The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 01, 2004, 11:19:20 AM
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FTW is going on in my town this morning? I think one passed at either 10 or 7, but I was so sleepy that I can't really remember, I think it was sometime after 10 though.
Yay for no classes on Fridays.
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Tuen on the TV & see if you need to start tying bedsheets together to escape.
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Could be all the old people dropping like flies.
Shall I get some duct tape and plastic wrap?
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Only if you plan on having an S&M party. And if so take PICTURES!
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or you could get a blanket...cause according to some 1960's literature, they can save you from nuclear holocaust
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Yep, it's true. Saved my ass twice!
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Duck and Cover!!
So when you hear the sirens... that's right... duck, and cover!
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Or fling poo. Flinging poo is always fun.
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.... Ew
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But the special is cr0n today!
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When I'm at work and I hear sirens, I always looked for the cop car only to find out it was my co-worker's phone with the ring set to sound like sirens. And in my tai chi class, I always hear sirens. (The building's near a busy street downtown, so it's not out of the ordinary to hear sirens coming and going a lot.)
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tai chi? Are you trying to learn how to kick ass like David Carradine and Stevan Seagal?
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You know it.
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Steven Segal does Akido. That's what the know-it-all in class had to say about it.
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when u live in a university, you hear sirens like a tohusand times per day. especially in the first weeks of classes, fucking freshmen trying to be smartasses.
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Doing what? Like raping things or tagging stuff? :mellow:
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mmm . . . rape . . .
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Yeah.
:unsure:
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FIU is fulla ghetto ass thugs in the dorms, yet I never see em in any classes, nor do alot of people. Just alot of em stay in the dorms and ghetto it up.
They caused a riot last sign up session.
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Doing what? Like raping things or tagging stuff? :mellow:
both, but generally they just try to be macho
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It's called marking their territory and proclaiming dominance.
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why dont people just pee on each other like they usta to do back in the day.
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*pees on Toe* Who said I didn't?
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Sorry my dogs pissed on me first. So legally I belong to them.
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DAMN!
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Those types of people should just head butt each other until one of them dies and continue with each territorial challenge until there's only one of them left. And then the rest of us can, like, gang up on the survivor and kill it.
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Yeah, but what would we call the show?
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Angry Beavers?
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American Gladiators?
But screw the padded headgear and giant steel balls. We'll go back to Roman gladiatorial combat and give them swords and throw in a few lions.
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That sounds more like a Siegfried and Roy show.
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Which is like Father of the Pride.
God, why must all of our threads become intertwined?
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I know. I bet we all have our periods at the same time too!
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Okay, then who else here is finishing up?
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<_< jeeeeeezus.
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What? WHAT?
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You're being yucky!!! :o
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So! What's it to ya? If I have to suffer, so do you! =P
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Though to a lesser extent, I've suffered by way of the same activity! I've had live-in girlfriends.
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Until your penis actually convulses and bleeds for days, it's not the same thing.
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Oooowuuukay, that was it! :unsure:
::walks out of thread ::
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Thank you and goodnight! ::cues applause::
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::points fingers in the air ::
Thank you! You've been great!
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Must resist... cracking another gross... period joke...
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First, concentrate on trying to resist cracking your period.
Oh, I hate/love myself.
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Cracking my period? Is that like breaking the sound barrier or something?
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No. :( It's more like.... shut up! :angry:
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I disected a sheeps heart today x.x
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I pissed on myself this morning X.x
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You're being yucky!!! :o
haha my ex also calls it "the yucky"
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I can see why you still love him.
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nah, we just still like each other...the onyl reason we broke up its cause he was gonna leave for cali
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I pissed on myself this morning X.x
Why? :ph34r:
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Sometimes when I piss in the morning I get like 3 distinct streams.
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FTW? :lol:
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Sometimes my piss smells like coffee or campell's chicken noodle soup.
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Sometimes when I piss in the morning I get like 3 distinct streams.
Honestly ladies, that's not entirely uncommon!
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Are you sure you're not forcing your finger over the pee and making it stream, like I sometimes do with the garden hose?
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No, dried cum can obstruct the urine flow. It causes the piss to spray everywhere, and causes me to be a couple of minutes late cuz I gotta lysol everything.
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Seriously.
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I shouldn't have read that while fucking EATING A BANANA!
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o.o
I WANT ONE!!!
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...That's just wrong.
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o.o
I WANT ONE!!!
I'll bet you also want a BMW and a Hugh Grant love doll.
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Hey fuck you, bananas are full of potassium!
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No, dried cum can obstruct the urine flow. It causes the piss to spray everywhere, and causes me to be a couple of minutes late cuz I gotta lysol everything.
There's no way to clean it out before you go? Like with a qtip or a bottle brush or something?
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maybe if u pee harder?
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No, dried cum can obstruct the urine flow. It causes the piss to spray everywhere, and causes me to be a couple of minutes late cuz I gotta lysol everything.
There's no way to clean it out before you go? Like with a qtip or a bottle brush or something?
:lol: :lol:
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Dip it in a little Draino before going.
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maybe if u pee harder?
Ah ha ha ha ha!!! :lol:
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o.O; That just proves you lack penis!
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so that means men cant pee harder?
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Not exactly. A little harder, but usually we're already peeing as hard as we can.
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Right. That way we won't have to clean the bowl every weekend. We end up doing it once every night.
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I saw my first viewing of How Clean Is It? earlier this week. They visited a single guy's home, I mean filthy cobweb-laden roach-infested hovel, and his toilet had a large, crusted pee-covered dung ring in it. Nast!
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Why does "crusted dung-ring" sound like something Emeril would make?
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BAM! (I won't describe what I picture happening with that.)