The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Apr 03, 2007, 07:59:13 PM
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Nothin' between February 19th & 24th. That means no one noticed Alan Rickman's BD either. :huh:
The tragedy - if only I hadn't been away....
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Well I just plain don't like Joe. But you, I did miss!
*huggles* DON'T EVER LEAVE AGAIN, MAMA!
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If you asked me off the top of my head, I would've remembered joe's birthday was in Feb but I always forget things like that in the context of everyday life. I've neglected my poor cactus! No wonder they always die. :(
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The truth is, I've stopped having birthdays.
I'll be Forever Young, just like Mel Gibson! Only without all that Anti-Semitism.
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I never thought there'd be a day both Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise had gone crazy. I miss teh eighties!
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Feh. Guess I'll have to go spank Alan Rickman twice then.
*huggles* DON'T EVER LEAVE AGAIN, MAMA!
Mama?! <_<
*redoes taxes and chell new refund amount*
SWEETIE!! *hug* :D
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:lol:!!!!! Reminds me of a lot of people.
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That reminds me... what will be the next trend for adoption? First it was chinese girls, now african boys.... next? latin? I should get me one before it becomes to trendy.
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What about disillusioned graduate students? We need love too!
And share somma that refund, Bernie. I needs me some new suits!
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I'd do you, is that enough love for you?
:joe:
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Yikes. :lol:
What about little Russian children? They have to wait in that long line for McDonald's. Surely some celebrity feels sorry for them.
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We already took Yakov Smirnoff. Isn't that enough?
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Mmmmmm. Smirnoff.
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In McDonald's line, Big Mac eats you!
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Is that before or after the secert police shove red hot irons up your rectum?
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I'd do you, is that enough love for you?
:joe:
Wait whoa, what the hell? Is that directed at me?!
x.x
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You know it is, girlfriend.
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I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT!
;.;
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but of course
all men are. and women too. we are just pieces of meat with brains.
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How nihilistic.
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The truth is, I've stopped having birthdays.
I did this years ago and never looked back.
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I'm not a piece of meat. I'm a very tired, underused brain with pieces of meat attached to me.
I did this years ago and never looked back.
And he's looks as young as ever, rivaling the youthful likes of Gene Simmons and Kenny Rogers.
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I'm not a piece of meat. I'm a very tired, underused brain with pieces of meat attached to me.
Even though you say that, I bet there are guys out there that want to hump you!
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But most guys want to do anything with a hole. That doesn't mean anything.
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So has anyone found it yet?
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What, my hole? Last I heard, they gave up on it like that dude that got lost kayaking from Australia to New Zealand and they only found his kayak.
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No, my birthday thread, you saucy trollop.
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I think it got lost down the hole. :joe:
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:: Pulls on a rubber glove. ::
I'll get it. Now just relax and this will go a lot easier.
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What, my hole? Last I heard, they gave up on it like that dude that got lost kayaking from Australia to New Zealand and they only found his kayak.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:: Pulls on a rubber glove. ::
I'll get it. Now just relax and this will go a lot easier.
ew ew! anual checkup! i hate that shit.
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Did she mean anal or annual? It could go either way!
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Kinda wondering if she is having annual anal chell ups. Last I knew that wasn't part of the standard phyiscal unless you were a guy over 45.
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Faye owns both sets of equipment, just like Cartman's mom.
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You mean Cartman's dad, don't you.
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Touché!
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:: Pulls on a rubber glove. ::
I'll get it. Now just relax and this will go a lot easier.
Back off. :angry:
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Anal sex is being discuaaed, and I am not included?
:(
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But you can be. You and your wind tunnel. :joe:
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What...My hands too cold?
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Did she mean anal or annual? It could go either way!
annual!
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The damage is already done.
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It's their fault. They are nasty.
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What...My hands too cold?
Just don't touch me. <_<
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Oh Jeez! :lol: