The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on May 02, 2007, 04:16:21 PM
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Oink.
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He LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVESSSS!!!!!!!!
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Hide the pre-pubescent women!
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Okay! I'll just-- wait, do we have any left? Who's the baby here anyway? Maxcon? What if I just hide him?
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What's he going to do? Flail wildly?
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Don't shave your asshole.
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Don't shave your asshole.
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I am not the Doug you know. I'm a copy of him from a parallel world. I killed him, left his body in the Shadow realms and assumed his identity.
(I see Tom still has the double post virus).
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Yeah, there's no cure for that. All he can do is take a pill and refrain from posting when the boils are present.
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He can always look forward to boil draining day, though.
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I am not the Doug you know. I'm a copy of him
(I see Tom still has the double post virus).
You're the Gantz version of Doug!
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What's wrong with double posting?
;.; I GOT IT FROM FAYE! SHE SAID NOT TO TELL!
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hehe
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I see she got what she wanted out of you. Now you'll have to be double mean to her, in order to get it again.
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Holy crap. The End is nigh.
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Oink.
Baaaa! :D
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*revives his thread*
I won't be posting very often, I have a real life. And I just lost my job I had for 3 weeks and I need to find a place to live or I'll end up homeless. Yay.
The person who showed me one apartment was a hot 20-something... maybe I'll rent just to be near her. ;)
... Anyone here ever read Dean Koontz? I got through Odd Thomas and thought it was the best book I've read in ages.
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Also, there's no Heroes thread. Am I the only fan of this truly awesome series?
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this is the only board I've seen that DOESN'T talk about it.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED WITH YOUR KUWAYZEE UNCLE
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I won't be posting very often, I have a real life. And I just lost my job I had for 3 weeks and I need to find a place to live or I'll end up homeless. Yay.
I can sympathize, but my own lack of work doesn't deter me from posting routinely. I can whistle Dixie while eating crackers, boy!
The person who showed me one apartment was a hot 20-something... maybe I'll rent just to be near her. ;)
There you go, get those short-eyes adjusted to the right wavelength....
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Yeah doug seriously.
I have more of a life than you had before you stopped posting or ever will have after you start posting again.
Having a life is no reason not to post on this board.
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No shit. It takes what, 2 minutes to post?
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Or 2 hours with my connection.
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Well that's your fault. Don't blame us.
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When he wants to post in Mo, he actually gives a note to a small coloured child who runs it to the nearest town where it's inputted in Morse code.
I may rent Heroes eventually but I have no interest to set aside an hour each week to watch it on a fuzzy station. Also I thought it was gonna be a turd so I never bothered with it earlier.
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It reminds me too much of New Universe by Marvel, and just overall the X-Men. I like it, but I don't see it as groundbreaking as others might. Siler is a fuckin pussy, he needs a Magneto-type father figure to show him he has balls.
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Yeah, I was just thinking "bah, mutants AGAIN" when that show first came out.
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That's pretty much all it is. An interesting concept, but far from original, even in the genre.
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When he wants to post in Mo, he actually gives a note to a small coloured child who runs it to the nearest town where it's inputted in Morse code.
"Theys talking about LOST again Boss."
Very good...tell me when IDE posts drunk.
"I wills...I wills."
It's actually not very far from the truth. If I want anything faster then I have now I actually do have to make a trip into the nearest town.
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haha
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We're supposed to get some kind of wireless broadband internet around here very soon...in fact, it was supposed to have already been set up for the area. Hopefully it'll mean at least 1MBps/second speeds soon, but I've learned after five years without it not to hold my breath.
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Dammit, I want something faster, too. Merla said she may pitch in so we can get a faster connection. Oh well, I should be grateful for what I have.
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At least you have an option. My current ISP's idea of providing me and Dial-up "Accelerator" is to turn all my pictures off. Like I couldn't do that myself.
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Whoo, I got a new place. It's one of those efficiency deals in a enormous old victorian house from the 1850s. I'm not there by myself, the place has about a dozen apartments. But the place is large, has a fireplace and kitchenette, and costs less than $400 a month. Ahh, thank you university area housing!
Now... to see if I'm still working at the one place as my employment there's still up in the air after I've worked only 4 weeks there. If I lose it, I have to find a new job fast. :(
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why would you lose it?
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He molested a hamburger.
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And it filed charges, in conjunction with that Big Mac and Double Whopper.
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Wouldn't the Happy Meal and Junior Whopper be more his speed?
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Oh burn.
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That was mean.
It should never be implied someone actually goes to Burger King.
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It's one of those efficiency deals in a enormous old victorian house from the 1850s.
Exterior photo, please. :)
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I'm a little curious myself. I mean I know it'll be forever tainted now, but it might still be nice to look at.
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Tainted house. Whoa-oh. Tainted house.
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It's one of those efficiency deals in a enormous old victorian house from the 1850s.
Exterior photo, please. :)
...I'm slightly creeped out. Although if I wanted anyone stalking me, I'd perfer someone like Bernie.
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Nonono....Rama & I are the architecture fans here. The interest is quite respectable. And considering I'm not even sure what city you're in at the moment, stalking would be a bit ambitious. I have way too many home renovation projects going on at once to consider another hobby.
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It's hilarious how he thinks everyone wants to stalk him. I think if anyone was stalkable, it'd be, like, Faye.
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What the hell happened to Faye, anyway? She go back to her homeland and hasn't found the way out again?
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Doug never answered my question.
Nuri, ban him.
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But then you'd never know.
I have no idea what happened to Faye. She comes and goes. No puns intended.
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Faye comes and goes like a panda eats shoots and leaves.
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In a Zoo?
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eats shoots and leaves
I've had a couple of dates like that. But at least I didn't have to hear them snore. :P
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Or have them maul you with their kung-fu panda-mauling powets.
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It's hilarious how he thinks everyone wants to stalk him. I think if anyone was stalkable, it'd be, like, Faye.
I think people want to stalk and kill me... Can't be too careful nowadays *slips on magic eye*
Pictures will have to wait until I get digitial camera.. the camera phone I have is shit.
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Doug never answered my question.
Nuri, ban him.
Wait.. what?
*reads back*
What crazy uncle?
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You remember your crazy uncle that wanted to change your dougish ways.
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The dude mentioned here. (http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=37.0)
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Oh, well he still wants me to move but if I do, I'd have to get enough money... I'm too broke to move across the country.
And my cousin has a boyfriend so no incest...
...she's getting a free notebook computer from him, and a car, and she can't even bother to pass her college classes.. ...
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I wish I got free stuff.
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You get free insults here all the time.
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Somehow I'd perfer getting free change from panhandling on the corner.
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The trick is to bring some kids in on it. Everyone feels sorry for teh kiddez.
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If they have a dog, I give them a can of the dog food I carry around in the car in case I see a hungry stray. If they appreciate it, I figure they're for real and give a dollar or two as well. If not, they probably have a nice 4X4 parked in a nearby lot and make the corner rounds.
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Although, all the abuse I get around here makes me feel like I'm in a typical, average american disfunctional family. Maybe that's why I stick around so much.
"Don't hit me daddy!!"
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When I was younger I was traumatized by a raccoon who came to the box that was outside of my sliding glass door and stole a kitten. I tried to get outside but the door jammed. The kitten was screaming. I tore the door off it's tracks and ran after the raccoon. It ran behind the garbage cans and I chased it. I picked up a rock and threw it...but I missed. The raccoon carried of the kitten into the woods and I followed but the woods were full of vines that were holding me back. I roared in anger but there was nothing I could do...the kittens screams grew fainter and fainter until I could no longer hear them. With tears in my eyes I grabbed the remaining 3 kittens and held them in my bed sobbing...then I got mad and punched a couple holes in the dry wall, swearing that all raccoons were now my mortal enemies to be exterminated no matter what the cost.
Last night I dreamt I was in my old house and there were kittens everywhere. They were the progeny of my first pet ever "Robert the Cat" who was white with spot markings and a heart shaped mark along his right side.
In the dream I remembered the aforementioned experience and got really worried about protecting the...and suddenly a raccoon appeared. A young one that probably wasn't big enough to carry off these dream kittens (they were already older kittens, like small cats actually, not like the tiny kitten that was taken).
I took up my katana and slashed it's throat as it looked up at me with innocent eyes. Everything kind of went slow motion as the blade connected to it's neck. There was only a little blood and then it died. Then another one came and I was gonna kill it too but then I heard a girl's voice talking about how something (this thing wasn't a real animal some kind of monster) eats the raccoons, the circle of life etc. So I put out some tuna fish and the kittens ran inside the house except for 1 that didn't seem to realize who I was and wouldn't come near me. He ran off into the yard but I had a feeling he'd be ok.
It was the soul of that kitten that was carried off years ago come to tell me to let go of my hatred for raccoons and move on.
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Dear god you're disturbing.
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The poor kitten! That makes me sad! :'(
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It's strange. I only came back to let everyone know I'm alive and not in prison (I was getting sick of seeing everyone assume I was in there), and I ended up staying again.
Oh well, at least there's no one under 18 around here, so no one has to be scared of me. Squirrel's in the single digits, but that's in squirrel years, so his age probably translates into 45-50 in human years. :P