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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Aug 12, 2007, 03:12:50 AM

Title: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 12, 2007, 03:12:50 AM

We've been feeding this stray cat for a while now and we nicknamed her Lily.  Well we see "her" lying down on the neighbor's porch and from the view of a large pair of balls we were getting, it turns out she's a dude.  My total bad!  :stickdance:

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 12, 2007, 10:51:55 AM

I was reading with rapt attention. ANd almost misspelled Rapt with Rape. Which would've been so very wrong.

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 12, 2007, 08:42:26 PM

You sick fuck!!

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 13, 2007, 08:31:36 AM

I'm sorry! I was channeling Doug for a minute!!! FORGIVE ME!

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 13, 2007, 03:44:04 PM

At the very least, "Lily" appears to be of age. :joe:

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: Rama on Aug 13, 2007, 04:05:30 PM

Dude looks like a lady.

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 13, 2007, 04:11:01 PM

Oh my God, that must have been the most embarassing moment of your life.

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 14, 2007, 03:30:33 AM

I know!  I just thank Gawd cats don't possess the powet of speech!  I'm just gonna go ahead, be who I am and continue feeding her even though he has balls.  Winners don't do drugs.

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 14, 2007, 08:12:38 AM

I gotcha beat.
I lent a customer a quarter for the lockers about forty five minutes before I checked out of work.
So I'm about ready, look at the lockers to see if the quarter was there, and I assumed the woman was gone and so was my quarter.
Me: "Gah. Wench stole my quarter! The Wench!"
Wench in Question: "No, I'm right here."
Turns out she was in line and came up behind me to get said quarter.
A little embarassing.

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: The D on Aug 14, 2007, 11:36:23 AM

Help control the pet population. Have your cats spayed or neutered.

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 14, 2007, 10:31:24 PM

Mine are spayed and indoors.  This one isn't mine though.  But I don't let hungry animals starve.

Quote from: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 14, 2007, 08:12:38 AM

I gotcha beat.
I lent a customer a quarter for the lockers about forty five minutes before I checked out of work.
So I'm about ready, look at the lockers to see if the quarter was there, and I assumed the woman was gone and so was my quarter.
Me: "Gah. Wench stole my quarter! The Wench!"
Wench in Question: "No, I'm right here."
Turns out she was in line and came up behind me to get said quarter.
A little embarassing.

Where's the gender switch darn it!?

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 15, 2007, 06:40:42 AM

Just call him Lilo and hope you didn't scarred him for the rest of his lives.

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 15, 2007, 12:42:31 PM

He's probably so confused right now.

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 15, 2007, 01:17:59 PM

Lilo as in Lilo & Stitch?  Ironically, I was thinking Lola as in the old Kinks song about the transvestite.   

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: IDE on Aug 16, 2007, 05:25:09 PM

Call him Leo.

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 16, 2007, 09:35:31 PM

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Aug 15, 2007, 06:40:42 AM

Just call him Lilo and hope you didn't scarred him for the rest of his lives.

The funny thing is we were already doing that, as a nickname to Lily.  Now we just call him Lilo.  I wish I had thought of the Lola thing earlier.

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 20, 2007, 08:30:26 PM

Liliputo?

Title: Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
Post by: B E C K on Aug 21, 2007, 12:33:39 AM

You want me to call him a puto?