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Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 06, 2007, 01:24:51 PM: We hate periods.

The End.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Extra Zero on May 06, 2007, 01:49:17 PM: Ironically, you used two in that sentence.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 06, 2007, 01:52:30 PM: A fact that was not lost on me.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Extra Zero on May 06, 2007, 01:55:02 PM: I know what you need!

(http://pinkurocks.typepad.com/photos/pink_fix/hello_kotex.jpg)

HELLO KOTEX.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 06, 2007, 02:12:37 PM: Those are adorable!
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Derrick on May 06, 2007, 02:50:23 PM: IBProfen reduces cramps when taken during the PMS Stage.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 06, 2007, 03:04:18 PM: Cramps are the least of my problems. Besides I'm not the filthy one right now. :joe:
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: IDE on May 06, 2007, 04:09:37 PM: You're extra horny right now right? right?
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Derrick on May 06, 2007, 04:49:53 PM: Kary gets horny the day after, right when she's like done squirting ketchup.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 06, 2007, 05:04:55 PM: Quote
You're extra horny right now right? right?
She says "no".
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 06, 2007, 05:05:47 PM: Quote
Kary gets horny the day after, right when she's like done squirting ketchup.
Schmoo in "all of her experience" concurs. :joe:
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Rama on May 06, 2007, 11:56:25 PM: Still better then pregnancy.

I thank the good lord everyday that I'm a guy and that I don’t have to deal with either of them. Being able to pee while standing is just an added bonus.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 07, 2007, 03:07:27 PM: Having my eyeballs ripped out would be better than pregnancy, doesn't mean I'd want it to happen!
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 07, 2007, 04:21:27 PM: Quote
Still better then pregnancy.

True. I'm annoyed that even though my shop's closed, the merchandise deliveries aren't going to stop anytime soon. <_<
Title: Merla and I agree.
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Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Derrick on May 07, 2007, 11:34:12 PM: I've never fucked a girl on the rag. My friend Eric loves it, though I've never met a girl who's horny while.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 07, 2007, 11:38:16 PM: This dude I talked to in highschool mentioned his friend and friend's gf would do that. Really, I'm thinking more about the mess than anything else. :x
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 07, 2007, 11:54:41 PM: My brother's wife can be a total bitch, but during that particular time of the month she never flips out. Weird in that it's usually the opposite.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Rama on May 08, 2007, 01:23:25 AM: Quote
This dude I talked to in highschool mentioned his friend and friend's gf would do that. Really, I'm thinking more about the mess than anything else. :x
You could do it on Laundry Day.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: IDE on May 08, 2007, 02:18:16 AM: Don't forget to bring a towel!
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 08, 2007, 09:19:02 AM: Quote
My brother's wife can be a total bitch, but during that particular time of the month she never flips out. Weird in that it's usually the opposite.
Maybe she's too tired to be a bitch. That shit takes energy.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Derrick on May 08, 2007, 10:22:50 AM: I am so glad I am a guy.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 08, 2007, 12:22:16 PM: Then again, we have that multiple orgasm option. ^_^
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Derrick on May 08, 2007, 12:48:14 PM: One is enough for me. I end up falling asleep soon after, anyways.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 08, 2007, 12:57:56 PM: Too bad menstruation can't be used as an attack, like that frilled dinosaur from Jurassic Park.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: IDE on May 08, 2007, 03:10:13 PM: I choose you nurichu!

Crotch blood attack go!
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 08, 2007, 05:27:03 PM: CHUUUUUUUUU!! *Fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!!*
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Derrick on May 08, 2007, 06:56:20 PM: OH GOD! I HAD TO WEAR WHITE LACE TODAY!!! AHHH!!!
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 08, 2007, 07:48:03 PM: Chuuu!
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Derrick on May 08, 2007, 09:49:53 PM: OH GOD! IT'S EVERYWHERE! AHHH!!!
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 08, 2007, 10:41:08 PM: (http://www.shwiggie.com/media/datinggame/dg100000.jpg)
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 08, 2007, 11:25:10 PM: Quote
OH GOD! IT'S EVERYWHERE! AHHH!!!
Now it is.

(http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/forums/uploads/post-2-1178684607.gif)

Considering I'm not currently on the spiggot, I wonder where it's coming from. :joe:
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: IDE on May 08, 2007, 11:27:15 PM: What is a schmoo?
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 08, 2007, 11:32:52 PM: Not what, who.

But here's more information on the subject. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shmoo)
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 08, 2007, 11:38:54 PM: I used to watch the New Shmoo.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Bernie AKA on May 09, 2007, 02:20:46 PM: My girlfriend debated between naming her first car Schmoo or Richard Hatchback. Since she was a BG fan, the latter won. :joe:
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: B E C K on May 09, 2007, 07:22:12 PM: For a second I thought that was a Survivor pun.
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: IDE on May 09, 2007, 09:09:13 PM: What about the schmoo that nuri talks to?

Is that a nickname for Merla? Or has she suffered a break from reality?
Title: Merla and I agree.
Post by: Rama on May 09, 2007, 11:13:07 PM: "It's her mom Dude."