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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on May 07, 2007, 08:42:39 AM

Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 07, 2007, 08:42:39 AM: EAR SPIDERS! (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/07/spiderboy.ap/index.html)

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go run around in a circle holding my head screaming "EWEWEWEWEEEEEWWWW!!!!" :x
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: B E C K on May 07, 2007, 03:11:50 PM: ARGH! It's like one of my nightmares. Jesus. :x
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 07, 2007, 04:01:42 PM: That's why I like nice BIG spiders, like the big black & gold ones who spin giant webs capable of catching flying roaches. How the hell did two get in there, never mind one? I would be so awake if something crawled into my ear.

BLEH!! I'm breaking out my concert plugs tonight! :blink:
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: B E C K on May 07, 2007, 04:26:20 PM: I don't see how you can be that oblivious to something living in your freakin' ear. I get an itch and I go nuts and try to get it out with water. Didn't he ever take baths? Surely that would flush the beasts out.
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: B E C K on May 07, 2007, 04:26:56 PM: OH! And then to show it off! "These were living in my ear." EWWWW! And the mom did it, too. Trashy!
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: Derrick on May 07, 2007, 11:31:42 PM: *Does not click*

x.x
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 07, 2007, 11:35:58 PM: I knew someone who had a roach in her ear. College dorms are NASTY.

I had always heard that, in a year's time, the average person swallows up to seven spiders while asleep. Luckily, I found that to be an urban myth.
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: B E C K on May 07, 2007, 11:40:23 PM: As many as I've seen around, I wouldn't be terribly shocked if it were true.

There's nothing horrible about that link. It's a short, vague, bland few paragraphs and a picture of the dumbass holding up his spider-corpses-- which I can't even make out in the photo.
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 07, 2007, 11:52:34 PM: Besides, it's been on the TV news all day. Nothing gross about it, except there's a dead spider in a vial.
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: Rama on May 08, 2007, 01:36:49 AM: Still better then a Snake in the toliet.
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: IDE on May 08, 2007, 02:03:23 AM: Once when I was little I was riding my bike very fast and I felt something whip my inner ear. I immediately stopped and batted at my ear but nothing happened and I assumed a bug had just hit me and that was the end of it. So I go home and 15 minutes later I hear/feel a buzzing.

Some little flying insect was flapping it's wings in my head.

I ran to the bathroom, grabbed the peroxide, and poured into my ear.

Sure enough a little bug crawls out. I threw him on the floor and stomped on him until he died.

Such is the fate of any creature that dares violate my orifices.
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: B E C K on May 08, 2007, 09:20:53 AM: Dude, this mosquito with mad powets kept attacking me last night. It even felt like he went for the ear. I had to clean my ears before I went to sleep because I kept feeling something in there even though I knew there was nothing there.
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: B E C K on May 08, 2007, 07:49:08 PM: (http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/images/draw/spidersintehear.jpg)
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 08, 2007, 10:45:11 PM: I saw this later and while talking to my mome she mentioned a neighbor who got a bee in her ear, and it punctured her ear drum. I remember her ear drum being popped but never knew what happened to cause it.
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 09, 2007, 02:26:00 PM: Yikes! Aural sex! :P
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: B E C K on May 09, 2007, 07:23:59 PM: I bought a big box of Cocoa Krispies and I can't eat a bowl without thinking about those damn spiders.
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: IDE on May 09, 2007, 09:10:12 PM: Spiders or no spiders I'll eat'm.
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: B E C K on May 10, 2007, 10:21:28 AM: I didn't say I wasn't eating them, just that I think about the spiders when I do.
Title: Just in time for Spiderman 3!
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 10, 2007, 10:32:45 AM: Bet they really sounded like this (http://cgi.ebay.com/kelloggs-SPIDERMAN-cereal-box-full_W0QQitemZ130046912192QQcmdZViewItem)