The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on May 04, 2007, 12:32:47 PM
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Robert the Doll was running around our house with an odd little goose-step gait (his straw-filled legs don't bend well). I have no idea where the dogs & Eddie were, but I kept following him saying "Robert....Robert, honey, come here...." I finally caught up to him, sat him in my lap and explained that he'd have to go back home to Florida - he just kept turning away, then looking back at me, and I could hear the straw in his body creaking. I gave him some peppermint sticks and he took them and slowly walked out the door onto the deck, looked back and waved.
I was totally calm in the dream, but had to turn on the lights when I woke up. :blink:
On a related note, we stayed at the Tremont House in Galveston over the weekend for Eddie's birthday, but didn't see the gangster ghost, even though we stayed on the 4th floor where he's always sighted. I have seen The Face (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Face_close_up.jpg) at UTMB before - very odd.
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Maybe it's just your biological clock telling you it's time to have a little stuffed demon doll yourself.
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Robert the Doll? Where's that from?
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Key West. Kary loves it.
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I'm sorry to say this, Bernie, but you re full of SHIT. There's no way IN HELL that Robert was at your place. Nope. no way. for no reason. Now, if you are saying that you imagined it, then its ok. But no way he was there.
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It was a dream. FTW.
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THERE'S NO DREAM WITH ROBERT. Bernie, RUN AWAY FROM IT. OR GET A WITCH. SOON
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If only I still worked at LJS, I'd send Merrie the Pagan Manager to your house to do, like, four corners and shit and wave around in her cloak wid her pent-o-gramz. Werd.
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Robert the Doll? Where's that from?
It's one of those scary stories that keep you up at night that I promised not to tell anymore. Needless to say it's all kinds of fucked up Child's Play type stuff.
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I love how Faye was completely unphased by the idea of a doll running around my house; just that I said it was ROBERT. :lol:
And no Rama, I'd had enough of creepy human images, which is why the 1860's oil painting of my great-great-grandmother was in a closet for TS Alison to flood & ruin. She was scowling and the fucker was over 5 feet tall. I wouldn't even go it the room where it was hung when I was little. Gram had a very odd sense of humor, willing it to me. <_<
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LOLOL NO Bernie I hope i didn't offend you with my little rant! it was all a joke (i should have specified it being a joke)
Robert is scary, very scary :(
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Robert the doll reminds of the drummer from gorillas for some odd reason.
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O_o Crazy dream. All mine have the backdrop of Wal-Mart.
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At least you'll always have low, low prices. Always.
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With the giant yellow smilie chasing you around, haunting you.... :blink:
Nah, no offense, Faye. :D Allegedly Robert is nothing to be afraid of, if one is polite and makes introductions. I'l tell him I think he's cuter than most real kids.
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Better behaved too. If all kids did was stare out the window and scare my wife, I might want a few rugrats.
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So what, this is like a ghost doll or something?
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Here, I'll make it optional, and not a creepy photo:
Robert (http://www.wizardsofweird.com/index.php?file=thumbpop&pic=38)
And I'd rather encounter Robert than this "doll" (http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/notorious/necrophiles/story_6.html) :x Some damn freaky people in Key West.
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Thank god, it appears as long as I don't make any voodoo women angry and then receive a gift from them, I'm okay.
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Jokes on you. All of the Board of Trustees at Chick-Fil-A are into Voodo. And you took those guestcards.
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!
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fuk
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True. You think Baron Samedi keeps all those chickens sacrificed to him? He's planning to run Tyson's out of business.
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I lived off of Tyson's until I was about 16 or so.