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Title: Working in a library
Post by: Merla on Sep 14, 2007, 03:44:17 PM
Working in a library I always get people asking me for supplies -pens, paper clips, highlighters.  Well today I had a guy asking to borrow my cell phone because he needed to make a quick phone call.  I don't think so MOFO!
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: The D on Sep 14, 2007, 03:46:45 PM
I say "I have no minutes" or "My battery's dead"
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: IDE on Sep 14, 2007, 04:03:40 PM
Yeah fuck that.  He shouldn't think he can pussy out and ask the librarian.  If you're gonna ask a stranger for their phone man up and ask a random stranger.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2007, 05:49:26 PM
She forgot to mention that he asked to borrow her phone AFTER a co-worker told him there was a courtesy phone in the computer lab a short walk away.  Lardo didn't want to move his lazy ass.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 14, 2007, 07:48:25 PM
Ain't nobody touching my cellphone that I don't know.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2007, 09:29:55 PM
When I had one I let a stranger use it.  We were at a bus stop and in this cellphone era, payphones are either dead or absolute shit.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 15, 2007, 11:16:02 AM
When I was at a concert a couple weekends ago, one of the girls I was with used it to call someone during the concert.  Yea, she had my phone for about 15 minutes and I was ready to freak out on her.

When she finally gave me back my phone, I said, "Whoever you were talking to owes me money for the free concert they just got."
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Sep 15, 2007, 11:42:15 AM
Fifteen minutes FTW.  Wasn't she interested in the actual concert?
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 15, 2007, 12:34:43 PM
Yea, she got the great idea to call her crazy friend via my phone.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Sep 16, 2007, 03:45:19 PM
Were you at a Dave Matthews concert because that might explain it.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Sam on Sep 17, 2007, 05:33:16 PM
I say "I have no minutes" or "My battery's dead"

I say "No".

Unless it's a little old Mexican lady who gets rear-ended in front of me at a stop light by some asshole who takes off.  Then I let her call her husband, the dentist where she was headed over her lunch break, and the police station that turns out to be a block away.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Rama on Sep 17, 2007, 11:38:44 PM
I say "I don't have a cell phone." and then they look at me much the same way a man from the 21st century would look at a man from the Middle Ages. Then they ask me how I get by without it. To which I say it's pretty damn easy.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Sam on Sep 18, 2007, 08:45:05 AM
It would be amusing if you said that while holding a mobile phone in your hand.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Sep 18, 2007, 10:49:54 AM
I like how when I say I don't own cellphone how I get these looks of pity like someone would give a homeless kitten.  I sometimes have one with me, which is borrowed, but telling people that just seems to confuse them even more.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Shipley on Sep 18, 2007, 11:32:04 AM
I'd charge them a buck a minute. 5 minute minimum.  pay phone is cheaper, but you'd have to walk all the way over there....
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Merla on Sep 18, 2007, 11:37:45 AM
You reminded me of this girl in middle school that was charging people who wanted to use her hair spray. $.10 a spray! and people paid. hahahahah!!!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Rama on Sep 18, 2007, 04:09:43 PM
It would be amusing if you said that while holding a mobile phone in your hand.

If I had a moblie Phone in hand it would be one of those old ones that was as big as brick, and about as heavy.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 18, 2007, 04:11:34 PM
Keep a plastic toy phone handy to mess with them.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Sep 18, 2007, 05:57:20 PM
The reception is lousy but at least there's candy inside.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 20, 2007, 12:11:05 AM
One of my best friends is a librarian.
Or some other boring fuck-job that a cock-rank like you would want.


Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 20, 2007, 12:11:35 AM
Nah, I'm just kiddin.
Ba ha ha ha ha!
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Sep 20, 2007, 08:18:30 AM
Aw, you were?  :(
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Rama on Sep 20, 2007, 03:24:52 PM
Or was he? DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Merla on Sep 20, 2007, 03:37:02 PM
One of my best friends is a librarian.
Or some other boring fuck-job that a cock-rank like you would want.


It's a cushy job.  As for boring that depends on what kind of library you work in (academic, public, school, special (medical, corporate, industry, archives, museums, publishers)) and the type of work you do. 

Some librarians do a variety of tasks: reference (helping patrons find stuff), collection development (order books and weeding the collection), instruction (teaching classes), manning the chatroom, marketing the library, etc. 

Other librarians specialize: Systems (trouble shooting the integrated automated system and other technical equipment), web design, cataloging (entering the books into the OPAC (on-line public access catalog)), acquisitions (receiving book orders), grant writing. 

Also keep in mind that these different areas also have specializations.  For example in reference: Science and Engineering librarian, Government Documents librarian, Music librarian, etc.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: IDE on Sep 20, 2007, 05:37:49 PM
The librarian from ghostbusters is my favorite.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Rama on Sep 20, 2007, 10:17:11 PM
I've actually been trying to get on at the local Library. Good hours, I'm there a lot anyway, and it's not exactly a hard job. I got person on the inside willing to help me get on and now I'm just waiting for someone to quit or die. It could be either-or with those old Librarian bats.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2007, 12:54:39 AM
Like all government jobs, though.... hours are a difficult concern.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Sep 21, 2007, 01:08:31 AM
I got person on the inside willing to help me get on and now I'm just waiting for someone to quit or die. It could be either-or with those old Librarian bats.

:lmao:
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Rama on Sep 21, 2007, 03:43:39 AM
Seriously...half of them look like they have a room reserved a the deadsville motel already.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Merla on Sep 21, 2007, 12:09:16 PM
Like all government jobs, though.... hours are a difficult concern.

I'm not sure I am following you.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Merla on Sep 21, 2007, 12:22:40 PM
I was going to post about this yesterday but I forgot.

A co-worker pointed out to me that their was a wallet sitting on a table.  I look and sure enough there was.  There was a book bag on the fool and a coffe mug next to the wallet.  The other tables had people but none of them appeared to notice.  Another co-worker though it might belong to this one woman who was at the reference desk asking the librarian a question, but I didn't think so because the wallet did not appear to be a woman's wallet.  I went to ask if it was hers anyway and would you know the wallet was hers.  I swear sometimes people forget they are not at home. 

This incident reminded me one that happened a couple of years back.  Every summer the Univesity play host to different summer programs for high school students (PREP, upward bound, early college, etc.).  A group of about 7 girls came into the library, stayed about an hour and then left.  Later on someone tells me that their are all these purses sitting on a couch but no one is around.  :o I go collect them and place them on a book cart behind the counter.  Later on their sponser comes in for something and I tell him about the purses.  He cannot believe the girls just up and left them there.  :joe: Later all the girls come for their purses and I give each and everyone a good talking to.  Some people it seems are born without common sense.   ::)
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2007, 12:26:38 PM
If your library isn't used as a free day care, feel free to praise Cthulhu or the Flying Spaghetti Monster or whomever.  I've heard some amazing horror stories from a librarian friend.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Merla on Sep 21, 2007, 02:12:29 PM
We've had to call the police a few times.  We do not allow children under 14 unsupervised.  Once a woman left her 12 year old daughter here and some homeless guy hit on her.  The woman then got upset with us.   :raiseeyebrow:
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: IDE on Sep 21, 2007, 02:28:11 PM
That wallet may have belonged to the poor fool stuck under the book bag.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Merla on Sep 21, 2007, 02:41:26 PM
hahahaha.. it is to laugh.  I meant floor not fool. 
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Sep 21, 2007, 03:28:59 PM
I was like "what fool" and had to go back and look it over.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2007, 11:51:29 PM
Like all government jobs, though.... hours are a difficult concern.

I'm not sure I am following you.
If you are not full-time, you will never, ever get more than 19 hours. Strictatiously enforced.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Rama on Sep 22, 2007, 01:48:44 AM
Well that wouldn't be so bad. I'm just looking to make a little cash. Not really looking for a full time career or nothing. I'd find getting paid once a month (like all state workers do in MO) to be far more hassle then only working 19 hours a week.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 25, 2007, 11:18:30 PM
................................................. .........is it?
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Rama on Sep 26, 2007, 01:23:54 AM
Yes.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 26, 2007, 01:43:23 PM
Well, that settles that, then.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 28, 2007, 12:42:47 AM
Settles ass.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2007, 01:15:51 PM
Set less ass.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 29, 2007, 07:44:34 PM
Set list ass?
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Sep 30, 2007, 05:28:33 PM
Sat listless.




























Ass.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 01, 2007, 03:33:36 AM
Beck, there's some white stuff on the floor!  ::point::
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Oct 01, 2007, 01:50:38 PM
Thanks for pointing that out.  I could've slipped and fallen and not been able to get up like those old people.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 02, 2007, 04:41:52 AM
God damn, fuck damn.  :goddammit:

Play along, you Texan titty-tosser!
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Oct 03, 2007, 08:22:30 AM
Well I always said I'd toss them if they had teh cancer.  And then you'd be the belle of the ball.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 05, 2007, 07:37:00 AM
Please, I'm only like an A-cup.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Oct 05, 2007, 11:41:53 PM
Not if you gain some weight.  More mac 'n cheese, bitch.  Then you'd have some jugalicious man-titties.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 07, 2007, 03:33:12 AM
That's gross.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Shipley on Oct 07, 2007, 03:58:11 PM
I met a librarian the other day and asked her out on a date.  Maybe she can hook me up with some free books.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Rama on Oct 09, 2007, 09:45:51 AM
Just hope she doesn't end up "Over Due".

HA....get it....over due. No, eh......forget it.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Oct 09, 2007, 06:35:21 PM
You fool, that was your cue to make a joke about him "checking her out".  You lose.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Merla on Oct 09, 2007, 07:29:02 PM
brings a whole new meaning to getting Rowdy in the stacks.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: B E C K on Oct 10, 2007, 12:40:39 AM
Why'd you say that?  I'm certain no one but us is going to get the "Rowdy" thing.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 10, 2007, 08:42:51 AM
Dewey Decimal system? More like "DO HER" Decimal System!!! HA! I crack me up. Ha.
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Oct 11, 2007, 10:35:44 AM
 :blink:
Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Derrick on Oct 11, 2007, 01:37:41 PM
Dewey Decimal system? More like "DO HER" Decimal System!!! HA! I crack me up. Ha.

You're slowly becoming Carl.

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Title: Re: Working in a library
Post by: Rama on Oct 12, 2007, 04:53:43 PM
I thought sounded more like a Quagmire. It just needed the "Alll riiight" or "Giggity giggity"