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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Feb 26, 2007, 03:12:17 AM

Title: Blue Balls
Post by: IDE on Feb 26, 2007, 03:12:17 AM: I'd forgotten what it was like.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 26, 2007, 02:36:06 PM: You are hilarious.
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Post by: Guest on Feb 26, 2007, 03:40:06 PM: What are blue balls?
Title: Blue Balls
Post by: Derrick on Feb 26, 2007, 06:30:56 PM: When a girl teases you into thinking you're getting some, and all you're left with is a sad masturbation session that does nothing but waste kleenex and a bottle of the cheapest lotion you can find. It's terrible, and the cause of humanity's ills. Prostitution is the logical solution, but even that is scrutinized.
Title: Blue Balls
Post by: B E C K on Feb 27, 2007, 12:47:34 PM: Who asked that? Who asked that? How dare you ask that.
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Post by: Merla on Feb 28, 2007, 12:15:07 AM: HAHAHA! That's funny, serves you right you man-whore!
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Post by: Rama on Feb 28, 2007, 05:26:41 AM: Get some Vaseline, a Kleenex and quit bitching. It's not like there is nothing you can do about it.
Title: Blue Balls
Post by: B E C K on Feb 28, 2007, 01:51:35 PM: Have a threesome with lefty and righty.
Title: Blue Balls
Post by: IDE on Mar 01, 2007, 12:00:37 AM: There is nothing sad about the masturbation session after blue balls. In fact they are the most epic masturbation sessions you will ever experience.
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Post by: merla on Mar 01, 2007, 02:19:42 PM: Dude what the hell is going in your sigpic? Where is that from? :blink:
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Post by: Rama on Mar 01, 2007, 04:18:54 PM: It's from Coppla's version of Bram Stroker's Dracula. That's Dracula in wolf form humping Mina's slutty friend Lucy.
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Post by: M on Mar 01, 2007, 04:21:10 PM: Humping? HUh? It looks like he tasting her pink lady bits to me. Maybe not the picture is really dark.
Title: Blue Balls
Post by: Rama on Mar 01, 2007, 04:23:25 PM: He's humping her. I have that movie on DVD and it's pretty clear what's going on.
Title: Blue Balls
Post by: IDE on Mar 01, 2007, 04:47:20 PM: That is the lightest picture of that scene I could find. And rest assured he is humping her in a most voracious fashion. The only time I've seen anything remotely like it was in a mirror.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 01, 2007, 06:43:32 PM: I thought it was a MOTU porno featuring Beast Man on Teela action.
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Post by: IDE on Mar 01, 2007, 10:31:45 PM: I can see that...
Title: Blue Balls
Post by: IDE on Mar 02, 2007, 02:55:15 AM: ahh a taste of my own medicine!

So ladies and gents tonight girl #1 calls me over to the bar only to have another one of her suitors show up. I could've smashed his pathetic face in. At first we were both ignoring eachother until finally I'd had enough and said "ARE YOU TALKING TO HER? CAUSE I'm TALKING TO HER. I LOVE AWKWARD SITUATIONS"

The pussy couldnt even meet my gaze. Granted i'm twice his size and could end him with minimal effort, but still, show a little back bone you pathetic piece of shit.

I didn't call him out though. I just told her "to have a nice life" and left.

With great powet comes great responsibility.

She texted me later and I said something like "if you wanna date little fags..." yada yada....

fuck her. fuck all women. This is justification for everything I've done and will ever do.

end of line.
Title: Blue Balls
Post by: IDE on Mar 02, 2007, 02:56:54 AM: Also the girl that gave me blue balls is all about jesus and doesn;t believe in evolution. She's really innocent but she lost her virginity last year. I plan on banging her and then never calling her again. I was feeling slightly guilty about it until tonight when the universe reminded me of what my purpose here on earth is.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 02, 2007, 08:08:33 AM: You give me hope that when I meet the right woman, I'll score because the Universe hates you.
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Post by: Rama on Mar 02, 2007, 09:26:11 AM: Not as much as it hates me. Which I still maintain is a gross injustice, IDE deserves more punishment then I. I wish the biggest problem I had was that one of the 14 chicks I was trying to bang found Jesus and wouldn't give it up. That'd be like a fucking vacation.
Title: Blue Balls
Post by: IDE on Mar 03, 2007, 10:49:28 AM: The universe has decided to reconcile...a bit. I met a girl named rachel last night and brought her back here. I was so drunk that I was only at half mast the entire time but she was still going crazy...it's sort of like when goku deliberately masks his powet level.

When she finds out the truth she'll swear her scouter is malfunctioning.
Title: Blue Balls
Post by: B E C K on Mar 04, 2007, 05:41:12 PM: :lol:

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That is the lightest picture of that scene I could find. And rest assured he is humping her in a most voracious fashion. The only time I've seen anything remotely like it was in a mirror.
I think my biggest concern is whether or not he's giving anal-birth to what appears to be a small cabbage.
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Post by: IDE on Mar 04, 2007, 06:37:17 PM: That's just light reflecting off the dias.

Rachel (and this other girl who loves the bible) aren't responding to my calls/texts today. This would be disheartening but another girl named Jazmin actually contacted me first...That rachel really made a good first impression though...pity.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 04, 2007, 11:14:39 PM: Maybe you should pass yourself off as Jesus.
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Post by: Derrick on Mar 05, 2007, 01:07:42 AM: I already can. My longish hair and beard make me a dead ringer for the guy. I just like wine and doing naughty girls. ;)
Title: Blue Balls
Post by: IDE on Mar 05, 2007, 01:49:07 AM: Keep the faith true believers I will bounce back from this shit.

I leave for LA on wednsday.
Title: Blue Balls
Post by: B E C K on Mar 05, 2007, 02:02:12 AM: Why are you going to LA? Are you finally gonna take over? Or did you mean Lousiana, where you can meet some hot gators and crawdads.
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Post by: Rama on Mar 05, 2007, 06:07:05 AM: Jesus, he knows me. And he knows I'm right.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 05, 2007, 10:51:44 AM: So it's not a cabbage.
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Post by: IDE on Mar 05, 2007, 05:11:15 PM: Quote
Why are you going to LA? Are you finally gonna take over? Or did you mean Lousiana, where you can meet some hot gators and crawdads.
This is just for spring break the take over is coming after july.
Title: Blue Balls
Post by: Derrick on Mar 05, 2007, 07:01:54 PM: I am still unsure about my Spring Break. I was going to dedicate it to studying and working, but that won't happen. I am thinking of going to the beach with Kary and MAYBE some friends (I think sex will be easier without drunk losers complaining about how Ash doesn't get enough credit in society) for the beginning, then coming back to Miami and chilling on South Beach in a cheap motel room. The only problem is going to the beach means a free condo on an island (which is right now tourist infested) but there are Brazillian kids there with pot that I have an in with.

Choices.