The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Jun 08, 2007, 04:53:53 PM
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"Mom!!" (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html)
I know I'm gonna feel the karmic retribution for finding joy in someone else's misery, but this is rich (no pun intended). The release I actually expected, but the return trip was like finding out Bruce Willis was really dead. What a tweeest!
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They should sell her tears on eBay.
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poor paris...
I wish she could serve out her sentence in my bedroom.
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I wish she could serve her sentence buried alive in an unmarked grave.
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I wish she could serve her sentence buried alive in an unmarked grave.
Ever since Kill Bill, I don't wish that torture on anyone, even her....
This is a day I have been waiting for my whole life, and one I will remember forever. 6/9... lol 69!
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Why? You're not gonna get any.
I had to celebrate a day early. Damn conflicting work schedules. >(
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It's ok doug...due to my hubris I didn't get any today either.
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The wench is back in jail! WOO.
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Who wants to bet she'll get out again before serving her full sentence? I mean, she has a medical condition. ::)
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I hope that they give this skank plenty of bedsheets during her stay....
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Ding dong the bitch is dead.... oh wait...
ding dong the bitch is in jail, the wicked bitch...
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WOOHOO!
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Sure you should celebrate, Emmy? I heard it's costing taxpayers $1000 a day extra to keep her in jail for security and whatnot, partly because of the huge bounties the media has placed for pictures of her while she's there - think it's up to over $500K for one of her on the toilet or in the shower. ::)
I'm no fan, but the public has what it wants and she's in there for the full stretch and not at home - be content. Leave her the fuck alone and let her serve her time and if she learns something and comes out a better person as she claims she intends to, great. I don't need any loaf-pinching shots greeting me when I'm trying to chell out at Kroger's.
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but I do!
Come on corrupt corrections officers don't let me down! You're under payed and abused! You need that 500k$!
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I don't wish her harm or undue retribution. What I do wish is that I'd never have to hear or see her again.
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Ditto. The attention is sickening, too. They taped the car taking her jail. FTW. I don't give a shit. Some program on ABC was all "stay tuned for more". There IS nothing more! I don't need to hear if she's doing fine or what the fuck ever. ("The View", I'm talking to fucking you.) Exactly why I don't watch the news or any of the "news" magazines. All of the relevant stuff could be crammed into three minutes.
There was a story about her family cutting line to see her on Yahoo. No surprise there, but jeez-- no cuts, bitches. Merla said they should because of blah, blah, blah. They're there to see a jailbird just like anyone else. Fuck 'em.
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AHHHHH THE NEWS (more like "news" m i rite) IS SAYING THAT THAT BITCH IS GETTING OUT TODAY
FUUUUUUCk :mad: :nono: :fingershake:
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That's not the bad news. The bad news is once skankarella's out, they're paying her like a million bucks to tell her retardmo story on the Today show. "But Matt Lauer isn't invited because he dressed like me on Halloween. Boo hew hew." STFU. They should pay ME the million dollats. I'd tell her story:
Spoiled bitch keeps driving under the influence of either drugs or alky-hol, it doesn't matter, nobody cares, she's never getting rehab anyway. ("Isn't Rehab, like, a Muslim guy?") Then it's time to pay the fucking piper because cumbucket's PhD at finishing skewl thinks a "suspended license" is Malay for "That stoopid law about recklessly endangering innocent people on the road for your own miniscule gains only applies to teh poor! Great Spirit says to 'Go Drive-em, fuckahontas'!" Bitchy, hypocritical, yet heroic judge throws the book at her, which is tragic since the poor thing can barely read as it is. Slimy sheriff, bribed with a golden statue of himself and possibly peek at Kathy Hilton's old, rotting, diamond-encrusted snatch, frees bird to the Rura Penthe prison confines of her own luxury home. Shitling is then herded back like a lost sheep into teh klink. "Moooooooom!! It's not faiiiiirrrr!!!!! Bew hew hew!!" Parents momentarily cope with the slight possibility that they may not have been as stringent on their child-rearing skills as they should've, but then remember that they're rich and negoiate the number of Mexicans they need to buy to fix this. The End. Or is it?
I could only wish. :nono:
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And it roams the wild once again. (http://omg.yahoo.com/paris-hilton-released-from-l.a.-jail/news/646)
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Always the optimist, I'll see if she changes any of her ways. Her sister seems to have a little more restraint - maybe she'll help heep a lid on things. She's a good example of why I've always said giving a kid everything is a form of child abuse. I don't think much of Donald Dumps, but he & first wife raised some kids with their shit together who have actual jobs other than trust fund babies.
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His comb-over actually did 90% of the child rearing.