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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Oct 01, 2007, 10:25:38 PM

Title: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 01, 2007, 10:25:38 PM
I can't find ANYWHERE a place online where I could buy some Kaya. It is a singaporean "spread" that consists on coconut milk with some other stuff. HEEEEELPPP!! im dying, i have the worst cravings ever :goddammit:
Title: Re: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 02, 2007, 04:50:15 AM
Well you know what my solution is. Stop wanting such stupid things. It's like my own branch of Buddhism.   :stickdance:


I'll tell you what I'm hooked on now, are these little fucking Arabic dait-filled cookies. Fuck, those are good.  :goddammit: You people can't possibly appreciate how good they really are. Come to think of it, fuck all of you.  :finger: I like cookies more.


Title: Re: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 02, 2007, 06:36:01 AM
Fuck arabic shit! you won't know how good Kaya is until you try it. It's like heaven on a container.
Title: Re: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: Derrick on Oct 02, 2007, 07:54:56 AM
Learn how to cook.

*makes his own sour mix*

^^
Title: Re: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: Merla on Oct 02, 2007, 12:56:46 PM
Here you go:

http://indonesianfoodmart.com/catalog/skrikayajamspreadcoconuteggspread12oz-p-235.html?osCsid=cb7c586df79b6ddcfe2b17fb633737a9

This was a very difficult product to find.

One of the librarians recommends you scope out your local area and try to locate an Asian Mart that may carry the stuff.
Title: Re: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: IDE on Oct 02, 2007, 04:24:30 PM
Description of kaya from Merla's site:

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This sweet Jam is a delicious spread used in Indonesia for breakfast and on bread, the typical taste of coconut and the refressing eggs, makes this a favorite under the young guys!

Which is exactly where you like to be right?
Title: Re: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 02, 2007, 09:06:10 PM
Here you go:

http://indonesianfoodmart.com/catalog/skrikayajamspreadcoconuteggspread12oz-p-235.html?osCsid=cb7c586df79b6ddcfe2b17fb633737a9

This was a very difficult product to find.

One of the librarians recommends you scope out your local area and try to locate an Asian Mart that may carry the stuff.

I live in Chinatown and I can't find that anywhere! but thanks so much for trying! (im actually trying to get the green colored one, made with pandan)
Title: Re: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: Derrick on Oct 03, 2007, 12:42:42 AM
...PANDA!?
Title: Re: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: The D on Oct 03, 2007, 01:21:53 AM
Those Peruvians will eat ANYTHING.
Title: Re: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: tomduo on Oct 03, 2007, 09:51:35 AM
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE PANDAS?!
Title: Re: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 03, 2007, 07:27:41 PM
When you kill a panda to eat it, that makes me a sad panda.
Title: Re: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 04, 2007, 08:32:04 AM
Every time you eat a panda, God kills a chronic masturbator.
Think of the chronic masturbators.
Title: Re: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 04, 2007, 10:02:42 AM
Every time you eat a panda, God kills a chronic masturbator.
Think of the chronic masturbators.

But don't chronic masturbators kill kittens?  What about the kittens?
Title: Re: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: IDE on Oct 04, 2007, 11:36:22 AM
It looks like it wouldn't be hard to make this stuff yourself.
Title: Re: to all people who like to search for shit online
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 04, 2007, 07:12:16 PM
Pandan, dang it!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandanus_amaryllifolius
damnit they have it in a webpage of singapore http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.raffleshotelgifts.com/images/Singapore%2520Kaya.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.raffleshotelgifts.com/index.php%3Fmain_page%3Dproduct_info%26products_id%3D33&h=384&w=512&sz=25&hl=en&start=5&um=1&tbnid=2yBcikas-LE6tM:&tbnh=98&tbnw=131&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkaya%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DN

and my cheap ass bitch dad doesn't want to send it to me through mail :'(