The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Mar 15, 2007, 11:44:32 PM
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It's happened. A girl has found out about my age lying. She heard I was in my late 20s so i told her 26. I hope she doesn't dig any further...
Some fucking judas sold me out because he likes her. I don't know what I'll do when I find out who it was.
I haven't felt this shitty since 9/11.
edit: Also, what a steaming pile of shit that guy is. To have to sell me out because his good qualities are over shadowed by my own. If this was ancient greece I'd skewer that fuckstain sparta style.
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You could just tell her you're 29. If she really likes you it won't matter.
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oh wait I forgot to mention that along with the whole age lie, the guy also told her I was making out with some other chick on tuesday night which is only partially true...
because I made out with 2 chicks that night.
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She's a lucky gal.
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The little angel actually thought at first that this other guy was lying to her to make me look bad.
She believed in me.
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Then why did you tell the truth? Not that I have anything against the truth, but, you know...
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You need help, major therapy that is.
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Because she asked to see my driver's license. I didn't have it on me but I decided to concede defeat (and even then I just raised my age to 26). If this had just been about making out with some chick I'd have denied denied denied. But this sack of shit rat bastard vanhelsing has struck me where I'm most vulnerable.
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Agreed, take the celestial warning and don't fall.
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Do you have a fake license? If you had a fake license to back up your claim, you would've been golden.
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I've been entertaining that thought for over a year now.
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Jail time is totally worth it.
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Yeah, you'll be the most popular piece of jailbait ass in Cellblock C!
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23 isn't baity enough. Especially when he's a 30 yr old in disguise.
I'd do the Transformers' noise now but I can't.
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I haven't felt this shitty since 9/11.
By the way, when people say stuff like this, it irks me. Were you supposed to be either on one of those flights, the Pentagon, or in the Twin Towers, or was someone you loved killed in the attack?
My Dad was supposed to be, but his boss got sick so the business trip was postponed (It only took Federal investigators 3 years to confront the company about why my Dad's meeting for that Tuesday, which had gone on for every tuesday for almost a year, was cancelled that day) which was the only reason he was not caught up in all that shit, but even I don't feel like I should complain. If someone you did love was killed, or you were supposed to be there, maybe you could feel like shit, but otherwise... no.
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Jail time is totally worth it.
There are sites that sell novelty IDs that say "novelty" on the back. I would never present the ID in any sort of official capacity. I wonder if that makes it ok.
Yeah, you'll be the most popular piece of jailbait ass in Cellblock C!
More like the deadest piece. Anyone who holds a filed down plastic knife at my throat is gonna have to go ahead and kill me if they want a piece of this. But they better watch out for the involuntary bowel release that accompanies their necrophilia.
If someone you did love was killed, or you were supposed to be there, maybe you could feel like shit, but otherwise... no.
I can't help it. I remember this feeling. It feels the same way. Same sort of hollow "Is this really happening?" type feeling.
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"I feel the same way about my real age as the day hundreds of people died." This is an internets joke, right? You're a twelve year old posting here while surfing for Sponge Bob pr0n.
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Does this make me a monster?
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No, it makes you silly. You'd be a monster if you slit these girls throats and bathed in their blood to restore your lost youth.
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Which totally works. You should try it.
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And how! My eye doctor thought I was still in high school.
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I bounced back last night by making out with 2 hot young broads and almost making out with another (she tried to make out with me but I gave her a pop kiss instead...maybe I am getting old). I have all of their contact info and they have been added into the stable as follows:
4) Courtney
5) Megan
6) Kim
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Who're 1, 2, and 3 again?
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You're actually keeping track of this stuff?
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1) Jazmin
2) Kristen
3) Jackie
I've scaled back from the 10+ at a time days. I had spread myself too thin, there are a few others but I'm considering them a b list.
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You're actually keeping track of this stuff?
No, I'm just curious. I don't like incomplete lists. It's just a quirk of mine. Just like I didn't like that beetle dying out in the hallway, so I put it in a nice patch of grass to die. Or how I keep my plastic bottle in my bag when I'm done with it so I can take it home to recycle.
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I do that with Glass bottle. It just seems wrong to throw them away.
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I just had sex with an old #1. I think I made a post about lamenthing her loss months ago...but she came back...for the sex.
Sex, actual street fighting, and 2D fighting games, those are my god given talents.