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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on May 14, 2007, 12:44:56 AM

Title: Am I a prima donna?
Post by: IDE on May 14, 2007, 12:44:56 AM

So I text this chick with "Hey sexy what are you doin 2nite?"

And she texts back "at Ken's (a bar)...come play"


So I show up and we barely say hi before some dumbass with a spartan helmet made out of beer cartons walks over and they start talking.  I go call some friends at another bar and decide to give her one last chance.  So we start talking and she's like "me and dumbass love 300! We're like obsessed about it!" so then she introduces me to her big sister in the sorority and we start talking again basically going over the basics again cause every time we talk we're drunk and then her big sister grabs her and asks her to play darts and she tells me she's gonna play darts and I'm like go for it.

So then I make another phone call and walk out to my car because I figure this encounter is at an end.  For I have deemed it so.  

But then as I reach my car.  I hear someone yell my name and I sort of turn and wave and stand outside my car talking on the phone for awhile before driving away.  

It was her calling my name but I didn't feel like walking back.  No one dismisses me and then beckons me over.  Who does she think she's dealing with? (well I guess I answered my own question).

She texted me "ouch"

And I texted back "What? Thought you were playing darts.  I gotta hit AJ's for a minute.  We should hang out sometime"


I can't figure out if I'm an attention whore or if she was out of line.  Actually it doesn't matter because I'm leaving here soon...damn it.  I really have to start swallowing my pride during these situations and scoring no matter the cost to my ego.

Title: Am I a prima donna?
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 14, 2007, 03:32:32 PM

What if she has a fetish and won't do you unless you're wearing a beer carton helmet?  

Title: Am I a prima donna?
Post by: IDE on May 14, 2007, 10:38:26 PM

For some reason I don't think putting on armor would bother me too much.

Title: Am I a prima donna?
Post by: Derrick on May 15, 2007, 02:47:40 AM

And yet no face, what are you hiding?

Title: Am I a prima donna?
Post by: Rama on May 15, 2007, 03:51:16 AM

I still hold that his face was horribly disfigured and he now blames Reed Richards for it.  

Title: Am I a prima donna?
Post by: B E C K on May 15, 2007, 07:08:21 AM

I imagined someone like you with a bigger...















...mirror.

And yes, you are.  I'm kinda the same way.  If no one's talking to me then I don't see the point of my being there.