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Title: The Valentine's Day Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2007, 01:33:29 PM: Happy Valentine's Day!

So how was it?
Title: The Valentine's Day Thread.
Post by: Derrick on Feb 14, 2007, 09:20:01 PM: I've been banned from dicussing it, aparently. Needless to say, I won. I gave Kary a huge card, which was one of the CVS hanging sign thingies which I covered in a lovenote to her, the thing barely fit in my car. I also got her a balloon sculupture of 2 dogs kissing in a heart. I gave her a box of chocolate covered fortune cookies, a pack of dentyne Ice gum (she adores it) and inside the slidey part of the gum I hid a 20 dollar border's gift card.

Tomorrow we're going out to a nice italian place for wine and brick oven pizza. Che'bella!
Title: The Valentine's Day Thread.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2007, 11:34:10 PM: Quote
I've been banned from dicussing it, aparently.
I wasn't asking for that sort of detail, you. <_<
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Post by: IDE on Feb 15, 2007, 12:17:52 AM: Fuck this. That bitch didn't text me back today. And the whole thing has put me off so much that I don't even feel like bar hopping and taking advantage of lonely chicks.

I think she thinks I'm some sort of player...and I am.

But what if I wasn't!? I'd feel just like i do right now and it would be a fucking injustice and the thought of that supercedes the fact that I deserve not be to called back.

God I hate you bitches. This is why I do what I do. You created me any and all suffering I cause is the result of women reaping what they sew. Reap the whirlwind sherrif bitches. I'm going to deliberately do something fucked up to the next girl I'm involved with.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 15, 2007, 04:47:42 AM: I'm going to let a female member handle this one, as it'll be so much more entertaining then anything I could say.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 15, 2007, 08:10:51 AM: TAKE COVER! ::Dives behind sandbags.:::
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Post by: Sam on Feb 15, 2007, 10:00:08 AM: I was going to go out last night and pick up lonely women...but I didn't.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2007, 12:42:16 PM: Did it ever occur to you that YOU reap what you sow? I suggest a nice batch of wheat instead, then I can make you some bread and you'll at least get food out of it.

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I was going to go out last night and pick up lonely women...but I didn't.
Why not?
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Post by: IDE on Feb 15, 2007, 02:08:26 PM: I know I'm reaping what I sew here but that's not the point. The point is she doesn't know what I've been sewing and therefore I shouldn't be reaping this garbage.

Without any prior knowledge of my antics she texted me "You're too good to be true"

And she's right...but she can't know that for certain, she has to give me a chance to screw her over damn it! This is America the land of opportuinity!
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Post by: Guest on Feb 15, 2007, 03:38:47 PM: Maybe someone's a snitch. Mayhaps there's a spy in the ranks.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 15, 2007, 07:13:58 PM: I thought about that but I was more concerned with someone snitching about my age than my nature.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2007, 10:13:58 PM: Maybe they told on both accounts. "Ew, a crusty old letch! I ain't textin' his ass again!"
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Post by: Rama on Feb 15, 2007, 10:50:35 PM: Don't people just call each other anymore?
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 16, 2007, 12:30:54 AM: Texting is cheaper on most plans, and it's easier if you're only gonna have like twenty seconds of dialogue. Unless your service charges for sending and recieving, or the other person doesn't have a cell phone, there's no real reason to do otherwise.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 16, 2007, 03:27:32 AM: Quote
Don't people just call each other anymore?
I know I don't. Of course I never did. And I sure as hell don't text.
Title: The Valentine's Day Thread.
Post by: Rama on Feb 16, 2007, 04:55:37 AM: I don't like to call people. I don't mind if they call me, but I don't like to call them. I can send them an Email or I can go see them in person, but I don't like to call. Don't know why, but that's the way it is.
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Post by: Derrick on Feb 16, 2007, 09:42:24 AM: You're just anti-social, or cheap. Eitherway, you're broken. BROKEN!
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Post by: IDE on Feb 16, 2007, 04:10:43 PM: texting is the hotness these days, to me it seems cowardly like you need time to figure out what to say to me because you don't have the wits to carry on a real time conversation.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 16, 2007, 04:18:59 PM: I mind if people call me. I dread getting a phone call almost as much as making one. It sometimes makes me physically naseous. I also hate having cell phones around me. Not against phones themselves because I generally love little electronic shit but because people are always chittering on them and making noises and interrupting class/work/or whatever.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 16, 2007, 06:25:48 PM: I love getting calls and calling people. After I call a chick I decide whether the call went well or sucked and then tally up the appropriate amount of experience points.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 16, 2007, 10:42:54 PM: Quote
You're just anti-social, or cheap. Eitherway, you're broken. BROKEN!
Must be the first one, cause I'm not a Jew like you.
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Post by: Derrick on Feb 17, 2007, 07:17:32 AM: Oh, now that is just TERRIBLE.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 18, 2007, 12:20:35 AM: Yeah. Not my finest hour.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 18, 2007, 01:11:08 AM: Quote

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You're just anti-social, or cheap. Eitherway, you're broken. BROKEN!
Must be the first one, cause I'm not a Jew like you.
Tsk, tsk, Thomas, you should've said "poor". The correct answer was "poor".
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Post by: Derrick on Feb 19, 2007, 07:08:05 PM: Why would I kick a man who's down?
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Post by: Rama on Feb 19, 2007, 11:19:35 PM: What better time to kick someone?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 20, 2007, 01:50:31 PM: Really. I mean, your foot's right there!
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Post by: Rama on Feb 20, 2007, 10:54:48 PM: Plus it's hard for them to hit back, and kicking them keeps them down.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 21, 2007, 08:32:41 AM: Unless you're Jackie Chan.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2007, 10:18:16 AM: At his age? Bah! Take away his cane and he's powerless.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 21, 2007, 10:28:50 PM: And then beat him with it. Cause the only thing more fun then kicking someone while they are down, is beating them with their own cane.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2007, 11:21:04 PM: Especially the elderly. When they try to fight back, it's like being punched by a doughnut.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 22, 2007, 01:48:11 AM: And they tire so quickly.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 22, 2007, 12:36:43 PM: Sometimes it's not "tiring" as much as "dying".
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Post by: Rama on Feb 23, 2007, 02:05:15 AM: Oh that's sad.

But that doesn't mean we have to stop kicking them does it?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 24, 2007, 12:36:37 AM: Sure doesn't.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 24, 2007, 02:15:26 AM: *Kick* *Kick* *Kick*

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!