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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Mar 19, 2007, 07:38:58 PM

Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 19, 2007, 07:38:58 PM
Seriously.  None of the food I've been feeding my cats as of late is on that list and they seem to be doing okay. Still tho'...  jeez, fuckin' poisoners.



Recall list: http://www.menufoods.com/recall/product_cat.html (http://www.menufoods.com/recall/product_cat.html)
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: Rama on Mar 19, 2007, 07:54:24 PM
EH!!!!!!

Both my Dogs and Cats eat Iams.  
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: Rama on Mar 20, 2007, 12:44:37 AM
Oh it's only on canned food. The Iams I feed my pets are all dry food. That's good to know. When it comes to can food I go with Cesars and Sheba.  
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 25, 2007, 12:13:18 PM
I should feed that to my sister.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 25, 2007, 11:25:00 PM
I think it's less affective on human beings.  I read somewhere it was mold in the gluten, and in the paper I read it was rat poison.  FTW.
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Post by: Rama on Mar 26, 2007, 12:27:41 AM
Chinese Rat poison. It's a plot by those Red Chinese to kill off us capitalist American pigs. And if I didn't need them to make my DVD player I'd be really put off right now.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 26, 2007, 12:32:34 PM
It's a plot by Chinese animals to kill off our American animals.  Duh.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 26, 2007, 09:07:32 PM
Talking about rat poison, that reminded me of a story my roommate told me she read in a Hong Kong newspaper. This guy was in a LOT of debt, so he decided to commit suicide. He tried 3 times, and failed all of them (don't ask me what he did, for I do not remember). Anyways, the 3rd time he was like fuck this shit, I'm going old school. So he borrowed all this money from I don't know where, spent it all and then drank the strongest rat poison to commit suicide. He woke up 3 days in the hospital. The damn poison was expired and it didn't kill him :lol:  and of course now he's in more debt cause of the hospital bills! haha i wonder if he tried to commit suicide again <_<
Anyways, I would have expected the poison, EVEn if it was expired, to kill him, cause come on, so much shit can kill you if you eat it when its expired, and rat poison won't do it? bs
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: Derrick on Mar 26, 2007, 09:23:03 PM
Sounds like an urban legend...

But you're a real failure if you can not kill yourself.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2007, 01:26:04 AM
He couldn't do it Cobain-style?
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: joe on Mar 27, 2007, 01:30:22 AM
There's a woman around here trying to secure her fortune by suing this company. Apparently her dog wouldn't eat it, so she started eating the food herself so as to demonstrate to the dog what it should be doing, and she got sick. Or so she claims.

Hahaha. Fucking ridiculous.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2007, 01:35:31 AM
Fucking whore.  I hope one of the people who lost a pet "accidentally" shoots her.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: IDE on Mar 27, 2007, 01:35:49 AM
All my cats and dogs are dead D:
 
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2007, 01:44:56 AM
Which has nothing to do with the pet food, does it?   <_<  
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: IDE on Mar 27, 2007, 02:04:12 AM
not a thing. :P
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Post by: Rama on Mar 27, 2007, 02:30:33 AM
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He couldn't do it Cobain-style?
Courtney Love is going to kill him and then make it look like a suicide.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: joe on Mar 27, 2007, 02:33:15 AM
God, she's so ugly. Please don't mention her name again.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: Rama on Mar 27, 2007, 02:35:02 AM
Who? Courtney Love?  
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: joe on Mar 27, 2007, 02:39:19 AM
Bastard. She makes my skin crawl.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2007, 02:44:11 AM
IDE would still bang her.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: joe on Mar 27, 2007, 02:49:40 AM
Yes, but he's Earth's number one player, put here by God to please all women.

You didn't know?
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2007, 02:55:19 AM
No.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: joe on Mar 27, 2007, 03:04:00 AM
I would think his frequent posts detailing his sordid adventures would have tipped you off by now. He's Casanova reborn, there can be no doubt.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: Rama on Mar 27, 2007, 03:07:25 AM
I just sorta skim those looking for my name to make sure I didn't unknowingly sleep with him.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: joe on Mar 27, 2007, 03:13:48 AM
"I totally lied to Rama about how old I am, but I think he's on to me, dammit!"
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Post by: Rama on Mar 27, 2007, 05:32:28 AM
Wait....He's not 23? It's like 9/11 all over again.  
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2007, 12:38:50 PM
I did #1!!1111  Teh gods have smiled upon their golden winged messenger!!!!!1 342tghhh
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Post by: IDE on Mar 27, 2007, 05:01:20 PM
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Wait....He's not 23? It's like 9/11 all over again.
nicely done.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2007, 05:17:39 PM
That reminds me, we were talking about worse fears the yesterday.  Apparently, some queermo who works with-- er, someone I know (heh) is afraid of teh butterflies.  So I was saying that there are waaaay scarier things than butterflies and began naming them.  Among the list were:

death
rapists
sharks
crocodiles in the bath tub
things swimming up your ass
plane crashing into your house (we live in close proximity to an airport, it could happen)
getting run over by a car
terrorists
vampires
ghosts
vengeful spirits
werewolves
poison snakes
family members dying
your children/pets being molested
falling off a tall building
zombies
having a tall building fall on you
falling off a tall building that's falling over
falling off a tall building that's falling over while another tall building falls on you
bears (specifically being torn to pieces by them)
being shot
failing life :joe:
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2007, 05:19:32 PM
spiders laying eggs in your ear
cochroaches crawling all over you
tsunamis
massive earthquakes
aliens
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: Rama on Mar 27, 2007, 10:04:02 PM
And the Mothman, The Jesery Devil, and Big Foot. (The creature, not the monster truck. But the Monster Truck is pretty scary too.)  
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 27, 2007, 10:09:58 PM
You know what else is scary? YOUR FACE!
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 27, 2007, 11:34:05 PM
One of my dogs died today, but it had less to do with poisoned food and more to do with old age and heartworms.
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: IDE on Mar 28, 2007, 01:35:27 AM
man i wanted to say somethin funny but squirrels dog dying negates that urge
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 28, 2007, 10:25:16 AM
Sorry about your dog, Drunky.  :(
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 03, 2007, 07:38:35 PM
RIP,Schwiggiepup.  :( We got tired of a new crisis every week, went to Petco & got Natural Balance for all 14 critters.  Their stock probably jumped after the charge went through, but at least we're not wondering anymore  <_<

VAMPIRES??  Somebody hasn't seen Blood Ties, the ONLY reason I will EVER click on Lifetime channel.   :wub:  
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: B E C K on Apr 03, 2007, 08:51:03 PM
Not "televysion for wymen"!
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 04, 2007, 12:44:17 PM
I know - I make damn sure the curtains are closed before I turn it on.  But I'm so delighted that the book series I love hasn't been poochscrewed by the visual adaptation it could be on the roller derby channel.  Besides, I'd do both Christina Cox and Kyle Schmid. :evil: Decent writing and eye candy taste great together.  
Title: Are your cats and dogs okay?
Post by: B E C K on Apr 04, 2007, 01:53:06 PM
I haven't had Lifetime for while so I guess it's non-issue.  Still, I'm not apt to trust a women's network after WE cancelled the acclaimed and fabulous Aussie show "McLeod's Daughters" to hold "Bridezilla" marathons and screen such gems as "Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights".