The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: MegatronYES on Oct 03, 2004, 11:19:58 PM
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Is that your real name? You too, Chelsey. If not , then where did you get it from?
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Tom is Derek. (I think I spelled it right.) Chelsey is Chelsey, I think.
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What are you, BTW? Are you like a Robert or somethin'?
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My name is Derrick. I picked tom cuz it's easier to type than Derrick, and it gives me some anonymity, and trust me, Tom is much more evil than Derrick.
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Oh cool. You spell it to where if you pull out 'err', you're 'dick'! :D
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Humans should always be given short names or names that can be abreviated to 4 letters of less. I have a good name.
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Me too!
Dick!
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That you do. My full name, not including monosyllabic middle name, is six syllables. It just feels like too many. I used Becky/Becki growing up and it's so fucking cheerleader. And Rebecca either sounds like a upright secretary holding a pencil with her spincter or a trailer trash whore with eight kids.
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It does. If I ever spoke to you IRL, I wouldn't be able to call you anything other than Nuri, probably.
Yeah, it's Robert. Robert Thomas Dant, aka. Ready to Drink.
God, that is so clever.
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I would like to publish a few books someday and it's so not gonna be under 'Rebecca'. *GARG*
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I had always wanted to name my second daughter Rebecca. Seriously, I like the name.
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Your second daughter? You little slut! :o
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No, damn! I mean like, with the prospective clan of four or five children, I thought of three male names and three female names. Leftovers would be given to the dog or cat.
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:lol: Well good luck with all of those little vermin, and I don't mean the animals.
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Have you ever thought about what you would name your children? I know you probably wouldn't want any, anyhow.
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I would name mine Roscoe, Butch and Lucinda.
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Ah ha ha ha ha. :lol:
Okay, here's mine, by birth:
Robert Thomas, Jr.
Matthew Sephiroth
Randal Wayne
Kimberly Lynn
Rebecca Suzanne
Sarah Crystal
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You'd seriously use Sephiroth as a middle name? And I thought I was being nerdy, naming my rats after FFIX characters.
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I'm Jewish.
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Have you ever thought about what you would name your children? I know you probably wouldn't want any, anyhow.
When I was little, I thought if I'd ever had kids I'd name the boys Bryan or Jake. Girls, I either didn't think about too much or I changed my mind so much I can't remember. One name I liked when I got older was Cruz. As a first name. It was my great-grandmother's. And funny enough, I do like Kali as a real little girl's name.
Would you really name the kid Sephiroth? Even as a middle name it just screams for bullies to come.
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No it doesn't. It's a good name.
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I'm Jewish.
I'm sorry. Now Faye will try to Euthanize you.
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:lol: Ah ha ha ha.
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Uh oh.
No seriously, I think it's a good name. It's not like I'm gonna refer to them all as my "childer" or something.
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Sephiroth is as good a name as Kansas for a kid. Either way, you're asking to have your kid come home every day with a black eye or two.
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No, the army in you will overrule that, Megs, and they'll be your "men".
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People don't get beat up because their names are weird. It's a middle name, anyway.
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They can.
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So can you.
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No, you!
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I know what you are, but what am I?
BTW, did you get my PM?
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So that's what that pop-up must've been. I'll go chell my inbox to see if it's sleeping over there. My blocker killed it.
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My........blocker.....killed you.
Yeah.
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Yes, Chelsey is my real name. I'm not so creative seeing as how my username is a nickname in real life.
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Since we already have a Megatron and a Rodimus you should change your name to Galavasuzie or Chelsey Magnus or Unichelsey or Chelsey Clinton.
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... you should change your name to Galavasuzie
:blink:
Chelsey Magnus
Biggus Dickus?
Unichelsey
Uniboob!!
Chelsey Clinton.
Err... no.
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Whaaaaaaa?
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I like "Biggus Dickus the Uniboob"!
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Have you ever thought about what you would name your children? I know you probably wouldn't want any, anyhow.
When I was little, I thought if I'd ever had kids I'd name the boys Bryan or Jake. Girls, I either didn't think about too much or I changed my mind so much I can't remember. One name I liked when I got older was Cruz. As a first name. It was my great-grandmother's. And funny enough, I do like Kali as a real little girl's name.
Would you really name the kid Sephiroth? Even as a middle name it just screams for bullies to come.
nooooooooo no Jake!everytime you would talk about ur son u would make me remember of my ex! although most of the jakes i know are really cute and frat-kinda boys, like my ex:-D
i love my name, is gorgeous and sexy, if i dont use my same name on my daughter, i would name her francesca, and my son, nicholas or adrian/o
the psychic told me i was gonna have 2 kids, so yeah
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i love my name, is gorgeous and sexy, if i dont use my same name on my daughter, i would name her francesca, and my son, nicholas or adrian/o
the psychic told me i was gonna have 2 kids, so yeah
:lol: they lied
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ow. You're gonna need some salve for that... BURN!!!
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i love my name, is gorgeous and sexy, if i dont use my same name on my daughter, i would name her francesca, and my son, nicholas or adrian/o
the psychic told me i was gonna have 2 kids, so yeah
:lol: they lied
dude its not like im infertile
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It's more of the fact that any penis inserted into you will shrivel off and die on the spot.
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that THAT happens to you when u fuck your dog doesnt mean that happens to other men when they fuck humans
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I said inserted into YOU.
Others are fine.
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Mmm, sweet beastiality.
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I could go for some dog pr0n right now.
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X.X GAG!
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...don't say Gag after we talk about Dog Porn.
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Can we say gag while you talk about dog pr0n?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
@ Toe
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And if Nuri's just ignoring my PMs now, then I am made sad. :(
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Can we say gag while you talk about dog pr0n?
Why would you want to?
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that THAT happens to you when u fuck your dog doesnt mean that happens to other men when they fuck humans
That's just an old wive's tale.
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Oh really?
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Do we have any volunteer dog fuckers in the audience?
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I said inserted into YOU.
Others are fine.
how the fuck would u know anything about it? dude when u stop being a virgin come back and THEN we'll see about what does what.
Do we have any volunteer dog fuckers in the audience?
::waits for tom to raise his hand::
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It's not my fault Peruvians are diseased, Faye. No need to get mad.
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And if Nuri's just ignoring my PMs now, then I am made sad. :(
Sorry, I'll reply to it.
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It's not my fault Peruvians are diseased, Faye. No need to get mad.
what a stupid answer. watch out, seems like you are getting tom's disease
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Ooh. Burn!
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It's not my fault Peruvians are diseased, Faye. No need to get mad.
what a stupid answer. watch out, seems like you are getting tom's disease
penile related carpal tunnel? :huh:
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God Faye, you can't even come up with comebacks anymore, not even against Max. That is so sad.
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damn, u ARE stupid for real, arent u? havent u noticed i dont give comebacks anymore? especially to u, i just decided it was fucking stupid to keep it coming, especially with someone like you. i have better shit to do
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Like treat genital sores?
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see?? better stop now before i turn into a tom :-/
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I'd rather be a Tom than an anti-semetic airhead :P
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There are no cons to being anti-semetic.
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Who's the jew hater?
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Faye, she said: "KERRY'S A JEW!? FUCK THAT! I'M VOTING BUSH!"
Also, there is no truth that Kerry is Jewish, it's just right wing propganda.
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She didn't say she was voting Bush, she said she wanted Bush to win. As a big-headed space alien, she can't vote in our elections. You know that.
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o.o Monkeys are oblivious to evil aliens. We just thank them for enslaving their countrymen to give us fresh sugar and bananas ^_^
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I'd rather be a Tom than an anti-semetic airhead :P
shut the fuck up tom. i had a jewish bf for 8 months. and dont ask me to explain that comment i did cause im not gonna do it.
airhead? fuck yeah, SURE, whatever u say.
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I'd rather be a Tom than an anti-semetic airhead :P
shut the fuck up tom. i had a jewish bf for 8 months. and dont ask me to explain that comment i did cause im not gonna do it.
airhead? fuck yeah, SURE, whatever u say.
Rationalizing? Uh oh... :rolleyes:
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Believe me, she did nothing but love during our little Jewish fling.
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:lol: Spin that dreidel!
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Then watch her shove it into the oven!
But without jews, who would produce movies?
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Uwe Boll.
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There would be no "Chanukah Song".
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:( That makes me sad. I love the jews, Potato pancakes and Klausen pickles rock out loud.
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Tomjew-o!
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I wish I was a Jew. I need the money.
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Convert and see what happens.
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Well I am already circumsized.
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My first name is Cynthia, which sounds stuck up, plus whenever I heard it at home, it meant my ass was gonna get beat. I hated "Cindy" for years. The presence of 3 other Cindys in one class in high school inspired me to use my middle name. I have been Meade ever since. :)
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"Cindy" just makes me beleive that you probably have a lot of herbs on you.
And that you'll die after like, threee fucking hits.
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Where did the Meade come from? I have an aunt Cynthia and she'll jump our asses for calling her "Cindy". Of course, that's probably because my uncle has an ex named Cindy.
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Do you wear pigtails?
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B-but, she's not a blonde.
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No one's perfect.
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Where did the Meade come from?
My middle name, and my dad's middle name and HIS dad's middle name. It was allegedly put in the family name pool by an ancestor who was present at the sealing of the Magna Carta in 1215 at the field of Runneme(a)de. My great-grandmother spent hours & a small fortune tracing every branch and gnarled twig of the family history, and most of it went out to sea when Hurricane Camille destroyed her house in Biloxi in 1969, but she was a member of some group called the Daughters of the Barons of Runnemede, so I'm inclined to believe that's where it came from.
And no pigtails. I did headbands. :P
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Where did the Meade come from?
My middle name, and my dad's middle name and HIS dad's middle name. It was allegedly put in the family name pool by an ancestor who was present at the sealing of the Magna Carta in 1215 at the field of Runneme(a)de. My great-grandmother spent hours & a small fortune tracing every branch and gnarled twig of the family history, and most of it went out to sea when Hurricane Camille destroyed her house in Biloxi in 1969, but she was a member of some group called the Daughters of the Barons of Runnemede, so I'm inclined to believe that's where it came from.
And no pigtails. I did headbands. :P
I feel sorry for you.
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For the ancestry or the headware?
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Whatever. You should sack Queen Elizabeth, she's getting to pushy.
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Then everybody would have to put up with Charles. :P Liz should change the palace locks, give William the keys & retire to Balmoral.
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Give it to Edward. He'll legalize it!
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Then everybody would have to put up with Charles. :P Liz should change the palace locks, give William the keys & retire to Balmoral.
hmmmmm.. William....
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William has jungle fever, he'd never be king.
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no he doesnt! hes gonna be a great king, i can see it!
harry sucks.
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Harry's the man. He's sir smokes-a-lot!
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Harry's the man. He's sir smokes-a-lot!
Connick Junior?
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The prince of England, the one that was getting high everyday./
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he gets laid every day and that's all that matters.
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Still sounds like a Jazz player.
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He should play Jazz.
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girls play jazz on his horn. lucky bastard.
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girls play jazz on his horn. lucky bastard.
Connick or Prince?
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prince Harry.
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he is an ugly fucker. He got his Dad's looks. If William wasn't gay, he wouldn't have a chance.
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I would mind trading places with him.
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No shit. I'd be king, and I'd PWN france again, just to show em who's boss. But then I hate English people, so fuck em.
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Even Alan Rickman?? Ian McKellan?? :(
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Well there are some execeptions... but most are annoying as all hell.
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Other than Hyacinth Bucket ( pronounced Bouquet ), I've never meant any English people that were annoying.
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Other than Hyacinth Bucket ( pronounced Bouquet ), I've never meant any English people that were annoying.
I now have an urge to nervously drop my tea cup.
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....wha?
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sna.
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Smuh
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Other than Hyacinth Bucket ( pronounced Bouquet ), I've never meant any English people that were annoying.
This is a man's actual name? Water hyacinth is illegal in most areas of Texas, btw.
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no she's a character on a british sitcom called Keeping Up Appearances.
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"Keeping up Appearances" is required viewing dammit.
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It's everyone's stepmom's favorite comedy.
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I wouldn't know. I've seen my stepmom twice and then she was no longer my stepmom.
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I've never seen or met mine but I know she exists.
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I have a half-sister that I've never met.
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I have a friend whose father is an evangelist, and never married his mother.
Malik is Leonard Clark's oldest son, at 20 years old. Malik has around fifteen half-siblings that he's never met, and six that he has. Only seven of those births are within wedlock.
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I wouldn't know. I've seen my stepmom twice and then she was no longer my stepmom.
Oh, and I forgot to "WTF?" this.
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i have a 2 years old half-brother
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I wouldn't know. I've seen my stepmom twice and then she was no longer my stepmom.
Oh, and I forgot to "WTF?" this.
My dad supposedly divorced her a couple of years back, so she's no longer my stepmom. But my dad's also a compulsive liar, so it's hard to call.
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:o ....
...so, has he been married to two women all this time?
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It's not that uncommon, though it is kind of a shock when the two wives find out. Like my mom's father left his first wife and married my grandma without bothering to get a divorce first. They don't really chell on that stuff when you're getting married.
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No Meg. My parents divorced way back in the early nineties. He tricked her into a divorce (long story) so he could marry stepho and left my mom to pay his thousands in IRS debt. Then while he was still married to stepho, he got back with my mom (not remarried, mind you). Then he just began withdrawing again and then left one day for some chick named Linda (who spells it Lynnda, teh fuck?) that they knew in highschool. That was months ago and my mom is still taking it pretty damn hard. His idea of leaving was a casual "I'm going. Your mom will put her own spin on things." and then never returning home again. Fucking pig fucker. The minute I no longer need any money from him, I'm severing ties. So in a nutshell, he could be a bigamist but I don't think he is.
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So he's not home now?
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No. He hasn't lived with us for several months now. I'll just have to be the man of the house I guess... :/
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I had no idea. :(
Uuummmm. No jokes here.
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You would if you read the blog. :angry:
Are your parents married?
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Divorced since 1991. I live in Atlanta as does my older half-sister, my mother in Roswell about seven miles north of me, and my father lives in Zionsville, Indiana with his second wife of now... :unsure: ....eleven years, and along with his three other children and my step-sister recently moved within a few blocks of them. My mother never remarried but nearly did in about 1997 but crazied him away.
I have a very good relationship with my father and stepmother and their kids (the "babies"), not with my mother (as she's as crazy as she is well-meaning) and I hate my older sister with a passion that only died out when she and I completely stopped speaking.
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Why did you hate your older sister?
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She's a horrible person. I still hate her, the passion for it is jus tno longer there, since she's just not a part of my life at all. My mother even stopped talking to her. I actually talk to her father more often than I do her. That's basically because I live like a block away from him. Which is really surreal to me, because I remember visiting his house fifteen some years ago to see my sister and shit when my whole family (except her, duh) still lived in Indiana.
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*looks at Megs and Nuri and sings* Can you feel the love tonight...
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:: looks at D and licks lips ::
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Crisco or Vaseline? Ladies choice.
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Oh, I was just thining of cooking and eating him, so I'd take the Crisco.
Good idea, though.