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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Jun 29, 2007, 01:22:12 AM

Title: Help! Tiny penises are growing in the front yard!
Post by: B E C K on Jun 29, 2007, 01:22:12 AM

Nasty!   :puke:  My vote is to burn the plant.  This post would've been more effective with a picture.   :raiseeyebrow:  Oh well.  Burn the plant!!   :goddammit:

Title: Re: Help! Tiny penises are growing in the front yard!
Post by: Derrick on Jun 29, 2007, 09:49:32 AM

Pics or it didn't happen.

Title: Re: Help! Tiny penises are growing in the front yard!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 29, 2007, 12:32:07 PM

Showing them a recent picture of Victoria Beckham might shrivel them up.  I know that would do it for me were I a penis.  :keelover:

Title: Re: Help! Tiny penises are growing in the front yard!
Post by: The D on Jun 29, 2007, 04:33:58 PM

While hanging out with some friends I made the suggestion of doing a crappy webcomic with a cartoon penis for a superhero, and I'd call him something like Captain Cock or Commander Johnson or Dr. Dick. And he'd have a sidekick named Scrotum Boy and a girlfriend called Cli Torus.

They all seemed to think I should really do it.

Title: Re: Help! Tiny penises are growing in the front yard!
Post by: Rama on Jul 01, 2007, 03:52:22 AM

Well that's what happens when you let the neighbor's weiner dog shit in your yard.





Ah Thank you.

Title: Re: Help! Tiny penises are growing in the front yard!
Post by: IDE on Jul 02, 2007, 01:12:08 AM

Get the fuck off her lawn (insert male forum goers names here)!

Title: Re: Help! Tiny penises are growing in the front yard!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 02, 2007, 08:45:35 AM

If she wants me to scare them away with my massive girth, she'll have to chip in for plane tickets. She better hurry before I start my summer travels.

Title: Re: Help! Tiny penises are growing in the front yard!
Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2007, 11:42:58 AM

The penises bloomed already.  There are only a few stray wangs left.

Title: Re: Help! Tiny penises are growing in the front yard!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jul 02, 2007, 12:33:45 PM

What about the Mechanized Gas-Powered Castrator? Or is it too soggy for that?

Title: Re: Help! Tiny penises are growing in the front yard!
Post by: B E C K on Jul 02, 2007, 01:33:13 PM

Probably too soggy.