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Title: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 04, 2007, 12:05:26 PM
1.  I haven't seen it.

2.  It cost 85,000,000 to make.  Sock it to the starving orphans!

3.  It came out a week after Jurassic Park.  I loved Jurassic Park.

4.  ^The lawyer getting eaten by the dinosaur was great.

5.  Shane Black rewrote the script.  Shane Black was in Predator.  I loved Predator.

6.  Sharon Stone has a cameo in LAH.  She'll always be hot to me.

7.  But I still won't be seeing Basic Instinct 2.

8.  ^Along with everyone else.  Har.
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: The D on Sep 04, 2007, 03:09:05 PM
9. I haven't seen it.

10. It's probably one of the few Ahhhnold movies I haven't seen.

11. Was Ahhnold in this movie?

12. I haven't seen Conan either.

13. Why did you change the forum name anyway?
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: IDE on Sep 04, 2007, 03:35:05 PM
14. It has a cartoon detective cat.
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 04, 2007, 04:24:44 PM
Quote from: Dangerous D on Sep 04, 2007, 03:09:05 PM
9. I haven't seen it.

10. It's probably one of the few Ahhhnold movies I haven't seen.

11. Was Ahhnold in this movie?

What the hell?  You know he was, you said so right above.

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13. Why did you change the forum name anyway?

Somebody help this kid out.
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: Merla on Sep 04, 2007, 07:53:18 PM
No helps, he's beyond help.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 04, 2007, 08:17:16 PM
15.  Michael Vick's not in it.

16.  It doesn't have herpes like Michael Vick.

17.  Ian McKellen is Death.
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: Rama on Sep 04, 2007, 10:56:49 PM
18. Gangsters try to kill a rival gang with a deadly fart.
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 05, 2007, 12:20:42 AM
19.  Wizards may or may not appear.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 05, 2007, 10:20:18 AM
20. Mortal wounds are only flesh wounds in the movie world.
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Post by: IDE on Sep 05, 2007, 10:44:58 AM
21. Many custom contact lenses were featured.
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: Shipley on Sep 05, 2007, 11:19:12 AM
22. Sylvester Stallone in Terminator 2.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 05, 2007, 05:39:05 PM
23. Dude that movie was awesome. I haven't seen it in years though.
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 05, 2007, 08:35:45 PM
24.  LAH was apparently a true story, as a solid new action movie hero hasn't emerged in fucking years.
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 06, 2007, 12:23:37 AM
25. Angry Again, a Megadeth single

Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: Rama on Sep 06, 2007, 12:29:51 AM
26. First movie that used Sony Dynamic Digital Sound.
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Post by: Shipley on Sep 06, 2007, 12:32:59 AM
27. "What The Hell Have I" an Alice In Chains song consistently overlooked by a truly great band. 
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 06, 2007, 01:45:02 PM
28.  "Last Action Hero" opens the door for Shipley to do a pr0n, "Last Zaction Hero".
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: Merla on Sep 06, 2007, 01:58:08 PM
That kinda sounds like a porno.
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: Rama on Sep 06, 2007, 06:46:11 PM
29. They had to shut down Time Square so a giant ballon of Arnold could be brought in for the the shoot.
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 06, 2007, 11:39:23 PM
Quote from: Lady Merla Weller on Sep 06, 2007, 01:58:08 PM
That kinda sounds like a porno.

I'm sorry, that was a typo.  It should've read "Ass Zaction Hard-on".
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: Shipley on Sep 07, 2007, 09:51:59 AM
I'm ready for my close up.
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: Rama on Sep 07, 2007, 12:27:14 PM
Don't you mean money shot?
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 07, 2007, 01:47:17 PM
That's right, make a man out of Arnold.
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: Firebird1 on Sep 08, 2007, 01:50:21 AM
29.) Wait, someone remembers this Movie!! 

30) Where is the other half?
Title: Re: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 08, 2007, 01:04:20 PM
31.  The other half of what?