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Title: Oh dear god...
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 11, 2004, 03:26:29 PM: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/ (http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/)

the worst one is this:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004979.html (http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004979.html)
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 11, 2004, 03:28:08 PM: OK, no this is the worst.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html (http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html)
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 11, 2004, 03:32:31 PM: Micheala Romanin has got to be the ugliest woman PERIOD
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 11, 2004, 03:34:20 PM: Look at the second one...
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 11, 2004, 03:51:51 PM: Quote
Micheala Romanin has got to be the ugliest woman PERIOD
OMG!! You know who she looks like!!!?? Remember the Duck Tales when they went back in time to the era of the Romans and they went under the statue of the Colossus of Rhodes? The sorcerss lady in that episode! I think the name was Circe.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 11, 2004, 03:57:00 PM: Man, I used to like Lindsay Lohan.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 11, 2004, 04:01:56 PM: She's become a giant slut.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 11, 2004, 04:44:35 PM: Hey tom, I saw you on Family Guy last night!
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Post by: gwynn on Oct 11, 2004, 05:12:35 PM: omg some of those are so scary, fuck plastic surgery dude.
Im gonna have nightmares.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 11, 2004, 09:56:42 PM: Lil' Kim looks awful. I used to love her. Her last album didn't grab me either. She's getting too pop-y.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 11, 2004, 11:34:28 PM: more like too ugly.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 12, 2004, 09:54:54 AM: I've seen that crazy woman before on TV. Disgusting.

I've seen before & after pictures where people did look a bit better, but honestly, most don't - they just look different. Whatever makes them happy, I guess. I think face lifts are creepy anyway - what good is a tightened face when you haven't taken care of your hands for decades? No such thing as a hand lift, honey, so you end up looking like a George Romero jump scene with your shiny masklike visage and your gnarled wrinkly claws. :blink:
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 12, 2004, 09:17:50 PM: I like the humor in this thread.

Thread approved, signed Fiero.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 13, 2004, 12:18:10 AM: Quote
--Man, I used to like Lindsay Lohan.

--She's become a giant slut.
LOL, same here. She hangs out with Phucking Heiress-Whore and Tara Reid, among other slutage. Draw your own conclusions.

I love this one...

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Dear Mr Busey,

Veneers can be a good thing, but when they look like Chiclets (large square shaped white gum candies), they are a bad thing.

Sincerely,

Your Fans @ Awfulplasticsurgery.com
But really a lot of these people are completely ridiculous. So many beautiful people... and they've made themselves all ugly now. Age didn't have to do it, they did it. And many of them probably would've aged gracefully. Jesus is crying somewhere.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 13, 2004, 01:17:29 AM: Jesus is laughing.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 13, 2004, 04:23:41 AM: I'm thinking of getting nasal implants, just to spite them all. :lol:
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 13, 2004, 08:49:52 AM: Then you can breathe fire?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 13, 2004, 09:01:47 AM: Or Silly String!
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 13, 2004, 07:43:04 PM: Love juice!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 13, 2004, 08:07:34 PM: that dress Paris is using is the nastiest one ever! its even worse than the one in pretty in pink! wtf was wrong with heeeer
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 13, 2004, 08:17:55 PM: Wait, the old dress or the new dress . . . cuz if it's the new one, then you obviously don't have a penis.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 13, 2004, 08:26:39 PM: of COURSE its the old one! the new ones are awesome
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 13, 2004, 08:27:49 PM: She looked okay in like two of those old pictures, but you're right, she should've dressed slutty to begin with.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2004, 02:07:43 AM: Quote
I'm thinking of getting nasal implants, just to spite them all. :lol:
Make it into a beak. Then go to the playground and hold your hands out like you're an airplane and dive after small children.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 15, 2004, 10:43:54 AM: Lisa Kudrow already has that gig.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 16, 2004, 12:15:42 AM: But Meg will actually be funny doing it.
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Post by: The D on Oct 16, 2004, 01:21:35 PM: So Phucking Heiress-Whore's hair is dyed blonde, and she wears blue contacts now.

I guess her lifelong dream was to be a brainless blue-eyed blonde slut.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 16, 2004, 02:02:21 PM: but she makes the best sex videos.
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Post by: The D on Oct 16, 2004, 02:06:41 PM: The fuck?

You even SEEN Paris Hilon's sex tapes?

I've seen at least one, and after seeing it I don't feel like wasting bandwith to download another one. The entire time, I barely saw Paris naked because the room was black and the only light was from the camera's lighting/nightvision.

An almost pitch black room does not a good porno make.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 16, 2004, 02:14:37 PM: Dont blame me if you're gay.
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Post by: The D on Oct 16, 2004, 02:21:31 PM: Don't blame me if you waste your time on crappy pr0n by that slut Heiress-Whore.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 16, 2004, 04:31:48 PM: i will and you cant stop me!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 16, 2004, 06:04:28 PM: Quote

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I'm thinking of getting nasal implants, just to spite them all. :lol:
Make it into a beak. Then go to the playground and hold your hands out like you're an airplane and dive after small children.
ROFL
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 16, 2004, 07:58:17 PM: Paris is beautiful, but too skinny, and obviously fake, so, fuck that.

The video(s) suck. I only saw one, and am now confused because I had no idea there were multiples. I probally want to see the rest of them now, but, fuck. Fucker.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 16, 2004, 09:13:53 PM: The second tape "One Night In Paris" is is alot better than the first one.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 17, 2004, 09:50:38 PM: Paris doesn't a do a damn thing for me. Maybe if she wasn't so skinny... and not a slut.... and not suddenly hugely famous for being said slut.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 17, 2004, 11:09:50 PM: what if she was Angelina Jolie's sister?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 17, 2004, 11:19:46 PM: Quote
Paris is beautiful, but too skinny, and obviously fake, so, fuck that.

The video(s) suck. I only saw one, and am now confused because I had no idea there were multiples. I probally want to see the rest of them now, but, fuck. Fucker.
@.x You think Paris is Beautiful!?

Now Danielle Gamba, that is a Piece of Ass. (http://www.babefocus.com/forums/index.php?act=photo&photoid=67774&celebid=20549&galpage=1)
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 18, 2004, 03:32:30 AM: Link won't work. Weird-ass fuckin damn pop-up or some shit.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 18, 2004, 04:40:46 AM: Quote
what if she was Angelina Jolie's sister?
But she's not. End of scenario.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 18, 2004, 06:55:18 AM: that's cheating! Answer the question!
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 18, 2004, 08:09:31 AM: Yes, I think Paris is beautiful, she just needs some weight on her.

Also, I've been hearing rumors of a third video including at least one other woman. Anyone know of this one?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 18, 2004, 10:49:52 AM: Quote
Link won't work. Weird-ass fuckin damn pop-up or some shit.
Then look up Danielle Gamba on google, ya mook.
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Post by: Merla on Oct 18, 2004, 11:22:59 AM: Hey now! That was uncalled for.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 18, 2004, 01:34:21 PM: :: cries ::
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 19, 2004, 11:42:09 PM: Quote
that's cheating! Answer the question!
She would still look and act the same, hence canceling any positive effect of being related to Angelina.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 19, 2004, 11:50:39 PM: Aside from the money?
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2004, 12:44:50 AM: No amount of money can cure 'skank'.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 20, 2004, 01:14:14 AM: Phucking Heiress-Whore sure thinks the opposite.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2004, 02:41:25 AM: She can think it all she wants, it won't make it so.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 20, 2004, 10:41:27 AM: I dunno, hear about the NEW Phucking Heiress-Whore sex tape(s)?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 20, 2004, 12:19:34 PM: I think she kind of looked better before, but then, I'm not into excessive artifice. Subtle enhancement, yes - mannequin, no.
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Post by: Merla on Oct 20, 2004, 02:10:43 PM: Phucking Heiress-Whore is trash!
Just goes to show that no amount of money can ever buy class.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 20, 2004, 09:02:09 PM: Quote
I dunno, hear about the NEW Phucking Heiress-Whore sex tape(s)?
I had
that slut had sex with my virginal nick carter, WTF
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 20, 2004, 09:18:58 PM: Quote

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I dunno, hear about the NEW Phucking Heiress-Whore sex tape(s)?
I had
that slut had sex with my virginal nick carter, WTF
He was fucking some school teacher lady, who ended up fucking her students. Where were those hot blonde teachers when I was in sixth grade. I had a fat old jewish lady -.-
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 20, 2004, 10:30:15 PM: You could've still fucked her.