The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Jun 17, 2007, 05:03:47 AM
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but the girls were slutty, and I'm trying to wait for marriage."
Does anyone believe this tripe when they read it online? Now compound that statement with the fact that the only places I've ever heard/read it are on adult toy collecting boards and world of warcraft.
Who do these mooks think they are fooling? You're a god damned dork and no woman wants a piece of you. Just fucking accept it or...OR...don't accept it! Get your flabby ass in the gym and work out...work out so hard that you can leave unicron on your coffee table and a bitch won't say a thing about him on the way to your bedroom...she won't even be able to make eye contact with unicron as he winks at you and tells you to nail her to the floor on his behalf...why? Because YOU ARE THAT GOOD LOOKING!
But for Crom's sake DO NOT go on INTERNET and tell people you're a 20 yr old virgin by choice. You're full of shit and everyone knows it.
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work out so hard that you can leave unicron on your coffee table and a bitch won't say a thing about him on the way to your bedroom...she won't even be able to make eye contact with unicron as he winks at you and tells you to nail her to the floor on his behalf...why? Because YOU ARE THAT GOOD LOOKING!
:lol:!!! I can all too easily visualize this.
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I actually did a little working out, just some basic stuff, last winter. I'm actually considering gym membership.. the school here has a fitness center, but I don't know if it has personal trainers or not, so I may have to go somewhere else and spend extra money for that 1 on 1 touch.
I'm not sure what to do anyway. I know beating on weights isn't everything you have to do, you have to eat a certain way too. Do protein drinks and mixes work, or should I just eat a lot of salads and pasta?
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I actually did a little working out, just some basic stuff, last winter. I'm actually considering gym membership.. the school here has a fitness center, but I don't know if it has personal trainers or not, so I may have to go somewhere else and spend extra money for that 1 on 1 touch.
I'm not sure what to do anyway. I know beating on weights isn't everything you have to do, you have to eat a certain way too. Do protein drinks and mixes work, or should I just eat a lot of salads and pasta?
FIU has an amazing gym. ^_^
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So speaking of offers, someone just sent me a website claiming that it was of hot Latina girls. Problem is that I'm at work and he vowed revenge for luring him into pulling up a pr0n site on the job. Anyone brave enough to explore www.brownlove.com? IDE? Bueller? Anyone?
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I'd be worried it'd be a fecal fetish site.
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I'd be worried it'd be a fecal fetish site.
Your worries would be justified.
Luckily I've been inoculated against pictures like that.
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Inoculated, as in distilled and injected into your bloodstream? I knew you were hardcore, but damn!
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A poo vaccine? :o
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Quick, get your poonoculations! :keelover:
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I already got mine with the anti-gay vaccine. It's mandated by Florida law.
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A Poo Vacine sounds like a shitty idea.
Wah Wah Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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Then you won't like that it's taken orally.
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The whole thing just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
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Go for the watermelon flavored, not the chocolate flavored. Mainly because the chocolate isn't actually flavored.
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The whole Poo Vaccine to oral taking to watermelon flavored just boggles my mind...
And also makes me go :puke:
But the real question is does it work...
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We had this watermelon the other day that reminded me of my cat Sparkles. I kept thinking it was her. It was weird seeing it cut in half yesterday. :(
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It made me kind sad and then mom offered me some watermelon and I said "No Thanks!" :joe: :keelover: :'(