The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Oct 05, 2004, 09:25:50 PM
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My engine started making a metal grinding sound like some bearing in it was getting worn and about to break, so I took it to a friend who works on cars. He said it was the belt tensioner, which is a spring-loaded pulley that keeps the car's belt tight. This repair would cost under $200.
However, I had another guy inspect it, and he was able to actually diagnose it as the pulley that runs the AC compressor. So the entire AC compressor will have to be replaced.
This will cost me $750.
He said it will last a while and I won't have to worry about it. It's hard not to worry about it when it makes a large grinding sound occasionally. My car now turns heads, and it's not the sound system!
Who knows if the AC pulley will go out and cause the belt to fall off.
Of course, the other option is to shell out that $750 to fix the AC system when it's getting cold up here and I don't need any fucking AC for my car to run. If I had the choice I'd just rip the AC out of the car and say fuck it all.
I just don't see why it's important to fix the AC to keep the car running.
Like I said, fuck cars. They're too damn expensive nowadays, and I think the guys designing cars for the Big Three are a bunch of monkeys. I should just walk to where ever I need to go.
*runs over the car mechanic and blasts music so he doesn't have to listen to the noise* :angry:
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Yeah, I need to get a new car soon.
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Drive a motorcycle.
They're cheaper to fix than cars, cost less, use less gas, pollute less (not sure about those harleys though), and in Miami, you'd look cool.
And how the fuck did you respond so fast?
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Drive a motorcycle.
They're cheaper to fix than cars, cost less, use less gas, pollute less (not sure about those harleys though), and in Miami, you'd look cool.
And how the fuck did you respond so fast?
...I am known for my speed. And fuck Motorcycles, I wanna get me a new Toyota Scion (the car one, not the ugly station wagons) or a new Pontiac.
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...I am known for my speed.
you shouldnt be proud about that :lol:
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If he takes more than two minutes, he's not a real man.
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do u have ejaculation problems, tom? seems like you do
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Male orgasms take 2 minutes to complete. :P
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dude chill out. they dont need another reason not to sleep with us.
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They already want enough from us as it is.
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That's why God invented Oral. :P
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Hey hey, stop getting off topic!
Quick, Faye, send me $800. Your dad is rich, he can afford it!
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You have to give her dad oral first.
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I'd pay 800 to see that.
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I wouldn't pay to see anything like that myself, but I'd want to watch for free if I could. Out of curiousity. You know, like when you drive by a car wreck....
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Come on, put in an extra 5, and watch Faye join in.
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ON HER FUCKING DAD?
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Who knows, it'd be fuckin hot though.
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Incest is not best! EWNESS!
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Officially gross. :(
This comes from a man who masturbates to La Blue Girl.
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So tentacles raping ninjas = Good
Faye and D molesting Faye's dad = Bad?
It all make sense now.
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No it doesn't!!
Oh yea, I'm getting a 1998(?) Ford Taurus soon. I was going to see it on Monday, but the owner lives out of town and wouldn't bring it because he didn't think it was clean enough.
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lol Expect some wierd smells from it in a month.
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Everything has been replaced on it. The guy is a car fanatic, but he's making me buy the bumper.
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If this guys asks you to put on lotion run!!
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So tentacles raping ninjas = Good
Faye and D molesting Faye's dad = Bad?
It all make sense now.
Um, of course.
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<_< hehehehe
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cars are not expenmsici syou stupdu tpey whoe gbad i tant typ not sdlf
get some money, fuckass
ihve sooo muhc fuckign money
i have 16 cars, ha
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Wow this thread sure took on a twisted turn!
I'm sorry about your car, Doug that sucks. Yeah I would just forget the AC if I were you. It's going to be winter soon you don't need it. Depending on were you live you might even be able to do without it the rest of the year as well.
Yeah cars are expensive. In addition to the car price, insurance, and gas, there is a lot of up keep that goes into them. My car is going on three years and all ready I had to get new brakes and just recently had to buy a new battery. Also looks like I am going to need to replace my tires sometime early next year.
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Come on, put in an extra 5, and watch Faye join in.
u would do it for free, wouldnt u
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I just found out that the car mechanics had given me the most expensive option to fix my car. I don't really have to get the compressor fixed right now, and I can take other steps to just remove parts of the AC so it doesn't work at all.
Of course, the mechanics had to shove the most expensive fix at me and not give me another option, just so they can steal my money. I bet some of those small extra parts they added to the estimate were unnecessary too.
"Ah yes, and we need to replace your doohinky cuz it's about to break soon, and it will cost you $900 more..."
I feel like going into the shop like the Mask and fucking them over a few times. "Hold on to your lugnuts boys, it's time for an overhaul!"
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Come on, put in an extra 5, and watch Faye join in.
u would do it for free, wouldnt u
You propositioning?
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Yeah, car people always try to rip you off. You don't have any car repairing relatives?
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My brother said he'd give me a car if I got off my ass and got a license.
He has over 15 in his backyard.
The life of a repo man.
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Maybe he should get together with that asdfghj chap. If they mate, they might produce another car.
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I'm thinking about a charming, fuel-efficient Toyota Echo around bonus time (don't laugh - my 30-mile round trip commute is considered almost in the neighbothood for Houston) and will probably keep the 79 Zephyr at my sister's for a community spare car. Funny that out of all the family member cars, it's been the most reliable. Kinda cheeses my brother when I have to pick him up at work because his 2004 Audi is lounging in the shop AGAIN. :lol:
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The only car repairing relative in my family now is living it large in the deserts of Arizona. He's the one I went to visit.
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Go rescue him and maybe he'll reward you with free repairs.
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Or free oral sex from Faye's Peruvian father.
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God fuck shit, Tom! :angry:
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Or free oral sex from Faye's Peruvian father.
It was funny, once. Now . . .
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It was funny and you know it.
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It'll only be funny if Faye sees it.
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Well unless the rigors of working in the chamber of commerce has killed her.
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fuck yes i worked for 14 hours straight yesterday.
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so what? I had sit on my ass for 14 hours yesterday! I HURT TOO!!!
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well i was moving around all the time, not just sitting in one place
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so what?!! I have a permanently pinched nerve now!! Thanks a lot FAYE!
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well i was moving around all the time, not just sitting in one place
Stuffing envelopes does all that?
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do u think I would do that? fuck no
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She just gets herself stuffed.
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SNAP! YOU GOT SERVED!
And I guarentee she does that.
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sausage served in a milky sauce.
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fuck no
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fish in it's own juices?
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Usually you're all 'fuck, yes!'
what's with the change?
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cause i dont know what does he means by saying "stuffed"
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"stuffed" means stuffed.
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cause i dont know what does he means by saying "stuffed"
Like an eagle, a spread one. With white butter and sausage, yes indeedy.
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which is why I am shocked at fuck no.
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he means you like having a "dirty thanksgiving" every once in awhile.
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Spread turkey?
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gravy dripping on the giblets?
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all of the above and a brown & serve roll.
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with lotsa cranberry sauce?
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nah, that shit aint sanitary...
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What about dressing?
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word. I would take seconds.
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Cranberrys are naturally antibacterial, and tasty. You can't have gravy soaked giblets and stuffing all over the place without jellied red stuff.
It's not American.
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whatever you say man. I aint eating that shit.
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You don't have to. It's also natures lubricant.
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i can get down with that.
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I fucking hate that shit, but I can see it's use as a lubricant.
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Cranberries are good for the urinary tract also. Might help with some of those splooge clogs from the other thread. :P
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Of course!
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but if it's so good for you why doesnt it taste good?
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he means you like having a "dirty thanksgiving" every once in awhile.
hmmm i dont celebrate thanksgiving.i just eat.
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It's funny how the least I ever eat is ON Thanksgiving.
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he means you like having a "dirty thanksgiving" every once in awhile.
hmmm i dont celebrate thanksgiving.i just eat.
I think I'll let tom have this one.
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Go ahead.
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but if it's so good for you why doesnt it taste good?
Because if it tasted good it wouldn't be good for you. =P Turkey is nasty. Even if it's cooked right, it's nasty. You might as well just pour gravy on an old shoe.
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Then you never had good turkey. :P
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Animal mortality insurance policies for turkeys have drowning & piling exclusions. If your stupid shit turkeys get scared & all jump in a pile, there's no coverage for the crushed ones at the bottom. Same goes for the ones who stand out in the rain & look up with their mouths open until they drown. That's why turkey makes you sleepy. The dopeyness seeps into the flesh. :P
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I think she just called us jive turkeys...
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Then you never had good turkey. :P
Probably not. Or maybe turkey really does taste like crap.
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The way my uncle cooks it, it does. He brought some to my grandma's one Thanksgiving and it tasted like essence of grossness.
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Then you never had good turkey. :P
Probably not. Or maybe turkey really does taste like crap.
Have you had cajun fried?
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Then you never had good turkey. :P
Probably not. Or maybe turkey really does taste like crap.
No, you just taste like crap. Turkey is wonderliciuos.
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You don't mean that. :(
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Well, you're not white, so you probably don't taste like peanut butter. You probably taste like wheat bread, which is okay.
So yeah, I take it back.
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You don't like peanutbutter?
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So white chicks taste like peanut butter? This theory deserves further investigation!
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I'm sure it's some sort of divine white bread which can't stand up to normal peanut butter.
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So white chicks taste like peanut butter? This theory deserves further investigation!
I know several that taste like chunky peanut butter x.x
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OH GROSS!!! That is nasty. So does anyone know what we Latinas taste like? Better be something sweet.
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I found they taste like a nice mild fruit, like a pear.
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But wouldn't that have to do with what the girl eats and less (if nothing) to do with her race? Not that I would know.... ^^;;
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I dunno. I just looooooooooove pussy!
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Healthy vagina typically tastes like some sort of bland fruit juice. Disturbingly, there are a lot of men who seem to think that most vaginas smell like fish......... :unsure:
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Those people either fuck sluts, or never had any. My [Gay] roomate was pissed that I left an unwashed tuna can in the trash. He said:
"OH FUCK! IT SMELLS LIKE PUSSY IN HERE!" With his friends in tow.
Of course, this was insane to me, so I responded "What pussy you eating? It smells like Tuna ya idiot."
He just bitched, but the looks on his friends were priceless. I know he was gay cuz no straight man needs a gallon tub of Vaseline.
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Ew!
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He also had his bathroom fulla hair shit and necklaces. Me and my otherroomate (matt) had like 3 bottles of shampoo, some bodywash and a thing of gel.
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Yeah, you see what I mean? The comparison between fish smell and that of female parts is distressing.
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He also had his bathroom fulla hair shit and necklaces. Me and my otherroomate (matt) had like 3 bottles of shampoo, some bodywash and a thing of gel.
Yeah, he's gay. Or metrosexual, which is essentially "pretend gay". He wasn't in denial, was he?
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Get a pair of his underwear from where ever he keeps his dirty cloths and look to see if there are doo doo stains on the front.
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This was several semesters ago, now I live alone in my own dorm, thank god.
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ok, now go take one for the team and find out what Merla tastes like.
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I don't think Kary would like that.
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:blink: !!!! For a moment, I thought toe was replying to Nuri....
Sinus infection meds & strong coffee make for odd vision tricks.
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I would have but then she would send ninjas to burn my house down. Oh ask Eddie is the peanut butter thing is true.
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BLOODY HELL!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!
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just shut up and be still for a minute.
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EEEWWW! X_X
**procedes to bash out toe's brains with a tire iron.**
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I'm a man of steel baby! You cant hurt me!
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*attacks toe with an electromagnet*
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RAPE!!!
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Get a pair of his underwear from where ever he keeps his dirty cloths and look to see if there are doo doo stains on the front.
Grody!
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HATERS!! Every last one of ya's a HATER!
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Oh ask Eddie is the peanut butter thing is true.
Well, he's not that fond of peanut butter by itself, so that means it's either not true in my case or I'm quite the confectionary treat. :lol:
Going back to my girlfriend, I've been compared to a loquat. #^^#
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Oh ask Eddie is the peanut butter thing is true.
Well, he's not that fond of peanut butter by itself, so that means it's either not true in my case or I'm quite the confectionary treat. :lol:
Going back to my girlfriend, I've been compared to a loquat. #^^#
:: runs to the supermarket in search of loquats::
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whats a loquat?
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Bernie fruit?
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I thought it was like a kumquat, but more conservative.
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A loquat sounds a lot more liberal.
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A loquat (http://www.crfg.org/pubs/ff/loquat.html)
Picture of a loquat (http://www.sol.dti.ne.jp/~sasaki-y/a005/b010505-photo-loquat.jpg)
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ive never seen that one before!
for some reason i thought it was gonna look like a dildo
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Some of the names of the varieties of loquats kinda sound like dildo names. Big Jim. Early Red. Herd's Mammoth. Gold Nugget.... Mrs. Cooksey. :ph34r:
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They make good jellies.
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:lol: