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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on May 16, 2007, 11:39:52 PM

Title: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: B E C K on May 16, 2007, 11:39:52 PM

His show was so unfunny and yet his righteous anger is contagious.
From: Hispanic Business.com (http://www.hispanicbusiness.com/news/newsbyid.asp?id=64887&cat=Headlines&more=/news/more-news.asp)
(Everybody takes the expletives out.  Let's put some back in!)

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"I get kicked out for a fucking caveman and shows that I out-performed because I'm not owned by [ABC Television Studios]...So a fucking Chicano can't be on TV but a fucking caveman can?" Mr. Lopez was quoted in the Los Angeles Times story. "And a Chicano with an audience already? You know when you get in this that shows do not last forever, but this was an important show and to go unceremoniously like this hurts. One hundred seventy people lost their jobs."

Still, five years.  Dude, be grateful for what you got.  Everybody's show is "important" and people lose jobs everyday.  Yeah, I'd be pissed off about the fucking cavemen too but you still have more money than most people in the world will see in their lives.  STFU.

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"TV just became really, really white again," George Lopez told the Los Angeles Times.

Like a few less brown asses on for thirty minutes at least once a week really changes that.

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: Derrick on May 17, 2007, 12:45:03 AM

Fuck George Lopez.

Hehe.

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 17, 2007, 12:47:11 AM

But I can't say that replacing latino heat with emo cro-magnons is really all that good an idea.

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: IDE on May 17, 2007, 12:50:47 AM

I can't believe that fucking beaner played the race card.

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: B E C K on May 17, 2007, 01:14:00 AM

Oh, come on it was so expected.  Especially with people his age.

And one of the shows he out-performed that was being renewed was supposedly "Knights of Prosperity" but then in another article I read that was being axed too.

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: Rama on May 17, 2007, 03:31:00 AM

Time for a fiesta!!!!!

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on May 17, 2007, 08:49:02 AM

...What's replacing his show?

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 17, 2007, 09:12:23 AM

George?  The Geico Cavemen show!  Fire up the TiVo!

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: Derrick on May 17, 2007, 10:58:50 AM

I love the Geico Cavemen... but I don't think it would be a viable series. The novelty would wear off.

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on May 17, 2007, 08:59:27 PM

Are you serious?

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: B E C K on May 17, 2007, 11:15:18 PM

Those cavemen are disgusting.

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 18, 2007, 12:03:30 AM

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"Just because we'll never need Rogaine doesn't give you the right to be biased, shitcocks."

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: B E C K on May 18, 2007, 12:21:02 AM

They should've made a series with the British gecko instead.  In fact, they should've just inexplicably placed him in George Lopez's spot in George Lopez's show.  He'd make it work.

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: IDE on May 18, 2007, 02:25:25 AM

And the cavemen could've been his new neighbors.

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: B E C K on May 18, 2007, 10:23:39 PM

IDE you are truly an undiscovered genius.

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 22, 2007, 11:58:10 AM

So the first episode involves the gecko thinking they're going to jam a stick up his ass and roast him, the cavemen are offended by yet another stereotype and hilarity ensures?

Title: Re: I thought I'd be celebrating more when George Lopez finally got cancelled.
Post by: B E C K on May 23, 2007, 12:10:30 AM

And then Gecko Lopez thinks they're Mexican relatives and has them deported.