The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Apr 26, 2007, 10:17:02 PM
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It's the last 80s night of the school year...of my last school year.
Strap on your head bands and tease your bangs!
Break our your cocaine and your rubik's cubes!
Once again...for the last time...IT'S ON!
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*puts on a blazer over a t-shirt and rolls the sleeves up*
WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND!?
*emotes*
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So you are going to an 80s theme party, with a bunch of people that barely remember the 80s.
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Thats right!
They were all born in 85 and later!
And i wouldnt have it any other way
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But what good is it in they never Wang Chunged when Wang Chunging was fresh and new damnit!
Oh well. Just Relax....Don't do it, when you wanna come. That's my advice.
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Thats right!
They were all born in 85 and later!
And i wouldnt have it any other way
Except for you, who probably saw the Bicentennial.
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Oh that can't be. He is only 23.
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Exxxactly
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Dude, since we're talking 80's, I just made a sick find. (As in the good "sick" not the bad.) I found old concert t-shirts while I was cleaning out our storage shed: Rolling Stones with a giant version of their logo and the dates "1981-1982"; my mom's from some Summerfest tour featuring BOC, Foreigner, .38 Special, and several others with three German cities and dates on them; and a shirt from a Zeppelin tour "Over Europe 1980" (the freakin' summer before John Bonham's death) with Icarus on it, though he's a bit faded.
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Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I fondled women boobs. And they had silicones in them. They didn't feel fake at all! but then again, I've only touched mine and those. Mine are nice too.
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If you can feel the difference, they paid too much.
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Really? but i thought that you could feel the difference in all of them.
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If you can, then they weren't put under the tissue properly, or at least that's what Howard Stern says. All the ones I have touched I could feel the bag, but I suppose the high quality ones he's touched feel good.
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The difference between the cheap sluts you've felt up and the ones Howard groped are that the ones he copped had rich boyfriends at some point or another.
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Dude, since we're talking 80's, I just made a sick find. (As in the good "sick" not the bad.) I found old concert t-shirts while I was cleaning out our storage shed: Rolling Stones with a giant version of their logo and the dates "1981-1982"; my mom's from some Summerfest tour featuring BOC, Foreigner, .38 Special, and several others with three German cities and dates on them; and a shirt from a Zeppelin tour "Over Europe 1980" (the freakin' summer before John Bonham's death) with Icarus on it, though he's a bit faded.
That could be worth something. If no one is attached to it, you should throw it up on Ebay.
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Fuck eBay, it's mine. Maybe if it was something gross like dolls or somethin'. I knew there was a reason I should've asked my mom for a Cabbage Patch doll back in the 80's even though I fucking hated them.
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And that's why you'll always be poor! Attachment....BAH! I'd sell my Mom's ashes on eBay if I thought I could get twenty bucks for them.
Hmmmmmmmm.......that's not a bad idea.
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Then , people, I have to say that if any of you want to get boob implants you should definitely go to Colombia.
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9 out of 10 women agree... you'll get a paralyzing infection.
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And that's why you'll always be poor! Attachment....BAH! I'd sell my Mom's ashes on eBay if I thought I could get twenty bucks for them.
Well to things but not people. I'd sell people into slavery fast than you could list your mom's ashes.
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Hmmmmm...There are a lot of illegals in your area. Wouldn't be hard to capture and sell them.
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All I really need a large cage, some string, and a few beers as bait.
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Then , people, I have to say that if any of you want to get boob implants you should definitely go to Colombia.
Hi Everybody!
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Boobs and drugs for the price of one! Bleh, who'd want to go to Columbia anyway?
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Prospective Coke Mules.
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All I really need a large cage, some string, and a few beers as bait.
I can get you the cage. I have several human sized cages for reason I'd rather not get into. But for bait I can only offer frozen buritos.
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That won't do at all. They'd never eat your frozen shit when they can beat their wife and nine daughters at home to make ten dozen fresh ones.
I have several human sized cages for reason I'd rather not get into.
Jesus Christ, what? :lol: I thought Bigfoot was in the Pacific Northwest.
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We call him the Skunk Ape or MoMo here.
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The 80's were my reward for having to grow up during the 60's & 70's. :joe:
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So if it holds that every three decades are passable, we're due in about three more years. Barring WW3 of course.
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WW3 doesn't start till the 2042...or at least that's when America gets pulled into it, again.
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I'll need a robot body to be a viable fighter by then :/
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While humanoid robots where used to come extent in the 2020s, their devolpment and matinence is rather expensive, and were generaly phased out by the late 2030s due to an the ecnomic depression.
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What about eating aborted fetuses? Will their stem cells keep me young forever?
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Doubtful. Honestly the best choice is to ascend to pure energy.
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Nah, by that time we'll all have access to Megatech cyborb bodies like Major Kusanagi.
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Awesome. I wonder how many dudes would get chick bodies so they could play with themselves.
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A lot.
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I think more chicks would get male bodies to get the whole dong experience than vice versa.
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There was a part of the Ghost in the Shell manga that had Motoko getting it on with her two buddies on a yacht, and Batou did a ghost dive and got parts stimulated in him that he didn't have. Then she kicked his ass.
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Her buddies were female though right?
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Ostensibly. They might have been cybernetic to some degree.
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Ha, I remember that.
I think more chicks would get male bodies to get the whole dong experience than vice versa.
I doubt that very much.
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Not for me, with all the pocket pool and luggage shifting. Static cling skirts are bad enough.
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Ha, I remember that.
I think more chicks would get male bodies to get the whole dong experience than vice versa.
I doubt that very much.
Explain the strap on dildo then.
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That was in her closet when they moved in. Get out of there! :angry:
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Ha, I remember that.
I think more chicks would get male bodies to get the whole dong experience than vice versa.
I doubt that very much.
Explain the strap on dildo then.
Easy. It comes right off. And you can get double ended ones. A female wouldn't need to obtain a male robot body, they stick with wearing strap-ons or the robot makers would just manufacture a detachable penis bit for the female robot body to wear.
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Fair enough.
Still, I for one wouldn't be trading in my body for a robo chick one.
This pop culture concept of "what would you do if you woke up in a woman's body?" or what have you is ridiculous to me. I would jiggle my boobs a little and then jump off a 12 story building.
The thought of being penetrated and dominated by the likes of me is terrifyi...
oh...oh god...is that what I've been doing to girls all these years!?
The horror!
But wait, you like it and keep coming back for more...what the hell is wrong with you.
Sickos.
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I wish I was surprised this is how this thread ended up...but I'm not.
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The thought of being penetrated and dominated by the likes of me is terrifyi...
By the likes of you, maybe. There are some men I wouldn't mind being dominated by at all. And some guys like to be the ones being dominated.
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Easy. It comes right off. And you can get double ended ones. A female wouldn't need to obtain a male robot body, they stick with wearing strap-ons....
Wow, you know your dildos...!
....or the robot makers would just manufacture a detachable penis bit for the female robot body to wear.
You're talking hermaphroditic robots here...futanari...dickgirls?
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Wow, you know your dildos...!
You're the second person who's told me something like that. And here I thought it was common knowledge. :lol:
And it would come off so I don't see how it's necessarily hermaphroditic. It'd be another matter if it was stuck there.
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I confess to not having spent too much time studying the subject.
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[doHTML]Let the education begin. (http://www.babeland.com/sexinfo/)[/doHTML] :lol:
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THAT'S WHERE IT GOES!?