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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Aug 30, 2007, 04:09:07 PM

Title: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 30, 2007, 04:09:07 PM
Because bitch needs one here.  From the ever reliable, heh, FOXNews.com (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,295155,00.html):

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Meanwhile, after being accused of supplying drugs to Wilson, actor Steve Coogan vehemently denied allegations made by Wilson’s friend Courtney Love that he was responsible for supplying or encouraging Wilson’s drug use.

You mean being friends with Courtney Love isn't enough reason to off yourself?

Also, Samuel L. Jackson was visiting Wilson at the hospital and got after the cameras that were getting in his face.  He was using f-bombs and everything and I was all to Merla, "Holy shit, I didn't know he was like that in real life!"   :laugh:
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2007, 09:03:32 PM
Omg poor Owen Wilson. he's so fucking hot, and he always looked so happy and shit. damn. you neeever know.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: Merla on Aug 30, 2007, 09:18:09 PM
Depression can happen to anyone.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2007, 09:23:52 PM
You made me think....I bet he has a huge penis
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: Shipley on Aug 30, 2007, 09:54:59 PM
I've been a fan of his close to 10 years, ever since Bottle Rocket.  I hope he makes it ok, I'll still see everything he does.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: IDE on Aug 30, 2007, 11:28:30 PM
I think there was a study that said in some cases anti depressants can actually increase your thoughts of suicide.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 31, 2007, 08:05:19 AM
I would think it would depend on what sort of instability you have.  And whether or not you're friends with Courtney Love.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: IDE on Aug 31, 2007, 02:24:10 PM
I don't understand why celebrities would ever want to off themselves during the height of their careers...once they're washed up that's another story.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: The D on Aug 31, 2007, 02:43:47 PM
Omg poor Owen Wilson. he's so fucking hot, and he always looked so happy and shit. damn. you neeever know.

Hot? He has a crooked nose!!!

I don't understand why celebrities would ever want to off themselves during the height of their careers...once they're washed up that's another story.
Once they're washed up, no one gives a fuck about them. You want to kill yourself while you're still popular, so you're immoralized for all eternity.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 31, 2007, 04:29:13 PM
Exactly.  Nobody cares if a has-been offs himself.  If he does this thirty years later, ppl will be all "wha?  You mean he was still alive?"
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 31, 2007, 04:49:38 PM


Hot? He has a crooked nose!!!

So! One of my exes looks EXACTLY like him but with short hair! hmmmm
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 01, 2007, 08:52:36 PM
I think there's enough there that the nose can be safely negated.  Plus it adds, like, character.  I guess.  Whatever.  It kinda bugs me a little.  Not that I'd ever turn Owen Wilson away regardless, ho ho.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: IDE on Sep 01, 2007, 10:23:18 PM
...

That is why I'm going to become famous.  Because even without ever talking to the guy and no matter if he's in his 40s or what have you, as long as you're famous and attractive (if you want to call ron pearlman attractive) all the ladies (read 18 yr olds) want you.

It's like an unlimited rides pass at your favorite theme park.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 01, 2007, 11:22:34 PM
If the pictures you showed us of you are legit, you don't appear to actually need fame.  Doug needs fame.  Badly.  I don't even have to actually see him to know this.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: IDE on Sep 02, 2007, 12:13:39 AM
But fame eliminates my age problem! I'd never have to lie again!
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 02, 2007, 01:07:19 AM
Exactly, because it'll be all over Wikipedia.  As a "nobody", you can lie however much you want.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: IDE on Sep 02, 2007, 06:05:10 PM
Yeah but it won't matter.  Ron Pearlman went into a bar, did a rugby shot (where you take your shot of tequila and instead of sucking the lime you squirt the juice into your eye), and took home a 19 yr old chick.  He's like 40 something.

If it's good enough for hell boy it's good enough for me.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 03, 2007, 02:19:48 AM
You have a valid point.  Well, good luck with that.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: Merla on Sep 03, 2007, 03:27:06 PM
Omg poor Owen Wilson. he's so fucking hot, and he always looked so happy and shit. damn. you neeever know.

Hot? He has a crooked nose!!!




It's the beauty of imperfection. 

Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 03, 2007, 07:54:08 PM

It's the beauty humor of imperfection. 


Fixed.  Ho ho.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 03, 2007, 08:05:23 PM
PWNED.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: IDE on Sep 04, 2007, 12:30:13 AM
PHOTOSHOPPED!
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 04, 2007, 11:55:18 AM
I know!  Perhaps IDE can attain similar fame if we break his nose.  Let me try.  :)
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: Merla on Sep 04, 2007, 07:58:47 PM
Me too! Me too! I want a wack at it!  8)
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 04, 2007, 08:25:12 PM
He'll be so pummeled he'll be instantly famous!  Don't forget about us when you're rich!
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: Rama on Sep 04, 2007, 10:50:06 PM
Better use a bat....wouldn't want to hurt your hands you know.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 05, 2007, 12:11:21 AM
Breaking fingers on dudes' face is how you knows youse alive!
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: Rama on Sep 05, 2007, 10:24:53 AM
Well when you can't push the buttons on the elevator, don't come crying to me.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 05, 2007, 08:27:37 PM
God gave us elbows and toes for a reason.  Or for Zero, "no one".
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: Rama on Sep 06, 2007, 12:32:03 AM
I'm sure the Almighty had elevator button pushing in mind.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 06, 2007, 12:34:32 AM
Depression can happen to anyone.

Especially your sister.
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: Merla on Sep 06, 2007, 11:49:57 AM
Dude that harsh!  BOOOOOOO!!!!! :fingershake:
Title: Re: The Owen Wilson topic.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 06, 2007, 12:28:45 PM
*cuts self*