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Title: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: The D on Jun 07, 2007, 05:00:39 PM
Mac and PC commercial parodies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av6fWfmugds)


Edit: and in case you're stupid and missed the links on the youtube page..
#2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvFjo5TTY6c), #3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytqV6GEHW24), #4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rp2f2OcCpQ), #7??? (where's 5&6?) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohZB8ef0nVg)...

...ah fuck it, just look at the guy's profile. (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=ItsJustSomeRandomGuy)
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: B E C K on Jun 07, 2007, 05:04:44 PM
I agree with this person:

Quote
When Superman says he fights a supervillain in his next movie, Spidey should have replyed with 'In my latest movie, I fight three!' XD
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: IDE on Jun 07, 2007, 09:06:35 PM
I like the ones where batman shows up.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: B E C K on Jun 08, 2007, 02:39:50 PM
Yeah, Batman > Superman.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: The D on Jun 09, 2007, 11:07:12 AM
I spend my free time wandering around the archives of youtube... but youtube's been really slow lately.

Everyone has had more sex than me... the AMV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlnMXUVO9NI)
The guy from Chobits singing that song, with scenes from lots of different series

God, I know that feeling. Everyone HAS had more sex than me.


Oh god I want her ass ;_; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeRn9y2qIfQ).. makes the song above seem even more appropriate...


Edit: forgot to add this one
"I saw this eraser fall off this chalkboard, and the dust billowed up, and I started crying, and I was just thinking of all those words that chalk represented, and now they're all DEAD... what if it was a poem? Poems are dead..." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMvMzQ4Vu-8)
Please kill yourself.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: IDE on Jun 09, 2007, 05:23:08 PM
I never understood why that guy didn't fuck chi right when he found her in the alley.

I forget what fucking her does though...divides by zero or some such shit right?
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 10, 2007, 09:14:09 AM
There's an insane argument: Jack Bauer Vs. Batman.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 10, 2007, 11:31:42 PM
I never understood why that guy didn't fuck chi right when he found her in the alley.

I forget what fucking her does though...divides by zero or some such shit right?

Her snatch was where her on/off/reset switch was, so he would have literally fucked her brains out had he done it.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: The D on Jun 11, 2007, 07:48:16 PM
A sex android you can't even fuck... what a cruel idea for a joke.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 11, 2007, 11:55:54 PM
It wasn't a sex android...it was a personal computer.  Which is just as messed up, but hey, he found it in the trash, so it had to have something wrong with it.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: The D on Jun 13, 2007, 04:38:55 PM
The owner thought he was buying a sex android and found out she didn't even have the right equipment?

Seems like the perfect computer for a nerd living in their parents basement... a computer shaped like a naked girl...
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 13, 2007, 11:46:24 PM
I'd like a Real Doll with an iPod, please and thank you.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2007, 12:12:12 AM
Ick, I just pictured a computer shaped like a naked dude.  Stinky with hair everywhere.  The mouse is the ill-shapened wang.  Puke-a-tastical.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jun 14, 2007, 12:23:48 AM
Let me amend my previous statement: I'd like a female Real Doll with an iPod, please and thank you.  Preferably brunette with blue eyes and in a C cup.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: B E C K on Jun 14, 2007, 12:35:56 AM
Tee hee.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: The D on Jun 14, 2007, 01:28:55 PM
shoulder length brown hair, petite, B-C cup, eye color doesn't matter, can't be taller than me because big women scare me...

Now for some more youtube whoring...

Tunak Tunak Tun WoW style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMs6oWDoQrY)
The dance the Draenei do in WoW is stolen directly from the original Tunak dance (here for comparison) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo)
Indians crack me up.

Transformers stop motion series with transformers toys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYlmSRCAeXg)
better than Michael Bay could ever do.

Afro-ken ftw! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODH0zc5hCw0)

Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: IDE on Jun 16, 2007, 09:10:34 PM
I want one that looks like merle from escaflowne...

what?!
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: B E C K on Jun 17, 2007, 03:32:07 AM
Merle?  Ew, why'd you have to be all Doug about it?  She's like a little girl.  I'm going to assume you simply aren't far enough through Escaflowne yet and that's why you didn't go for the much hotter catgirl twins.

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Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: IDE on Jun 17, 2007, 03:41:55 AM
catgirl twins!?

oh snap!

I thought merle was around 17.  Besides it's fucking cat years yo!  She's like 40 something.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: IDE on Jun 17, 2007, 03:42:53 AM
oh wait...those twins need nose jobs...I'd rather D merle.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC...
Post by: B E C K on Jun 17, 2007, 09:11:16 PM
Everybody's nose is big when they crawl into non-pedo territory.  That just means they're legal, Doug.  Besides, you're not doing a nose.  FTW.