The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on May 21, 2007, 09:51:19 PM
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This must be stopped somehow.
Anyway, she says in her viewings so far that there's no indication Kirk has gotten laid.
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He was doing every chick on that set!
He's the shat-man! Badda dada dee bop bop baddo bop...
ok i'll stop now.
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Yeah he basically fathered like a thousand illegitimate, half alien children all over the galaxy.
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Shatner completely squicks me out in the ad where he's pawing all over the travel agent. Bleh! :P
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Only because of 60s Standard and Practices. In today's NYPD blue world, he'd have a collection of large red Yeoman panties.
And at least she is watching the OS and not TNG. Instead of respecting other cultures, drinking tea, and quoting Shakespeare, she is killing Klingons, making out with Orion slave girls, and making fun of Spock for being different. Besides you wouldn't want her going around the house yelling "Engage" and "Make It So" all the time.
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No, she just sits down next to me and spouts fun facts like pointing out when Spock smiled. And how Shatner must be, like, the fattest vegan ever.
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That's not cool at all. I'd go so far as to say that facts arn't even fun. How about something like "Scotty only had 3 fingers on his right hand and all of the close ups of his hand where a stunt double." or "Harlan Ellison wrote City on the Edge of Forever, but they butchered it and still bitches about it to this day. It's ok though cause he's a douche and got what he deserved."
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I've been watching it late saturday night at 1am.
I find it odd that Kirk and Spock can't go 5 minutes after beaming down to a planet without either getting into a shootout, or being captured by someone and surrendering... and then when they escape they get captured again by the opposing side 2 minutes later.
When you really think about it, that makes for poor storyline.
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I agree with Eddie Izzard - they really should have had options on the phasers like "aliens hear ice cream truck" and "aliens remember they left coffee pot on".
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Eddie Izzard is a god, or at least a demi-god.
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It's all about the James Doohan and Chekhov!
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One down, one to go.
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As long as there are Nuclear Wessels...they'll be a Chekhov.
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Walter Koenig is such a sweetie. Jimmy Doohan could out-horndog IDE with one nut trussed behind his back.
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He could beam chicks up with the best of 'em. Hah.
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I have Walter Koenig's autograph. I'm sure it's worth all of 5 bucks on ebay.
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Jimmy Doohan could out-horndog IDE with one nut trussed behind his back.
If I ever gain any notoriety for fantasy film fame I will put this theory to the test.
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I was just wondering if Shatner's ever performed "Hello". That would be hilarious.
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I have Walter Koenig's autograph. I'm sure it's worth all of 5 bucks on ebay.
I have Alec Guinness. On a picture of him as Obi-Wan Kenobi. It's worth hundreds.
Not really related, but I just like to brag.
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I was right! (http://cgi.ebay.com/WALTER-KOENIG-STAR-TREK-TOS-PAVEL-CHEKOV-SIGNED-PHOTO_W0QQitemZ180127077029QQihZ008QQcategoryZ29494QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) (current bid when I saw this was $5.50)
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Merla been working through the second season, where Kirk gets significantly more boo-tay. We also happened to catch one on tee vee and it was obvious he'd gotten his space mack on when one scene he's kissing a foil-wearing chick and next thing you know, she's fixing her hair and he's adjusting his boot. We all know that meant teh sex in the 60's!
Oh yeah, and afterwards, there was the hugest, juiciest fucking spider ever on our ceiling and I had to Hitlerize it.
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I like how the newest star trek tried to emulate the oldest one but seeing scott backula make out with chicks just seems unnatural to me for some reason.
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That sounds super fucking creepy. Scott Bakula as a space mack-daddy. Ugh. It just doesn't work. He looks too goody-goody boyscout to me.
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I like how the newest star trek tried to emulate the oldest one but seeing scott backula make out with chicks just seems unnatural to me for some reason.
Yeah! He should be making out with Sam and Ziggy in a wild three way!
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haha
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I guess Al just watches as usual.
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That sounds super fucking creepy. Scott Bakula as a space mack-daddy. Ugh. It just doesn't work. He looks too goody-goody boyscout to me.
EWWWWW!!! I don't wanna think about him getting laid. Sick!
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If we're talking about Star Trek, we should be talking about which Dax was hotter.
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Curzon Dax of course!
(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/1/15/CurzonDax2368.jpg/180px-CurzonDax2368.jpg)
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I'll concur.
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And so we now see the real problems behind Deep Space 9..
The best looking character died in a flashback...
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Odo died in a flashback?
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I thought he meant Sisko.
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Sisko was my second guess.
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Well we'd both be wrong, cause it's actually Julian Bahsir.
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I remember having a crush on him. And then I realized he was a weenie and the dream died.
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That's why you need a real man like Stargate Altlantis' John Shepard.
*Sigh* He's so dreamy. I'm not gay and I'd still fuck this guy.
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Now would you pitch or catch? I think you should be his bitch. Anyway, that guy looks like Richard Gere and Matthew Fox's love child. Richard Gere would catch. Matthew Fox doesn't take backdoor deliveries.
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Eh....Hand Job and see where it goes from there.
But sadly...even though I want Shepard, I'd proably only be able to get McKay in the sack. *Le Sigh*
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What's McKay look like? I'm too lazy to Google.
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(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/c3/250px-Stargate_atlantis_rodney_mckay1.jpg)
Not bad...but just not a Shepard. Plus I'd feel like I was having sex with myself since I kinda look like the guy.
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Add a goatee and pretend you're doing mirror-universe Rama. Freaky!
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Well I do have a beard....it wouldn't take much. But I refuse to believe I'm the evil Rama, because McKay is Canadian. He must be the evil one.
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But joe's from Canadian and joe is a force for all that is righteous and good!
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Or so it would seem on the surface. It may be to just gain out trust. It would be just like a dirty Canadian to do such a thing.
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I'd tap Amanda Tapping. Hell yeah I would.
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I'd give Claudia Black and go round. She is more my type.
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I love her voice but her cheek bones freak me a little.
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That's why you need a real man like Stargate Altlantis' John Shepard.
*Sigh* He's so dreamy. I'm not gay and I'd still fuck this guy.
Dude, that is so disturbing!
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Hey don't judge me! You don't know me!!
*Snaps and head bobs.*
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Gay dudes are so damn catty.
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And my enthusiasm for this thread drops like SG1's 10th season....
Most people are going What?