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Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: IDE on Feb 08, 2007, 03:09:52 PM
BELIEVE IT! (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/08/anna.nicole.collapses/index.html)
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Merla the Queen on Feb 08, 2007, 03:26:29 PM
Yeah, I came back from a meeting so I just saw that.  I cannot believe she is dead.  Talk about rotten luck.  Her life was full of drama, never a dull moment for her. Rest in peace, Anna Nicole.  
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Rama on Feb 08, 2007, 03:33:38 PM
TrimSpa killed her I tell ya! TRIMSPA BABY!  
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 08, 2007, 04:14:43 PM
What is this family drinking that's killing them off?  So many jokes, gone.  I'll always have Kathy Griffin and her account of Anna and "mash pataters".
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 08, 2007, 04:17:13 PM
Hmmm, or maybe it was all that fried chicken.  Just a thought.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Guest on Feb 08, 2007, 09:09:53 PM
I just read on squirrel's board that there is a 5 month old baby daughter who as of right now is probably the youngest millioniare in the world.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Rama on Feb 08, 2007, 10:17:46 PM
Ok who here wants to take bets on how she died? My money is on OD. With all the crap she had been going through I could see it happening, but I heard a rather intresting theory that Howard Stern (Her "Partner" as it's always put on the news, not the radio guy.) Posioned her after she married him to get the money.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 09, 2007, 02:15:33 PM
That was a thought I had, too.  Not so much for the money because I don't think any union they had was legally binding, but maybe he's been in love with her all these years and she told him yesterday, "You know what, I don't really want to marry you after all" or something like that.  And then Howard snapped like a twig and put cyanide in her KFC.  She could be rather callous, after all.  She slighted Chaka Khan once on the backstage of Hollywood Squares.  Chaka Khan.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Sam on Feb 09, 2007, 04:12:07 PM
I'm rather sad she didn't live long enough to get all that money.  MAN would that ever have been fun to watch.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Merla on Feb 09, 2007, 04:16:37 PM
The lastest news is that Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Fredrick is now claiming that he had a decade long affair with Anna Nicole and that he is the father of her baby!  :blink:  :blink:  :blink:   There is no end to this drama, not even with her death.  
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 09, 2007, 04:33:32 PM
I'm the father of the baby.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Rama on Feb 10, 2007, 12:43:21 AM
I knew you tucked. Lifesavers indeed!  
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 10, 2007, 12:45:13 AM
Yeah, that whole tampon thing was a sick front.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Rama on Feb 10, 2007, 12:46:55 AM
And I had to stand in line with you when you bought them. I can't believe you put me through that!  
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 10, 2007, 12:48:28 AM
There's nothing embarassing about it.  We all have to stand in line for tampons one day.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Rama on Feb 10, 2007, 12:52:06 AM
I...I just wasn't ready, but you were just so forceful about it.  
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 10, 2007, 11:12:53 AM
I...don't care.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 10, 2007, 03:18:43 PM
About Anna Nicole or tampons, because both would make interesting topics for the opinion section of the school paper.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 10, 2007, 06:06:30 PM
Don't these things happen in threes?  Do two more celebs need to croak or just another relative of Anna Nicole?
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 10, 2007, 09:31:47 PM
Ricardo Montabond will be next.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 10, 2007, 11:51:48 PM
Or maybe one of Dannielynn's many fathers.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Rama on Feb 11, 2007, 12:25:11 AM
Christan Slater.  
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 11, 2007, 04:43:28 AM
(http://www.communityarts.net/readingroom/archive/67quashiepix/oj-cover1.jpg)

O.J. did it!  :ph34r:  
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 12, 2007, 01:19:32 AM
FREE THE JUICE!

























But much like orphanages and the homeless, not in my neighborhood!
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Rama on Feb 12, 2007, 02:50:31 AM
I'm going to double down and throw out Kirk Dogulas as well. I was a little shocked he hadn't bucked the kicket yet.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 12, 2007, 08:24:37 AM
I see your Kirk Douglas and raise you Chevy Chase.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 12, 2007, 01:56:42 PM
Leave Chevy Chase alone.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Rama on Feb 12, 2007, 03:53:27 PM
Agreed!

:: Still holds out hope for a Three Amigos 2. ::
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Derrick on Feb 12, 2007, 07:29:00 PM
As a representitive of South Florida, you're welcome.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2007, 12:56:11 PM
For what?  Keeping OJ?
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Rama on Feb 13, 2007, 11:38:30 PM
For keeping the Cubans for moving further north?  
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: IDE on Feb 14, 2007, 02:00:50 AM
Tom is a jew right?  So technically yes that's why.

You see the jews have set up an outpost called Aventura in north miami where they keep the cubans at bay with their matza ball soup and 2 million dollar first floor condos.

They are the last bastion of defense against these fuckers legally invading the entire nation.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2007, 01:08:14 PM
We need to cut off Florida and set it free.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Derrick on Feb 14, 2007, 09:16:28 PM
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Tom is a jew right?  So technically yes that's why.

You see the jews have set up an outpost called Aventura in north miami where they keep the cubans at bay with their matza ball soup and 2 million dollar first floor condos.

They are the last bastion of defense against these fuckers legally invading the entire nation.
Catholic, actually, but everyone thinks I am a jew. I'd probably align myself spiritually with a mix of Deism and Islam, with a tad of Hinduism for flavor. Angels = Gods.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2007, 11:20:51 PM
Why do we think you're a jew?  Besides your penchant for yarmulkes.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Rama on Feb 14, 2007, 11:24:40 PM
Tom's a jew!?!?! He's out of the club then.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2007, 11:37:00 PM
Out of the club and into the oven, just like the pillsbury doughboy.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 15, 2007, 08:16:15 AM
MMMMmm...Doughboy...
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2007, 12:50:42 PM
Crispy on the outside, moist on the inside.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Derrick on Feb 15, 2007, 04:14:02 PM
But is it Kosher?!
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2007, 10:12:42 PM
Why does it matter?  I'm not a filthy Jew like you.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Derrick on Feb 16, 2007, 09:39:29 AM
YOU HORRID ANTI-SEMITE! YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR POGROMS! MY UNCLE CHAIM DIED BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU! Actually, it was due to a bad sinus infection, but still.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 16, 2007, 04:21:29 PM
Yeah, we all know he got it because he kept cramming a dreidle up his nose.  Or should I say schnoz.  :joe:
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Rama on Feb 16, 2007, 10:47:20 PM
That's where he kept his gold!  
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 16, 2007, 10:55:58 PM
I seriously don't know what to think of this thread.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: IDE on Feb 17, 2007, 02:24:48 AM
Then it's working as intended.
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Derrick on Feb 17, 2007, 07:18:49 AM
*smacks Rama with a side of Lox* TAKE THAT, FILTHY EGYPTIAN! DON'T MAKE ME GO MOSES ON YOU!
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 17, 2007, 08:33:52 AM
The only good Jew....is a RICH Jew!
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Rama on Feb 18, 2007, 12:15:36 AM
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*smacks Rama with a side of Lox* TAKE THAT, FILTHY EGYPTIAN! DON'T MAKE ME GO MOSES ON YOU!
Just for that...I'm taking all your straw to make bricks.  
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 18, 2007, 01:09:45 AM
Then how the hell am I suppose to blow his house down?
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: IDE on Feb 18, 2007, 03:10:04 AM
if you're desperate to blow I will be more than happy to accomodate you with or without straw
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Rama on Feb 18, 2007, 04:44:58 AM
Should have seen that one coming.  
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: B E C K on Feb 18, 2007, 04:06:41 PM
I set myself up for that.   <_<
Title: Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
Post by: Derrick on Feb 19, 2007, 07:05:41 PM
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Should have seen that one coming.
That's what the bukakae star said when she encountered premature ejaculation. ;)