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Title: DARTH VADER STRIKES BACK!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 07, 2004, 11:15:30 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,134683,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,134683,00.html)

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Darth Vader walks among us, and he's not in a happy mood.

That's according to Kissimmee, Fla., authorities, who reported over the weekend that a pizza deliveryman was nearly robbed by an imposing figure dressed as the "St*r WarzzZZ" bad guy.

"This is a criminal mind trying to think of things to do to victimize people," Osceola County Deputy Sheriff Al Dearmas told WFTV-TV of Orlando.

The deliveryman brought a pizza to a Kissimmee address Sunday night, said Dearmas, only to find no one home.

He got back into his car to drive away, when Darth Vader, mask, black outfit and all, suddenly materialized.

In a presumably commanding voice, the evil Sith Lord (search) ordered the deliveryman to give up all his cash.

The pizza man hit the gas and sped off, but not before getting a good zap from what may have been a laser blaster, a light saber or perhaps just a stun gun.

Title: DARTH VADER STRIKES BACK!
Post by: Extra Zero on Oct 07, 2004, 11:45:36 AM

Odd...very odd.  I actually had a dream that I did nearly the exact same thing last night.

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Post by: Merla on Oct 07, 2004, 01:23:28 PM

I posted that over at Powet (http://www.powet.com).  I was telling one of my co-workers about it and I couldn't stop laughing.

I was wonder why the heck someone would pick such a bulky disguise to commit crime in.  <_<  

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 07, 2004, 01:46:16 PM

You don't know the powet of the Darkside. Size matters not. only in your mind.

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Post by: ekerou etaou on Oct 07, 2004, 02:56:48 PM

the question is why wouldn't you pick such a bulky disguse to do that in?

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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 07, 2004, 03:58:24 PM

Yeah, why don't we all jsut ear Vader costumes to work from now on?

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Post by: B E C K on Oct 07, 2004, 10:50:35 PM

That... is gay.

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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 08, 2004, 12:10:16 AM

No, no! Darth Vader.

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Post by: B E C K on Oct 08, 2004, 12:25:07 AM

I bet the Vader guy just wanted to molest the pizza guy.  That's the real motive here.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 08, 2004, 01:21:53 PM

...is that a lightsab- OH MY GOD!

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Post by: B E C K on Oct 09, 2004, 01:17:08 AM

And he probably even makes the light saber whoosh noise while swingin' it around.

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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 09, 2004, 01:38:04 AM

*splurt*

Impressive!

*splurt splurt*

Most Impressive...

Title: DARTH VADER STRIKES BACK!
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 09, 2004, 03:07:39 AM

:lol: