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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Apr 04, 2007, 10:35:49 AM

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 04, 2007, 10:35:49 AM

At least that's what I'll say when I arrive in Hong Kong.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070404/od_uk_...ngkong_ninawang (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070404/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_hongkong_ninawang)

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: joe on Apr 04, 2007, 10:40:45 AM

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 04, 2007, 10:52:26 AM

Well of course you'd start screaming if you saw the picture at that size.  Anyway, auntie was very eccentric, you know.  :joe:

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 05, 2007, 08:13:14 AM

JESUS CHRIST! GET IN THE TRUCK!

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 05, 2007, 12:20:21 PM

Auntie loved trucks.  That's why she left me 50 in her will. :ph34r:  

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 08, 2007, 07:48:59 AM

fuck i should have learned cantonese instead of mandarin. too late now, i could have become a lesbian just for her. i thought we had a connection

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: Derrick on Apr 08, 2007, 12:24:04 PM

Of all the images of her, why did they pick the picture that made it look like her mouth was having a seizure? Everyone looks crazy with their mouth like that, including Steven Wright.

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 08, 2007, 10:46:45 PM

I really think her seizure-mouth is the least of her problems.  Check of that 'stache for starters.  That and she died.

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: IDE on Apr 10, 2007, 02:12:44 AM

They made anime dolls out of her likeness.  Her memory will live on forever.

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Apr 10, 2007, 03:52:33 AM

Minmei dolls!

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: Retarded_TM2 Rampage on Apr 10, 2007, 05:05:26 AM

Is that a chibi anime drawing of her in the background of that picture? Heh

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 10, 2007, 05:45:04 AM

talking about old hags, my step-mother's birthday is today. i think she's 31 now...maybe i'm wrong. she's getting "old". i already told her that she should be careful because my dad doesn't like "old women" :lol:  

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: Rama on Apr 10, 2007, 06:15:25 AM

Won't be too much longer till you're 31.  

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: Derrick on Apr 10, 2007, 08:56:44 AM

Isn't IDE already?

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 10, 2007, 04:12:51 PM

I hope Merla doesn't see this thread.

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 10, 2007, 08:16:20 PM

WHAAT?!?! Merla is 31?!?!?!?!?!

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 10, 2007, 11:29:56 PM

In about six more months, yes.

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: joe on Apr 11, 2007, 12:07:01 AM

Mmm. Aged like a fine wine.

Tart and tangy, I'll wager.

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2007, 12:23:27 AM

Probably more like owl pellets and hairspray.

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: joe on Apr 11, 2007, 12:34:15 AM

That's so gross. (http://www.powet.tv/forum/Smileys/default/icon_joker.gif)

You're far too mean to your poor sister.

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2007, 12:40:16 AM

I lovf my thither.  I often express love through abuse.  That's why I spank my pussy.
























That being one of my cats.  She enjoys it.

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: joe on Apr 11, 2007, 12:58:57 AM

How do you spank a cat without touching its hole? I mean, cats don't have buttocks.

Title: My long lost aunt is gone.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 11, 2007, 11:17:03 AM

You spank their meaty thighs.