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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Aug 01, 2007, 06:24:48 PM

Title: Konnichiwa bitches!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 01, 2007, 06:24:48 PM
I'm baaaack! did you miss me?
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 01, 2007, 06:34:32 PM
 :pout:  Yes.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 01, 2007, 08:41:20 PM
Aww Nuri I knew you cared! Let's go on a trip somewhere! the Alps?
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Post by: Sam on Aug 01, 2007, 08:57:21 PM
If you're going to Switzerland, I'm coming too.  I'd like to go back there.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 01, 2007, 10:36:59 PM
Yeah, let's take Sam.  I'll need someone to carry my chocolate for me.  :)
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Post by: Rama on Aug 01, 2007, 10:44:21 PM
Wait...is Faye paying? Cause if so I think she should take us all. 
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 02, 2007, 08:35:10 AM
Faye sighting!!  ;D

And Konnichiwa Bitches would be a great band name.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 02, 2007, 11:37:44 AM
Yay, Faye is back!  I've started a trend.
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Post by: Merla on Aug 03, 2007, 01:02:27 PM
Bonjour Comtesse Faye. Accueillez en arrière à la Sphère.  :)
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 03, 2007, 08:50:09 PM
La Comtesse de Monte Cristo.  :rawr:
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 04, 2007, 08:50:59 AM
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A FAYE GET IN THE JEEP!

Welcome back.
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Post by: The D on Aug 04, 2007, 02:44:17 PM
I'm the Goddamn Faye!
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Post by: IDE on Aug 05, 2007, 03:52:01 PM
put on your hazmat suits!
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Aug 05, 2007, 06:36:55 PM
おかえりなさい。

どこに行ったんですか。
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 06, 2007, 08:18:08 AM
GAH! JAPANASE KANJI....BREAKING MIND...
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Post by: The D on Aug 06, 2007, 08:03:24 PM
I'm thinking of taking a japanese class. I bet the writing part of it is murder.
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Post by: Firebird1 on Aug 06, 2007, 08:53:27 PM
Hello there!!!

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 06, 2007, 09:01:55 PM
yayyy!! some of the people that were gone last time i was here, are back!
some new gossip? did someone got married/pregnant?? nothing new here, i just lost some weight and gained some boobs. i might have to take a 3 month hiatus from work (and no im not going to rehab)
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Aug 07, 2007, 05:40:32 AM
GAH! JAPANASE KANJI....BREAKING MIND...
I used only 1 Japanese kanji character, actually. Erm. Yeah. Kanji are the usually-more-complicated-looking characters taken from Chinese.

I'm thinking of taking a japanese class. I bet the writing part of it is murder.
Well, if your handwriting sucks to begin with, then probably yes. Well, mine is a bit messy, too, but I can write legibly usually and maybe even neater if I try. If you can handle a pencil, and can memorize writing stuff via writing it over and over like they had you do in kindergarten with English letters, then it's doable. My main point is that it's not murder. Well, I had a head start because I learned how to read/write hiragana and katakana before I ever took a class...

Shit, I wrote 2-3 more paragraphs after this but I deleted it because I felt it was too long-winded. Basically you just have about 40 main characters to learn, called "hiragana," and another set that represents the same sounds but are written a bit differently, called "katakana." All these characters are not as complicated as the Chinese characters ("kanji") and it doesn't take forever to write them. Hiragana/katakana is kind of like our alphabet, and you can use it to phonetically write out every Japanese word and stuff.

But they just don't stop there; they have to use Chinese characters to represent a lot of their words, too, instead of just writing them out phonetically. In Japanese, they don't use spaces between words... kanji kind of makes it easier to read/recognize stuff, then, and also helps differentiate among words that sound exactly the same but have different meanings. When you're done with first Japanese class (like, the first level... Japanese 101 or something) you'll have learned about 50-60 kanji or something... but sadly that's not enough because Japanese speakers know like 1000-2000 kanji... But hey you won't even know all the verbs/nouns/grammar of Japanese yet, just like with other foreign languages.

Hello there!!!


Impressive.


ここには、日本語を知っている人がありますか。いっしょにれんしゅうしましょうか。
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 07, 2007, 06:16:17 PM
Uhhhh...  I just wanna take a stab at it.

"okaerinasai."
Welcome back.

"dokoni-?-tandesuka?"
Where did you go?

"kokoniwa nihongo o -?-teiru(jin?) ga arimasuka? isshoni renshuu shimashouka?"
No effin' clue.  Something about Japanese language, unless what I'm missing afterwards changes that, and people?  I think there's something about practicing it with others.  Dunno.


If your handwriting's so hideous, D, you could trying typing it out.  :D
Title: Re: Konnichiwa bitches!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 07, 2007, 06:17:47 PM
did someone got married/pregnant?? nothing new here, i just lost some weight and gained some boobs. i might have to take a 3 month hiatus from work (and no im not going to rehab)

Nope.  Why the hiatus?  As in you need a break or is there a more pressing reason?
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Aug 08, 2007, 11:09:10 PM
Uhhhh...  I just wanna take a stab at it.

"okaerinasai."
Welcome back.

"dokoni-?-tandesuka?"
Where did you go?

"kokoniwa nihongo o -?-teiru(jin?) ga arimasuka? isshoni renshuu shimashouka?"
No effin' clue.  Something about Japanese language, unless what I'm missing afterwards changes that, and people?  I think there's something about practicing it with others.  Dunno.


If your handwriting's so hideous, D, you could trying typing it out.  :D
Yeah that's pretty much what I was trying to convey.

"Doko ni ittan desu ka"
is "Where did you go?" but uhmmm... it's using this type of grammar form that adds an "n" after a certain conjugation of the verb. There are a bunch of extra things that this can convey, when used in certain ways... I think I wanted it to mean "Where did you go (because you seem to have been gone for a while and you're making a big deal of it with this post, so it must be interesting)?"

"Koko ni wa nihongo wo shitteiru hito ga arimasuka." (Shit, I just realized that I should have used "imasuka" instead of "arimasuka.")
This means "Are there people who know Japanese here?"

"Issho ni renshuu shimashouka" means uh... "Shall we practice together?" or something like that. I could have also used "renshuu shimasenka" and that probably means a very similar thing but is delivered in a different way... ahhhh.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 14, 2007, 08:22:27 PM

Nope.  Why the hiatus?  As in you need a break or is there a more pressing reason?

I'm getting my work permit and my opt(temp. work permit) ends this thursday, so I have to stop working for at least 90 days while I wait for the damn permit.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 14, 2007, 10:50:11 PM
That's kinda retarded.  Can't you buy them off with your sacks of gold?
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Post by: Rama on Aug 15, 2007, 02:05:36 AM
I need to be bought off too. Surely you can spare the small sack of gold you stole off that Jewish guy you were dating.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 15, 2007, 06:34:27 AM
I wish I could. And yes, it's so freaking retarded it makes me nauseous. My boss is trying to talk with the HR dept to see if there's something we can do, but the HR dept in IBM is like talking with Cerberus. O well. Everybody keeps telling me I need vacations, so vacations I'll have haha!
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 15, 2007, 07:36:41 PM
Are you getting paid time off?  That'd be awesome.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 16, 2007, 08:35:35 PM
Nope.


Aww Rama remembers my past affairs!
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Post by: IDE on Aug 16, 2007, 08:54:21 PM
Faye stole someone's jew gold?

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Post by: B E C K on Aug 16, 2007, 09:47:07 PM
Yes.  :lol:
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Post by: Rama on Aug 17, 2007, 03:56:42 AM
And she doesn't share it.  >:(
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 17, 2007, 01:29:44 PM
Darn tootin' she didn't share.  That chocolate Hanukkah gelt is yummy!  :aroused:
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Post by: The D on Aug 17, 2007, 04:21:25 PM
All Japanese classes this semester are full. Put myself on the waiting list, but what puzzles me is why so many people are taking Japanese rather than other languages, since most majors here don't specify WHAT language you take, just as long as you take one.

The other thing that got me to want to take the class was a Help Wanted ad for a Japanese Resturant.. you had to be fluent in Japanese to work there. :/
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Post by: Rama on Aug 17, 2007, 04:54:32 PM
If it was the 80s that would make sense. Everyone assumed the Japanese would be taking over and we'd all be working for them. So knowing Japanese would be a great advantage in the buisness world.

Now that thinking has changed and everyone wants to know Spanish. You know...so they can order their underpaid workers around.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2007, 01:43:41 AM
A few classes wouldn't get you fluency anyway.  Did you try to register all late, is that why they're full?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 20, 2007, 08:27:57 PM
Yes.  :lol:

And he stole my heart :'(
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 21, 2007, 01:20:49 AM
Bastid!  In that case I'm glad you got that fucker's gold.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 21, 2007, 04:05:58 AM
Then it's even more appropriate that you give it to me. For I shall blow it on trivial things that I will get tired of and throw away. Thus completing the circle of life by casually discarding the thing he loved, in the same manner that he discarded you. Huzzah!
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 21, 2007, 12:07:46 PM
That sounds strangely appropriate.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 21, 2007, 07:53:50 PM
Then it's even more appropriate that you give it to me. For I shall blow it on trivial things that I will get tired of and throw away. Thus completing the circle of life by casually discarding the thing he loved, in the same manner that he discarded you. Huzzah!

Ok. But you can't spend the money on star wars toys
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Post by: Rama on Aug 22, 2007, 05:40:11 AM
Deal.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2007, 09:25:46 PM
Or Star Trek .
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 31, 2007, 08:16:40 AM
Or Star Trek BSG or Stargate.

Fixed.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 31, 2007, 09:14:36 AM
It's still a deal.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 31, 2007, 09:15:54 AM
Or Star Trek BSG or Stargate.

Fixed.

Double Fixed.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 31, 2007, 10:39:18 AM
:lol:  And I was gonna just put BSG.  Always go with your gut.

Or Star Trek BSG or Stargate.

Fixed.

Double Fixed.

Triple fixed.  You left the second "or".
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Post by: Rama on Aug 31, 2007, 01:09:22 PM
And I actually only own the TV show on DVD when it comes to BSG. Only "Stargate" I own is the orginal movie. Both on VHS and DVD.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 31, 2007, 01:44:39 PM
That's because it's the only Stargate worth owning.   >:(
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 31, 2007, 04:57:29 PM
ok, none of those, Rama!
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Post by: Rama on Sep 01, 2007, 10:41:04 AM
Still a deal. What I'll buy with the Jew gold depends on how much of it there is.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 05, 2007, 05:43:55 PM
Not too much. I like shoes.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 06, 2007, 12:39:24 AM
I won't be buying shoes. I have one pair that works just fine now.
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Post by: Merla on Sep 06, 2007, 11:47:56 AM
Faye are you using a picture of yourself as your avatar?
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Post by: Sam on Sep 06, 2007, 06:03:52 PM
I'm going to guess the answer is "yes".

Coincidentally, so am I.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 06, 2007, 11:27:28 PM
You're hot.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 07, 2007, 12:42:33 AM
And dead.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 07, 2007, 02:04:26 PM
Are you suggesting he's a ghost, posting here from the land beyond?
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Post by: Sam on Sep 07, 2007, 02:14:09 PM
Tom Snyder's death was an elaborately planned hoax to fool gullible people like you.  No man with eyebrows that powerful could be bested by leukemia.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 08, 2007, 01:21:08 AM
Are you suggesting he's a ghost, posting here from the land beyond?

We're all dead. Remember.
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Post by: Firebird1 on Sep 08, 2007, 01:59:00 AM
Are you suggesting he's a ghost, posting here from the land beyond?

We're all dead. Remember.
Then we all become Zombies and start eating people on Tuesday....

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Post by: Rama on Sep 08, 2007, 04:18:42 AM
We're all dead and this is hell.
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Post by: Sam on Sep 08, 2007, 12:43:42 PM
I guess that would explain D.
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Post by: Rama on Sep 09, 2007, 02:16:42 AM
Indeed.