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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Sep 05, 2007, 07:40:28 PM

Title: Someone I know gets life
Post by: The D on Sep 05, 2007, 07:40:28 PM

I saw it in today's paper while at the party store. Some guy I knew got life for murder.

Strange thing was, this guy was the nicest person you could ever know back when I knew him. He wasn't like most asshole black people his age. I wonder if they just picked up some random black guy, which happened to be him, and carted him off to jail.

Supposedly the murder involved adultery. Woman found out a guy was cheating on him. Woman gets a few guys with guns and does a drive by.

Bah, everyone has issues when people kill their spouses for adultery. Everyone's gone soft nowadays. Back in the biblical times, the adulterer would be stoned to death by the village. What ever happeend to a good stoning?

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: IDE on Sep 05, 2007, 07:43:16 PM

We should also bring back dueling. 

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: B E C K on Sep 05, 2007, 08:04:27 PM

With Yugioh cards.

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: The D on Sep 05, 2007, 08:05:20 PM

Hmm... summoning monsters with cards, and using the monsters to take over the planet...

Brilliant!

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: Rama on Sep 06, 2007, 12:36:55 AM

I got Life for Christmas once, but I lost all the cars pretty quick after that and it got shoved into the back of the closet where it hung out with my cousin who is firmly entrenched in there.

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: The D on Sep 06, 2007, 10:34:19 AM

your cousin needs to come out of the closet then. It's not a pretty place to be. I hear Tom Cruise is in there somewhere.

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: B E C K on Sep 06, 2007, 01:44:06 PM

I initially read this topic title as "someone I know gets a life" and I thought "good for him".

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: Merla on Sep 06, 2007, 01:58:44 PM

I did too.  :laugh:

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: IDE on Sep 06, 2007, 04:07:37 PM

me 3

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 06, 2007, 05:32:27 PM

Yeha I had already intended a post of "WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE, D?" But this quelled that. Bastard.

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: Sam on Sep 06, 2007, 06:00:30 PM

I would also like to add my name to the list of people that humorously misread the title of this topic

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: B E C K on Sep 06, 2007, 11:26:54 PM

Quote from: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 06, 2007, 05:32:27 PM

Yeha I had already intended a post of "WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE, D?" But this quelled that. Bastard.

You could've made it work, E.  Make it work.

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 07, 2007, 07:48:12 AM

But he never actually went to jail! So I can't say "Why can't YOU GET LIFE in PRISON, D?" At least I don't think he did.
Did he?

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: B E C K on Sep 07, 2007, 01:51:55 PM

You could've said "Why don't you get A life, D?"  Besides, we don't know if he didn't go to jail or not.  You can't know with the internets.

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: The D on Sep 08, 2007, 01:27:44 PM

What you don't realize is I'm posting from a prison cell where I have my own internet feed and cable tv.

Title: Re: Someone I know gets life
Post by: Rama on Sep 09, 2007, 02:09:25 AM

Thanks to the tax payer's dollars.