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Title: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: The D on Aug 07, 2007, 01:32:14 PM
Last Saturday a bunch of people I know where going out to hang out at a couple places. I only knew about half a dozen of these people, but they invited their friends, and they invited theirs, so there was a good 25-30 people who came along. Most of them were geeks of some sort (scifi geeks, car geeks, computer geeks, gamers), or goths, emos, outcasts of all sorts. We went out and invaded a resturant, a mini-golf/go cart place, an arcade, and some other places, and then split and went our own ways. Some people I didn't know said they were going to have a party at their apartment, and it was only 10 minutes from my house.

So we went to the store, bought some liquor and party stuff, and followed the tenants to their apartment. There was about 10 or so people there, only two females, but your typical group of outcast-type college age people, with food and alcohol flowing, big screen tv and satelite. A drinking game commensed. There was some making out between the two females and their boyfriends. Fun was had.

Now, there was one female that I thought looked the best out of both females. She was very thin, and small of chest, but wore typical female clothing like tight shirt and jeans, and had a rather rough (smoker type) female voice, as well as emo glasses and black short hair. So she was dressed rather gothic. She also had a boyfriend. But I thought she looked rather attractive, and if it turned into an orgy I'd rather have her than the chubby chick in the other corner. I think the emo hairstyle should have tipped me off....

So I'm sitting there drinking, and then I notice something. Everyone at the party is referring to this girl as "him" and it finally hits me like a fucking brick. This "she" is some kind of gay crossdressing freak. And I had thought he was hot. Mind you, if you were to see this person on the street, you would think they were female too.

I took the bottle of alcohol I had in my hand, which was my first and only partially gone, and gulped the entire thing. I considered drinking a lot more, but ended up gorging on some food and then excusing myself, saying I was tired, and got the fuck outta there.

.....fucking goths/emos.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 07, 2007, 04:23:43 PM
I have nothing to say except for:  PWNED
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 07, 2007, 05:00:13 PM
Doug knows all there is to know about the crying game.
He's had his share of the crying game.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: IDE on Aug 07, 2007, 05:03:09 PM
Mind you, if you were to see this person on the street, you would think they were female too.

Wrong.

I can spot a trap from a mile away...and you should be able to as well.


gb24chan and lurk moar
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: B E C K on Aug 07, 2007, 05:23:05 PM
You should've done him anyway.  Horror is waking up in a motel bathtub sans a kidney.  Quit crying.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: The D on Aug 09, 2007, 06:02:00 PM
If I would have done "him", I'd probably kill myself afterwards.


....oh wait... that's the idea isn't it....
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 09, 2007, 06:21:27 PM
Pretty much.

Shame you're not smart enough to realize that telling us all of this is about as bad as actually having fucked said dude.  My advice, just go ahead, be who you are and do what makes you happy.  :guitar:

Winners don't do drugs.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: The D on Aug 09, 2007, 06:46:08 PM
I guess being thought of as gay or bi is better than being thought of as a pedo.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: B E C K on Aug 09, 2007, 08:54:25 PM
By miles.  I still don't see how you call this a "horror" story when you probably didn't even have a shot at the guy to begin with.  It was probably more terrifying for the other dude.  :lol:
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 09, 2007, 09:11:32 PM
I guess being thought of as gay or bi is better than being thought of as a pedo.

Don't sell yourself short Doug!  You can be thought of as both!  Why, you can be our very own Jeffrey Jones!
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: The D on Aug 10, 2007, 06:01:59 PM
By miles.  I still don't see how you call this a "horror" story when you probably didn't even have a shot at the guy to begin with.  It was probably more terrifying for the other dude.  :lol:

He was gay and he had a boyfriend. And I didn't hit on him. Thank god.

Fucking androgynous emos.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: B E C K on Aug 10, 2007, 06:03:06 PM
Don't be hatin'.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: The D on Aug 11, 2007, 09:48:41 AM
Emos deserve the hate. What with all that wrist cutting and crappy haircuts.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 11, 2007, 10:27:46 AM
I work with two emos and that number is going to increase slightly soon since they got some of their emo friends jobs.

It makes me depressed.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: Rama on Aug 12, 2007, 01:45:36 AM
Don't let it. They feed on that and use it to reproduce.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: B E C K on Aug 12, 2007, 08:48:04 PM
I thought those were Dementors.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: Rama on Aug 13, 2007, 12:27:27 AM
Who is to say they arn't under those cowls.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: B E C K on Aug 13, 2007, 03:45:29 PM
I did not consider this.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: Rama on Aug 13, 2007, 03:56:32 PM
Although I would be dispointed if they glided up and pulls the cowl off to reveal a guy with women's makeup on, who talks about how much he hates his father......constantly. Although that would  explain why people near them lose the will to live.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: The D on Aug 13, 2007, 06:25:54 PM
It's not the constant depression that I hate about emos, it's their fashion style. Especially the hair. "I'm dressing like this because I'm unique." "But your clothes and especially your hair look like every other emo." "SHUT UP I'M SPECIAL! *starts crying and hurting themselves*"
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: B E C K on Aug 14, 2007, 03:39:11 AM
Although I would be dispointed if they glided up and pulls the cowl off to reveal a guy with women's makeup on, who talks about how much he hates his father......constantly. Although that would  explain why people near them lose the will to live.

Something like that has to make your book somewhere.  :lol:

It's not the constant depression that I hate about emos, it's their fashion style. Especially the hair. "I'm dressing like this because I'm unique." "But your clothes and especially your hair look like every other emo." "SHUT UP I'M SPECIAL! *starts crying and hurting themselves*"

Good lard, I'm sorry dude but that has to be the worst reason to hate someone ever.  Anyone that puts more than five minutes into what they wear thinks they're special and unique.  Do you go up to these people and start crap with them or something?  The lady doth protest too much, methinks.  BTW, lady = you.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 14, 2007, 01:49:10 PM
Doug, be grateful you didn't have to endure the elitist disco crowd.  Ten minutes of white polyester-suited guys with one long pinky nail to scoop coke with and over-permed girls with angular slashes of blush one could scrape off with a trowel, and you'd be crying and hurting yourself.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 14, 2007, 08:11:01 PM
When I read the title I thought that our little D had finally lost his virginity :'(
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: B E C K on Aug 14, 2007, 10:34:19 PM
He did... with his cup of punch and a napkin.  Hence this thread.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 15, 2007, 06:38:16 AM
But I meant virginity in a more sexual way! Last time I was here, he was still a virgin. Is he still one>???
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: Rama on Aug 15, 2007, 03:45:57 PM
Don't know. Don't care.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 16, 2007, 07:57:22 AM
That's pretty crazy stuff.
Just keep reminding yourself that people who appear other than the gender they really are is going to be something that causes hardly even a second though by the time we all have children who get to be adults.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: IDE on Aug 16, 2007, 05:21:03 PM
If I was going to bet on D's v-badge...

I'd bet he still has it.

Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: B E C K on Aug 16, 2007, 09:28:46 PM
That's pretty crazy stuff.
Just keep reminding yourself that people who appear other than the gender they really are is going to be something that causes hardly even a second though by the time we all have children who get to be adults.

Do you mean to say the sexo-change-o ray will be invented by then?  And we could change our gender around like those frogs, and to a lesser extent, those trannie-dinosaurs in Jurassic Park?  I wouldn't use it.  I don't want a thing!
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: IDE on Aug 17, 2007, 01:03:00 AM
you can borrow mine.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: B E C K on Aug 17, 2007, 11:52:38 AM
Aw, thank you.  You're a nice guy after all.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 17, 2007, 01:31:25 PM
Can I borrow it for performance reviews?  If I have a penis, I'll get more money.  I'll cut you in, of course.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: B E C K on Aug 17, 2007, 03:32:04 PM
That's a great idea.  I'd like to borrow it whenever the time comes to get an internship.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: The D on Aug 17, 2007, 03:37:07 PM
But I meant virginity in a more sexual way! Last time I was here, he was still a virgin. Is he still one>???

Well, most people around these parts think I done slept with a teenager. Which would make me not a virgin. I'll just leave it up in the air anyway, since I don't think anyone really cares.

You're not offering yourself to me, are you faye? o_O
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: B E C K on Aug 17, 2007, 03:45:59 PM
Try offering her some jew gold.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: IDE on Aug 17, 2007, 09:16:41 PM
You guys can time share it.  Just walk into your bosses offices waving it around like a scepter.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2007, 01:50:42 AM
Awesome.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 18, 2007, 06:42:58 AM
 So are they detachable penii or just the mini-firehose variety?
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 20, 2007, 08:25:10 PM
But I meant virginity in a more sexual way! Last time I was here, he was still a virgin. Is he still one>???

Well, most people around these parts think I done slept with a teenager. Which would make me not a virgin. I'll just leave it up in the air anyway, since I don't think anyone really cares.

You're not offering yourself to me, are you faye? o_O
I'm just curious!
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: B E C K on Aug 21, 2007, 01:26:01 AM
Noting the lack of "no".  :joe:  :lol:
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 21, 2007, 07:56:50 PM
nonononono!
lol
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: IDE on Aug 21, 2007, 11:10:39 PM
So are they detachable penii or just the mini-firehose variety?

I like the hose scenario where I'm outside the building drinking coffee.
Title: Re: My drunken pary horror story (or: watch who you fuck at a drunken party)
Post by: B E C K on Aug 22, 2007, 03:05:45 PM
I'm a detachable fan myself.  You might be crabby that day, and that way I won't have to deal with you.  :)