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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 05, 2004, 08:21:29 PM

Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 05, 2004, 08:21:29 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/10/05/obit...d.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/10/05/obit.dangerfield.ap/index.html)

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Rodney Dangerfield, the bug-eyed comic whose self-deprecating one-liners brought him stardom in clubs, television and movies and made his lament "I don't get no respect" a catchphrase, died Tuesday. He was 82.

Dangerfield, who fell into a coma after undergoing heart surgery, died at 1:20 p.m., said publicist Kevin Sasaki. Dangerfield had a heart valve replaced August 25 at the University of California, Los Angeles, Medical Center.
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: Max Con on Oct 05, 2004, 08:27:15 PM
His movies sucked.
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 05, 2004, 08:51:02 PM
...wtf? You're a god damned freak, that's what you are. Anyone who doesnt like 'Caddyshack' and 'Back to School' can shove Dick Cheney up their ass, and have him eat his way out, you bastard.
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: The D on Oct 05, 2004, 09:13:46 PM
"God has no respect for me, I tell ya, no respect."
 :unsure:  
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 05, 2004, 09:18:26 PM
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His movies sucked.
fuck you!!
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: Max Con on Oct 05, 2004, 09:38:01 PM
Super sucked.
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 05, 2004, 09:38:39 PM
ok you're forgiven.
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Oct 05, 2004, 09:54:09 PM
As a child he pissed me off but later in life I can to find his annoying brand of humour quite funny.  It's a loss but he left a good legacy so he lived a good life.
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 05, 2004, 09:56:15 PM
He smoked pot everyday at the last years, and had a hot 40 year old wife.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 05, 2004, 11:12:19 PM
I forgot about the wifey.  Rod D was a pimp, simply put.  Also: Rich.  Good life, indeed.
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 05, 2004, 11:22:06 PM
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Anyone who doesnt like 'Caddyshack' and 'Back to School' can shove Dick Cheney up their ass, and have him eat his way out, you bastard.
:lol:!!!  I'm just picturing that in my head.

I'm not surprised that guy died after being in that coma and all...  For a second, I thought this thread was on Psycho icon Janet Leigh.  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/3713626.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/3713626.stm)  But then it occured to me that as funny as tom getting stabbed sounds, it's still while he's taking a shower.   :mellow:
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: Fiero on Oct 05, 2004, 11:26:58 PM
sexy
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 05, 2004, 11:37:17 PM
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Anyone who doesnt like 'Caddyshack' and 'Back to School' can shove Dick Cheney up their ass, and have him eat his way out, you bastard.
:lol:!!!  I'm just picturing that in my head.

I'm not surprised that guy died after being in that coma and all...  For a second, I thought this thread was on Psycho icon Janet Leigh.  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/3713626.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/3713626.stm)  But then it occured to me that as funny as tom getting stabbed sounds, it's still while he's taking a shower.   :mellow:
...that is hot. Showering with Janet and Rodney?
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 05, 2004, 11:43:30 PM
Sure, why not.  You could make out with Janet, and Rodney could whine about still getting no respect, even as a figment of your twisted fantasy.
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 05, 2004, 11:45:35 PM
Mmmm, well at least we know she isn't a hermaphrodite like her sexy, sexually ambigious daughter.
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 06, 2004, 02:44:36 AM
I liked him.  That's all that matters.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 06, 2004, 02:49:53 PM
At least her mom did shower scenes.  And in the end, isn't that all that matters?
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Post by: blanktoe on Oct 06, 2004, 04:49:04 PM
yes.

I hope her grand daughter follows in her footsteps.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 07, 2004, 12:04:03 AM
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At least her mom did shower scenes.  And in the end, isn't that all that matters?
Which reminds me, is your webcam water-proof?  B)  
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 07, 2004, 12:07:40 AM
Mine is ;)
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 07, 2004, 12:14:50 AM
God damn it.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 07, 2004, 09:36:22 AM
*blushes*
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 07, 2004, 10:50:01 PM
I don't have a long enough cord!
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 08, 2004, 12:07:30 AM
Hey, at least you're trying Chelsey, that' sall that matters.  How about a picture of you trying?  Or maybe of you blowing something up.
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 08, 2004, 09:07:27 AM
Um.. Megs... I don't really want to indulge into your fetishes.  It makes me a little uncomfortable.
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 08, 2004, 01:24:47 PM
Then you don't need to buy the baby alligator.
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 08, 2004, 01:40:27 PM
Aw, c'mon.  :(  Just set something on fire.

Actually, everyone do this. Burn your fucking houses to the ground!!!!!  :angry:

Kick your dogs!  :ph34r:  
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 11, 2004, 12:12:41 PM
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Or maybe of you blowing something up.

Did you mean a picture of Chels pushing the stock TNT plunger or one of her lips around the business end of something inflatable?  :huh:
 
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 11, 2004, 12:52:49 PM
No, that would be kinda sick.  <_<
Fuck inflatables. Let's get to that dog kicking!
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 12, 2004, 11:42:46 PM
For a minute I thought "dog kicking" was some sort of weird sexual thing.  And then I reread Megs' previous post.
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 13, 2004, 04:17:38 AM
You were thinking of donkey punching.
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 15, 2004, 01:43:37 AM
Don't be punching donkeys.  They've done nothing to you!
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Oct 15, 2004, 10:49:53 AM
We used to have some fine cactus-punching around here in the old days.... :(  
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: Rumble on Oct 15, 2004, 10:58:25 AM
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Don't be punching donkeys.  They've done nothing to you!
Don't worry about it, the donkeys fight back. That's where the phrase ass-kicking originates from.  
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: blanktoe on Oct 15, 2004, 11:09:09 AM
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We used to have some fine cactus-punching around here in the old days.... :(
is that code for cow tipping?
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 16, 2004, 12:18:16 AM
Yeah, except it only applies to joerammstein.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 16, 2004, 05:52:10 PM
Um. Donkey-punching has nothing to do with donkeys.
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Post by: Fiero on Oct 16, 2004, 07:53:12 PM
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Um. Donkey-punching has nothing to do with donkeys.
Cactus-punching you tard.
Title: NO!!! STOP STEALING MY HEROS!!!
Post by: B E C K on Oct 17, 2004, 09:17:04 PM
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Um. Donkey-punching has nothing to do with donkeys.
Yes it does.  It's when you cram a donkey up your ass.   :ph34r: