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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Shipley on Aug 18, 2007, 06:18:10 PM

Title: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: Shipley on Aug 18, 2007, 06:18:10 PM
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Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2007, 09:18:13 PM
:lol:  I'm there!
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: Shipley on Aug 19, 2007, 10:36:02 AM
i'm still chuckling at this.  i swear, no one laughs at my jokes more than me.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: B E C K on Aug 19, 2007, 02:24:28 PM
You should go post that on Zero's MySpace.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 19, 2007, 03:06:05 PM
I'm already camped out for it!
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: Shipley on Aug 19, 2007, 05:26:37 PM
You should go post that on Zero's MySpace.

way ahead of you
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 19, 2007, 09:03:58 PM
EH. I'll wait for the DVD so I can listen to the directors commentary.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: Rama on Aug 20, 2007, 12:09:46 AM
Tained in Vietnam? That's one hell of a face lift.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 20, 2007, 11:48:16 AM
So Nuri, Faye, Merla & Chelsey will show up at the premiere as Zero's arm candy, and the rest will be his posse?  I've got dibs on the Fran Dreschler in Spinal Tap gig.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: B E C K on Aug 21, 2007, 01:19:39 AM
Tained in Vietnam? That's one hell of a face lift.

I assumed it was suppose to be like an eighties style movie made in the eighties, so the Vietnam thing would be more plausible.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: Rama on Aug 21, 2007, 04:09:08 AM
Well as long as it's a eighties style movie made in the eighties then I guess it's ok. But it needs more Billy Zabka!
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: B E C K on Aug 21, 2007, 12:06:49 PM
Bolo plays the villain!  Bolo plays the villain!  And Zero's boss, the hard-boiled angry police chief who Zero suspects is in on the take in the beginning of the movie but turns out be a vindicated good guy, will be Bill Duke.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: Shipley on Aug 25, 2007, 06:56:57 PM
Vietnam is a place, not a time.  He was trained in Vietnam last year, at a dojo in Ho Chi Minh City.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: B E C K on Aug 27, 2007, 09:11:41 AM
Well that's decidedly less cool.  There's nothing hard-boiled about going there when the war's already over.  And what sort of training would he get in Vietnam anyway?  Not to mention why would the Vietnamese call their training facility a dojo?  Isn't that word Japanese?  Even if it has a Chinese root of some sort, that doesn't explain why Vietnamese people would be using it.  They have their own language.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: B E C K on Aug 27, 2007, 09:21:30 AM
Japanese - dojo
Korean - dojang
Chinese - kwoon

I can't find Vietnamese.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: Rama on Aug 27, 2007, 12:39:27 PM
Well that's decidedly less cool.  There's nothing hard-boiled about going there when the war's already over.



Indeed.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: Shipley on Aug 28, 2007, 02:11:34 AM
Aikido is a Japanese discipline.  his master is Japanese.  he just happened to immigrated to Vietnam because land was cheap after the war.

and don't forget he still has a family in the mafia and an attitude.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: B E C K on Aug 28, 2007, 12:23:42 PM
Heh.  Flopped.

(http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/forums/uploads/post-2-1188320739.jpg)
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: Rama on Aug 28, 2007, 12:50:16 PM
[in the style of Pace "New York City"] FULL SCREEN? [/in the style of Pace "New York City"]
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: B E C K on Aug 28, 2007, 05:30:19 PM
That's how badly it flopped.  I should've made "A laugh out loud party" bigger.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: Rama on Aug 29, 2007, 09:08:12 AM
You know instead of having his Master move to Vietnam after the war cause land was cheap. And then some mook getting on plane and paying this guy to train him, it'd be cooler if the Master was exiled from Japan after World War 2 for not accepting American occupation. Then the Vietcong leaves Zero, who was a member of an elite Special Forces group, for dead after wiping out his squad.  He is saved by this Master, who then agrees to teach him. The master learns that not all Americans are blue eyed devils while Zero learns the ancient arts.

Meanwhile back in American a rival Mob family kills off all of Zero's family in attempt to gain soul control of the city. Hearing rumors of a surviving member of the family in Vietnam, they track him down, but kill his master instead. So Zero returns to the states to not only avenge his family and Master, but to reclaim his rightful place as the Don of the Mafia.


Now that's a movie right there.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2007, 05:51:05 PM
I dare you to write that up and sell it.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: Rama on Aug 30, 2007, 08:47:53 AM
I don't know if I want to give Shipley a story credit and thus a precent of my payday.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: B E C K on Aug 30, 2007, 03:35:53 PM
Change some of the elements.  Like Cambodia instead of 'Nam.  Kung-fu instead of Akido, it's cooler anyway.  A female Chinese master instead of a male Japanese one.
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: Merla on Aug 30, 2007, 09:09:14 PM
Wait a minute!  It's a Disney movie?  It's gotta suck. 
Title: Re: Awesome new movie coming
Post by: B E C K on Aug 31, 2007, 08:10:31 AM
You'll watch a Bug's Life ad infinitum but not this?