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Title: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Aug 01, 2007, 06:40:52 PM
Starting off with this absolutely shocking clip I found on Youtube. This was aired just a few days ago. 4chan is in the fucking news!!! O_O

Anonymous investigation. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pyR_90RdOg)

This is a REAL news story! I checked their website and found the same video (http://www.myfoxla.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=F3DC01EBA30F962C6B98F8F9DB2326FE?contentId=3894628&version=7&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1)!

I knew there would be a day when the shit would hit the fan... when the feds would discover 4chan.... and it would all start to end....



...HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!! O_O
Breaking news alert! 4chan is going to blow up the internets! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STEnEGF-24c)
Whoops, it was a hoax!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij3ymiDWhdM)
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 02, 2007, 11:31:20 AM
I saw that clip the other night.
Title: AMVs?
Post by: The D on Aug 02, 2007, 07:25:50 PM
I'm pondering whether to start an AMV of the week thread here, but wondering if people would look at them (I'd link them from Youtube).
Title: Re: AMVs?
Post by: B E C K on Aug 02, 2007, 09:33:40 PM
You already have a you-tube thread.  Don't be so redundant.  Merge.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: Merla on Aug 03, 2007, 12:56:35 PM
Duh! :P
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Aug 03, 2007, 04:36:16 PM
True, but different topic. This was supposed to be just random vid thread.

To make your ears bleed: 500+ Desu Combo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkVYHUMCCwc), every single desu in Rozen Maiden. Needs more Desu.

Makes me want to go get my Suiseiseki pic again.


Summary of the two videos in my first post:

Anonymous from the 4chan article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan) at wikipedia
Quote
On July 26, 2007, Fox 11 News in Los Angeles, California aired a report on "Anonymous," calling users of *chan imageboards a group of "hackers on steroids". The report covers an attack on a MySpace user, who claimed to have had his MySpace account hacked into by "Anonymous", and plastered with explicit images of a homosexual nature uploaded by the hackers. The MySpace user also claimed that a virus written by "Anonymous" hackers were sent to him and to thirty two other friends on his MySpace contact list, crashing their computers. Fox news also covered "raids" on Habbo Hotel and "a campaign to spoil the new Harry Potter book ending", and the previously mentioned NFL bomb threat hoax.

It is most likely this report is directed towards users of 4chan and 420chan, due to a high level of involvement by both websites in activities shown in the video. Although Fox does not explicitly mention 4chan, it does implicate similar sites. The news piece made reference to "secret websites," whereas 4chan and similar imageboards (420chan's Invasion board /i/ is clearly shown) are not private and are available to view publicly.

Bomb Hoax
Some guy posted a bomb threat on some forum. He forgot the FBI (especially nowadays) takes that very seriously. But the threat was reposted on 4chan, and for some reason the media showed 4chan instead of the first site. I find it amusing that, although they show the front page of 4chan, they don't talk about the contents of the site. I expected them to be like "The guy who did the bomb threat was a member of 4chan, a site of sick fetishes and racist content...."


Some more videos, these of 4channers calling prank calls to various talk shows.
Barrel Roll! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7WAGYAkf98)
4chan on Tom Green show... 4CHAAAAAANNNN! LOL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBeDweZBpbU) <-- Tom Green needs to shave! @_@
4chan prank calls Girltalk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m3vQkdzky4)
No wonder Tom Green can't get a job. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mlZydYteF8)
4chan prank calls Hal Turner (a racist with his own radio show) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFIEx_E-XU)
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: Sam on Aug 03, 2007, 04:58:48 PM
The sooner 4chan and anyone that posts on it is destroyed, the better our society will be.  I've never seen a place breed as much stupid as that cesspool does.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Aug 03, 2007, 05:45:06 PM
Truth. I gave up posting on /b/ just because it ceased being random, thanks to all the memes.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: B E C K on Aug 03, 2007, 08:24:35 PM
I have no idea what 4chan is except I keep seeing the name thrown around.  That and a bunch of perverts appear to have gathered there, much like mosquitos do near the inside of a tire after it rains.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Aug 04, 2007, 02:35:34 PM
I'd stay away from most of it. There are a few good pic boards, like anime, anime wallpapers, and cars and shit, but the rest of it's pr0n, wierd pr0n, VERY WEIRD PORN, barely legal pr0n, and sick discusting shit.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: IDE on Aug 05, 2007, 09:46:16 PM
Everyone likes those cat pictures though but no one gives credit to 4chan where they were all stolen from.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Aug 20, 2007, 05:34:19 PM
Reviving the yew-tube thread with these really wierd clips from an old claymation show called "the adventures of mark twain".

The mysterious stranger (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qowm1uor-0Q)

Adam & Eve (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMIzhxcXnxA)
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: IDE on Aug 20, 2007, 05:50:55 PM
Those seem familiar I think I saw them when I was little.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: Rama on Aug 21, 2007, 04:58:07 AM
I remember that show. It use to come on Sun. afternoon here after Star Trek: TNG.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 21, 2007, 07:38:00 AM
Look up YuGiOh from a guy called littlekuriboh. Guy cuts them episodes down and redubs them for hilarity. You Tube always take'sem down, but people keep putting them back up.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Aug 23, 2007, 07:52:55 PM
You guys remember Max Headroom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzxHDqUz8Sk), 80's tv show with an eccentric AI for the main character?
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: B E C K on Aug 23, 2007, 08:04:43 PM
I know Bernie does if only because Max Headroom came up in another topic somewhere.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: B E C K on Aug 23, 2007, 08:06:18 PM
Ah, Aliens In The Family thread. (http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=1394.0)  Don't think you weren't back yet.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: Rama on Aug 24, 2007, 03:41:54 AM
I remember Max...I also remember the Pepsi tie in as well.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2007, 12:13:16 PM
I remember Max Headroom literally in name only.  Your mention of Pepsi reminded me of that annoying-as-shit Pepsi girl that use to have commercials that would be shown in the theater before the movie.  Strangely, saying that has me now craving a Coke.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: IDE on Aug 24, 2007, 02:59:17 PM
I saw the little pepsi girl in a recent "where are they now" thing.  She's still pretty cute.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2007, 09:17:07 PM
BLARGH.  That gross imp isn't cute.  :puke:
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 25, 2007, 08:41:40 AM
Gummi Bears. Oh lord.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: IDE on Aug 25, 2007, 11:28:57 AM
Bouncing here and there and everywhere?
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: B E C K on Aug 25, 2007, 02:32:47 PM
I never watched Gummi Bears.  I never came home early enough to anyway.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: Shipley on Aug 29, 2007, 02:13:41 AM
some of you know this already, but I post videos on youtube.  a lot of videos.

http://www.youtube.com/faketrout

been on there since last march, and I average about 2 videos a week these days. just posted one today, and have 2 more almost ready to go.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: IDE on Aug 29, 2007, 12:35:36 PM
I like how she ignored you until you told her not to look at you, so of course she looked at you.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Aug 29, 2007, 06:31:06 PM
There seems to be a theme here  :joe:

Bush sings Bloody Sunday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_vv12NSSZ4)

Bush and Blair - Endless Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5-BUjE8l2k)

Bush and Blair - At the gay bar! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTzs9G-VOZ4)

Scarborough Country - Is Bush an idiot? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whhbPVrb5KM)

Dumps hates Bush (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a30rJQbDDno) (has 6666 comments)

Letterman's top 10 Bush moments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8px_KyIFyo)
Bush:
"If it feels good do it. If you got a problem, blame somebody else."
"The left hand now knows what the right hand is doing."

More top 10 moments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8ujuggH6jc)

Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Sep 04, 2007, 03:35:32 PM
Saved from page 2! (but possibly to no avail)

Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww)

So, some dumb blonde bitch from the south is asked a question about the fact that 20% of Americans can't find the US on a map, and what she would do about it. And she replies with an answer that has nothing to do with the question, which just shows that she's a dumb cum bucket.




Did you guys hear about the UFO footage from the Caribbean? Seems someone posted very realistic UFO footage on Youtube, but the videos have all been removed. And someone came forward and said he created it as a hoax.

Nevermind, found them:


Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: B E C K on Sep 04, 2007, 04:09:48 PM
That's old.  But harsh!  Wow, a dumb teen beauty contestant.  Reeeeeally?  It's not like it's a contest for Miss Rocket Scientist.  Is she easy on the eyes?  Yes.  Can she probably suck a cock?  Yep.  As far as God's concerned, his work has far been finished.  My concern is for the bitch that read the question.  Why did you need to look at your cue card so long for such a simple question?  And how did you manage to misspell both "Amy" and "Tea garden"?  Now that's funny.

I like this version of it though: 
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Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: IDE on Sep 04, 2007, 04:46:45 PM
I want to believe.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: Merla on Sep 04, 2007, 07:51:42 PM
Damn D! You are rather harsh on the poor thing.  I agree it was dumb nonsense answer, she just chocked and got nervous.  It could happen to anyone.  I don't see you anywhere on the public stage.  Have some compassion.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: IDE on Sep 04, 2007, 10:46:09 PM
With answers like that she better learn to over come her choking reflex.


There are people that sometimes get nervous and give bad answers off the cuff.  Then there are people that call Iraq "The" Iraq.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: B E C K on Sep 05, 2007, 12:10:15 AM
Heh, I wouldn't go so far as to actually have compassion for her.  I just don't think you should express disbelief that gold doesn't come out of a rat's ass.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Sep 05, 2007, 08:16:25 PM
I think she looks too much like Britney Spears.

And, because I had no where else to post it....

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i300/Madwithstaples/1159067603692.gif)

Ouch!  :laugh:
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Sep 05, 2007, 10:37:00 PM
Hitler rap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRqvCps_MQ)

I'm sorry I raped your grandmother. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfSr4M4xSbA)
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: IDE on Sep 06, 2007, 04:23:05 PM
So that's lucky star...
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Sep 06, 2007, 11:15:17 PM
Yes. They rape grandmothers in it, apparently.

And before people get ideas, the girls in it are all in high school, and the blue haired girl is 17 or 18.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: B E C K on Sep 10, 2007, 07:12:10 PM
What difference does that make?  Merla says you're on drugs.  I'll agree.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: IDE on Sep 11, 2007, 10:46:53 PM
I don't think that translation is the actual translation.  I know because of the comments and having seen many a translation in my day.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Sep 14, 2007, 01:17:06 PM
Train crash videos:

Live footage from within two trains that sideswipe each other. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L7yh6AgTDY) (Note the guy at 0:42 jumping out of the other train)

This is what the train with the camera looked like after the accident. Peeled like a tin can!
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4696/bnsf4479kismetca61406xs0.th.jpg) (http://img413.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bnsf4479kismetca61406xs0.jpg)

Truck gets hit by train (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgGrL3n_Z80) lolz, plane crash?

Nuclear Flask Train Crash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as3VQeYfd2c)

I remember seeing a documentary about this. The explosions were so fierce that houses along the tracks were literally blown away (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKRjI4daBtU)

Apparently, Fundy creationists were even around during the 1920s. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6SsYh_Gr-A) All it needs now is piano music and sound effects (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fFoEYiM7lQ).

Let's play kick the baby, Ike! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqw_8lvwmT4)

Apparently, wearing a high-visibility safety jacket will make you survive a train crash. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRKb6Xv2jGA)
(Check out the crash near the end, the van is nearly sliced in half)
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Sep 14, 2007, 01:23:55 PM
You know where these would go great in?  A BLOG.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: IDE on Sep 14, 2007, 02:52:41 PM
Meh, theres a video thread on every message board these days.  They're like INTERNET starbucks.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2007, 05:32:07 PM
I don't drink Starbucks.  Most of us here are too low-speed to even bother loading one or two of those.  A YouTube thread on a low speed community is like buying a tree a pair of panties.  Nigga come on.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: IDE on Sep 14, 2007, 08:55:41 PM
I have highspeed and this tree needs panties!

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Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2007, 09:44:00 PM
Rama, Squirrel, E, Merla, and I don't.  That's five against you and a Doug, who counts, like, half a person.  I'll assume anyone else here with a high-speed or something just doesn't give a crap about a YouTube thread.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: Rama on Sep 15, 2007, 12:23:15 AM
If I had High Speed...I still wouldn't watch these.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: B E C K on Sep 15, 2007, 11:36:52 AM
Actually, same here.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Sep 23, 2007, 02:12:35 PM
Yet another "story" that's only available on video form.... much like the Cat Lady


207 million seized in drug bust in mexico (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfXNbd8lKAQ)

It's a short video... 30 seconds.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: B E C K on Sep 23, 2007, 10:57:16 PM
No, thanks.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 24, 2007, 12:12:44 PM
We have high speed paid for by Eddie's company so they can call him at 3 AM to fix problems.  My YouTube experiences have been Hellsing Deleted Scenes parodies, the full version of the Chevalier D'Eon closing theme and the talking cat who says, "Oh, long johnson".
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: IDE on Sep 24, 2007, 05:45:02 PM
show me this talking cat :3
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 24, 2007, 07:43:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmhQJy1ViA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmhQJy1ViA)

Oh, and an actual Hello Kitty :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdeVpw9rNyg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdeVpw9rNyg)
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: IDE on Sep 24, 2007, 09:38:37 PM
thanks those are awesome.

one of my ex's had a very vocal cat that if you said her name and talked to her she would make a bunch of different meows like she was forming words and stuff, but later I found out this is pretty common.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 25, 2007, 09:17:36 AM
My brother's outside cat who lives in the garage hollers "BARN!" when put in the carrier for vet trips.  Poor thing doesn't want to leave home.  :(
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: B E C K on Sep 25, 2007, 01:56:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmhQJy1ViA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmhQJy1ViA)

Oh, and an actual Hello Kitty :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdeVpw9rNyg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdeVpw9rNyg)

I agree, those are awesome.  Sometimes my cat sounds like she says 'no'.  Cyuuuute.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 25, 2007, 02:03:38 PM
Why I eyes ya!
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 26, 2007, 02:07:07 PM
All the live long day!
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Sep 26, 2007, 03:08:24 PM
demon cat
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: IDE on Sep 26, 2007, 09:51:51 PM
Good ole burger and fries...he's expressing how I feel.
Title: Re: My Yew-tube thread
Post by: The D on Oct 04, 2007, 03:29:48 PM
Istanbul not Constantinople (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsQrKZcYtqg)

Tiny Toons FTW.