

you know the things you use to peel (peal?) vegetables? like to get the skin off them?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 24, 2007, 06:54:08 AM: Peel.

A "peal" is a spot of lightning.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Oct 25, 2007, 10:03:12 AM: Yeah, it's peel, I'm just being a biotch. :) I grabbed a potato to peel the other day and it farted on me. :(
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 26, 2007, 07:48:27 AM: :( That did not happen.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Oct 26, 2007, 10:39:04 AM: Yes it did. They were going rotten or something so I threw the whole gassy-ass batch out.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Oct 26, 2007, 10:41:20 AM: Quote from: IDE on Oct 16, 2007, 07:46:39 PM
but at one point I looked directly into the camera...I know better than that ><.

IDE! I was watching the movie "Collateral" yesterday and some unimportant dude that plays Mark Ruffalo's partner and probably has a handful of lines in the entire film looked directly at the camera! And I thought of you. :P
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 26, 2007, 12:46:21 PM: /sigh
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 29, 2007, 09:57:10 AM: /myass
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 30, 2007, 01:36:10 AM: I have an interview with an agency this saturday. I want them to choose me but at the same time I don't want to be bound by any weird ass contract that prevents me from getting west coast representation.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Oct 30, 2007, 11:28:11 AM: Read the fine print! :blink: All of it! :mad:
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 03, 2007, 06:31:55 PM: I pushed the interview back to monday because I have a zit.

Also I got an email back about my resume for a potential paying role in an indie film. I called the guy but he hasn't called me back yet. If I get this it will mark the first time anyone's paid me to act. Also I believe that I was born under the 13th sign Ophiuchus. Myself and others born during this time between sagitarius and scorpio were wrongfully assigned our birth stars. In the year 2012 the 13 thousand year mark when the celestial and terestial crosses align will come to pass. A tournament will be held and the winner will decide whether mankind shall live on to realize our destiny or if everything we've worked perishes in the flame that nostradamus predicted.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 03, 2007, 07:23:48 PM: Amy tells jim that she never liked him and that she only told him she was interested as a joke, her friends laugh in the background...jim cries.

Amy tells chris that she never liked him and that she only told him she was interested as a joke, her friends laugh in the background...chris gets up and punches her in the face. Amy cries, her friends are shocked. Later he takes a dump in her shoe cubby.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 04, 2007, 08:59:26 PM: *rubs forehead exhaustedly*
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Nov 05, 2007, 01:45:24 PM: What is this shit supposed to be again?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 05, 2007, 03:09:06 PM: Just some notes.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 06, 2007, 06:12:08 PM: It turns out Tomderrick may have been right. I talked to a photographer and he said that the agency I was at was shiesty. The thing is though I think they were generally interested in me. They didn't try to sell me pictures until I asked and they were very upfront about everything. Even so I've decided to meet with this head shot guy that talked shit about them and probably have him do my pics because his work is really good and he seems to know the business.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2007, 11:10:25 AM: Well if you go to get the shots done and he asks for buttsechs afterwards, you'll know for sure.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 11, 2007, 04:46:02 PM: my photographer is still MIA, but in other news I just landed my first paid acting gig. I won't get a lot of money because its non union but it still marks the first time I'm going to get money for this. He even said that the lead has been giving him shit and he might recast me as the lead, which would pwn face.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2007, 07:35:59 PM: Would you get a pay increase for being lead?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 12, 2007, 02:11:19 AM: Hmmm not sure.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 12, 2007, 12:22:38 PM: I didn't think they really paid you that way for small-time stuff. Either way it's fucktastic news.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 12, 2007, 01:36:15 PM: Quote from: IDE on Nov 06, 2007, 06:12:08 PM
It turns out Tomderrick may have been right. I talked to a photographer and he said that the agency I was at was shiesty. The thing is though I think they were generally interested in me. They didn't try to sell me pictures until I asked and they were very upfront about everything. Even so I've decided to meet with this head shot guy that talked shit about them and probably have him do my pics because his work is really good and he seems to know the business.

I am always right about everything. :D
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 12, 2007, 03:40:08 PM: Quote from: MegatronYES on Nov 12, 2007, 12:22:38 PM
I didn't think they really paid you that way for small-time stuff. Either way it's fucktastic news.

Thanks.

You get paid even if you're an extra when you work on a real set too. This isn't a real set though this is a guy whose trying to break into the business on his own.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 14, 2007, 10:45:28 PM: Quote from: IDE on Nov 12, 2007, 03:40:08 PM
Quote from: MegatronYES on Nov 12, 2007, 12:22:38 PM
I didn't think they really paid you that way for small-time stuff. Either way it's fucktastic news.

Thanks.

You get paid even if you're an extra when you work on a real set too. This isn't a real set though this is a guy whose trying to break into the business on his own.

Shut up.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 16, 2007, 09:18:29 PM: No.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 18, 2007, 04:51:07 AM: :finger:

Do it.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 18, 2007, 06:07:51 AM: /t MegatronYES
/cast ImpCS
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: MegatronYES on Nov 18, 2007, 02:35:14 PM: /cast Feign Death
You have died.

/s Ass!
You are dead.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 05, 2007, 09:59:39 PM: OHHHH FUCK YEAH

I've got an audition to play an insane villain named Gone Mental.

I really want this part.

Theres just so many ways for me to do it I can't decide.

Play it cool hot shot.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 07, 2007, 10:01:09 PM: well I blew that audition.

Dropped the same line twice in a row and cut myself...but I guess cutting yourself in audition isn't that bad. Actually the way I did it was...fuck...you're supposed to stop and calmly ask if you can do it again. The way I did it I came off like the kind of guy that would do it on set.

No way I'm going to play a henchman for that thing now. There was a little box at the bottom that was asking if you would be willing to do a non speaking role. Sometimes I might be but only if I did my best and was beaten out by someone better suited for the part. In a situation like this where I fucked up and would have to watch some shit bag who I think I'm better than play the role because he auditioned better than me...nope.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 08, 2007, 08:54:47 PM: Awww. :( Sorry to hear that. Do you have people you can practice for before you go do the audition? Maybe that would help.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 08, 2007, 10:57:35 PM: Well mom thought it was great :/

The trick is to go in and make it as good as it was when you were doing it in the mirror. You do what they call "homework" and really add character to the lines then you get nervous and drop a line which causes you to get out of character and forget all the nuances you added which makes it painfully obvious that you are acting.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 09, 2007, 01:12:41 PM: The rumors of my failure were highly exaggerated...

THEY JUST CALLED AND WANT ME BACK FOR A SCREEN TEST!

Even in failure I achieve victory, for my penis is the arc of the covenant and no army that carries it before them into battle has or ever will know defeat!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 10, 2007, 07:54:55 AM: Holy crap. So when you become a famous actor You're going to send us all signed autograph's for free on this board so we can sell them for lots of money, yes?
It's what Jesus would do.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 10, 2007, 05:35:44 PM: Are you sure jesus did autographs? I've never seen any.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Sam on Dec 10, 2007, 07:14:30 PM: Damn right he did. I think Simon Peter carried around a bunch of 5"X8" glossies of him at all times.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: The D on Dec 11, 2007, 02:38:35 PM: That must be a new picture of IDE in his avatar.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 11, 2007, 06:39:57 PM: That picture is from about 4 months ago. I'm in much better shape now I could totally kick that guys ass. Except maybe...perhaps he's in love and has his little boobear to fight for...and I, though mightier in form, am a bitter husk long since driven mad by isolation.

I would bear down upon him with the full force of my hateful malice but in the end he would achieve SSJ4 and I would not be able to surpass SSJ3 thus ensuring my defeat.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 11, 2007, 07:01:30 PM: Goddamn you're a nerd.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 11, 2007, 07:12:46 PM: if you say so miroku
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 12, 2007, 06:35:26 AM: Hey, I got some.

Totally worth it.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: The D on Dec 12, 2007, 01:22:18 PM: *writes note to self: dress as Inu Yasha character to get pussy*
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 13, 2007, 10:48:30 PM: Or you could dress as Shippo and visit a prison.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 14, 2007, 12:06:26 AM: ...

Fucking 4chan.

I hate the images on /b/ sometimes.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 14, 2007, 07:01:07 PM: are you a yankees fan?

No I'm a steroids fan.

*punch someone in the face with a gallon of milk*

PROTEIN!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 15, 2007, 09:48:18 PM: No matter how many times I see the two towers tears well up in my eyes when theoden rides out with aragorn and gandalf and eomer come crashing down on first light of the 5th day. If god is real he will send me to some place similar or else make sure I'm re born in 2174 to unite the colonies against the tyranny of earth.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 17, 2007, 03:21:12 PM: I've been watching the new batman trailer for hours to steal Ledger's joker laugh. I've got my own version of it now and am going into tonight's screen test with full confidence.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 17, 2007, 05:20:58 PM: Brokeback Joker.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 17, 2007, 09:56:02 PM: I prefer the one I coined:

Joke Back Mountain

So I just got back from the screen test.

It was really interesting seeing other people try to do the same part as me. There were 5 of us. 3 of them sucked balls. It's funny how I knew who my competition was going to be before even seeing him read. I could tell the force was strong with him. I don't think he sensed the same about me because I was deliberately hiding my true powet level. There was a look of respect on his face when I took a break to drink some water. The 3 tool bags gave luke warm performances, their maniacal laughs were so piss poor I actually lol'd. Imagine contestants from American Idol trying to read for the joker. The bald guy who was good gave them slightly high pitched voice insane hill billy guy, and it was good.

I gave them the motherfucking joker. When I walked out to watch bald guy read with one of the guys that sucked. I asked him if he'd seen the new batman preview and told him heath ledger is the joker. Then I thought he said "He'd make a really good joker". So I said yeah he's actually really good. And then the guy said No, YOU would make a really good joker. And I said thanks.

This whole thing is another ego stroke for me. But I still believe that the people in hollywood with representation are all at bald guy's powet level or stronger. Which is why I must train with some sort of acting teacher King Kai to achieve real ultimate powet.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 18, 2007, 01:40:40 AM: King Kai can't get you to SS3 though.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 18, 2007, 11:27:15 AM: True...

I had the most fucked up dream last night. All the people at the casting were sitting in a class room. And the casting director handed back sheets of paper grading our performances. The bald fag got the part and I was offered a role as some sort squad of 3 guardians that didn't seem to have any speaking roles at all. And I started asking the other guys who didnt get the role in the class if they were going to settle for the guardian role and they were all "yeah I'll do anything to help." And then I said well I'm not local I'd have to make the drive every week end it would be like paying to be an extra. And one guy was like man I'm doing it it's a good opportunity for exposure. Then I said I'm willing to drive around if it's something I can use on my reel, and one of the other guys got pissed and was all "your reel that's all you care about huh?" and I was like man I'm not from west palm I have to...and he was like whatever guy, and I was like fuck off, and he walked away being a snooty fag.

Then I went to the front of the class for some reason and knelt next to this girls desk. She had brown curly hair. There was a blonde there and she said "I want my name to be _______" (the name of the blonde) she said "I'm _______ "and I was like, yes you are. Then we started making out. I haven't kissed a girl in months so this was awesome...but then I woke up and was glad that I hadn't lost the part and sad that I still haven't kissed a girl in months.

tl;dr: I dreamt I didn't get the part and made out with some chick.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 19, 2007, 12:49:09 AM: Time will tell if it was a prophetic dream.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 19, 2007, 08:57:28 AM: And I thought my Alan Cumming bondage dream when I fell asleep during the repeat of "Tin Man" was wild.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.... ;D
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 19, 2007, 09:01:20 AM: Ide, you're weird. One minute you're a jock, the next you're a hardcore nerd.....
I'M SO CONFOOZED!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 19, 2007, 01:22:15 PM: Quote from: Bernie AKA on Dec 19, 2007, 08:57:28 AM
And I thought my Alan Cumming bondage dream when I fell asleep during the repeat of "Tin Man" was wild.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.... ;D

Weird....I had a dream about spanking Zooey Deschanel after watching Tin Man.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 19, 2007, 01:44:39 PM: Quote from: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 19, 2007, 09:01:20 AM
Ide, you're weird. One minute you're a jock, the next you're a hardcore nerd.....

AND HOW CAN THIS BE!?

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Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 19, 2007, 01:49:58 PM: Because he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

If I didn't say, no one would have.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 19, 2007, 02:29:37 PM: Oh, really? :raiseeyebrow:

But never mind - it's already been said....
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 19, 2007, 03:09:24 PM: Well I was doubtful when I said it. After all his Prescience isn't very accurate. And he doesn't really seem to be of Noble birth. If he was spouting "Crom" I'd be a little more behind it.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 25, 2007, 10:31:32 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Dec 19, 2007, 12:49:09 AM
Time will tell if it was a prophetic dream.

Ok so it seems I didn't get the part and then tonight on the plane ride home a cute latina chick picks me up. She got my number and I'm meeting her at a bar on south beach soon. I haven't talked to a girl in months and then out of no where a girl picks me up. She's on her way to venezuela 2moro so after we party I'll ask her if she wants me to drive her to the airport since I live semi close to it. Even if I don't bang her I bet we make out which means the dream was prophetic because she does have brown curly(ish) hair.

Or maybe I'll puss out and not meet her at the bar...I don't know this whole thing is so weird. If this wasn't me we were talking about I would assume she wants to drug me and steal my kidney. But it is me! So she probably just wants a piece of my forgotten god powet...before she harvests my organs.

Time to take a shower and get ready.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 25, 2007, 11:03:52 PM: Also if I choose to accept this mission I will be doing so on legendary mode.

Right now there is pressure in my ear even though I've been off the plane for over an hour. There have only been 2 other times that this has ever happened. Both times I boarded the plane with an unknown ear infection and when I got off the pressure would build until it felt like my ear drum was going to pop complete with me running around on the floor in circles like some sort of constricted with pain version of homer simpson. I can sort of feel the pressure building now. The last time this happened I was like 10 so I'm assuming my pain threshold has grown with me. The clock is ticking I give myself 2 hours before the full force is felt if its going to hit.

I'm almost hoping she doesn't call me back. She's going to meet up with her friends tell them she met some guy on an airplane. They'll tell her she's crazy and not to call me. Then I can suffer here in peace. If she calls we ride out with the death pain and over come all obstacles like beowulf of sparta.

Actually that last edit was made when I wasn't completely sure if this was the pain of yore and it's starting to seem more likely that it is...

I think I'm calling off the date with my organ harvester to do battle with my childhood nemesis.

*feels the pulsing*

Oh yes it is that pain.

Why Odin? Why have you forsaken me!

another edit:
crap! She just texted me.

The pain is building. But shes a tiny 5'1" latin chick who obviously wants me! They're going to a different bar and she wants me to meet her there when she gets there.

I remember smashing my finger and shattering it so it bent back the other way once. Then I grabbed my finger and forced it to bend back the right way. That didn't hurt as bad as I remember this hurting. But then I was only 11 maybe I was exagerating the pain. From the way this is starting to feel I don't think I was though.

edit:

It appears there is a name for this:
http://www.drlouryent.com/Pages/PatientServices/1041.html (http://www.drlouryent.com/Pages/PatientServices/1041.html)

Though why this unlikely shit had to happen to me during the same time that some chick gave me the full court press on a plane is certainly a strong argument for the involvement of a higher powet.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 27, 2007, 06:02:08 PM: SO DRAMATIC.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 27, 2007, 07:57:04 PM: Well I am an actor. My ear doesn't hurt today it just feels like theres water in it. The funny thing is that all of this could have been avoided if I had blown my nose (thats how I make the pressure go away on the plane) in front of the girl. But instead I opted for looking cool and having my head explode.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 29, 2007, 09:01:54 PM: little karate guy, going bald guy, silent huge guy, and peter venkman
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Jan 05, 2008, 02:35:02 AM: "He's a salior. He's in New York. We get this guy laid and we won't have any trouble."
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 05, 2008, 10:30:11 PM: Have you ever tried being sober and celibate? I don't think you fully grasp what you're proposing here. I've done it man...5 months. Then one night I was at my cousin's engagement party and I had a beer, and another beer, and another beer, and anothe, you're picking up what I'm putting down right? And do you know what happened? All of the suppressed sexual tension came bubbling to the surface. Every chick in the place started looking good. From my cousin's roomate to my aunt's 50 yr old friends. And then it hit me...I haven't been laid in 5 fucking months! And then I thought "What about those poor fat bastards sitting in front of their computers on the internet who will never get laid? The pure white hot pristine pain caused from such intense longing they must feel. Knowing that they will never feel the inside of a woman.

And people actually wonder where serial killers come from...

Thank god I'm attractive or I'd definitely be turning chicks into lamp shades.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 06, 2008, 06:41:35 PM: I have this theory that if you are a virgin you don't know how gooood sex is, so you don't crave it.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bitch on Jan 06, 2008, 07:55:00 PM: I lost my virginity less than a year ago, and I agree. Certain times of the month, I want it so bad I feel like crashing a frat party. Except I'm too fat to do dumb frat guys, so I'd have to do either a redneck or an ugly gross hobo. Neither is an option, obviously, so... :\
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 06, 2008, 08:19:29 PM: Quote from: Bitch on Jan 06, 2008, 07:55:00 PM
I lost my virginity less than a year ago, and I agree. Certain times of the month, I want it so bad I feel like crashing a frat party. Except I'm too fat to do dumb frat guys, so I'd have to do either a redneck or an ugly gross hobo. Neither is an option, obviously, so... :\

I doubt they'd say no after a few beers. Some guys love fat chicks.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 06, 2008, 09:08:16 PM: Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 06, 2008, 06:41:35 PM
I have this theory that if you are a virgin you don't know how gooood sex is, so you don't crave it.

You're right. I need to replace fat virgins with fat disfigured non virgins in that monologue.

Quote from: Bitch on Jan 06, 2008, 07:55:00 PM
I lost my virginity less than a year ago, and I agree. Certain times of the month, I want it so bad I feel like crashing a frat party. Except I'm too fat to do dumb frat guys, so I'd have to do either a redneck or an ugly gross hobo. Neither is an option, obviously, so... :\

How fat are you now? If you still look like your old myspace pic you shouldn't have a problem getting some frat guy to bang you. Actually I have a thing for pale chicks lately (pr0n wise) so maybe I'm biased.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Jan 07, 2008, 01:30:39 AM: Quote from: IDE on Jan 05, 2008, 10:30:11 PM
Have you ever tried being sober and celibate?

I'm always sober.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jan 07, 2008, 03:02:08 AM: I never know if IDE is talking seriously in this thread or just spouting lines for something.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 07, 2008, 05:16:12 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Jan 07, 2008, 03:02:08 AM
I never know if IDE is talking seriously in this thread or just spouting lines for something.

Doesn't that explain all of his posts?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 07, 2008, 10:19:36 AM: Quote from: Derrick on Jan 07, 2008, 05:16:12 AM
Quote from: B E C K on Jan 07, 2008, 03:02:08 AM
I never know if IDE is talking seriously in this thread or just spouting lines for something.

Doesn't that explain all of his posts?

this board needs a quote-o-matic
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bitch on Jan 07, 2008, 10:37:12 AM: I'm actually a little thinner, but the frat boys around Wichita think anything bigger than 150 lbs is huge. And there are no frat boys in Shittown, OK, so I'd be stuck with the Indian guys who don't use rubbers.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 07, 2008, 12:39:10 PM: Disease infested savages!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bitch on Jan 07, 2008, 01:13:14 PM: No joke. And a little over half of the teenage girls here are moms, so they're not insisting on them either. I'm going back to Wichita for a few days soon, though. Maybe I can get booty then.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 07, 2008, 01:14:48 PM: They're just trying to repopulate the earth with their nearly wiped out people.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bitch on Jan 07, 2008, 01:49:38 PM: But they only get the white girls pregnant!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 07, 2008, 03:54:47 PM: There is probably a legend that a half breed child will rise to political powet and give them back their lands. Also, my cross country tour starts in february so if you haven't had a red baby by then I can put you out of your misery free of charge.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bitch on Jan 07, 2008, 06:44:18 PM: No. :|
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 07, 2008, 07:37:07 PM: Fair Enough.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 07, 2008, 08:18:35 PM: If she had sex with you she would be going against her no screwing a frat guy belief.

I have only had sex with one frat guy (he was my bf) and girl, you ain't missing a THING. and I've heard from my girlfriends' experiences with other frat guys. frat guys- energizer bunnies.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 07, 2008, 09:18:16 PM: They keep on going and going and going...?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jan 07, 2008, 09:20:26 PM: They're pink blind bunnies with drums?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 08, 2008, 12:29:28 AM: No, they are just like rabbit-like. Like that's all they do, no change of rhythm or anything. So i've heard
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 08, 2008, 12:50:00 AM: Oh that. Yeah that's in the handbook. We have to practice on blow up dolls until we get it right.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Jan 08, 2008, 12:37:46 PM: Oh, you fratties and your hazing! Boys will be boys!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: The D on Jan 08, 2008, 10:10:45 PM: It seems all of the fat girls I know have boyfriends... in fact many of them were at the party I mentioned in the other thread. There was the really huge girl who I know from school (the crying one) who had a man, and the bartender lady who was mixing all the drinks had both a boyfriend and a male sex slave. And there's this absolutely enormous black woman I know from school who's probably 350 pounds, and she has a skinny black dude for a man.

If Bitch is overweight like the horny redhead at the party who was jiggly in the belly but pretty well proportioned everywhere else, I'd nail her.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 08, 2008, 10:13:48 PM: Well now you just have to get out there and find that fucking dog!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bitch on Jan 08, 2008, 11:08:37 PM: Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 08, 2008, 10:10:45 PM
If Bitch is overweight like the horny redhead at the party who was jiggly in the belly but pretty well proportioned everywhere else, I'd nail her.

NO! I'd rather fuck IDE. Or anyone else. I have to have a chemical shower now.

I'm not an ugly girl, but I'm tall. It is so hard to find a decent guy who isn't shorter than me and offended by it. And hanging out mostly with gay people and stoners... well, it's a little hard to find a nice one who isn't taken. Or on some mind bending drug that makes me the most beautiful three headed purple woman they've ever seen.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 09, 2008, 10:27:27 AM: Ohhh "If Bitch"...

I missed that part.

Those 3 headed purple chicks steal all the good guys.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Sam on Jan 09, 2008, 01:15:39 PM: Quote from: IDE on Jan 08, 2008, 10:13:48 PM
Well now you just have to get out there and find that fucking dog!

IDE, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

(wrong part, I know)
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 09, 2008, 02:23:01 PM: How low have you sunk when you're watching the Disney character goofy score with a chick and it makes you jealous?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 09, 2008, 10:13:45 PM: My first copy pasta! I wrote this a few days ago on 4chan and found it today on 420chan: http://img.420chan.org/b/res/138545.html (http://img.420chan.org/b/res/138545.html)

around 12 or 13 years old I would always change into shorts with no underpants on when my sister's friends came over. I would get a boner then lay on the couch, on my side, with one leg up so they could see my erect tween dong!

I would watch them to see if they were looking but not directly. I used my peripheral vision to keep tabs on their gazes. This one girl tiffany would look at it like like every 10 seconds. Whenever she looked at it I got even harder.

She would spend the night all the time and we'd stay up late. One time we were watching a movie and we were all under the blankets together (it was winter). Naturally I was free balling in shorts again. I positioned myself so that if I got hard it would touch her thigh.

Then I started thinking the sexiest thoughts that a kid that age could think of. I could feel my bone growing and reaching out towards her leg. Finally the tip made contact with her thigh and she moved it away. I moved ever so slightly. I mean you could hardly tell I had moved at all and it was touching her again. She moved again. I was devastated and had pretty much given up.

I went back to watching the movie. About 15 minutes later she rolled over so that her body was facing mine. She moved her hands forward underneath the blankets and accidentally touched my cock. Then something amazing happened! And now i can talk to animals! It's really cool!! but a complete secret... and you know what? Life's never been the same!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Jan 10, 2008, 12:23:23 AM: Quote from: Sam on Jan 09, 2008, 01:15:39 PM
Quote from: IDE on Jan 08, 2008, 10:13:48 PM
Well now you just have to get out there and find that fucking dog!

IDE, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

(wrong part, I know)

And I'm going to give you a pellet just for getting under Sam's skin this much.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 10, 2008, 01:04:16 AM: He's just quoting billy madison.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Jan 10, 2008, 05:13:33 PM: Then I'll take it away.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 10, 2008, 05:34:54 PM: I would nary accept a pellet under false pretenses.

also, my dream may yet be a fortelling.

Airplane girl is coming back into miami tomorrow and just asked me out to dinner. She's so forward I love it. I might get a hotel room in the hotel that I live in for her. If she wants it she's gonna get it, and I mean shes gonna get it like "cosmic implosion that becomes an explosion and giant rings of powet spread out from ground zero destroying neighboring solar systems" get it.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 10, 2008, 11:05:53 PM: hahah nice. Already darn time girls get balls! I would do the same thing with a guy I liked, why waste time!?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Jan 14, 2008, 12:17:25 AM: Quote from: IDE on Jan 10, 2008, 05:34:54 PM
I would nary accept a pellet under false pretenses.

Well if you can piss him off for real I'll give it back. It's not hard. He's got a bug up his butt about everything.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Sam on Jan 14, 2008, 03:29:09 PM: Not now. The Packers won. Nothing can get me down.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 14, 2008, 03:33:33 PM: Poor old sad old Cowboobs. :laugh:
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 14, 2008, 04:24:41 PM: Quote from: Sam on Jan 14, 2008, 03:29:09 PM
Not now. The Packers won. Nothing can get me down.

I bet Charon's mouth is still open from Peyton choking on a possible winning drive.

I am so glad everyone shut the fuck up about Garrard being the second black Jesus, and the Jag's destiny blah blah. Also they were talking about experience in the Super Bowl, and how Peyton vs. Favre would be a battle of experience. Peyton's been once, so has Favre. Brady's been three times, and won each time. Boo yeah.

Go Pats! ^.^ V
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: The D on Jan 15, 2008, 12:07:04 AM: Quote from: IDE on Jan 09, 2008, 10:13:45 PM
My first copy pasta! I wrote this a few days ago on 4chan and found it today on 420chan: http://img.420chan.org/b/res/138545.html (http://img.420chan.org/b/res/138545.html)

around 12 or 13 years old I would always change into shorts with no underpants on when my sister's friends came over. I would get a boner then lay on the couch, on my side, with one leg up so they could see my erect tween dong!

I would watch them to see if they were looking but not directly. I used my peripheral vision to keep tabs on their gazes. This one girl tiffany would look at it like like every 10 seconds. Whenever she looked at it I got even harder.

She would spend the night all the time and we'd stay up late. One time we were watching a movie and we were all under the blankets together (it was winter). Naturally I was free balling in shorts again. I positioned myself so that if I got hard it would touch her thigh.

Then I started thinking the sexiest thoughts that a kid that age could think of. I could feel my bone growing and reaching out towards her leg. Finally the tip made contact with her thigh and she moved it away. I moved ever so slightly. I mean you could hardly tell I had moved at all and it was touching her again. She moved again. I was devastated and had pretty much given up.

I went back to watching the movie. About 15 minutes later she rolled over so that her body was facing mine. She moved her hands forward underneath the blankets and accidentally touched my cock. Then something amazing happened! And now i can talk to animals! It's really cool!! but a complete secret... and you know what? Life's never been the same!

The 420chan thread doesn't exist anymore. Why would you expect it to stay there for more than 10 minutes anyway.

There's an archive of 4chan threads... I wonder if there's one for 420 chan as well?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 15, 2008, 12:51:47 AM: things stay on 420chan for awhile it doesn't move as fast, seeing their reactions was only if you clicked in the first 8 hours or so.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jan 15, 2008, 04:37:09 PM: Quote from: Bernie AKA on Jan 14, 2008, 03:33:33 PM
Poor old sad old Cowboobs. :laugh:

Ha ha! I don't follow football a stitch, it's just the sooner I don't have to hear local news cum over the 'boys, the better. They made the cover of the paper the other day with the words "heartbreak" somewhere in there. Boo hoo hoo.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 15, 2008, 07:10:54 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Jan 15, 2008, 04:37:09 PM
Quote from: Bernie AKA on Jan 14, 2008, 03:33:33 PM
Poor old sad old Cowboobs. :laugh:

Ha ha! I don't follow football a stitch, it's just the sooner I don't have to hear local news cum over the 'boys, the better. They made the cover of the paper the other day with the words "heartbreak" somewhere in there. Boo hoo hoo.

Fergie told us Big Girls don't cry. No one told Terrel Owens that WRs shouldn't either.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: The D on Jan 15, 2008, 09:43:47 PM: 4chan's archive has 120 pages of /b/ but only 2 of /h/ and 1 of /u/... THE OUTRAGE! :(
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 15, 2008, 10:12:19 PM: Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 15, 2008, 09:43:47 PM
4chan's archive has 120 pages of /b/ but only 2 of /h/ and 1 of /y/... THE OUTRAGE! :(

Um... isn't /y/ yaoi?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: The D on Jan 15, 2008, 10:17:27 PM: Quote from: Derrick on Jan 15, 2008, 10:12:19 PM
Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 15, 2008, 09:43:47 PM
4chan's archive has 120 pages of /b/ but only 2 of /h/ and 1 of /y/... THE OUTRAGE! :(

Um... isn't /y/ yaoi?

I was thinking yuri. Forgot what letter that board is.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 15, 2008, 10:33:15 PM: Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 15, 2008, 10:17:27 PM
Quote from: Derrick on Jan 15, 2008, 10:12:19 PM
Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 15, 2008, 09:43:47 PM
4chan's archive has 120 pages of /b/ but only 2 of /h/ and 1 of /y/... THE OUTRAGE! :(

Um... isn't /y/ yaoi?

I was thinking yuri. Forgot what letter that board is.

It's called a Freudian slip for a reason.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 15, 2008, 10:35:32 PM: Craigslist.com is full of chicks who want to get plowed but they have to be full of diseases right? It wouldn't make any sense otherwise right? I mean I press the refresh button and like 3 more pop up every few minutes...

One pic...I send them one pic of this body and I'm as good as laid.

*inner struggle*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

No, I will not submit to this. Miami is too dirty of a city. D you should look into this though.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jan 16, 2008, 05:35:10 PM: :lmao:
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 16, 2008, 07:58:31 PM: ....Man. Just when you think IDE pulls everything you thought possible...
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 16, 2008, 08:23:24 PM: You think he'd be able to get women without resulting to a situation that would result in infested whore and/or tranny.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 16, 2008, 09:15:01 PM: Resorting to you mean, and I didn't, I passed the trial. I will remain IDE and fade into the West.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 16, 2008, 09:41:10 PM: Naples?

There are some bangin hotties over on the west coast, too. Plus the beaches are better.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 17, 2008, 12:22:32 AM: haha not naples...unless I was gilf hunting.

LA
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 19, 2008, 01:05:51 PM: everybody in cali is fake
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 19, 2008, 07:09:04 PM: Quote from: IDE on Jan 17, 2008, 12:22:32 AM
haha not naples...unless I was gilf hunting.

LA

Have you been to the beaches at Naples?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 20, 2008, 07:47:04 PM: No, the smell of bengay sizzling in the hot sun is not my cup of tea.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 20, 2008, 08:43:24 PM: lol

Europeans and Latinas by the planeload come to the West-Coast beaches, which are highly superior to Miami Beaches.

You're missing out.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 20, 2008, 09:31:11 PM: What makes them superior? There are plenty of euros and latinas here already.

What we don't have are cute crying american chicks. I was in tallahassee this weekend doing a student film. We finished shooting and were gonna go out but the weather was complete shit last night so instead we went to see clover field. My 2 friends, their freshmen and sophmore girl friends...and me. Both girls cried during the movie. I can hardly remember the last time I had a girlfriend that cried during movies. I think maybe it was either 2 years ago or 6 years ago for sure. One of the girls actually called herself a "noob" and that was really cute too...the point is that its been so long since I've been with a girl that I found myself identifying with the monster in cloverfield rather than the guy looking for the woman he loved.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 20, 2008, 10:17:17 PM: Damnit I can't find a cheap ticket to get back to philly after the ultra festival..... american airlines have open seats but they are like 400 bucks each, YES SURE, MY ASS. fuuuuuck! i want to go to the beach damnittt
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 20, 2008, 10:30:51 PM: Try Fort Lauderdale, they usually have cheaper flights.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 22, 2008, 09:17:24 PM: O i was trying that!
Anyways, because I'm impatient I just bought a one way ticket, Philly --> Ft Lauderdale, for march 27th! now i have to search for one back :-/ (it would be funny if i never get to find one, cause then i would be screeeeewed)
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jan 24, 2008, 11:10:28 PM: How could you never find one back? You would just buy one from Ft. Lauderdale to anywhere else and then buy a ticket from there to Philly, right?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Jan 25, 2008, 12:31:47 AM: Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 22, 2008, 09:17:24 PM
O i was trying that!
Anyways, because I'm impatient I just bought a one way ticket, Philly --> Ft Lauderdale, for march 27th! now i have to search for one back :-/ (it would be funny if i never get to find one, cause then i would be screeeeewed)

You could just rent a car and drive back. But be warned, when looking at a map things are bigger then they appear.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 25, 2008, 06:26:44 PM: I don't drive.

Nuri, that would be even moooore expensive!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Jan 26, 2008, 12:12:44 AM: NEW YORK CITY!!!!!!!

Yeah I got nothing.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 26, 2008, 10:47:36 AM: Fuck NY, that place is 2 hours away from here, it gets boring after a while. And I don't really like NY, which is the main reason of why I didn't accept the job offer from the UN
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 26, 2008, 11:24:05 AM: Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 26, 2008, 10:47:36 AM
Fuck NY, that place is 2 hours away from here, it gets boring after a while. And I don't really like NY, which is the main reason of why I didn't accept the job offer from the UN

Boston is where it's at.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 26, 2008, 04:57:35 PM: I am fucking awesome!

The writer director said "That's exactly how I wrote it! I can't even read it that good!"

So it appears that on top of my other 2 awesome powers (splendid unarmed combat and sexual prowess) I also have a 3rd mutant ability! To bring the written word to life!

edit: Also! This is RAW TALENT! I've hardly been taught formally! Do you dare imagine the powet levels I'll achieve after I've studied under some master teacher? I dare you to dare to imagine it.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Jan 27, 2008, 12:47:18 AM: Quote from: Derrick on Jan 26, 2008, 11:24:05 AM
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 26, 2008, 10:47:36 AM
Fuck NY, that place is 2 hours away from here, it gets boring after a while. And I don't really like NY, which is the main reason of why I didn't accept the job offer from the UN

Boston is where it's at.

Fuck Boston, that place is 2 hours away from here, it gets boring after a while. And I don't really like Boston, which is the main reason of why I didn't accept the job offer from the United Douchebags Alliance.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 27, 2008, 08:50:06 AM: Na Boston is not good either. My friend goes to graduate school there and he says that after a couple of months it gets old.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 27, 2008, 07:28:23 PM: Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 27, 2008, 08:50:06 AM
Na Boston is not good either. My friend goes to graduate school there and he says that after a couple of months it gets old.

Then he's retarded. There's cities everywhere and bars everywhere. If you can't have fun in Boston, you're dying faster than a heroin freak.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 30, 2008, 10:49:44 PM: meth freak is worse
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 31, 2008, 06:14:11 AM: Eh, whatever. Either way, how is Philly better? Isn't there widespread violence and copkilling going on there?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 31, 2008, 12:30:03 PM: You're both crazy! Miami is pimp tight! This city has the b...

I can't even pretend.

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 31, 2008, 08:08:10 PM: Quote from: IDE on Jan 31, 2008, 12:30:03 PM
You're both crazy! Miami is pimp tight! This city has the b...

I can't even pretend.

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Lemme leave first, then you can.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 01, 2008, 03:47:00 PM: ....and so the last 2 Noldor set sail from middle earth never to return.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 01, 2008, 11:03:30 PM: der;p
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: The D on Feb 02, 2008, 12:49:37 PM: Quote from: Derrick on Jan 31, 2008, 06:14:11 AM
Eh, whatever. Either way, how is Philly better? Isn't there widespread violence and copkilling going on there?

Philly's become worse than Detroit, Chicago, and LA combined, and my mom got scared and she said "yo moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air!"
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2008, 03:40:48 PM: Not if they have kids.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 03, 2008, 10:50:03 PM: Quote from: Dangerous D on Feb 02, 2008, 12:49:37 PM
Quote from: Derrick on Jan 31, 2008, 06:14:11 AM
Eh, whatever. Either way, how is Philly better? Isn't there widespread violence and copkilling going on there?

Philly's become worse than Detroit, Chicago, and LA combined, and my mom got scared and she said "yo moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air!"

It is, but its mostly in the ghettoes. I live in Center City so we don't have THAT many murders here.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: The D on Feb 04, 2008, 06:45:51 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Feb 02, 2008, 03:40:48 PM
Not if they have kids.
Bel Air reference zinging right over your head and into the wall.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Feb 05, 2008, 02:28:18 PM: Me turning your Fresh Prince ref into a pedo joke zinging right over your head and into the poster of Dakota Fanning on your wall.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 05, 2008, 02:31:24 PM: Ok now to get this thread back on topic...that topic being me and how awesome I am.

I just left my first interview with a real agent. The interview lasted 45 seconds. She took one look at me. The horn of valere sounded! Heroes rose from their graves to fight once more! And she sent me out on my first job. Its a canadian beer commercial audition. If I get the part I get $2500.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Feb 05, 2008, 02:33:32 PM: Uh, remember that I always believed in you. :look:
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Feb 05, 2008, 04:36:42 PM: Congrats! Now if you just start sleeping with directors and producers, you'll get the best beer commercial parts.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 05, 2008, 04:40:11 PM: Just got back from the audition. I think it went ok but not great. I couldn't tell from their reactions.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 06, 2008, 12:44:16 PM: Don't tell me you got beaten out by those beer-swilling beavers! :finger:

The real beer-swilling beavers, not the grainy YouTube version.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 06, 2008, 01:01:23 PM: Well I don't exactly look like a beer truck driver and there were a few guys there that did.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 06, 2008, 01:56:39 PM: I keep hearing rumors about a live Johnny Bravo movie. Bleach your hair and try to imagine not getting girls.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 06, 2008, 05:57:05 PM: I'm up for a part in some mobile phone content thing. It pays $350 a day and probably makes me SAG eligible.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 07, 2008, 11:29:05 AM: and 2 commercial auditions tomorrow too now.

It's all happening so fast. Rosanne Bar got famous from her pizza hut commercials...

I could be the next Rosanne Bar.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Merla on Feb 07, 2008, 12:29:55 PM: Quote from: IDE on Feb 07, 2008, 11:29:05 AM
and 2 commercial auditions tomorrow too now.

It's all happening so fast. Rosanne Bar got famous from her pizza hut commercials...

I could be the next Rosanne Bar.

Somehow I get the feeling that's not the image you're going for.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 07, 2008, 01:30:46 PM: Well no, but I would like to sing the national anthem badly at the world series while cupping my balls.

2 more commercial auditions were just added. One is for Tide detergent.

I've got to land something tomorrow or I'll be pissed.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 07, 2008, 02:42:56 PM: Damn, between you, Rama & E....

*rummages for autograph book*
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Feb 07, 2008, 10:22:14 PM: Quote from: IDE on Feb 07, 2008, 11:29:05 AM
and 2 commercial auditions tomorrow too now.

It's all happening so fast. Rosanne Bar got famous from her pizza hut commercials...

I could be the next Rosanne Bar.

:lmao:
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 08, 2008, 10:42:14 AM: I got fucking owned today when I went in for a royal bank of scottland commercial about golf.

They gave me the wrong fucking que line so my response line wasn't delivered the way they wanted it and before I had a chance to get comfortable with the new way they taped my audition and I was out the door.

Plus they handed me a golf club and I didn't know how to hold it.

I need to learn to adapt faster but also fuck them for not being thorough.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 08, 2008, 11:28:08 AM: I can't let go of the rage...I have to be a fast food manager next so I'm hoping it calls for being mean to employees.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Feb 08, 2008, 01:37:12 PM: Quote from: IDE on Feb 08, 2008, 10:42:14 AM
I got fucking owned today when I went in for a royal bank of scottland commercial about golf.

They gave me the wrong fucking que line so my response line wasn't delivered the way they wanted it and before I had a chance to get comfortable with the new way they taped my audition and I was out the door.

Plus they handed me a golf club and I didn't know how to hold it.

I need to learn to adapt faster but also fuck them for not being thorough.

Or they did it on purpose to see how seasoned you are.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Feb 08, 2008, 03:14:15 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Feb 07, 2008, 10:22:14 PM
Quote from: IDE on Feb 07, 2008, 11:29:05 AM
and 2 commercial auditions tomorrow too now.

It's all happening so fast. Rosanne Bar got famous from her pizza hut commercials...

I could be the next Rosanne Bar.

:lmao:

Well your insightful comedy about the real life of a mid-western house wife would be a surefire hit with America.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 09, 2008, 09:53:12 PM: Quote from: IDE on Feb 08, 2008, 10:42:14 AM
I got fucking owned today when I went in for a royal bank of scottland commercial about golf.

They gave me the wrong fucking que line so my response line wasn't delivered the way they wanted it and before I had a chance to get comfortable with the new way they taped my audition and I was out the door.

Plus they handed me a golf club and I didn't know how to hold it.

I need to learn to adapt faster but also fuck them for not being thorough.

Do a little research next time. Like if you are going to go to a casting for an X product, do a little research about that or about the part you would be playing, so you won't have another incident like the golf club one. It always helps a little to act like you know more than they think you do!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 09, 2008, 10:09:01 PM: Yeah I'm learning that the hard way. Still its better to be making mistakes like this in Miami than in LA.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 09, 2008, 10:11:13 PM: Yeah. Look at Miami as your "training grounds" so when you decide to go to LA, you'll be an expert on auditions
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 09, 2008, 10:15:40 PM: That's what I'm thinking. Out of the 4 auditions on friday (1 web-tv thing, 3 commercials) 2 of the commercial ones went good so we'll see what happens.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 11, 2008, 03:43:18 PM: My agent just called and I got a call back from one of the commercials!

This is awesome because it shows her that I'm a viable money source. Now I just need to land that shit and I think I get $1500...but the drawback is I think its being shot on a tropical island and I have to bring my passport.

I know you're thinking "how is that a drawback?" but it is because I'll be out of the country for awhile and won't be able to go on calls for new work and I heard some people talking about this job and they weren't sure that the company was going to pay for the flight.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 12, 2008, 12:48:26 PM: Fuck Yeah!

I just dropped a bomb on those motherfuckers. I love how I walk into the room without saying anything. I quietly sign in. Then when they call me in for my turn my rich brock sampson voice bellows out and my anime facial expressions blow away the casting director.

I auditioned with an actress for this walmart commercial and at the end he asked me what my name was again even though I'd just slated before we started. So I told him my name again and he started saying "I love that face you made" while the actress was like "And Angela _____" trying to slip her name in again.

HE DOESN'T CARE WHO YOU ARE BITCH! YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF A GOD!

...well she was cute. And like afterwards she was all asking me where I'm from as we walked out of the building. I'd totally hit it, but then I haven't had sex in 5 months so thats not saying much.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Feb 12, 2008, 10:21:45 PM: Tap it!

So if you get any of this stuff will we get to see it? Like, if it's local, will you make a copy or a clip and put it on YouTube or something?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 12, 2008, 11:09:18 PM: yeah definitely
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 12, 2008, 11:10:15 PM: Would they really not pay for your airplane ticket? that's fucked up yo
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 12, 2008, 11:13:44 PM: We'll see. I went to the call back today and had to do something a little different. Not sure if it came off strong or not. It's being shot in the dominican republic.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 23, 2008, 11:14:18 PM: Well I made out with a 17 or 18 yr old for a student film yesterday. Acting is fun.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 26, 2008, 08:57:02 PM: Ah my friend asked me to do one of those once and I had a bf and didn't do it. There's AAALWAYS tongue involved in those student films (but only if the other person is hot )
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Feb 26, 2008, 09:47:27 PM: yeah I got her number I'm gonna call her tomorrow.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 29, 2008, 07:20:00 PM: HAHA NICE.

I just remembered, that one year later I ended hooking up with the friend who asked me to do it. What can I say, he looks like the main guy from Entourage, hot hooot.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 04, 2008, 09:43:15 PM: During one spring break we went to key west. We didn't have a hotel so we decided to drive around until we could find one. I decided to make it extra fun and do it with a boner. So I'd jump out of the car at full attention and walk up to the front desk with my hips thrust out asking "Do you have any rooms?" (In the screen play version it will be "Do you have any vacancies that you need filled?") But eventually it all backfired when we walked into a gay hotel. That's right it was a gay hotel, the whole staff was flaming. I rolled right up into the middle of it...

Then we cut to us running out of there like the Ghostbusters out of the library and that my friends is what they call the hook.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 05, 2008, 11:24:42 PM: MARIAAAAA
I JUST MET A GIRL NAMED MARIIIIAAAA
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Mar 06, 2008, 12:51:49 AM: Did you tell her to get her ass back to Cuba?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 06, 2008, 10:16:38 AM: No, I've decided that as long as were seeing each other the cubans are allowed to invade. I am fickle and whimsical king.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2008, 06:54:55 PM: Did you meet her through match.com or whatever dating webpage you signed up to?

One of my coworkers came from Costa Rica to work here for some months, and the first thing he did was sign up for match.com. He hooked up with 9 different girls, that little casanova.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 07, 2008, 07:11:49 PM: Yeah she's from the dating site thing.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 10, 2008, 04:25:38 PM: Awww she just said "love you" on accident when we hung up now. Yes it had to be an accident, she's not crazy. She probably is in love with me though. Still, she denied me last night after I took her bra off with your standard single hand-two finger-around the back snap. I think she's just holding out on me so that I'll respect her or something gay like that. That only makes me respect their will powet not their morals. Sleeping with me is an inevitability baby, do not delay your destiny.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 10, 2008, 05:30:01 PM: She said she loved you? Drop her like its hot dude, she's gonna go psycho on your ass. Latin women are fucking crazy (yes, I include myself on that)
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 11, 2008, 01:14:41 AM: It had to be an accident though! We like all the same shit, she was more excited about SSB coming out than I was! She watches anime and shit too. I refuse to believe she's insane!

You know what...fuck it.

If she's insane then I'm fucking down to spiral into insanity with her "What Dreams May Come" style. I just have a really good feeling about her.

But you guys have to realize you've never dealt with my mack game. You really have no idea how pimp I am. I'm like that fish that has a lure light bulb shooting out of its forehead. I've been running and refining this shit on chicks for over 10 years. If a girl slips up and says "love you" to me its totally natural.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Sam on Mar 11, 2008, 01:22:21 PM: It's been told to me, but I've never told anyone I love them (outside family, obviously).
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Mar 11, 2008, 01:32:53 PM: Quote from: IDE
I'm like that fish that has a lure light bulb shooting out of its forehead

What, dude, like those ugly ones with the giant heads and monster teeth that live at the very bottom and whatnot?

Quote from: Sam on Mar 11, 2008, 01:22:21 PM
It's been told to me, but I've never told anyone I love them (outside family, obviously).

Your love is like a tidal wave, spinning over my head
Drownin' me in your promises, better left unsaid
You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy
The invincible winner, and you know that you were born to be
You're a heartbreaker
Dream maker, love taker
Don't you mess around with me!
You're a heartbreaker
Dream maker, love taker
Don't you mess around - no no no!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 11, 2008, 02:45:06 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Mar 11, 2008, 01:32:53 PM
Quote from: IDE
I'm like that fish that has a lure light bulb shooting out of its forehead

What, dude, like those ugly ones with the giant heads and monster teeth that live at the very bottom and whatnot?

Yes, the very same.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 11, 2008, 04:47:14 PM: Quote from: IDE on Mar 11, 2008, 01:14:41 AM

If she's insane then I'm fucking down to spiral into insanity with her "What Dreams May Come" style. I just have a really good feeling about her.

HHA NICE I LOVE THAT MOVIEE. fucking sad yo, fucking sad.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Sam on Mar 11, 2008, 05:21:17 PM: So, like that fish, he only get's his prey through trickery?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 11, 2008, 07:31:30 PM: That fish doesn't trick anyone. He possesses something the other fish must have.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Sam on Mar 12, 2008, 03:55:46 PM: He possesses something the other fish THINK is something they must have.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Mar 12, 2008, 09:57:45 PM: Just like IDE.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 12, 2008, 10:05:34 PM: Then they find out how old the fish actually is and lose interest U_U
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 13, 2008, 03:41:03 PM: Got a call back for a Wendy's commercial!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Mar 13, 2008, 03:45:24 PM: Quote from: IDE on Mar 12, 2008, 10:05:34 PM
Then they find out how old the fish actually is and lose interest U_U

Well what do expect...no one wants old fish.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Mar 13, 2008, 09:26:34 PM: Quote from: IDE on Mar 13, 2008, 03:41:03 PM
Got a call back for a Wendy's commercial!

Was I the only one that pictured IDE in the red braids?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 14, 2008, 02:18:36 AM: I think I am going to be wearing them actually. We'll see tomorrow.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Mar 14, 2008, 02:58:00 PM: Nah, they stopped that advertising run.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Mar 14, 2008, 03:33:32 PM: Maybe he'll be the ghost of Dave Thomas instead.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 14, 2008, 04:37:21 PM: Maybe I'll get nosssing por que pantalones en la gato.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 15, 2008, 10:12:22 AM: For What Pants in the Cat?
What the fuck are you saying?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 15, 2008, 10:49:12 AM: I'm saying we need some ethnic cleansing.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 15, 2008, 11:01:21 AM: B: say you love me
K: I can't...I just
B: Just say it
K: I can't
B: say it, it'll make my dick harder
K: What?
B: Yeah I guess I'm a "sick fuck" like that
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 15, 2008, 04:27:53 PM: How long does it take to get a stranger to invite you over to her house?

80 minutes.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 16, 2008, 09:49:01 PM: Is this the girl from match.com? cause if she is, then she's not a stranger!

80 minutes is a long time anyways. you cn get some hoes out there to go to your place in like half an hour (depending on how drunk they are).
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 16, 2008, 10:38:20 PM: well its another girl from the .com, one that had never met me before.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Sam on Mar 17, 2008, 09:49:32 AM: Things must have soured with the cuban dream girl.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Mar 17, 2008, 10:48:49 AM: Quote from: IDE on Mar 15, 2008, 11:01:21 AM
B: say you love me
K: I can't...I just
B: Just say it
K: I can't
B: say it, it'll make my dick harder
K: What?
B: Yeah I guess I'm a "sick fuck" like that

Smooth like sandpaper.

You have to trap them into saying it, duh.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 17, 2008, 11:29:32 AM: Quote from: Sam on Mar 17, 2008, 09:49:32 AM
Things must have soured with the cuban dream girl.

They haven't yet. You'll know when they do because there will be a tirade about closing the border and changing the dry land policy.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 18, 2008, 10:45:41 PM: guy touches girls boob on escalator but can't escape her bf because people are on it
cat kills little boys cat and then later becomes little boys cat

Something is wrong with the girl I like...I'm reverting to full misogyny mode.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Mar 19, 2008, 01:01:24 AM: A third eye in the middle of her back? A wang? Four stomachs? A nasally laugh?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 19, 2008, 02:16:14 AM: We had a conversation and I, blinded by my like for her revealed information that has put her off. She said we weren't going to judge each other, but she obviously has. It's my fault for telling the truth...I know better than that damn it.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 19, 2008, 04:11:30 PM: O DO TELL!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 19, 2008, 04:34:56 PM: eventually...
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Mar 19, 2008, 05:12:39 PM: He probably leaked his viagra and propecia dependencies.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 19, 2008, 05:48:59 PM: :laugh:
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Mar 19, 2008, 06:32:19 PM: His age. Or possibly that time he put on a coolie hat and snuck into the zoo to make love to a panda.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Mar 19, 2008, 09:26:53 PM: Hey, Pandas are soft, loving animals.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 19, 2008, 11:40:34 PM: <EMBED SRC=http://moviethemes.net/music/Star_Wars/Star_Wars_Imperial_Medley.mid HIDDEN=true AUTOSTART=true>
<NOEMBED><BGSOUND SRC=http://moviethemes.net/music/Star_Wars/Star_Wars_Imperial_Medley.mid></NOEMBED>

STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE!

GIVE HTML BACK TO THE PEOPLE!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Mar 20, 2008, 12:51:25 AM: Why would I want you to be able to embed anything?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 20, 2008, 12:54:53 AM: Cause I've never done it before and you could make my dream come true.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Mar 20, 2008, 01:33:50 AM: HA!

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Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 22, 2008, 10:45:29 PM: damn, things aren't looking good.
But if I pull this off though its gonna be fucking epic.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Mar 23, 2008, 02:12:07 PM: Le Epice
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 25, 2008, 11:45:16 PM: Well the bitch dropped the hammer on me today. The conversation that did me in was me dropping my number. I don't know why I gave it to her. She gave me hers and she said she didn't judge me and didn't want me to judge her. But I bet she was judging! Then the last time we went out her friend was rubbing on my arm so I rubbed her back but not in a sexual way and I did the chin touch thing I do like "here's lookin at you kid" type of thing. And she accidentally called her friend a bitch in front of me (but just playfully) and the chick got all defensive about being called a bitch infront of me (friend was obviously a little fixated on me) so they were arguing and then friend said that I touched her face and that meant I was hitting on her.

So I was between her and her friend, still she says that wasn't it. She claims "I'm just not feeling it". I told her I'm a tough kid and that she can tell me what it really was, but she wouldn't. Thats a load of shit though cause she was all about me and you don't go from being all about me to "not feeling it" without a reason. The reason is one or both of the above. I don't care anymore and I slept with 2 other girls once I suspected things were going south. Still I miss her. She liked video games and anime and renn fairs etc. It was sort of like what I imagine dating nuri would be like, not that I'm crushing on you or anything but your personality and interests are attractive.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 26, 2008, 10:25:14 PM: Hope you're ok with full frontal nudity

Shit just got real
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Sam on Mar 26, 2008, 11:36:45 PM: You lose points for not having helicopters flying over you as you said that. It also should have been at sunset.

But it was a very good attempts.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 27, 2008, 12:15:07 AM: Well basically thats what I'm going to say to the people who are next when I walk out of an audition. No one ever tells anyone whats going to happen in there. I guess they think that will give the competition an advantage. So from now on I'm gonna walk back into the waiting area refastening my belt, zipping up my zipper, and saying that.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Sam on Mar 27, 2008, 09:13:09 AM: Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 27, 2008, 10:35:10 AM: Yet disturbing.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2008, 12:13:49 PM: But I've never been to a renn fair.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 27, 2008, 12:53:55 PM: Several in Texas - I recommend Scarborough Faire in Waxahachie in April-May over TRF in Plantersville. Go see The Rogues.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 27, 2008, 12:56:17 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Mar 27, 2008, 12:13:49 PM
But I've never been to a renn fair.

But you'd go to one.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 27, 2008, 05:42:54 PM: :fingershake: :fingershake: Never give your REAL number son! always say some low number.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 29, 2008, 12:58:37 PM: Yeah I know...I've made up a new number based on me losing my virginity when I was 18.

Steve gets fired from doing porno movies because he's such a dick that he takes it beyond degrading women and actually talks to the camera to harass the people watching the movie i.e. "This is my dick! It's not your dick you fat neck bearded fuck! Don't even think about pretending this is your dick!, "You are now breathing manually!", etc.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Mar 29, 2008, 12:59:19 PM: oops
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Mar 29, 2008, 09:23:20 PM: Quote from: IDE on Mar 29, 2008, 12:58:37 PM
Yeah I know...I've made up a new number based on me losing my virginity when I was 18.

What number are you talking about?
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Post by: IDE on Mar 29, 2008, 09:30:30 PM: Oh Nuri, you precious naive little flower.

The only reason I even told her was because I was blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche...
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2008, 02:16:47 AM: Less naive, more just effin' lost.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 30, 2008, 09:05:02 AM: Quote from: IDE on Mar 29, 2008, 09:30:30 PM
Oh Nuri, you precious naive little flower.

The only reason I even told her was because I was blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche...
First mistake! Only your friends should know that number. Hell, I wouldn't even tell my own husband my real number , and it's not because I've had a lot (cause I haven't- contrary to popular belief around here) but just because I wouldn't look "as innocent" as if I had a super low number, say, 2, 3?

I really don't care about a guy's number. The only thing I would care about is contracting any STD, ANY Std. Especially since some of them can be get with or without a condom. Maybe she was worried and didn't want to ask you about it? (Im not saying that you have any, btw)
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Post by: IDE on Mar 30, 2008, 10:39:03 AM: She asked about STDs too and I told her that I'd been tested (for everything a little over a year ago and the big one like 3 months ago).

I think I'm going to forget my number so that the actual truth is lost to antiquity and I can't reveal it even if I want to.
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Post by: IDE on Mar 31, 2008, 10:53:19 AM: I could hear him calling her name outside of the room. As soon as she heard it there was a loud sucking pop noise, the kind you can make with blow pop as she popped me out of her mouth and ran towards the door. She opened it and put her arms around him as I pulled my pants up. A silent scream went off in my head!

"NO, WAI-!"

But it was too late she was full on french kissing him

"What?", he asked a stream of spittle falling from his chin.

"Nothing Nothing, Oh look at the time..."
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 31, 2008, 01:43:27 PM: Lord....this is part of why I only slept with girls until I was 20. :P
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Post by: Derrick on Mar 31, 2008, 03:59:53 PM: O.O

*nosebleed and passes out*
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 31, 2008, 08:35:15 PM: Oh THAT number. I was missing the context. All you had to say was it was how many times you had sex. You didn't have to be a jerk about it. Fucker.
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Post by: IDE on Apr 03, 2008, 08:33:18 PM: Are you done talking about my cock with your friends?

Not yet.

Well there is a lot to talk about.

(or)

Yeah, there wasn't much to talk about.
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Post by: IDE on Apr 04, 2008, 10:22:00 PM: Softcore is like downloading a photo of a parked car. Meh.
Wouldn't you prefer to see it used in a high-speed chase with explosions? That's hardcore.
Actually driving the car in a high-speed chase with a nuclear bomb counting down to detonation in the trunk would be awesome. That's actually having sex with a girl.
Since the third option will never happen for any of you hardcore pr0n is the best choice.
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Post by: IDE on Apr 14, 2008, 12:16:40 AM: To Whom it may concern,

Ever since I worked as a production assistant in television news I've wanted to cross over into ad sales. Acting and public speaking have given me the communication skills to succeed in this field. I'm great on the phone and I think I could really excel in this position if given the opportunity.

Thank you for your time and consideration,

Something sucks about this letter...I've never been good at writing these.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 15, 2008, 12:22:44 AM: The opening line needs some work.

You need to BS more in the middle to. Really puff it up but with out straight lying. And I wouldn't give a definitive statement like "Acting and public speaking have given me the communication skills to succeed in this field. " it's like you are telling them what to think. Add something like "I believe" to the front of that.

You know I might take a crack at this, but no promises. I don't really know much about you other then you are a man-whore. I don't think that'll impress them.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Apr 15, 2008, 12:45:46 AM: Quote
To Whom It May Concern,

I wish to express interest in any position that may be available in your company's ad sales department. By virtue of my prior experience as a production assistant in television news, my background and training in theater and public speaking, and the communication skills developed as a result, I feel that I would be an asset to your department.

Thank you for your time, and I appreciate any consideration you give to this matter.

Sincerely,

IDE

I would suggest enclosing a cleanly-designed, one-page résumé with at least two references...one from your TV job and an acting/school contact.
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Post by: Derrick on Apr 15, 2008, 08:43:30 AM: Put it on good paper with a good font. Think the business cards in American Psycho.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Apr 15, 2008, 08:33:26 PM: A naked picture of you couldn't hurt.
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Post by: IDE on Apr 15, 2008, 09:37:12 PM: I should attach that animated gif I have...
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Apr 15, 2008, 11:21:05 PM: HGG.gif!
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Post by: IDE on Apr 20, 2008, 03:16:07 AM: oh man...to think that all this time I was hooking up with chicks without the aid of INTERNET. And then when we finally team up in this endeavor it was like Laggan merging with Gurren...TOGETHER WE REACH FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB! MY DRILL WILL PIERCE THEIR HEAVENS!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on May 07, 2008, 01:05:04 AM: thats 398 flat theres no tax on that in fact the reason we have the registration fee is to prevent you from having to pay tax on the 3600.
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Post by: Sam on May 07, 2008, 09:21:28 AM: Pardon?
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Post by: IDE on May 07, 2008, 12:10:21 PM: No thinking! Only buying! you buy nao! you buy nao!
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Post by: B E C K on May 07, 2008, 10:19:08 PM: I love saying that to Merla. We went to this store full of Asian knickknacks awhile back and the sales ladies were so pushy. Just let me look, bitches. If I want to know what shit means, I'll ask you.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on May 10, 2008, 02:40:54 AM: How do you look so young?

Well the moment the tip of my penis touches the cervix of an 18 yr old girl I steal her life essence. Immediately some of the fine lines around my eyes and forehead vanish...

If you tasted semen on your burger would you rather tell no one. Or would you rather tell everyone and receive a huge settlement from the restaurant?
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Post by: Bitch on May 11, 2008, 11:23:20 PM: If I tasted semen on my burger, I'd get pretty vengeful. Not quite to the point of cutting off the testicles of every male employee in the place, but I'd certainly be slapping a few bitches before demanding a settlement.
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Post by: B E C K on May 12, 2008, 03:44:29 PM: I'd be all "Mah burgah tathes funnee" while the chewed up meat and bread rolled out of my mouth and onto the table.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 14, 2008, 08:40:13 PM: Talking about food, today I went to Morimoto and I found the food quite scrumptious. Morimoto is the fucking man, Iron Chef hiyooooo. Love him.
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Post by: Derrick on May 15, 2008, 09:17:08 AM: I want to go to one of Batali's places this winter when I am in NYC.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 15, 2008, 10:02:35 PM: Eh... I don't like him THAT much. The only Iron Chef I like is Morimoto...Bobby Flay is funny but I don't like his southern comfort food (I mean not that I've tried it, but I don't like that style). I want to go to one of Chef Ramsay's restaurants!
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Post by: Derrick on May 16, 2008, 05:33:45 AM: Flay just uses peppers in everything. Batali has since quit Food Network, something many chefs were happy with (though pissed at FN for not reupping his contract).

Ming Tsai's place makes awesome Chinese Food. This fall me and Kary are going to try Bourdain's steakhouse down here. Should be the shit.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on May 16, 2008, 01:57:41 PM: I just made $400 in 30 minutes and I didn't even have to take my pants off.
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Post by: Derrick on May 17, 2008, 03:33:26 AM: I made 400 dollars sitting on my ass all week watching youtube and doing homework. Summer tutorships rule. So far 2 kids in 2 weeks.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on May 20, 2008, 04:52:19 PM: I just made 1000 dollars in 1 minute. Called my dad and asked for it. ha.ha. jk. bad joke
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Post by: Max Con on May 20, 2008, 06:10:38 PM: Batali and Morimoto are the only two on the roster who look like they deserve the title. Flay and Greek bitch are a joke.
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Post by: Derrick on May 21, 2008, 05:17:08 PM: Don't forget the new one.

Flay: I AM GOING TO MAKE ____ WITH CHILI'S!

I love when he gets decimated in his 'throwdowns'. Best episode is when the target has no idea who 'Bobby Frey' is.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jun 23, 2008, 02:53:31 PM: Just went on an audition for the USA original series show Burn Notice.

http://www.usanetwork.com/series/burnnotice/ (http://www.usanetwork.com/series/burnnotice/)
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Jun 23, 2008, 04:00:22 PM: Quote from: Faye Valentine on May 20, 2008, 04:52:19 PM
I just made 1000 dollars in 1 minute. Called my dad and asked for it. ha.ha. jk. bad joke

Can you ask him for me an a K too?
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 23, 2008, 04:37:10 PM: What'd she promise him in order to get the money?

Quote from: IDE on Jun 23, 2008, 02:53:31 PM
Just went on an audition for the USA original series show Burn Notice.

If they want you to do anything but go Leonidas on people, don't take it.
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Post by: IDE on Jun 23, 2008, 06:20:41 PM: Ya know I really need to write a role like that for myself and film it. People need to see my gift and I can't wait for chance and fortune to line that up.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 24, 2008, 12:57:12 AM: My money's on the primary villain being Cuban.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jun 24, 2008, 02:13:41 AM: My character is the body guard of a cuban underworld boss.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 25, 2008, 12:27:45 AM: Oh, so you're the Bolo character the heroes have to kill before they get to the head taco, I mean, honcho.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 25, 2008, 12:38:41 AM: That'd be awesome! Bolo Yeung was the fucking MAN, but him no talk.

Be White Bolo, and you'll have written your ticket.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Jun 25, 2008, 12:47:21 AM: Quote from: IDE on Jun 23, 2008, 06:20:41 PM
Ya know I really need to write a role like that for myself and film it. People need to see my gift and I can't wait for chance and fortune to line that up.

That's a good idea actually. I think you're always going to be Henchman #1 until you can prove you can do more cause they won't give you a chance to be anything but when you look like you do.

In fact I have a guy that you'd fit in one my stories, but he's a big bad dude that I have our hero handle easily so it'll be more believeable later on when he starts kicking ass since I didn't have anything up to that point to show that.

Course you might be good for another role too, but I alway picture the character as black, but he is big muscle bound dude, but he is also very clever and a leader. Course he gets killed off, but it's not nearly as one sided as the other guy.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jun 25, 2008, 12:55:09 AM: Black? That's what spray paint's for!
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Post by: Rama on Jun 25, 2008, 12:57:51 AM: We could just put him in black face I guess.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 25, 2008, 01:03:54 AM: Nonsense! Sparrowhawk is white, Kingpin and Nick Fury are black, and the Prince of Persia is Jake Gyllenhaal. No producer will care enough about your artistic vision to fork over four bucks for shoe polish.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 25, 2008, 01:05:50 AM: Oh yeah, and Memoirs of a Geisha... starring a Chinese chick!
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Post by: Rama on Jun 25, 2008, 01:07:49 AM: Yeah Storm Shadow is going to be Chinese too.

I just had a lot of strong black Heroes and I wanted to balance it out some.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 25, 2008, 01:14:13 AM: It didn't work for Ursula Le Guin, it won't work for you. Don't fret too much. One of your white people will probably end up being a light-skinned Latino and the best buddy to your hero will be half-black. It all balances out!!1eknfkl Meanwhile, IDE's Cuban big boss will end up being Armenian.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 25, 2008, 01:15:30 AM: Blackface is working for Robert Downey Jr!
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Post by: Rama on Jun 25, 2008, 01:29:17 AM: But already have my Latino...and he's gay too. Killed two birds with one stone on that one.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jun 25, 2008, 03:51:15 AM: The funny thing (no pun intended) is that I keep getting cast in comedies. People need to see through this funny exterior and gaze upon the barbaric fury I'm capable of unleashing.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jun 27, 2008, 12:19:37 AM: Quote from: Rama on Jun 25, 2008, 01:29:17 AM
But already have my Latino...and he's gay too. Killed two birds with one stone on that one.

Of course the Latino's gay. He's either gay or the help. :P
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Post by: Rama on Jun 27, 2008, 08:25:57 AM: Well....I could make him the help too. That way I could just roll it all up in one big ball and be done with it.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Jun 28, 2008, 11:11:40 AM: Make him like the latino helper boy in "Birdcage", then you'll have it all in one.
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Post by: Rama on Jun 29, 2008, 01:20:33 AM: Brilliant!!!!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 29, 2008, 08:17:06 AM: Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Jun 28, 2008, 11:11:40 AM
Make him like the latino helper boy in "Birdcage", then you'll have it all in one.
What?? ah I forgot they did an horrendous american version of that movie. I was going to say, in the real La Cage Aux Folles, the butler, Jacob is black and I think he's from some part of France, but can't remember well. Def from some francophone country, except Haiti cause he didn't have that very particular accent.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 30, 2008, 03:53:41 PM: I haven't seen either one. All I know is that the remake one looked like an annoying, cliche-reliant film despite that admittedly funny performers are in it.
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Post by: Rama on Jun 30, 2008, 11:22:04 PM: I saw the remake in the Theater. I went through a whole period in the 90s where I had lots disposeable income and not much to spend it on and so I went to the movie often even if I wanted to see a movie or not. I went to see Kull The Conquer of godsake....and I was the only one in the theater.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2008, 02:32:20 AM: Ha! Though I should level with you, I liked KtC. Even though I saw it on teevee. =b
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Post by: Rama on Jul 03, 2008, 11:58:53 AM: Really? Well you were into Xena too..so at least you are consistant. You know what you like.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 03, 2008, 11:02:00 PM: And I liked the first few seasons of "Andromeda" too since it was, like, Hercules in Space.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 04, 2008, 01:27:14 AM: Yeah....I actually watched that show a little myself. Got a little "Bleh" there at the end though.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 04, 2008, 06:45:54 PM: Yeah, I dropped out of it sometime around the third season.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 04, 2008, 07:16:16 PM: Quote from: Rama on Jul 03, 2008, 11:58:53 AM
Really? Well you were into Xena too..so at least you are consistant. You know what you like.
Dude I LOOOVED Xena, but I loved Hercules even more.

NUri, you should watch the french version/original of the Birdcage. It's HILARIOUS.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 05, 2008, 12:41:28 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Jul 04, 2008, 06:45:54 PM
Yeah, I dropped out of it sometime around the third season.

I don't know what season it was, but anything after Tyr left is pretty much out for me.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Oct 25, 2008, 01:55:38 PM: I change my IP like a I change my underwear!

Hardly Never?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 11, 2009, 01:57:23 AM: You're only allowed to be sad about a break up until her last old text passes out of your phone's memory.

Any longer than that and you're a bitch.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2009, 04:15:22 AM: Has it happened yet?
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Post by: Derrick on Nov 11, 2009, 08:48:38 AM: Probably not.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2009, 02:06:44 PM: How many do you need until she's bumped off?
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 11, 2009, 04:29:17 PM: Give us your number, we'll send you texts, I promise none of them will be my penis.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 11, 2009, 06:35:19 PM: You shouldn't lie Fiero.
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 11, 2009, 06:40:53 PM: I didn't lie. It will be lots of pics of my pink asshole though.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2009, 11:43:59 PM: I won't send pics, I'll just send a bunch of 3====> and maybe some (.)(.)(.) if I find myself in a sci-fi-ish mood.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Nov 12, 2009, 01:14:21 AM: Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.
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Post by: IDE on Nov 12, 2009, 01:52:24 AM: I just wrote that as a possible line for a skit, even though its probably true normally. But work schedule swaps pop up on my phone so they've artificially pushed her posts off too soon. Technically making me a bitch as of a couple days ago.

I should watch total recall.
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Post by: Derrick on Nov 12, 2009, 05:34:48 AM: QUAID!!!
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 12, 2009, 02:59:06 PM: Open your mind.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2009, 04:19:21 PM: Now who thinks it really happened and who thinks it was all a dream? I go for the former, only because the latter kinda sucks. Besides...

Spoiler (hover to show)
I was of the understanding that the story it's based on also meant the former.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 12, 2009, 04:25:13 PM: A dream. A dream he refused to come out of and so Quaid is just sitting there drooling away in that chair.

You know Minority Report was originally going to be a squeal to Total Recall?
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2009, 04:51:06 PM: Yep, but only when it was mentioned in the TR commentary. Totally worth listening to if I haven't said so already.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 12, 2009, 05:04:09 PM: Kinda wish it had stayed that way. Would have been a better watch then various shades of grey and blue chasey Tom Cruise one we ended up with.
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Post by: Derrick on Nov 12, 2009, 07:36:09 PM: Were those movies based on Scientology? Ya know, like My Name is Earl?
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 12, 2009, 07:36:36 PM: I liked Minority Report.
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 12, 2009, 07:46:57 PM: Quote from: Derrick on Nov 12, 2009, 07:36:09 PM
Were those movies based on Scientology? Ya know, like My Name is Earl?

dB
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2009, 12:38:33 AM: Come on...you can't say having Arnie running around circa 1993 wouldn't have been a hell of lot better then that post Schindler's List thing we got.
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 13, 2009, 02:45:59 AM: I didn't say that. I said I liked Minority Report.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 13, 2009, 10:41:48 AM: See all I heard was "I hate Arnie Movies".
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2009, 01:09:42 PM: I don't remember liking Minority Report, but I also clearly don't remember disliking it. Unless I did and just forgot. I only saw it once in the theater.
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 13, 2009, 04:39:39 PM: It was kind of one of those blah movies, where if your really into that sort of thing, its awesome, but if you just want to watch a movie, its just a decent movie.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 13, 2009, 10:25:34 PM: I never saw Minority Report. Looked pretentious.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2009, 09:44:25 PM: Everything does when it stars America's favorite Scient0l0gist.
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 15, 2009, 10:11:05 PM: I know he's mine!
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Post by: Rama on Nov 16, 2009, 01:08:27 AM: I prefer Travolta myself.
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 16, 2009, 02:02:16 AM: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 16, 2009, 08:57:05 PM: Quote from: Rama on Nov 16, 2009, 01:08:27 AM
I prefer Travolta myself.

Travolta, pfft! Fuck Travolta! Travolta didn't jump on Oprah's couch! That makes him #2 like this poo :poo:
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 16, 2009, 09:30:36 PM: I remember Travolta's gay kiss. At least Tom doesn't have definitive photographic evidence of his love for manly asshole.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 16, 2009, 11:45:20 PM: Well, he is a sweathog. I always assumed that's where the name came from, anyway. I mean, what else was Horshack for?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Nov 17, 2009, 12:50:30 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Nov 16, 2009, 08:57:05 PM
Quote from: Rama on Nov 16, 2009, 01:08:27 AM
I prefer Travolta myself.

Travolta, pfft! Fuck Travolta! Travolta didn't jump on Oprah's couch! That makes him #2 like this poo :poo:

But Cruise never did this for the cause:
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Nov 17, 2009, 02:51:50 AM: Oh, was that movie about Xenu?

Well, it's still a shifty movie.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 17, 2009, 04:46:15 AM: I read for a cop drama starring nick hogan a couple days ago and they said they really liked me. So I might get a future role.

Tomorrow I'm going to see some modeling and commercial company.

This is a picture of me from a disco funk theme party.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 17, 2009, 12:17:04 PM: Wow, even with a girl there you look gay. Maybe because she's fully clothed and you have a shaven chest.

I wouldn't be sharing that pic any more, it's not helping the gay thing.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Nov 17, 2009, 07:44:08 PM: So why are you the only one in the picture who looks like they're at a disco funk party?

And that poster is not on-theme. I think you need a new party planning committee.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 17, 2009, 07:51:30 PM: Quote from: Fiero on Nov 17, 2009, 07:44:08 PM
So why are you the only one in the picture who looks like they're at a disco funk party?

And that poster is not on-theme. I think you need a new party planning committee.

Well I have my theories.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Nov 17, 2009, 08:30:17 PM: Please share them.
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Post by: Fiero on Nov 17, 2009, 08:30:37 PM: Oh, right.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 18, 2009, 10:26:22 AM: Yup.

Homosexuality. It's coming, out of the closet. I should know, my Gaydar is never wrong. I spent years training it in truck stop bathrooms.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 18, 2009, 05:15:48 PM: That was the pre party before the disco party actually.

Shaving your chest doesn't make you gay, by that logic hulk hogan is gay.

And why are you staring at my chest anyway?

You've grown bored with your girlfriend and secretly want to smoke some man ham.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Nov 18, 2009, 05:45:53 PM: See, look at that. He propositioned you for sex, totally gay.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 18, 2009, 07:19:21 PM: Oooh, I'm gonna have to agree. Circle gets the square?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 18, 2009, 07:50:53 PM: If I was gay I'd be fucking guys. This is me were talking about. It would be like a homo version of kamina. And I'd probably have an agent by now too.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 18, 2009, 08:05:31 PM: Quote from: IDE on Nov 18, 2009, 05:15:48 PM
That was the pre party before the disco party actually.

Shaving your chest doesn't make you gay, by that logic hulk hogan is gay.

And why are you staring at my chest anyway?

You've grown bored with your girlfriend and secretly want to smoke some man ham.

Hulk's wife did leave him. Seriously, though, I go for twinks. When I push in, I want to hear a light twitter, not a testosterone-induced grunt.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Nov 18, 2009, 09:41:38 PM: HA!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Nov 19, 2009, 02:58:37 AM: Was I supposed to picture some delicate femmy guy twittering on a Blackberry while getting anal? ...because I did.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 19, 2009, 05:34:58 AM: Well twittering is a gay action.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Nov 19, 2009, 01:15:33 PM: I started using Twitter for a legitimate purpose: to get SDCC passes. Now I follow several pr0n stars and film and tv actors. What happened.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 19, 2009, 03:22:49 PM: There is no legit reason to ever use Twitter. Congratulations, you're a 44-yearold woman.

No offense, Bernie.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 19, 2009, 04:15:57 PM: Twitter is just status updates right?

I don't even like facebook that much it's just become a necessity. I fucking missed out on a role that would've made me SAG already because of not checking my facebook mail. So I guess I have no choice but to use it but you won't catch me on my phone letting people know I'm taking a shit in the mall.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 19, 2009, 07:03:39 PM: Quote from: IDE on Nov 17, 2009, 04:46:15 AM
I read for a cop drama starring nick hogan a couple days ago and they said they really liked me. So I might get a future role.

Tomorrow I'm going to see some modeling and commercial company.

This is a picture of me from a disco funk theme party.

You look like you're 40.

LOL @ a cop drama starring Nick Hogan., Are you serious? I give it one week
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Nov 19, 2009, 09:48:51 PM: Quote from: Derrick on Nov 19, 2009, 03:22:49 PM
There is no legit reason to ever use Twitter. Congratulations, you're a 44-yearold woman.

No offense, Bernie.

I'm 25. Who were you talking about?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 20, 2009, 02:20:26 AM: Maybe you, it depends on who's using the handle.

Speaking of handles, Evan Williams is not Jack Daniels. Saving the 10 dollars was not worth it.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Nov 20, 2009, 02:46:50 AM: You should have gone for Mr Royal.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 20, 2009, 04:34:03 AM: Admiral Nelson?!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 20, 2009, 04:53:41 AM: Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 19, 2009, 07:03:39 PM

You look like you're 40

Well it's a 70s party. I'm supposed to look 40.

But I usually look 26.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Nov 20, 2009, 12:53:39 PM: *Starts to hum "I'm too sexy"*
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 20, 2009, 09:16:56 PM: Wasn't Right Said Fred gay, also?
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Post by: Rama on Nov 20, 2009, 11:30:48 PM: At least one of them was I think.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Nov 21, 2009, 05:26:25 PM: Main singer is bi.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 21, 2009, 06:50:35 PM: Well there we go.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 22, 2009, 04:51:25 AM: Fail troll is fail.

My heterosexuality is beyond question. If there was a god of womanzing I would be his avatar. I mean even as I type this there is an animated .gif on squirrels board endlessly looping me plowing a 19 yr old.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 22, 2009, 08:23:38 AM: He's not a complete fail. I'm sure that at least half of the people here doubt your sexuality now. That you say you "plow" all these women doesn't mean that you do. I'm pretty sure Neil Patrick Harris was saying the same thing when he was younger, just to safe face (and so did all the old gays you see out there nowadays). Also that .gif you keep talking about? Unless you can see your whole face it must just be a gif you got from the pr0n section in 4chan.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 22, 2009, 10:12:45 AM: Don't mention NPH. My heart died when I found out he was secretly gay. I can't watch Harold and Kumar anymore, it was all a lie.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: gwynn on Nov 22, 2009, 01:56:11 PM: IDE? You got your skin lightened, why? Black is beautiful, my brotha.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 22, 2009, 03:23:02 PM: Tears lighten shit up.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 22, 2009, 09:01:17 PM: I'm sure over 3 quarters of the people here know you're an idiot. The person who made that knows it's me, and so does the girl ;) I can assure you I have no reason to lie to chicks that can hardly type in english and marry chinamen to avoid bastardized children.

If having sex with copious amounts of women makes me gay then yes I'm gayer than Rip Taylor's boxer shorts.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Nov 22, 2009, 09:03:47 PM: Quote from: gwynn on Nov 22, 2009, 01:56:11 PM
IDE? You got your skin lightened, why? Black is beautiful, my brotha.

You saw it huh?

Did you get moist? a little?

admit it.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 22, 2009, 11:12:05 PM: Quote from: IDE on Nov 22, 2009, 09:01:17 PM
I'm sure over 3 quarters of the people here know you're an idiot. The person who made that knows it's me, and so does the girl ;) I can assure you I have no reason to lie to chicks that can hardly type in english and marry chinamen to avoid bastardized children.

If having sex with copious amounts of women makes me gay then yes I'm gayer than Rip Taylor's boxer shorts.

It makes you gay if you find no fufilment.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Nov 23, 2009, 03:15:27 AM: After reading this thread I think everyone in it has issues. Including myself.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Nov 23, 2009, 03:47:21 AM: Quote from: Derrick on Nov 22, 2009, 10:12:45 AM
Don't mention NPH. My heart died when I found out he was secretly gay. I can't watch Harold and Kumar anymore, it was all a lie.

Now I didn't him pegged as all-out gay, but I don't see how anyone could've looked at NPH and thought he was exactly all-man either.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Nov 23, 2009, 05:11:56 AM: NPH is the shit gay or straight.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 23, 2009, 09:17:14 AM: I don't like his sitcom.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Nov 23, 2009, 05:02:34 PM: Really? I've actually found myself enjoying it. I only watched the fourth (I think) season, because I happened to have the ability to watch it while it was on that year. I thought it was good, but perhaps not incredible.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 24, 2009, 08:22:05 PM: Quote from: IDE on Nov 22, 2009, 09:01:17 PM
I'm sure over 3 quarters of the people here know you're an idiot. The person who made that knows it's me, and so does the girl ;) I can assure you I have no reason to lie to chicks that can hardly type in english and marry chinamen to avoid bastardized children.

Hey fuckhead, number one he's not fucking chinese. Number two, we are not married yet, don't know when nor fucking care. Don't put me in the same level that you are in your goddamned pathetic life of a thirty-something year old waiter who doesn't do shit else but bang sluts he finds at bars and can't even get a job as an actor ok? My english might not be perfect but at least i have a job that pays great, a fucking CAREER(chell dictionary.com for a definition of that word) and a person that loves me and wants to be with me. You have nothing. So fuck off and go kill yourself now. Reply whatever the fuck you want I won't be reading your shit anymore.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Nov 24, 2009, 08:42:32 PM: The problem is that he truly wants a man to love him, but he won't admit it. At least, that is what I have heard. From the grapevine.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 24, 2009, 10:27:57 PM: That NPH guy was queer when he was Doogie Hauser MD.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Nov 24, 2009, 10:29:01 PM: Yeah.

My mom used to say I looked like him (which I don't).

I found this humorous.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Nov 25, 2009, 01:26:42 AM: I got told I looked like Billy Corgan.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Nov 25, 2009, 01:33:36 AM: Quote from: Fiero on Nov 24, 2009, 08:42:32 PM
The problem is that he truly wants a man to love him, but he won't admit it. At least, that is what I have heard. From the grapevine.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 25, 2009, 08:33:08 AM: I've been told I look like Dean Cain.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: gwynn on Nov 25, 2009, 09:34:21 AM: Quote from: IDE on Nov 22, 2009, 09:03:47 PM

Quote from: gwynn on Nov 22, 2009, 01:56:11 PM
IDE? You got your skin lightened, why? Black is beautiful, my brotha.

You saw it huh?

Did you get moist? a little?

admit it.

Okay I will admit that I did not.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Nov 25, 2009, 02:03:43 PM: :lol:

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 25, 2009, 08:33:08 AM
I've been told I look like Dean Cain.

NoooooOOOoo Scott Peterson!!!1`rk3nl :nurinono:
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 25, 2009, 02:06:12 PM: Overcompensating... :D Gwynn knows what that means.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 25, 2009, 02:06:43 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Nov 25, 2009, 02:03:43 PM
NoooooOOOoo Scott Peterson!!!1`rk3nl :nurinono:
I'm missing something, did Superman rape you?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Nov 25, 2009, 02:12:04 PM: Quiet, baby-killer! >:(
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 25, 2009, 02:24:47 PM: I look like Scott Peterson? NOW YOU TELL ME THIS!? Me and Kary could have done a theme costume for Halloween.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Nov 25, 2009, 02:36:26 PM: There's always next year.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Nov 25, 2009, 02:46:46 PM: Not really, I got that jail thing now...
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Nov 28, 2009, 03:04:38 PM: You'll get out of it, you lovable scamp.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Nov 28, 2009, 04:17:27 PM: Maybe we should all pitch in and get him a 10-18 year supply of soap on a rope.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Nov 28, 2009, 06:26:29 PM: Ooh, the rope will make things easier!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Nov 29, 2009, 12:58:28 PM: Wouldn't that just make for painful anal beads?
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Post by: Derrick on Nov 29, 2009, 06:48:55 PM: Rope burns hurt >.<
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 03, 2009, 12:06:43 PM: Better rope burns than a log of soap making homebase in your pooper.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: gwynn on Dec 03, 2009, 03:29:58 PM: Quote from: Derrick on Nov 25, 2009, 02:06:12 PM
Overcompensating... :D Gwynn knows what that means.

What do you mean by that?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 04, 2009, 04:04:53 AM: Homosex. NO ONE GETS MY SHADED REFERENCES AND INFERENCES?!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: gwynn on Dec 04, 2009, 08:42:27 AM: Apparently not. They were so shaded they got eaten by a blind albino.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 04, 2009, 11:26:15 AM: You're an albino?!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Dec 04, 2009, 11:42:11 AM: She didn't say that.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 04, 2009, 01:48:18 PM: I was reading between the lines.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Dec 04, 2009, 03:01:59 PM: You mean that you are making things up.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 05, 2009, 08:28:44 PM: Did I say that I was performing literary analysis?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 06, 2009, 01:24:07 AM: Yes?
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Post by: Derrick on Dec 06, 2009, 10:41:35 AM: No, it never came up. PAY ATTENTION!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Dec 07, 2009, 10:02:13 PM: I don't have attention to spare.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 07, 2009, 11:49:07 PM: I was too busy texting at the back of the class.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 08, 2009, 11:19:46 PM: Young man! Yes, you in the back. Pass that phone up to me. It'll be returned to you after class.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 09, 2009, 01:33:03 AM: Ahhhhhhhhhhh......

*Drags feet as he slowly makes his way up the aisle.*

[under breath]bitch[/under breath]
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 09, 2009, 10:10:54 AM: This reminded me of the Lesbian teacher thing. I'll make a new post since all I post are news articles.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Dec 09, 2009, 03:14:44 PM: I hope she puts in her hoo hah before she gives it back.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 09, 2009, 03:29:10 PM: Well I did have it set to vibrate. Hey let me borrow your phone and I'll call myself and see.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2009, 05:32:18 PM: DETENTION, both of you!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Dec 09, 2009, 08:16:17 PM: It seems we're gonna have some more time with teacher and her pleasuring and why am I still typing this?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 09, 2009, 10:16:13 PM: You don't have detention with me, you have it with the gym coach. The one also teaches history and sometimes watches you dress. Do enjoy.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Dec 09, 2009, 10:36:54 PM: It'll be like the Breakfast Club except I probably won't get to feel up Molly Ringwald.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 12:39:48 AM: Did people really want to feel her up? I never found her the least bit hot. Like a goldfish in a red wig wearing a skirt.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 01:36:07 AM: I was always kinda hot for Ally Sheedy until Molly whored her up.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 10, 2009, 05:22:39 AM: Ally Sheedy in War Games was incredibly bangable. Now, though, she's all heroiny.

Julia Louis Dreyfuss aged nicely, though. I was rewatching some old Seinfeld and I realized I much prefer older Elaiine to 80s Elaine.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 04:00:54 PM: It's funny, I do, too and I never even watched Seinfield let alone liked any of the characters. It must be that Old Adventures of New Christine, because she's kinda hot in that.

Quote from: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 01:36:07 AM
I was always kinda hot for Ally Sheedy until Molly whored her up.

You know, I don't remember what she looked like whored up. But yeah, I always thought she was the cute one. Like in Pretty In Pink, man, I thought Andrew McCarthy was all weird or something to be jonesing for MR. Let Ducky have her, they match! And then David Spader wanted her, too? At least he had drugs as an excuse.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 04:38:33 PM: "Hey I like that black shit."
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Merla on Dec 10, 2009, 05:08:34 PM: I found it hard to believe that both those dudes, Blane and Steff, wanted her.

I don't get the ending of that movie. Andy really needed to blow Blane off and end up with the duck man. And what is with that line at the end where Blane is all "You didn't believe in me." Believe in him? Is he freaken serious? He was the one avoiding her at school and not returning her calls. Jeez...
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Dec 10, 2009, 05:50:00 PM: I just couldn't remember the other one's name.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 06:52:38 PM: Other one what?

And the dialogue's probably all fucked up because they changed the ending at the last minute. Andrew McCarthy did have a shaved head, after all.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2009, 06:53:12 PM: Quote from: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 04:38:33 PM
"Hey I like that black shit."

[Because I couldn't quote the picture.] Still 10x cuter than Molly Ringworm.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 11:47:30 PM: But not as cute as she was.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 11, 2009, 02:02:40 AM: That's fine with me. Frankly, you can keep the dandruff.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 11, 2009, 02:09:37 AM: Fine! I will!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 11, 2009, 06:00:24 AM: Ew, want more parmesan too?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 11, 2009, 02:02:38 PM: No..I want a pixie stick and cr0n chip sandwich.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 11, 2009, 05:19:32 PM: Typical Midwestern Lunch.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 16, 2009, 11:05:29 PM: I can't remember if I typed this quote before but I'll post it again (went back a few pages and couldn't find it, but saw that Faye got trolled pretty hard :D)

My penis, not unlike the devil, is known by many names.

A: I'm not that full of myself.

B: Yeah, you're usually filled with someone else.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 21, 2009, 11:58:15 AM: Quote from: IDE on Dec 16, 2009, 11:05:29 PM
My penis, not unlike the devil, is known by many names.

Al Pacino? Jack Nicholson?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 21, 2009, 12:48:00 PM: Toad.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Dec 21, 2009, 05:13:54 PM: Road
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 22, 2009, 08:02:21 PM: Poad
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Dec 22, 2009, 08:40:21 PM: Load
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 22, 2009, 09:32:46 PM: Moad
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Dec 22, 2009, 10:08:41 PM: Goad
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 22, 2009, 10:12:53 PM: Noad
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 22, 2009, 11:31:36 PM: Node
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 23, 2009, 12:54:02 AM: Rhode
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 23, 2009, 09:04:12 AM: Island and Providence Plantations.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Dec 23, 2009, 01:03:21 PM: Stations
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 24, 2009, 09:37:55 PM: Caucasians.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Dec 24, 2009, 11:52:18 PM: THAT'S RACIST
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 25, 2009, 12:12:18 AM: We prefer the term European Americans.

Yeah...see how stupid that sounds.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 25, 2009, 12:48:12 AM: I prefer white. Otherwise, I'm a dirty American mutt.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Dec 25, 2009, 12:53:00 AM: Seriously, so are most blacks.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 25, 2009, 02:24:32 AM: Indeed, yet they just can't fucking accept that no matter how bad they think it is here, it beats starvation, rape, and/or intolerable diseases waiting back in Africa.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 25, 2009, 07:44:37 AM: WTF happened in this thread?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 25, 2009, 11:09:22 AM: Someone snuck some pot brownies in.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 25, 2009, 02:02:44 PM: Take 'em away, they make Merla sick.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 25, 2009, 10:59:23 PM: Does she want some THC breath strips? They give you the buzz quicker and give your breath a nice cinnamony aroma. Mmmmmmmm.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 26, 2009, 12:37:07 AM: I thought the special in "Special Brownies" meant that they had extra sugar.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Dec 26, 2009, 12:45:31 AM: If by sugar you mean alot of pot, then yes. They were loaded with sugar.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 26, 2009, 12:49:35 AM: It explains why I was laughing so hard at Golden Girls.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 26, 2009, 08:07:00 AM: THC, what be that?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 26, 2009, 08:07:47 AM: Quote from: Rama on Dec 26, 2009, 12:49:35 AM
It explains why I was laughing so hard at Golden Girls.

Liar. Each episode of Golden Girls was hysterical.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 26, 2009, 12:03:51 PM: I'm going to have to sift through all this unfunny nonsense to find the semi funny nonsense in a few months or so.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 27, 2009, 01:29:08 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Dec 26, 2009, 08:07:47 AM
Quote from: Rama on Dec 26, 2009, 12:49:35 AM
It explains why I was laughing so hard at Golden Girls.

Liar. Each episode of Golden Girls was hysterical.

Yes but I can't admit that...
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 27, 2009, 09:39:58 PM: Quote from: IDE on Dec 26, 2009, 12:03:51 PM
I'm going to have to sift through all this unfunny nonsense to find the semi funny nonsense in a few months or so.

Who gives a shit, Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty are still dead.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Dec 27, 2009, 11:30:33 PM: But Betty White endures.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Dec 29, 2009, 03:32:19 AM: I did this tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImBrrZXjnho (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImBrrZXjnho)
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Dec 30, 2009, 12:03:26 AM: Quote from: IDE on Dec 29, 2009, 03:32:19 AM
I did this tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImBrrZXjnho (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImBrrZXjnho)

diarrhea?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jan 03, 2010, 06:05:45 AM: Nope, but things were a little spicy the next day.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jan 03, 2010, 01:16:13 PM: ...coming out of your ass?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 04, 2010, 02:58:20 PM: Quote from: Rama on Dec 26, 2009, 12:37:07 AM
I thought the special in "Special Brownies" meant that they had extra sugar.
Hmm happy brownies soooo goood..... I don't smoke weed but I'd eat a brownie aaaany day
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 04, 2010, 04:09:46 PM: I'm going to get a vaporizer for my weed. I'm getting tired of the smoke.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 06:02:16 PM: You could always have it blown up your ass like Stevie Nicks. No, wait, that was coke.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 04, 2010, 06:06:09 PM: Alcohol soaked tampons? Get you drunk in half the time.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 06:21:21 PM: That's gotta tingle.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 04, 2010, 06:33:08 PM: I suppose those would be a good choice after being in an orgy
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 06:35:51 PM: Duuuuuuuuuude!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 04, 2010, 07:11:37 PM: Before, after. I should package those things and sell them.

Nah, MILF workout pr0n site is still the way to go.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Jan 04, 2010, 08:22:16 PM: Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 04, 2010, 06:33:08 PM
I suppose those would be a good choice after being in an orgy

What, to clean out the germs? Better be some 190 Proof in those.

Quote from: Derrick on Jan 04, 2010, 07:11:37 PM
Before, after. I should package those things and sell them.

Nah, MILF workout pr0n site is still the way to go.

Indeed. Can't find the fucking URL.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 08:35:51 PM: Jaseoff.com
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 05, 2010, 05:28:53 AM: Jaseoff brand tampons, you won't even feel it when it's in!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jan 06, 2010, 02:46:59 PM: You reminded me of every story I've ever heard about women losing tampons up there by cramming in another one. Jaseoff's should have a sensor that beeps, like when toddlers run behind SUVs.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 06, 2010, 04:13:21 PM: i don't know how that can happen. I've heard those stories too, gross as fuck. How loose can their hoohas be? cant they feel something up there?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Jan 06, 2010, 05:23:42 PM: Pretty loose, based on some of the pornography I've seen.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 06, 2010, 07:15:20 PM: Belladonna took Jenna Haze's fists in both her ass and vag.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Jan 06, 2010, 09:20:12 PM: And I still would fuck Belladonna. With a double bagging.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jan 06, 2010, 10:25:04 PM: Wait, is that two fists in one hole or just one fist per hole? Your wording confused me so.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Jan 07, 2010, 12:47:16 AM: Quote from: Fiero on Jan 06, 2010, 09:20:12 PM
And I still would fuck Belladonna. With a double bagging.

Like a Hot Dog in a hallway.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Jan 07, 2010, 02:44:15 AM: Ha, yeah. Maybe just a blowjob then.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 07, 2010, 08:21:52 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Jan 06, 2010, 10:25:04 PM
Wait, is that two fists in one hole or just one fist per hole? Your wording confused me so.
One fist per hole, sorry. If you google it, the clip is pretty famous.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jan 07, 2010, 01:18:29 PM: I'llllllllllllll take your word for it.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Derrick on Jan 07, 2010, 02:18:26 PM: Fair enough.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 08, 2010, 07:20:31 AM: Quote from: Derrick on Jan 07, 2010, 08:21:52 AM
Quote from: B E C K on Jan 06, 2010, 10:25:04 PM
Wait, is that two fists in one hole or just one fist per hole? Your wording confused me so.
One fist per hole, sorry. If you google it, the clip is pretty famous.
I actually do wanna see this. Link?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jan 08, 2010, 12:18:49 PM: Google, woman.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 08, 2010, 04:01:54 PM: I don't know how to allow google to let me search for pron
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 08, 2010, 04:41:11 PM: It should just come out.
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 08, 2010, 04:49:02 PM: NFSW
Spoiler (hover to show)
http://www.slutload.com/watch/Kv89mirfK5/Jenna-Haze-double-fists.html
NFSW

Click at your own risk. Jenna is a fucking Minx
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 08, 2010, 06:01:02 PM: More vids @ Jaseoff.com!
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 08, 2010, 06:45:16 PM: The watermark obscured the anal penetration. I hate Jaseoff.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 08, 2010, 08:51:05 PM: The watermark shrinks to the bottom corner for paying customers.
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 08, 2010, 10:26:43 PM: Next thing you know you'll include advertisements before each video that I can't fast forward nor mute!
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Post by: IDE on Jan 11, 2010, 07:46:56 AM: This unfunny shit is harshing this thread.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 11, 2010, 12:35:56 PM: Quote from: Derrick on Jan 08, 2010, 04:49:02 PM
NFSW
Spoiler (hover to show)
http://www.slutload.com/watch/Kv89mirfK5/Jenna-Haze-double-fists.html
NFSW

Click at your own risk. Jenna is a fucking Minx
Damn. I bet that giving birth to that woman must be like farting
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 11, 2010, 02:20:09 PM: Quote from: IDE on Jan 11, 2010, 07:46:56 AM
This unfunny shit is harshing this thread.

Go get double-fisted and bring back the comedy.
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 11, 2010, 10:23:04 PM: Indeed. Double fistings make everything better.
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Post by: Fiero on Jan 12, 2010, 02:21:55 AM: Or at least funnier.
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 12, 2010, 08:51:12 AM: I found out 1guy1jar was real.

Ow.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 12, 2010, 11:51:11 AM: I never doubted it. I just wonder if he did it again
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 12, 2010, 12:21:43 PM: He did, didn't break.
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Post by: The D on Jan 14, 2010, 05:53:18 PM: Quote from: Derrick on Jan 12, 2010, 08:51:12 AM
I found out 1guy1jar was real.

Ow.

that's the shit where the guy takes a jar or shit up his ass and it shatters?
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Post by: Derrick on Jan 14, 2010, 07:10:37 PM: Yup. Real. Ended up proving it @ Somethingawful, with pics and phrases written on the jars inserted. They didn't break. Fucking Ukranians.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 05, 2010, 01:16:05 AM: I have 5 short interweb film ideas, and I've begun to piece together what I want to do with one of them. This first one is basically going to be me just kicking ass because the bad guys have killed my girlfriend in my arms (who will incidentally be played by 20 yr old virgin. She's so little and cute I won't need a recall). I will then proceed to tear them to pieces (ears and noses will be the trophies of the day). There won't be much of a plot but it's going to showcase Rage and Ass Kicking (2 of my stronger suits) so this should come out well.
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Post by: Fiero on Feb 05, 2010, 03:52:02 AM: I think you miscounted.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 06, 2010, 06:18:58 AM: How did he miscount?
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Post by: IDE on Jun 05, 2011, 04:39:04 AM: Do you know how many people I've beaten the shit out of?

No.

Well neither do I!
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 05, 2011, 04:37:59 PM: No one has any idea what you just replied to, bro. It's already June.
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Post by: IDE on Jun 05, 2011, 08:52:12 PM: I don't remember the last time I replied to anyone in this thread.

Well NOW i do.
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Post by: IDE on Jun 05, 2011, 09:36:15 PM: The internet was better back in 2008.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 06, 2011, 12:20:15 AM: And I contend it was better back in 1998. If you had a free ezboard and Homestead website, holla, y'all! :poo:
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Post by: Rama on Jun 06, 2011, 12:37:59 AM: Yeah I was about to say it was better in 99. But that was only cause I didn't have the internet in 98.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 06, 2011, 01:58:17 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Jun 06, 2011, 12:20:15 AM
And I contend it was better back in 1998. If you had a free ezboard and Homestead website, holla, y'all! :poo:

Oh, shit, I had a Homestead. I think I can still access my files, which including the Squeaky Hammer of Doom.
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Post by: Rama on Jun 06, 2011, 02:39:30 PM: I think I had Geocities instead of Homestead, but I did have a short lived eZboard called Rama's Corner.
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Post by: joe on Jun 06, 2011, 02:45:23 PM: More like Rama's Coroner! Am I right, folks? :stickdance:
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Post by: Rama on Jun 06, 2011, 03:05:38 PM: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!!!!!!

*Shakes fist.*
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 06, 2011, 07:12:30 PM: I seem to remember helping run a couple of those board things around 2000, but my web sites were all .edu's.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 07, 2011, 11:08:49 PM: Quote from: Rama on Jun 06, 2011, 02:39:30 PM
I think I had Geocities instead of Homestead, but I did have a short lived eZboard called Rama's Corner.

I was actually gonna say Geoshitties but decided on Homestead instead because fairly recently I was able to find some of my old shit still on there. And meanwhile, well, Geoshitties done blowed itself up, y'all.

Also, I miss old Yahoo chat. Holla holla. :(
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Post by: Rama on Jun 08, 2011, 12:01:51 AM: Is Yahoo Chat gone? If not we should some how do that again. Course it doesn't seem people are in sync now as they were then.
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Post by: joe on Jun 08, 2011, 02:33:25 AM: I remember the first time I participated in a Yahoo chat with you people, and it totally freaked me out. Up until then, I hadn't considered any of you actual human beings, you were really nothing more than cartoon characters on my computer screen.

Eventually everyone left until it was only the BM folks remaining, and Toe kept going on and on about how he was a man, he was a real man.

I couldn't even keep up with the conversation, so I just sat and listened most of the time.
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Post by: Rama on Jun 08, 2011, 11:49:07 AM: Yeah I remember staying in those till it was only 2-3 of us left.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 08, 2011, 08:09:35 PM: Yahoo still exists, it's part of their IM client now, I guess.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 09, 2011, 12:17:49 AM: They changed it a.k.a. ruined it. I forget how, it's been so long.

Quote from: Rama on Jun 08, 2011, 12:01:51 AM
Is Yahoo Chat gone? If not we should some how do that again. Course it doesn't seem people are in sync now as they were then.

And yeah, some of the people that would've done it back then are gone, have jobs, or whatever. Best we could hope for would be some kind of smart phone chat thing, which I would totally do except I still have a "dumb" phone. :)
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jun 09, 2011, 02:31:25 AM: Ooh I remember one session I went to, with you guys. I remember Nuri's voice but I guess thats it. I don't remember if I said hi or not :3
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Jun 09, 2011, 11:08:28 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Jun 09, 2011, 12:17:49 AM
They changed it a.k.a. ruined it. I forget how, it's been so long.

Quote from: Rama on Jun 08, 2011, 12:01:51 AM
Is Yahoo Chat gone? If not we should some how do that again. Course it doesn't seem people are in sync now as they were then.

And yeah, some of the people that would've done it back then are gone, have jobs, or whatever. Best we could hope for would be some kind of smart phone chat thing, which I would totally do except I still have a "dumb" phone. :)

Is there some kinda free "chat room" feature that could be added to the board?
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 09, 2011, 12:45:01 PM: Tinychat could be a possibility.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 09, 2011, 09:43:18 PM: Last chat I got into with board people was over AIM, and it allowed voice IIRC. But I quit using IM back when I was demoted to dialup and never picked it back up as it's annoying as fuck when you're trying to use the onlines in your limited window of time.

Then again, I no longer help staff a big-assed board with hundreds of needy asswipes wanting my attention every waking moment like I used to, and DSL makes it much easier these days.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 10, 2011, 09:56:04 PM: Pac Man's Yuku has a chat something or other I've never tried.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 10, 2011, 09:57:13 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Jun 10, 2011, 09:56:04 PM
Pac Man's Yuku has a chat something or other I've never tried.

But I thought you were Pac-Man?
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 10, 2011, 10:01:11 PM: I don't know what you're talking about.
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Post by: Rama on Jun 11, 2011, 02:38:37 AM: Yeah...Pac Man is far to cool to be Beck. Bitch please.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jun 11, 2011, 09:35:59 AM: I loved those old Yahoo chats.

These days I think people just use Skype. I still have a lot of those kind of conversations. We just record them and release them as a podcast...

http://powet.tv/powetblog/category/podcasts/powetcast/
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Post by: gwynn on Jun 16, 2011, 08:51:50 AM: I'd be down for a chat with a little advanced notice. My yahoo sn is evil_gwynn, my aim is mysticalfetus.
Is there any way to do a group video chat using either of those? My comp has problems with Skype.
I still use my old free homestead account.
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Post by: Rama on Jun 16, 2011, 01:20:03 PM: I don't even want to know how hard a video chat would be with my connection. Not that I have a webcam anyway.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 16, 2011, 03:35:46 PM: There's always Tinychat ... but you have to be wary of randoms coming in. The ignore button is easy to find, though.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 16, 2011, 10:25:45 PM: Ooh, I love dem randoms ppls.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 16, 2011, 10:32:24 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Jun 16, 2011, 10:25:45 PM
Ooh, I love dem randoms ppls.

Even when they pull their penis out and wave it around?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Jun 16, 2011, 10:40:41 PM: If it's not a video chat, then the penis doesn't exist for me.
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Post by: IDE on Jun 16, 2011, 11:22:35 PM: I'm not random but I'm gonna pull mine out.
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Post by: Fiero on Jun 17, 2011, 02:26:32 AM: Tinychat has video.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jun 20, 2011, 09:31:57 AM: Just have everyone log on to Chat Roulette and keep trying. Sure we'll see a dozen penises before we randomly match anybody but... isn't that good?
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Post by: IDE on Jun 29, 2011, 05:40:57 AM: You get yourself one of those pay as you go phones and fill it up with pictures of your dick. Then you "accidentally" leave that phone in a girls care whose given you a ride somewhere. Then you call it later from your regular phone claiming to be looking for it. She finds it in her car and goes through the pics!

VIOLA!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 01, 2011, 09:31:21 AM: Quote from: aDam on Jun 20, 2011, 09:31:57 AM
Just have everyone log on to Chat Roulette and keep trying. Sure we'll see a dozen penises before we randomly match anybody but... isn't that good?
AS long as they're circumsized
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 01, 2011, 11:00:02 PM: I don't think you get to choose.
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Post by: Fiero on Jul 02, 2011, 09:59:35 AM: Spin of the wheel.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 03, 2011, 12:16:02 AM: Drunk Angry and staring down Chollos is the only way to go to the gym
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Post by: The D on Jul 06, 2011, 05:51:49 PM: The only problem with voice chat, chat roulette, skype is that I have no webcam.

In fact, I don't have a mic either. I'm such a luddite.
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Post by: Fiero on Jul 06, 2011, 06:23:19 PM: FB is getting vid chat.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 06, 2011, 09:35:44 PM: :blink:
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Post by: IDE on Jul 06, 2011, 09:37:44 PM: Im not activating vid chat on fb everyone will see me naked...

...

I mean I'm totally activating vid chat on fb.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jul 07, 2011, 06:20:21 AM: Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 01, 2011, 09:31:21 AM
AS long as they're circumsized
You have a problem with my turtleneck?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 13, 2011, 05:43:41 AM: Yes, yes I do. it looks horrible

Quote from: Fiero on Jul 06, 2011, 06:23:19 PM
FB is getting vid chat.
Guess no more facebook-ing while naked for me.
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Post by: Fiero on Jul 13, 2011, 12:35:36 PM: You don't have to turn the camera on. Or you can. Its your choice.
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Post by: gwynn on Jul 13, 2011, 09:26:48 PM: Quote from: aDam on Jul 07, 2011, 06:20:21 AM
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 01, 2011, 09:31:21 AM
AS long as they're circumsized
You have a problem with my turtleneck?

Not as long as you are also sporting a chain.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 13, 2011, 11:30:15 PM: Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 13, 2011, 05:43:41 AM
Yes, yes I do. it looks horrible

:lmao:
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Post by: Rama on Jul 14, 2011, 12:11:28 AM: And it is nasty...or so I've heard. I was snipped at birth...you know to make it look bigger.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Jul 14, 2011, 01:31:26 AM: Quote from: gwynn on Jul 13, 2011, 09:26:48 PM
Quote from: aDam on Jul 07, 2011, 06:20:21 AM
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 01, 2011, 09:31:21 AM
AS long as they're circumsized
You have a problem with my turtleneck?

Not as long as you are also sporting a chain.

sippin on a light beer
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 14, 2011, 06:54:04 PM: Quote from: Rama on Jul 14, 2011, 12:11:28 AM
And it is nasty...or so I've heard. I was snipped at birth...you know to make it look bigger.
Good. If I have a son I'll get him circumsized too. I've heard horror stories from girls that hooked up with uncircumsized dicks and how they smell etc etc. All nasty shit
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jul 14, 2011, 08:41:56 PM: I imagine if you're dealing with someone with any degree of personal hygiene that it shouldn't be a problem.

However, we are talking about men, here. Not all of us are known for our sophisticated grooming rituals.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: joe on Jul 15, 2011, 01:33:06 AM: Mmm, dick cheese.

I wonder if there's any pr0n out there where you can watch a chick eat dick cheese.

Of course there is.

IDE's in it.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 15, 2011, 03:17:20 AM: Ugh no way.

I'm cut.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jul 15, 2011, 07:55:31 AM: Quote from: gwynn on Jul 13, 2011, 09:26:48 PM
Quote from: aDam on Jul 07, 2011, 06:20:21 AM
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 01, 2011, 09:31:21 AM
AS long as they're circumsized
You have a problem with my turtleneck?

Not as long as you are also sporting a chain.
8) Hm... interesting. I've never been one for piercings or dick jewelery but I'll try anything twice.

Quote
I imagine if you're dealing with someone with any degree of personal hygiene that it shouldn't be a problem.
True. I clean under the collar daily. I also give a quick once over if I expect to get my dick sucked. I'm married so I pretty much expect that never at this point... well not from my wife at least.

Anyway google+ hangout is pretty great. Been using it a lot. Any of you assholes on there should add me and shit.

http://gplus.to/adamrulz
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 15, 2011, 09:38:05 AM: Quote from: aDam on Jul 15, 2011, 07:55:31 AM
I also give a quick once over if I expect to get my dick sucked. I'm married so I pretty much expect that never at this point... well not from my wife at least.

She doesn't do that? Time to change wives
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jul 15, 2011, 09:52:25 AM: Yeah I'll just head over to GameStop and see what I can get in trade in value...
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Post by: IDE on Jul 15, 2011, 11:43:05 AM: I want some google plus!
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jul 15, 2011, 12:16:50 PM: PM me your e-mail address and I'll invite your ass.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 18, 2011, 11:42:03 PM: donezo
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Post by: IDE on Jul 27, 2011, 04:58:09 PM: I like to drink 5 hour energy shots and then make half-witty comments on fb like...

Her Status: I swear, if ONE MORE guy tries to be my friend or talk to me JUST to get in my pants....i'm becoming a nun!

My comment: What if I also want you to make me a sandwhich?

Her reply: I like ham and cheese Bobby.

Me: You're just trying to get into my ham!
(She "Likes" your comment.)

She's really cute and 5'10" so I wouldn't have to lean over to kiss her. I'm as giddy as a school girl right now...but most of that is probably from the 5 hour.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jul 28, 2011, 10:26:38 AM: I am surmissing from this little back and forth that she doesn't actually have a problem with guys trying to get in her pants, but was likely set off by an attempt made by one taht she wasn't in to.
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Post by: joe on Jul 28, 2011, 02:09:50 PM: Be sure to let us know if that pussy be yanking.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 28, 2011, 02:47:32 PM: I think he will. If you ask him to or not.
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Post by: Fiero on Jul 28, 2011, 10:49:12 PM: Let us know if it feels like the rubber done fainted.
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Post by: joe on Jul 29, 2011, 12:54:39 AM: Let us know if the carpet matches the drapes.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jul 29, 2011, 09:11:18 AM: Carpet? I'm not interested unless it's hardwood.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 29, 2011, 11:15:52 AM: I only like it if it is ceramic title...oh yeah.

Wait...
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Post by: Fiero on Jul 29, 2011, 05:01:08 PM: What are you guys talking about? I thought we were talking about interior decoration, but you guys seem to be speaking of female anatomy. Perverts.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Aug 02, 2011, 08:26:15 AM: Quote from: Rama on Jul 29, 2011, 11:15:52 AM
I only like it if it is ceramic title...oh yeah.

Wait...
I'd fuck a robot chick that was made out of ceramic. She might be able to get through those high school metal detectors.

Though I try to get my girls coming out of the high school, not going into it, amiright?
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Post by: Rama on Aug 02, 2011, 02:45:10 PM: *Que Doug's music.*
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 02, 2011, 04:15:06 PM: Quote from: Rama on Aug 02, 2011, 02:45:10 PM
*Que Doug's music.*
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Aug 02, 2011, 11:35:41 PM: Que?
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Aug 03, 2011, 12:36:12 AM: Whoops....wrong one. I mean Cue.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Aug 03, 2011, 10:36:32 PM: Por que~~~~~!?
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 03, 2011, 10:39:04 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Aug 03, 2011, 10:36:32 PM
Por que~~~~~!?

http://www.parkay.com/index.jsp
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Aug 03, 2011, 11:37:17 PM: PROK
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Aug 04, 2011, 02:13:11 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Aug 03, 2011, 10:36:32 PM
Por que~~~~~!?

Like the flooring? If so then that means we are kinda back on subject.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Aug 05, 2011, 09:50:54 PM: I thought you meant, "queue."
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 05, 2011, 10:40:46 PM: ^ Yeah, that's the ticket.
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 05, 2011, 10:46:37 PM: Quote from: B E C K on Aug 05, 2011, 10:40:46 PM
^ Yeah, that's the ticket.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Aug 05, 2011, 10:59:15 PM: Why is Jon Lovitz's picture named "nicki minaj nipple slip gma"? :lmao:

Here, it's only fair:
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: joe on Aug 05, 2011, 11:23:27 PM: That's some dark pepperoni.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Aug 06, 2011, 12:35:40 AM: I'll tell you why. Fucking save as, that's why.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Aug 06, 2011, 12:41:23 AM: Heh, you're gonna whack off to Jon Lovitz.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: joe on Aug 06, 2011, 12:21:52 PM: Indeeeeeeeeeeeed!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Aug 07, 2011, 01:44:40 AM: She is gonna put an eye out with that thing.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Aug 07, 2011, 01:54:38 AM: It's like Ronald McDonald flashing a titty.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: joe on Aug 07, 2011, 02:08:17 AM: It's more like God left Dolly Parton in the oven too long.

...and then she flashed a titty.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rama on Aug 07, 2011, 02:09:18 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Aug 07, 2011, 01:54:38 AM
It's like Ronald McDonald flashing a titty.

I'm loving it!
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: joe on Aug 07, 2011, 02:12:38 AM: Also, the shape of that breast is unnatural. One might suspect it's not entirely organic.

That gives me an idea for a poll.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: blanktoe on Aug 07, 2011, 03:02:06 AM: Quote from: Rama on Aug 07, 2011, 02:09:18 AM
Quote from: B E C K on Aug 07, 2011, 01:54:38 AM
It's like Ronald McDonald flashing a titty.

I'm loving it!

thread over.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Aug 07, 2011, 03:42:35 AM: I am not attracted.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Aug 08, 2011, 11:18:07 PM: Quote from: joerammstein on Aug 07, 2011, 02:08:17 AM
It's more like God left Dolly Parton in the oven too long.

...and then she flashed a titty.

What you said immediately reminded me of this picture:

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Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Aug 09, 2011, 07:34:12 PM: Haven't seen that in a long, long time, since I posted it on the funny image thread back in the days of A**s****.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 22, 2011, 03:45:41 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Aug 08, 2011, 11:18:07 PM

What you said immediately reminded me of this picture:
those look like the baby abortions from Noroi
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Sep 04, 2011, 03:55:49 AM: Anyone wanna see a picture of this turd I cut back in '03? It looks like the superman S.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Sep 05, 2011, 12:39:05 PM: I just had my first rehearsal for the industry showcase I'm doing (which I hope will get me an agent, but if it doesn't I'm ok with that...not really, I'll have a shit fit and drink myself into oblivion) and it was great! The scene is pretty short which I like cause it's like watching a youtube vid live and there's plenty of making out and boob squeezing with a cute blonde.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Sep 05, 2011, 12:40:48 PM: I was starting to get a boner towards the end there, I was trying not to cause I didn't have any underwear on and the jeans I'm wearing had a broken zipper. I didn't know I'd be squeezing boobs or I'd have worn something different...like nothing at all.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 05, 2011, 03:16:42 PM: I have to wonder just which "industry" this is for.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: joe on Sep 06, 2011, 03:08:37 AM: I've long suspected that IDE is a porn star. It would explain everything.

EVERYTHING.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: Fiero on Sep 06, 2011, 11:14:41 AM: If that were the case, then I doubt he would be unsuspecting of the boob squeezing.
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Sep 06, 2011, 02:22:35 PM: This reminds me of when I was telling my friends I was moving out here for acting. The first words out of everyone's' mouths were "You're gonna do pr0n?"
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: B E C K on Sep 10, 2011, 11:24:25 PM: Quote from: IDE on Sep 05, 2011, 12:39:05 PM
I just had my first rehearsal for the industry showcase I'm doing

I read that "showcase showdown".
Title: Re: Holy crap
Post by: IDE on Sep 30, 2011, 02:26:23 AM: I killed it at the showcase!

We got tons of laughs from the audience that was mostly agents and casting directors :D

No one approached me after the show though so I hope they call or email. This little asian chick who was in it with me but also works as a manager said that a lot of them are kind of intimidated by the actors, and then me looking like me probably doubles that.
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Post by: IDE on Oct 27, 2011, 04:40:58 AM: AND my voldemort kills snape has hit 100k views on yt and has google ads on it. Does that mean my friend is getting money now?
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 27, 2011, 05:51:58 AM: got a link?
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Post by: IDE on Oct 27, 2011, 06:49:52 PM: just google voldemort kills snape it's the number one fucking voldemort kills snape video ever!

The very first thing that pops up for that search phrase.
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Post by: IDE on Oct 27, 2011, 06:52:32 PM: But seriously is he getting money? Is it more than 50 bucks a month? Cause if it is I want my...actually whatever he can have it. Even though he was just the driver and I provided both the talent and (albeit shitty) camera work.

It would be funny if he sent a chell for a couple hundred bucks in a few months though, like when Lt Dan dropped by with that chell for Forrest.
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Post by: IDE on Oct 27, 2011, 06:54:25 PM: Just watch it again...shit still makes me smile
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Post by: IDE on Oct 27, 2011, 06:54:57 PM: I meant watchED it again.

Oh god this is the early stages of dementia I just know it.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 27, 2011, 08:10:41 PM: What the fuck was this shit? I do believe the individuals commenting indicating your faggotry may indeed be correct.
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Post by: IDE on Oct 27, 2011, 09:50:06 PM: Nah son dem niggas got trolled! Don't be like dem niggas.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 27, 2011, 09:51:42 PM: I never saw that video, but I remember when it was made. Too bad you didn't film the time you spoiled everyone at the bookstore or wherever it was that Dumbledore dies.
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Post by: IDE on Oct 27, 2011, 10:13:17 PM: I didn't get to do a snape kills dumbledore that's why I did this. To recapture the magic that I didn't get a piece of the first go round.
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Post by: IDE on Nov 07, 2011, 05:55:53 PM: Movie stars call him to hang out and watch football, but he turns them down to fill 21 yr old girls full of mai tai and penis.

He is the most interesting man in the world.
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Post by: IDE on Nov 16, 2011, 05:01:57 AM: Except I failed on the penis part...but I, and my penis, will rise again.
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Post by: IDE on Nov 17, 2011, 12:08:13 AM: Ok it's time to fess up here...I'm talking to this chick that I think is even out of my league. Her boobies...omgahhh...but she finds me attractive. It's times like these that I sometimes get shocked back into thinking I'm a skinny little nerd instead of a hulking vag buster whose slain more bitches than Vlad Tepes. But what's important to realize here is that I'm better than all of yous. That's right I have all your smarts and creativity as well this body and the ability to charm ridiculously hot bitches into getting into bed with me. I mean how could you ever compete with this? You would need to have a kid and train him in a time chamber and then beat me at a tournament in the desert.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 17, 2011, 01:49:14 AM: I may regret asking but what makes a chick out of your league? Is she loaded or famous or something?
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Post by: IDE on Nov 17, 2011, 04:08:37 AM: No...she's not...

Damn it you're right.

She's not out of my league!

Her cervix will tremble before my might! Bring it on gigantor tits! I'm ready to rumble.
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Post by: joe on Nov 17, 2011, 04:31:03 AM: ...but is she 19?

Don't be doing anything Ron Perlman wouldn't do.

They're called standards, and you need to have them.
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Post by: IDE on Nov 17, 2011, 12:38:05 PM: I've got a ways to go before I unlock ron perlman mode...
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Post by: joe on Nov 17, 2011, 01:36:43 PM: (http://i40.tinypic.com/n4bpfa.jpg)

"To become me, you'd have to kill me. And we both know that ain't happening."

You guys are about the same age, so you've at least got that much going for you.
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Post by: IDE on Nov 17, 2011, 06:24:18 PM: You're about the same age as him too. So let's all get 19 yr olds and take rugby shots.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 17, 2011, 08:31:58 PM: That ciggy's bigger than his fingers! :-[
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Post by: IDE on Jun 05, 2013, 04:21:51 AM: I have a cat now. His name is Bruce Wayne on account of the marking on his chest resembling a bat.

I'm also single again. I think, she hasn't spoken to me in weeks. I feel like a hitman who thought he was out of the game and is now dusting off his old murder weapons but in my case it's dusting off the old pubic hair trimmers.
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Post by: IDE on Jun 05, 2013, 04:39:39 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nLiQBV6A7c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nLiQBV6A7c)
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 05, 2013, 10:47:53 PM: Quote from: IDE on Jun 05, 2013, 04:21:51 AM
I have a cat now. His name is Bruce Wayne on account of the marking on his chest resembling a bat.

I'm also single again. I think, she hasn't spoken to me in weeks. I feel like a hitman who thought he was out of the game and is now dusting off his old murder weapons but in my case it's dusting off the old pubic hair trimmers.

My brain didn't read "trimmers" the first time around. I was gonna say maybe you should try combing in some camelccino in there or somethin'.
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Post by: IDE on Jun 06, 2013, 04:58:21 AM: Yeah I could comb some of that in and make it look like wesley crusher's old do.
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Post by: B E C K on Jun 06, 2013, 10:41:09 PM: :lmao: Duuude! How'd you know I was watching TNG yesterday?
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Post by: IDE on Jun 10, 2013, 03:09:58 AM: I had this girl's number. I called it, but the phone died as it rang and for some reason it didn't register the outgoing call. I was supposed to take her out for sushi tomorrow and then come back to my place so we could "watch braveheart" which is code for we're going to put braveheart on in the background while I slam you out. I used to use Animal House, but I'm switching things up.
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Post by: IDE on Jun 12, 2013, 03:28:26 PM: Mission Accomplished, but my thirst is not yet slaked! I'm starting to realize I'm going to die alone. This last girl was the final train leaving the station from Lustfuck Vampiresville. I'm stuck here forever.
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Post by: IDE on Jun 12, 2013, 03:29:09 PM: Last girl as in my ex, not the one from a couple nights ago.

Also, Gwen stefani ruined my banana republic online credit card phishing scam by teaching everyone how to spell banana correctly.
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Post by: IDE on Jun 21, 2013, 10:13:56 PM: Masturbating on adderal isn't easy but if you succeed it's amazing.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 01, 2013, 02:24:57 PM: PROVIDENCE!

A 20 yr old virgin has been bestowed upon me. This will be the 3rd hymen busting in california alone! (Well there was only one other in FL). I better not fuck this up or will be back on here bemoaning my ineptitude for being out of the game for so long.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2013, 06:33:17 PM: If you do, there's always that pound and a half of turkey waiting for you.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 03, 2013, 04:39:20 AM: I can't even fall back on the turkey. It's full of sodium nitrites so I have to give it up.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 11, 2013, 04:58:02 AM: Her maidenhead is scheduled to meets it's demise this weekend.
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Post by: Fiero on Jul 11, 2013, 11:13:35 AM: Oh, I remember, this is that guy that I sort of can't stand. I mean, good luck, or whatever.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 12, 2013, 12:14:13 AM: :lol:
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Post by: Rama on Jul 12, 2013, 02:10:55 AM: How could you forget IDE? This is his thing. He is a one trick pony and this is the trick.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 12, 2013, 02:36:08 PM: I have all sorts of tricks but this is the one I do here.

And what is this you sort of can't stand me crap? You either can't stand me or you can. Make up your mind, this is why you're going to fail at life.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 12, 2013, 02:39:51 PM: Actually I'm supposed to be doing this trick in that other thread: Uno Dos Tres

What was the point of this one again?

Shit, maybe I am a one trick pony.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 13, 2013, 10:44:07 PM: I thought the point was about your acting. Yes, I cheated, jumped to the first page, and skimmed it.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 14, 2013, 04:33:20 AM: Yeah I cheated too, but then I skimmed into mid thread and I had mucked it up with sex nonsense.
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Post by: Rama on Jul 14, 2013, 08:06:40 PM: My thoughts exactly.
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Post by: Fiero on Jul 17, 2013, 01:53:47 PM: Quote from: IDE on Jul 12, 2013, 02:36:08 PM
I have all sorts of tricks but this is the one I do here.

And what is this you sort of can't stand me crap? You either can't stand me or you can. Make up your mind, this is why you're going to fail at life.

Sometimes you make me amused.
Sometimes you make me nauseous.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 17, 2013, 05:48:49 PM: Or amusedly nauseous. Or nauseously amused.
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Post by: Fiero on Jul 18, 2013, 12:19:13 PM: Those have happened, yes.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 24, 2013, 05:10:54 PM: I just submitted myself for the roles of swamp monster and camp counselor for the live action version of Ben 10.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 24, 2013, 09:09:20 PM: They should let you do both parts.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 25, 2013, 03:38:22 AM: To be honest I'd rather be the swamp monster and I have a better chance of landing that based on my experience with heavy costume suits. But counselor is face time, but they'll probably pick someone with shaggy locks and boyish charm.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 25, 2013, 04:38:10 PM: Quote from: IDE on Jul 25, 2013, 03:38:22 AM
To be honest I'd rather be the swamp monster

Don't worry. Regardless of whether or not you get the part, you'll always be a swamp monster in our hearts.
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Post by: IDE on Jul 26, 2013, 03:13:25 AM: And in the end that's what really matters.
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Post by: IDE on Aug 01, 2013, 05:59:51 AM: I realize now I have no chance of being called in for swamp monster because it's a role for a guy in a monster suit. If I was a casting a director I would just cast my friend/intern or whoever and give them $500.
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Post by: IDE on Aug 21, 2013, 03:57:21 PM: Everything is set.

I have a legit agent out here now.

I'm in the stable ready to race or be sent out to stud. Either is fine.
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Post by: IDE on Aug 21, 2013, 03:58:18 PM: If I become famous I'll probably not tell you guys until I'm like mega famous then you can black mail me with all the insane posts I made here and was unable to delete.

Which was probably Nuri's plan all along.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Aug 21, 2013, 07:37:23 PM: Roughly 54% of LA already knows what your back side looks like by now...not to mention half the INTERNET, thanks to a certain animated gif, so you may not be as anonymous as you think.

BONR may be profitable to me yet!
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Post by: IDE on Aug 22, 2013, 04:16:01 AM: Wouldn't that be A most bizarre scandal...I mean like what if chris pine was revealed to have a 3 frame sex gif that had been plastered all over a transformers message board.
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Post by: IDE on Oct 03, 2013, 03:57:29 AM: I had my first audition through my agent today. It's for a tv pilot.

I got the "call" back before I even left the room.

and so it begins...
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 06, 2013, 11:39:01 PM: I hope the part's for another swamp monster.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 12, 2013, 09:14:10 AM: Quote from: B E C K on Oct 06, 2013, 11:39:01 PM
I hope the part's for another swamp monster.

It's for TWO swamp monsters.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 13, 2013, 12:14:03 AM: That's twice as good! :)
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Post by: IDE on Oct 20, 2013, 01:21:55 AM: The part was for an alien that is lusting after underage girls...so I'm a lock.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 23, 2013, 11:05:02 AM: Quote from: IDE on Oct 20, 2013, 01:21:55 AM
The part was for an alien that is lusting after underage girls...so I'm a lock.

I didn't know you did hentai.