The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on May 07, 2007, 11:11:36 PM
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...than never.
It sucked. Not the movie itself (though I do deduct because those accents grated my nerves), but the whole thing about the gay dudes not being able to be together. (I already knew one of them died, but still....) It amazes me that people care so much about this issue. They aren't violating YOUR ass. Jeez. Notes:
-- Was "Ennis" chosen cause it rhymes with "penis"?
-- Why did he not use the fishing gear? It would've been an easy task to dip it in the water and say he caught nothing.
-- If this is a gay movie, how come so many titties were shown?
-- How did Russell Case survive crashing his plane into that alien ship?
-- If Jake Gyllenhaal replaces Toby Maguire as the next Spider-Man, does Spider-Man become a gay icon by default? If so, will he wear an ascot?
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"Ennis", like the guy from Dukes of Hazzard? His last name was "Strait", though.
I still haven't seen this movie, and I have no plans to. It's the realization of the South Park mention of a movie about gay cowboys sitting around a campfire eating taprioca pudding.
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You aren't missing anything. Don't get me wrong, it's well made, but who wants to spend two hours dealing with such depression? As it was I fast-forwarded through a lot of parts and only had a copy to begin with because Merla Netflixed it for Schmoo.
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What bugs me the most about this movie is that it gave the impression that Ang Lee could direct.
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It certainly does as you watch it. I kept expecting the Hulk to pop out and have a threesome with teh cowboys.
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Hmmmm....I might watch that.
HULK ALWAYS PITCHER! YOU HULK'S BITCH PUNY HUMAN!!
Then Sam Elliot can come in and nuke the tent. Yeah....awesome.
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EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
The Hulk can't be the Pitcher! FTW!
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He could..but I don't think anyone could survive it. I just don't see Hulk as the catcher...he's too Alpha Dog for that.
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Big green cock? This is like Ass Invaders 7 all over again.
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What annoyed me was all the fawning over the leads for their "convincing portrayal of gay men". Funny, I don't remember the presses stopping for any of John Lone's convincing portrayals of straight men. <_<
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It's not a portrayal, he's just finally being normal. :joe:
The Hulk could totally catch. Dudes that are all gung-ho like that seriously want it up the cr0n chute.
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John Wayne's rolling over in his grave.
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There's only one problem with the Hulk plan....
(http://www.shwiggie.com/media/images/hulk_straight.jpg)
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Not after a few kegs of beer and some pot. Then he'll be just gay enough.
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I'm all gung ho and I don't want to be cr0n holed.
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Not even with a lubed finger?
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Nope.
I had an ex that was all about trying to do that to me. It was most annoying.
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Did she get you in your sleep?
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If I ever tried to sleep in when she wanted to go somewhere I knew that kancho combat was going to ensue.
Plus she had long finger nails. This game was for keeps my friends. You protected your pooper no matter what the cost.
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You could have gotten some champagne corks from the bar and slept assured.
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Sounds like a plan. But then you gotta get 'em out with a cork screw.
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I don't need a cork. I have something akin to spider sense that goes off whenever someone tries to penetrate me.
I was in the emergency room once after literally drinking myself into a comatose like state. (My friends couldn't wake me up via slapping me around or throwing water on me so they took me to the hospital.)
Suddenly I awoke through the haze (INSTANTLY!) to find 3 female nursed standing over me. One had both hands around my dick and the other was inserting a tube into a hole that was never meant to be breached.
I quickly swiped the tube away before it could go in any further.
They had a little laugh at this and I was sent on my merry way.
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You fool.
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Add "Afterwards, I wondered if it had all been a dream" and you'll have a fine Penthouse letter.
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I wish it had all been a dream. However the bill for going to the emergency room was all too real :/
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Hopefully, this will teach your friends to play with your asshole next time you get that drunk and save you some moneys.
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You should have waited and saw how they inflated the ballon on the inside.
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OM wasted amn jave mptjomg tp add
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SHIT
PEI CAMNT TY
jeeeeeeeeez
I cannot type for shit ruhgt now
there are eggs cooking
hopefully i dont burn the houise down
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I can't type for shit right now.
There are eggs cooking -
hope I don't burn the house down.
Now you have a nice haiku. :)
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*beats bongos*
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Nice to see he learned a lesson from his hospital experince isn't it.
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well the narcotic...which wasn't a narcotic at the time.
I won't name names but it was a substance that was legal and later marked illegal by our tyrannical government.
It is no longer available legally or otherwise in this area.
Yeah I do some drugs. That just means that I'm experiencing parts of life that you've sectioned off as unreachable because of your fear.
I've overcome that fear. I've ventured into those areas and returned a non addict with the knowledge of an experience that you will never have. So when we both rot in our graves and I've got many a motion picture to carry on my name and you've been a CPA for your boring non famous life. I will have had that much more of a taste of what life had to offer.
FUCK YOU TEA TOTALLING FAGGOTS! YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON A PART OF LIFE THAT EVEN BEARS WHO EAT FERMENTED GRAPES TAKE ADVANTAGE OF.
IN SHORT I AM BETTER THAN YOU! AND SO ARE THOSE FUCKING BEARS!
THE BEARS AND I ARE LIVING IT UP AND YOU ARE A SAD PIECE OF FUCKING FAIL!
good night!
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.....What in bloodiest of hells?
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That is the clearest post I've ever not remembered making.
edit: Clear as in you can read it. Not clear as in it makes sense.
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It's yet another classic set of IDE-isms.
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They can put that on his tombstone. So young..he was only 23 when he was taken from us.
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At least that's what'll say 20 years from now when the heorin puts his aging ticker into a fatal arrest.
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At least that's what'll say 20 years from now when the heorin puts his aging ticker into a fatal arrest.
That's heroinE.
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For killing you she just might be.
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*rimshot*
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Narcotic drugs are the best part of scoliosis! :D