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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Aug 20, 2007, 08:14:23 PM

Title: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 20, 2007, 08:14:23 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6954728.stm


 :-[ ::)
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: B E C K on Aug 21, 2007, 01:16:01 AM
Argh, Jesus Christ.  And it was a birthday present, too.
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: IDE on Aug 22, 2007, 03:44:00 PM
Sheila the great!
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: B E C K on Aug 22, 2007, 06:22:08 PM
More like "Sheila the old and frail".  I know there's some joke here somewhere about the straw that broke the camel lover's back, but I can't quite bring it forth.
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: Rama on Aug 23, 2007, 12:30:25 AM
I think it might involve the camel's "hump."
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: B E C K on Aug 23, 2007, 12:37:33 AM
"Now that's a dry hump."  Hmmm.  No, that's not working for me.
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: Firebird1 on Aug 23, 2007, 12:40:37 AM
You think they would of seen what it was doing to the goat as evidence to.. oh how do I put this....


Find the camel a new home!

Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: B E C K on Aug 23, 2007, 12:58:01 AM
Well I'd imagine they'd have to seeing as the owner's dead.  The poor goat.  It reminds me of this movie I saw about two Indian lesbian wives called "Fire".  A minor part of the plot is that some dude that works for the family goes off to masterbate in front of the mute old grandmother.  And the grandmother tries and tries to communicate what's happening.  She had this little bell she uses and she rings it and shakes her head but no one knows what she means.  That goat is the old woman.  That bell must've been ringing for hours.
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 24, 2007, 09:50:09 AM
Well I'd imagine they'd have to seeing as the owner's dead.  The poor goat.  It reminds me of this movie I saw about two Indian lesbian wives called "Fire".  A minor part of the plot is that some dude that works for the family goes off to masterbate in front of the mute old grandmother.  And the grandmother tries and tries to communicate what's happening.  She had this little bell she uses and she rings it and shakes her head but no one knows what she means.  That goat is the old woman.  That bell must've been ringing for hours.


Wtf??
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2007, 12:06:00 PM
Firstly, did you read the article because it mentions the camel tried getting its mack on with a goat.  I then equated this to a scene in a movie where an old woman rings a bell for help by implying the goat was also ringing a bell for help when the camel attempted coitus.  I then implied that the camel tried this for hours at a time, many times, with the goat continuously ringing the bell in vain like the old woman in the movie did.
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: Rama on Aug 24, 2007, 12:08:18 PM
It needs pudding to be a really great flick.
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2007, 12:17:14 PM
It wasn't really great, not even with reasonably hot Indian lesbians and a Chinese chick.  I gave it three out of five stars in Netflix.  That's "liked it" not "hated it", "didn't like it", "really liked it", or "loved it".  I don't think a dump truck of pudding would've helped.
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: Rama on Aug 24, 2007, 12:21:24 PM
All good indie flicks about homosexual relationships have to have pudding. It's like a rule!
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2007, 01:14:02 PM
Male homosexual ones do, such as "Eating Out" and "Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds".
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: Rama on Aug 25, 2007, 01:59:42 AM
I would think a movie titled "Eating Out" would be tailor made for a Lesbian film.
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: B E C K on Aug 25, 2007, 02:45:45 PM
You would think so, but the synopsis and the cover art depict dudes.
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: Rama on Aug 27, 2007, 12:48:37 PM
Clearly a misdirection of creative vision.
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: B E C K on Aug 27, 2007, 02:44:39 PM
Clearly.
Title: Re: And JUST when you think you've heard it all...
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 27, 2007, 08:40:22 PM
Clearly a misdirection of creative vision.

Lol!