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Title: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on May 21, 2007, 09:51:19 PM
This must be stopped somehow.

Anyway, she says in her viewings so far that there's no indication Kirk has gotten laid.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: IDE on May 22, 2007, 02:58:20 AM
He was doing every chick on that set!

He's the shat-man! Badda dada dee bop bop baddo bop...

ok i'll stop now.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on May 22, 2007, 07:50:29 AM
Yeah he basically fathered like a thousand illegitimate, half alien children all over the galaxy.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 22, 2007, 11:44:20 AM
Shatner completely squicks me out in the ad where he's pawing all over the travel agent.  Bleh! :P
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on May 22, 2007, 04:29:38 PM
Only because of 60s Standard and Practices. In today's NYPD blue world, he'd have a collection of large red Yeoman panties.

And at least she is watching the OS and not TNG. Instead of respecting other cultures, drinking tea, and quoting Shakespeare, she is killing Klingons, making out with Orion slave girls, and making fun of Spock for being different. Besides you wouldn't want her going around the house yelling "Engage" and "Make It So" all the time.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on May 23, 2007, 12:14:31 AM
No, she just sits down next to me and spouts fun facts like pointing out when Spock smiled.  And how Shatner must be, like, the fattest vegan ever.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on May 23, 2007, 11:22:37 PM
That's not cool at all.  I'd go so far as to say that facts arn't even fun. How about something like "Scotty only had 3 fingers on his right hand and all of the close ups of his hand where a stunt double." or "Harlan Ellison wrote City on the Edge of Forever, but they butchered it and still bitches about it to this day. It's ok though cause he's a douche and got what he deserved."
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: The D on Jun 05, 2007, 01:06:34 PM
I've been watching it late saturday night at 1am.


I find it odd that Kirk and Spock can't go 5 minutes after beaming down to a planet without either getting into a shootout, or being captured by someone and surrendering... and then when they escape they get captured again by the opposing side 2 minutes later.

When you really think about it, that makes for poor storyline.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 05, 2007, 01:47:01 PM
I agree with Eddie Izzard - they really should have had options on the phasers like "aliens hear ice cream truck" and "aliens remember they left coffee pot on".
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on Jun 05, 2007, 11:28:46 PM
Eddie Izzard is a god, or at least a demi-god.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jun 06, 2007, 09:01:30 AM
It's all about the James Doohan and Chekhov!
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 06, 2007, 05:19:40 PM
One down, one to go.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on Jun 07, 2007, 09:23:55 AM
As long as there are Nuclear Wessels...they'll be a Chekhov.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jun 07, 2007, 12:23:45 PM
Walter Koenig is such a sweetie.  Jimmy Doohan could out-horndog IDE with one nut trussed behind his back.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 07, 2007, 04:45:30 PM
He could beam chicks up with the best of 'em.  Hah.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: The D on Jun 07, 2007, 05:29:43 PM
I have Walter Koenig's autograph. I'm sure it's worth all of 5 bucks on ebay.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: IDE on Jun 07, 2007, 11:03:59 PM
Jimmy Doohan could out-horndog IDE with one nut trussed behind his back.

If I ever gain any notoriety for fantasy film fame I will put this theory to the test.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Jun 08, 2007, 02:27:57 PM
I was just wondering if Shatner's ever performed "Hello".  That would be hilarious.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on Jun 09, 2007, 04:56:45 AM
I have Walter Koenig's autograph. I'm sure it's worth all of 5 bucks on ebay.

I have Alec Guinness. On a picture of him as Obi-Wan Kenobi. It's worth hundreds.

Not really related, but I just like to brag.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: The D on Jun 09, 2007, 11:24:38 AM
I was right! (http://cgi.ebay.com/WALTER-KOENIG-STAR-TREK-TOS-PAVEL-CHEKOV-SIGNED-PHOTO_W0QQitemZ180127077029QQihZ008QQcategoryZ29494QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) (current bid when I saw this was $5.50)
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 02, 2007, 02:47:08 AM
Merla been working through the second season, where Kirk gets significantly more boo-tay.  We also happened to catch one on tee vee and it was obvious he'd gotten his space mack on when one scene he's kissing a foil-wearing chick and next thing you know, she's fixing her hair and he's adjusting his boot.  We all know that meant teh sex in the 60's!

Oh yeah, and afterwards, there was the hugest, juiciest fucking spider ever on our ceiling and I had to Hitlerize it.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: IDE on Sep 02, 2007, 06:08:20 PM
I like how the newest star trek tried to emulate the oldest one but seeing scott backula make out with chicks just seems unnatural to me for some reason.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 03, 2007, 02:17:30 AM
That sounds super fucking creepy.  Scott Bakula as a space mack-daddy.  Ugh.  It just doesn't work.  He looks too goody-goody boyscout to me.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on Sep 03, 2007, 11:08:46 PM
I like how the newest star trek tried to emulate the oldest one but seeing scott backula make out with chicks just seems unnatural to me for some reason.

Yeah! He should be making out with Sam and Ziggy in a wild three way!
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: IDE on Sep 04, 2007, 12:00:20 AM
haha
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 04, 2007, 10:24:41 AM
I guess Al just watches as usual.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Merla on Sep 04, 2007, 08:16:27 PM
That sounds super fucking creepy.  Scott Bakula as a space mack-daddy.  Ugh.  It just doesn't work.  He looks too goody-goody boyscout to me.


EWWWWW!!! I don't wanna think about him getting laid. Sick!
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Sam on Sep 06, 2007, 04:47:40 PM
If we're talking about Star Trek, we should be talking about which Dax was hotter.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on Sep 06, 2007, 06:35:23 PM
Curzon Dax of course!

(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/1/15/CurzonDax2368.jpg/180px-CurzonDax2368.jpg)
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 06, 2007, 11:29:49 PM
I'll concur.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Firebird1 on Sep 08, 2007, 01:54:43 AM
And so we now see the real problems behind Deep Space 9..

The best looking character died in a flashback...

Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 08, 2007, 01:05:10 PM
Odo died in a flashback?
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on Sep 09, 2007, 02:12:47 AM
I thought he meant Sisko.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 09, 2007, 09:02:40 AM
Sisko was my second guess.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on Sep 10, 2007, 01:50:40 PM
Well we'd both be wrong, cause it's actually Julian Bahsir.

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Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 10, 2007, 01:55:32 PM
I remember having a crush on him.  And then I realized he was a weenie and the dream died.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on Sep 10, 2007, 02:00:08 PM
That's why you need a real man like Stargate Altlantis' John Shepard.


*Sigh* He's so dreamy. I'm not gay and I'd still fuck this guy.

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Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 10, 2007, 07:09:51 PM
Now would you pitch or catch?  I think you should be his bitch.  Anyway, that guy looks like Richard Gere and Matthew Fox's love child.  Richard Gere would catch.  Matthew Fox doesn't take backdoor deliveries.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on Sep 11, 2007, 12:47:21 AM
Eh....Hand Job and see where it goes from there.


But sadly...even though I want Shepard, I'd proably only be able to get McKay in the sack. *Le Sigh*
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Bitey the Snail on Sep 11, 2007, 12:25:08 PM
What's McKay look like?  I'm too lazy to Google.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on Sep 11, 2007, 05:51:12 PM
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/c3/250px-Stargate_atlantis_rodney_mckay1.jpg)

Not bad...but just not a Shepard. Plus I'd feel like I was having sex with myself since I kinda look like the guy.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 11, 2007, 06:25:53 PM
Add a goatee and pretend you're doing mirror-universe Rama.  Freaky!
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on Sep 11, 2007, 11:35:33 PM
Well I do have a beard....it wouldn't take much. But I refuse to believe I'm the evil Rama, because McKay is Canadian. He must be the evil one.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 11, 2007, 11:40:30 PM
But joe's from Canadian and joe is a force for all that is righteous and good!
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on Sep 12, 2007, 03:31:02 AM
Or so it would seem on the surface. It may be to just gain out trust. It would be just like a dirty Canadian to do such a thing.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 12, 2007, 07:43:07 AM
I'd tap Amanda Tapping. Hell yeah I would.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on Sep 12, 2007, 03:16:50 PM
I'd give Claudia Black and go round. She is more my type.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 12, 2007, 05:59:32 PM
I love her voice but her cheek bones freak me a little.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Merla on Sep 12, 2007, 08:12:46 PM
That's why you need a real man like Stargate Altlantis' John Shepard.


*Sigh* He's so dreamy. I'm not gay and I'd still fuck this guy.

Dude, that is so disturbing!
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Rama on Sep 12, 2007, 11:05:06 PM
Hey don't judge me! You don't know me!!

*Snaps and head bobs.*
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 12, 2007, 11:18:27 PM
Gay dudes are so damn catty.
Title: Re: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek.
Post by: Firebird1 on Sep 12, 2007, 11:32:13 PM
And my enthusiasm for this thread drops like SG1's 10th season....

Most people are going What?