The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: tomduo on Sep 30, 2004, 11:51:47 PM
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I was born.
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nobody cares.
happy we wish you were never born day.
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I'm sorry tom that was too mean.
Happy birthday.
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::looks back at forum front and scrolls down:: Oh yeah, there you are.
Doing anything special for the day?
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ya
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Scott would never say that!
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Yeah. But you would.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid birthday.
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Have birthday pie! And that's not a sexual metaphor for anything, I mean an actual pie.
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Or do the sex thing.
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Fuck you except the nice people. AND CYCLOPS OWNS YOU ALL!!!
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Happy birthday, Tom!
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A very happy birthday to you!
*hands Kary the paddle & birthday corset* Here - I have a happy hour tonight. B)
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o.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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Happy belated Day of Birth!
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yeah, what she said.
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Happy birthday.
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I was nice, I said you should have sex.
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Happy belated Day of Birth!
FTW? How can it be belated when you replied on the correct day?
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When she drank the bottle of vodka she was going to give me as a present? If I knew these things, I'd be makin the big bucks.
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Merla is actually blonde. Of this I'm almost certain.
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A blonde mexican?
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Latina/Chicana/Hispanic. Not Mexican. =P
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The fuck you know, Muhera.
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Jessica Simpson blonde or Charo blonde?
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Charo's scary.
COOCHIE COOCHIE!!
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AYAYAYAYAIIII
Some Cubans are naturally blond. I suppose Mexicanas could be too.
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Doubtful.
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Well Spainiards are Europeans. :P
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The fuck you know, Muhera.
mujera
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Pinche madre.
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Chupa mi pene, sucio maricon. ^_^
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No one's gonna do that. Not even your woman.
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o.o You're just mad because you don't get great Birthday Presents like that ^_^
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The sad thing is, he wasn't always evil.
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...actually I was.
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Lamer =/= Evil.
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He went straight from lame+boring to lame+evil. He forgot to stop for cool+evil.
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Lamer =/= Evil.
o.o Is Lamer even a word? NO!
*hands Max a dictionary covered in Poo*
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But L4M3R is!
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Yeah, but he is not ellite.
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Pinche madre.
Chingate, bitch.
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<---------------- p3wned
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Lamer =/= Evil.
Try this:
Lamer != Evil.
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Mathematical version = lame
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But easier to understand. I didn't bother trying to figure out what =/= was suppose to mean.
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does not equal.
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I see that now, it's just confusing. It looked like = / = and not like an equal sign with a slash. There is a character like that. Why not just use it? And if you can't, why not use != which is essentially the same? =p
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Because it's lame!
=/= is the cooler, slicker brother of the pussy !=.
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It is not. In fact, =/= kinda looks like a pussy.
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:: turns head sideways ::
Huhm. <_<
Uh.
No. <_<
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Have you no sense of imagination? The equal signs are the legs and the slash is the opening! Hello?! =p
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:o Oh, ooooooooonhhhhhkkaaaaayyyy......
I thought you were implying...scar tissue.
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Scar tissue? From what, giving birth to Baby Razorblade? X_X
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That remind me/I'm trying to change the subject.......I was the largest baby ever born in St. vincent's greater Indianapolis hospital. There was no C-section, and my mother is a rather smallish woman. Thus the broken collar bone that I posses. I can do the arm thing.
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Arm thing? And Jesus, your poor moms.
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Nah, she probalby deserved it.
I'm not dislocating it tachnichally, but it just looks exactly like I am dislocating it because my arms are off-set to begin with. I can wrap my arm over my head and under my chin and touch the adjacent ear with the palm of my hand.
:ph34r:
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::tries it and can only reach her chin::
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Yeah, and your breasts are probably digging into your ear! Ah ha ha ha ha!! :lol:
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They are not!
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Well. Make them.
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Chelsey, Bernie, you do it too.
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Mine aren't that big.
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Neither are mine, but you don't hear me complaining!
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Sorry, I was napping in my hotel room at the time. B)
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I can wrap my arm over my head and under my chin and touch the adjacent ear with the palm of my hand.
Watching a naked girl try to do that on a webcam is the greatest thing ever!! Thanks Megs!!