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Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Max Con on Oct 01, 2004, 03:57:15 AM: Ask me anything.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: B E C K on Oct 01, 2004, 04:01:51 AM: Was it a sexy puppy?
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Max Con on Oct 01, 2004, 04:03:31 AM: Busted a nut or two.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: B E C K on Oct 01, 2004, 04:06:42 AM: Why were you chasing it? Was it your puppy? Why did it run? What color was it? Were you chasing it for so long because it's just that fast or is your ass just slow? How'd you catch it?
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Max Con on Oct 01, 2004, 04:13:44 AM: Lost puppy. Not mine. Little dog, big person. Black as the night. Paranoid dog. Managed to get it to let me pet it, then a swift pick up.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Max Con on Oct 01, 2004, 04:34:52 AM: http://isoldmysoultonumbus.5chan.net/i/131...___ca29f9b4.swf (http://isoldmysoultonumbus.5chan.net/i/131487_megaman_rhapsody_swf_flashzips__1096248392___ca29f9b4.swf)
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Fiero on Oct 01, 2004, 08:02:32 AM: Did the puppy lick you?
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: tomduo on Oct 01, 2004, 10:42:18 AM: Quote
Ask me anything.
The things you'll do for a date...
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 01, 2004, 11:16:48 AM: Quote
Did the puppy lick you?
He should at least buy it dinner first.

What's the puppy's name? Do you own it?
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Max Con on Oct 01, 2004, 11:31:57 AM: No idea, no.

It's some pekiness yelper dog that was outside at 1:30 in the morning. I couldn't just let it possibly be attacked by powerful hungry coyote!

It's house trained as far as I can tell, so he definitely belongs to somebody.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: B E C K on Oct 02, 2004, 12:00:20 AM: Keep feeding him over a period of 72 hours in my county and he's yours.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Max Con on Oct 02, 2004, 12:39:33 AM: He's already become buddy with my mother.

Yeah, he's probably ours if no owner is found now.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: The D on Oct 02, 2004, 11:01:43 PM: Max's linking to 5chan?

That's borderline furry there...
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Max Con on Oct 02, 2004, 11:21:07 PM: I prefer the Shota and Flash/Zip section, personally.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Max Con on Oct 03, 2004, 12:13:44 AM: Little dude chased a little kid down the street who ended up tripping and banging up his knee.

Mom doesn't like him now.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Oct 03, 2004, 11:13:43 AM: My dog once chased a girl down the street who was carrying a violin case - he probably thought it was a dog.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Extra Zero on Oct 03, 2004, 12:06:43 PM: Quote
Little dude chased a little kid down the street who ended up tripping and banging up his knee.

Mom doesn't like him now.
Did you tell the kid that he shouldn't do drugs? *rimshot*
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 03, 2004, 12:16:15 PM: I read that and saw rim job... XD
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 03, 2004, 12:39:45 PM: I love it when people are afraid of dogs. Fucking pussies.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Max Con on Oct 03, 2004, 01:25:59 PM: Especially when the dog is barely 8 inches high.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 03, 2004, 04:57:03 PM: You know, like there' s big stuffed toy tha t looks like a Rottweiler sitting in the front of a toy store and this big fat "canine-o-phobe' will walk around it through different aisles in order to get to the TFs. Phobias like thatexcite me.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Fiero on Oct 03, 2004, 04:57:42 PM: And is blind. I saw that actually happen once. A dog chased a kid, and the dog was blind. Sadly, the dog hit a tree (pretty quick) and whimpered as close back to his house as he could.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 03, 2004, 10:17:40 PM: Quote
Max's linking to 5chan?

That's borderline furry there...
why you are always talking about furries?? "furries this, furries that" u tlak about furries almost in every thread, and yet u criticize those weird people. that is like a denial, huh/
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 03, 2004, 10:58:16 PM: No. It isn't.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: B E C K on Oct 04, 2004, 12:24:52 AM: Quote

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Max's linking to 5chan?

That's borderline furry there...
why you are always talking about furries?? "furries this, furries that" u tlak about furries almost in every thread, and yet u criticize those weird people. that is like a denial, huh/
LOL. You're not the only one thinking that either....
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 04, 2004, 12:26:42 AM: Yeah. Well. She should be.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: B E C K on Oct 04, 2004, 01:15:00 AM: Where's MegatronNO when you need him? <_<
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: MegatronNO on Oct 04, 2004, 01:49:11 AM: Ask and ye shall receive.

NOT!
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: B E C K on Oct 04, 2004, 03:02:01 AM: That would've worked better if you hadn't actually created a new account and posted with it.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 04, 2004, 09:01:17 AM: What proof do you have that it's me? That account clearly has a completely different e-mail address.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 04, 2004, 10:53:02 AM: Worst Alt-ID ever!
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: The D on Oct 05, 2004, 10:03:39 PM: Quote
I prefer the Shota and Flash/Zip section, personally.
I knew you were gay Max, but little boy hentai???? :(

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why you are always talking about furries?? "furries this, furries that" u tlak about furries almost in every thread, and yet u criticize those weird people. that is like a denial, huh.
OMG I'm a closet furry! *stuffs fursuit under bed*

Actually, I don't bash furries nearly as much as people at Something Awful.

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What proof do you have that it's me? That account clearly has a completely different e-mail address.

No one ever has MORE than one email address..... yep... <_<
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Max Con on Oct 05, 2004, 10:13:22 PM: You've never been to those sections, have you, dingus?
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Max Con on Oct 05, 2004, 10:14:31 PM: Near the bottom.

Not under Yaoi.

Dingus.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 05, 2004, 10:29:28 PM: Mmm, shotakon and Guru!!!
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: The D on Oct 05, 2004, 10:39:20 PM: Yaoi - Shota-con
yaoi = homosexuality
shota-con = underage male hentai.

unless you mean the (straight) shota-con, which is underaged boys fucking underage girls, which means you're still a sick fuck Max.

And Guro = Blood, death, violence, defacation, watersports, ect.

:wacko:
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Max Con on Oct 05, 2004, 10:40:55 PM: Ten year old girls getting fucked in the ass is funny.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Oct 05, 2004, 10:44:48 PM: ...well yeah it is.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Fiero on Oct 05, 2004, 11:19:09 PM: I could go for some pre-teen pr0n right now.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: B E C K on Oct 06, 2004, 12:15:16 AM: LOL, I looked up Megatron in my Admin center and sent a yahoo invitation to the club to the hotmail address. Is yours a hotmail or a comcast?
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: MegatronYES on Oct 06, 2004, 03:00:36 AM: Both.
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 07, 2004, 09:57:42 PM: Quote
Yaoi - Shota-con
yaoi = homosexuality
shota-con = underage male hentai.

unless you mean the (straight) shota-con, which is underaged boys fucking underage girls, which means you're still a sick fuck Max.

And Guro = Blood, death, violence, defacation, watersports, ect.

:wacko:
how are watersports related to the others?? :huh:
Title: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy
Post by: B E C K on Oct 07, 2004, 11:04:23 PM: How can you say that?! Waterskiing and water polo are terrible, horrific things!