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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on May 30, 2007, 03:43:57 PM

Title: No relation.
Post by: B E C K on May 30, 2007, 03:43:57 PM

That I know of anyway. (http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-05-29-children-killed_N.htm)

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: Rama on May 30, 2007, 05:16:13 PM

I was actually wondering when I first read that yesterday.


But what the hell is up with Texas women and killing their kids? Are people from Texas just naturally nuts?


Hermie...Merla....Bern? Inquiring minds want to know.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 31, 2007, 09:45:27 AM

Huh? What?

Oh, sorry - I was just sharpening my icepick....

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: Derrick on May 31, 2007, 01:39:18 PM

Ditto to Rama.

But then there are alot of mexicaneses in that area.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 01, 2007, 07:54:28 AM

Quote from: Rama on May 30, 2007, 05:16:13 PM

But what the hell is up with Texas women and killing their kids? Are people from Texas just naturally nuts?


Hermie...Merla....Bern? Inquiring minds want to know.

Hey, don't lump us in there with that nutbar, we've never hanged any kid-zes.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: Rama on Jun 01, 2007, 01:55:01 PM

Not yet.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 01, 2007, 01:58:38 PM

I think you're far more likely to hang a child than I am.  "SHUT UP, Junior I"M TRYOIG to write mah NOVEL!!!!$JP32j" and you string the poor thing up by the tie you bought for a job interview but only managed to wear once.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: Rama on Jun 01, 2007, 02:01:39 PM

Meow. HISS HISS!

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 01, 2007, 02:33:57 PM

Kitty has claws!

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: Rama on Jun 01, 2007, 02:38:58 PM

Yeah, but I stopped taking anything you said to heart a long time ago.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 01, 2007, 02:41:27 PM

But why?  You shouldn't have taken anything I said to heart at all.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: Rama on Jun 01, 2007, 02:46:35 PM

I use to, but not now. It was one of many reasons for my year long absence. When I came back I was different, if I hadn't been I wouldn't have come back at all.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 01, 2007, 02:58:37 PM

Dude, people are people so why should it be:  You and I should get along so awfully?  So we're different colours and we're different creeds.  And different people have, like, different needs.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: Rama on Jun 01, 2007, 03:02:31 PM

The quoting of Depeche Mode will only get you a moderate amount of brownie points. 

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 01, 2007, 03:35:45 PM

I can live with that.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: Rama on Jun 02, 2007, 01:14:18 AM

Good. But you could have gone with Strange Love instead and got the full amount.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: Max Con on Jun 02, 2007, 12:59:58 PM

World in my Eyes would have been double points.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 02, 2007, 11:13:02 PM

I said I could live with it!

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 04, 2007, 03:30:43 PM

Master and Servant for me, please.  ;D

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: IDE on Jun 06, 2007, 09:04:26 PM

Hanging your kids is pretty fucking hardcore...especially if you have 4 of them.  You have to watch the first few die before you get to hang yourself.  You're definitely a candidate to rise from the grave as an undead creature.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 07, 2007, 04:52:05 PM

Why bother giving birth to them if you were just gonna hang them later?  Jeez, I'll never understand these types.  A month or so back, this young mom-ho killed her two remaining kids (the other two being taken away from her already), wrapped them in bags, and crammed them under the house.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: IDE on Jun 07, 2007, 11:00:38 PM

It's only natural.
http://ladywildlife.com/animal/cannibalisminanimals1.htm (http://ladywildlife.com/animal/cannibalisminanimals1.htm)

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 08, 2007, 02:31:04 PM

That monkey thing holding the dead baby it probably freshly whacked freaks me out.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2007, 02:21:11 AM

Because I thought it relevant:  San Antonio can't stop killing teh childrens! (http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA121407.01A.Dadshootskids.298c9f3.html)

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: joe on Dec 15, 2007, 02:23:56 AM

Isn't "Estrada" like the Spanish equivalent of "Smith"? I would have to be pretty naive to think everyone named Smith was related.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2007, 02:35:53 AM

No, "Garza", "Garcia", "Lopez", "Hernandez", and "Rodriguez" are like "Smith".  It's not exceedingly rare but neither is it one we encounter every day.  And given the breederific hugeness of that side of the family, it wouldn't surprise me if all of the ones in this city were related.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: joe on Dec 15, 2007, 02:38:00 AM

"Breederific." :laugh:

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2007, 02:48:04 AM

It's gross.  Like seven wives with seven sacks and seven cats all that nonsense.  It's like Hispanic people fear condoms or something.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: joe on Dec 15, 2007, 02:58:14 AM

It's their bid at taking over the world. They've got pretty stiff competition from the Chinese, however.

Title: Re: No relation.
Post by: B E C K on Dec 15, 2007, 07:44:52 PM

There is no competition.  The Chinese will continue poisoning us until they succeed.