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Title: Parents rethink baby's name.
Post by: B E C K on Oct 08, 2004, 03:30:40 AM: http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&cl...96721177237A551 (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1096721177237A551)

Drew Peacock! :lol:
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 08, 2004, 04:24:42 AM: That kid should be allowed to sue his parents when he grows up.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 08, 2004, 04:32:24 AM: Oh definetely.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 08, 2004, 09:12:39 AM: Maybe Drew can hang out with that Tampona girl!
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Post by: ekerou on Oct 08, 2004, 09:19:03 AM: or dweezel and moon-unit zappa
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 08, 2004, 01:34:09 PM: Yeah, but not my kids! Mien will set fire to their villages.
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 08, 2004, 08:47:13 PM: Your kids will have enough problems, especially the one you call Sephiroth.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 08, 2004, 09:05:04 PM: now that ive think about it, if i have a 2nd son, i'd name him Rainiero, like the king!
awesome and powerful name
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 08, 2004, 10:50:06 PM: Your kids are gonna sue you too.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 08, 2004, 10:52:15 PM: For the name, or teh AIDs?
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 09, 2004, 01:15:53 AM: Quote
now that ive think about it, if i have a 2nd son, i'd name him Rainiero, like the king!
awesome and powerful name
That name sounds perfect for a child of yours. :lol:
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 09, 2004, 03:07:08 AM: Quote
Your kids will have enough problems, especially the one you call Sephiroth.
............ :angry: .........I'll call you Sephiroth!
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 09, 2004, 10:17:34 AM: I'm not that crazy.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 09, 2004, 01:51:56 PM: Quote

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now that ive think about it, if i have a 2nd son, i'd name him Rainiero, like the king!
awesome and powerful name
That name sounds perfect for a child of yours. :lol:
B)
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Post by: Orez Artxe on Oct 10, 2004, 02:08:49 AM: Some of the shit celebrities name their kids is downright ridiculous.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 10, 2004, 11:18:44 AM: the worse name ive ever heard is "apple" wtf she must have been on crack
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 10, 2004, 11:42:52 AM: I like it, it beats the hell outta 'Briana' or 'Triana' or any of that super-girlie shit.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 10, 2004, 11:50:30 AM: SOme of the best pr0n stars have Briana as their name.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Oct 10, 2004, 11:52:14 AM: If you're into barnyard pr0n...
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 10, 2004, 12:01:36 PM: Baa-a-a-a-a-aaaa, and I prefer women with real tits, and who look like they are getting fucked. Briana sits there and looks at the camera, and her lesbian scenes are awful. I'd rather watch Girls gone wild, at least those bitches are getting exploited.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 10, 2004, 08:16:16 PM: Fuck an Apple. Stupid, stupid name.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 10, 2004, 08:21:12 PM: :lol:
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 10, 2004, 08:25:46 PM: Courtney Cox got picked on for naming hers Coco but it's stylish and everyone loves chocolate and fashion. What the fuck did an Apple ever do? Ipod? Mac? Lameness.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 10, 2004, 08:34:53 PM: Coco!! hahaha Coco means 3 things in spanish:
1) coconut
2) A.k.a of Jorges
3) the name of a well-known transexual(artist)
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 10, 2004, 10:09:56 PM: That just makes it a bad Spanish name. :lol:
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 10, 2004, 11:23:41 PM: Makes me think of Coco Chanel.

No, the problem with this particular naming is that she's named Coco Cox.
Un-good.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 10, 2004, 11:42:31 PM: With her husband, she's lucky the kid came out with a brain.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 11, 2004, 12:14:58 AM: Coco Arquette.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 11, 2004, 12:02:17 PM: It's dangerous to name girls after things that can be orally consumed. I predict both of those kids will either be the class ho's or lifers for snapping and murdering their parents in a blood-splattering rage. :P
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 11, 2004, 12:47:33 PM: Heh heh heh. Orally.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 12, 2004, 11:41:28 PM: Oh yeah, and she did name her after Coco Chanel. Megs, try naming a kid Coco Sephiroth and see the fun begin.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 13, 2004, 04:14:41 AM: I'll see you begin. <_<
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 13, 2004, 07:37:56 AM: Quote
I'll see you begin. <_<
When will your funny return, sir?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 13, 2004, 08:54:01 AM: After my kindness does.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 13, 2004, 08:58:44 AM: Tom's a cranky monkey this morning. :unsure:
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 13, 2004, 09:38:04 AM: Blame a evil professor who's assigned us 11 books to read so far, and now she won't tell us anything about the midterm save... 'study what you have read and done in class' so now I gotta read ALOT of material, and prepare for an exam that I dunno what is going to be on it >.<

And I am always cranky. It goes with being an evil monkey.
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 13, 2004, 10:36:20 AM: Quote
Oh yeah, and she did name her after Coco Chanel. Megs, try naming a kid Coco Sephiroth and see the fun begin.
Not Coco Sephiroth, Choco Sephiroth. Then it'll match.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 13, 2004, 07:43:44 PM: Quote

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Oh yeah, and she did name her after Coco Chanel. Megs, try naming a kid Coco Sephiroth and see the fun begin.
Not Coco Sephiroth, Choco Sephiroth. Then it'll match.
:lol:
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 13, 2004, 09:18:51 PM: Hey that's actually not a bad idea!

:: Becomes even crazier ::
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 13, 2004, 11:07:57 PM: I am so going to make my neice/nephew beat up your kids.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 14, 2004, 03:41:18 PM: I'm gonna slap you in the tits.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 14, 2004, 05:30:34 PM: real men kick women in the camel toe.
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 14, 2004, 06:31:40 PM: *stabs Megs and Toe*

Shut the fuck up. You can't hit me, I'll press sexual harassment charges!
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 14, 2004, 07:09:25 PM: You just attempted to murder me and now you gonna press sexual harassment charges? I see why you call yourself Bitch.
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 14, 2004, 07:56:16 PM: Don't be such a crybaby. I didn't try to murder you, just wound you fatally. Duh.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 14, 2004, 09:28:56 PM: :wub:
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 14, 2004, 09:32:37 PM: ...

Eeewww...
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 14, 2004, 11:33:57 PM: you started.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2004, 01:09:40 AM: I smell our first Sphere wedding!
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 15, 2004, 08:29:18 AM: If I have to marry him, I get to use him as a slave. Not a sex slave, but just to do stuff for me.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 15, 2004, 10:32:32 AM: *gives Bitch a rolling pin for a wedding present*

This should take care of any protests regarding that arrangement.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 16, 2004, 12:13:05 AM: Quote
If I have to marry him, I get to use him as a slave. Not a sex slave, but just to do stuff for me.
B-but that's what a marriage is.
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 16, 2004, 12:25:50 AM: But I don't need a sex slave. :|
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 16, 2004, 02:00:06 AM: No, I don't mean as a sex slave, as just a plain ol' slave.

And EW! :lol:
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 16, 2004, 07:46:57 AM: It scares me the way some women see marriage.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 16, 2004, 09:27:40 AM: And to think that gay people would upset the sanctity of marriage!!
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Post by: The D on Oct 16, 2004, 12:42:03 PM: Quote
Don't be such a crybaby. I didn't try to murder you, just wound you fatally. Duh.
*in clinton voice* "It depends on your definition... of murder... "
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Post by: Bitch on Oct 16, 2004, 05:26:38 PM: *murders Doug*
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 16, 2004, 05:54:05 PM: Quote
You just attempted to murder me and now you gonna press sexual harassment charges? I see why you call yourself Bitch.
Ha ha ha.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 16, 2004, 07:55:00 PM: I like this thread, two and half thumbs up.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 17, 2004, 09:17:53 PM: Where'd the half come from?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 17, 2004, 10:05:30 PM: His penis.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 17, 2004, 10:22:12 PM: I didn't know the penis was an extra thumb.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 17, 2004, 11:05:18 PM: depends on the man.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 17, 2004, 11:21:49 PM: And the size.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 18, 2004, 04:43:18 AM: :lol:
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 18, 2004, 08:01:50 AM: Please don't make fun of my penis, he hasn't been aroused for awhile, and he's afraid he'll stay that way.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 18, 2004, 10:48:34 AM: o.o You need some pr0n?
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 18, 2004, 11:59:59 AM: Quote
o.o You need some pr0n?
Yes, actually.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 18, 2004, 01:37:15 PM: http://www.lolitampegs.com/home.html (http://www.lolitampegs.com/home.html)

Best one ever.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 18, 2004, 03:13:07 PM: Quote
http://www.lolitampegs.com/home.html (http://www.lolitampegs.com/home.html)

Best one ever.
You got issues.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 18, 2004, 05:19:20 PM: Quote
http://www.lolitampegs.com/home.html (http://www.lolitampegs.com/home.html)

Best one ever.
That's gross. I'd post some links to good pr0n (http://www.marinestoday.com/test3.php?action=personal&cam=13) but I dont need the women who post here to hate me anymore than they already do.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 18, 2004, 05:56:01 PM: You're my new best friend.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 18, 2004, 08:02:03 PM: They all say that but in the end I'm left cold, naked and alone.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 18, 2004, 08:09:17 PM: You like it.
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Post by: B E C K on Oct 19, 2004, 11:46:52 PM: Quote
Please don't make fun of my penis, he hasn't been aroused for awhile, and he's afraid he'll stay that way.
From some of the things you've told us, I'd say he's been aroused enough.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 19, 2004, 11:52:52 PM: Yeah, for lolitas.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 20, 2004, 12:06:25 AM: Hhhhhhmmmm :D
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 21, 2004, 12:07:27 AM: Ever seen that movie Lolita? That little bitch was hot.