The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Feb 08, 2007, 03:09:52 PM
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BELIEVE IT! (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/08/anna.nicole.collapses/index.html)
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Yeah, I came back from a meeting so I just saw that. I cannot believe she is dead. Talk about rotten luck. Her life was full of drama, never a dull moment for her. Rest in peace, Anna Nicole.
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TrimSpa killed her I tell ya! TRIMSPA BABY!
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What is this family drinking that's killing them off? So many jokes, gone. I'll always have Kathy Griffin and her account of Anna and "mash pataters".
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Hmmm, or maybe it was all that fried chicken. Just a thought.
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I just read on squirrel's board that there is a 5 month old baby daughter who as of right now is probably the youngest millioniare in the world.
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Ok who here wants to take bets on how she died? My money is on OD. With all the crap she had been going through I could see it happening, but I heard a rather intresting theory that Howard Stern (Her "Partner" as it's always put on the news, not the radio guy.) Posioned her after she married him to get the money.
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That was a thought I had, too. Not so much for the money because I don't think any union they had was legally binding, but maybe he's been in love with her all these years and she told him yesterday, "You know what, I don't really want to marry you after all" or something like that. And then Howard snapped like a twig and put cyanide in her KFC. She could be rather callous, after all. She slighted Chaka Khan once on the backstage of Hollywood Squares. Chaka Khan.
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I'm rather sad she didn't live long enough to get all that money. MAN would that ever have been fun to watch.
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The lastest news is that Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Fredrick is now claiming that he had a decade long affair with Anna Nicole and that he is the father of her baby! :blink: :blink: :blink: There is no end to this drama, not even with her death.
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I'm the father of the baby.
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I knew you tucked. Lifesavers indeed!
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Yeah, that whole tampon thing was a sick front.
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And I had to stand in line with you when you bought them. I can't believe you put me through that!
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There's nothing embarassing about it. We all have to stand in line for tampons one day.
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I...I just wasn't ready, but you were just so forceful about it.
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I...don't care.
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About Anna Nicole or tampons, because both would make interesting topics for the opinion section of the school paper.
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Don't these things happen in threes? Do two more celebs need to croak or just another relative of Anna Nicole?
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Ricardo Montabond will be next.
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Or maybe one of Dannielynn's many fathers.
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Christan Slater.
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(http://www.communityarts.net/readingroom/archive/67quashiepix/oj-cover1.jpg)
O.J. did it! :ph34r:
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FREE THE JUICE!
But much like orphanages and the homeless, not in my neighborhood!
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I'm going to double down and throw out Kirk Dogulas as well. I was a little shocked he hadn't bucked the kicket yet.
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I see your Kirk Douglas and raise you Chevy Chase.
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Leave Chevy Chase alone.
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Agreed!
:: Still holds out hope for a Three Amigos 2. ::
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As a representitive of South Florida, you're welcome.
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For what? Keeping OJ?
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For keeping the Cubans for moving further north?
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Tom is a jew right? So technically yes that's why.
You see the jews have set up an outpost called Aventura in north miami where they keep the cubans at bay with their matza ball soup and 2 million dollar first floor condos.
They are the last bastion of defense against these fuckers legally invading the entire nation.
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We need to cut off Florida and set it free.
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Tom is a jew right? So technically yes that's why.
You see the jews have set up an outpost called Aventura in north miami where they keep the cubans at bay with their matza ball soup and 2 million dollar first floor condos.
They are the last bastion of defense against these fuckers legally invading the entire nation.
Catholic, actually, but everyone thinks I am a jew. I'd probably align myself spiritually with a mix of Deism and Islam, with a tad of Hinduism for flavor. Angels = Gods.
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Why do we think you're a jew? Besides your penchant for yarmulkes.
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Tom's a jew!?!?! He's out of the club then.
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Out of the club and into the oven, just like the pillsbury doughboy.
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MMMMmm...Doughboy...
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Crispy on the outside, moist on the inside.
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But is it Kosher?!
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Why does it matter? I'm not a filthy Jew like you.
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YOU HORRID ANTI-SEMITE! YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR POGROMS! MY UNCLE CHAIM DIED BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU! Actually, it was due to a bad sinus infection, but still.
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Yeah, we all know he got it because he kept cramming a dreidle up his nose. Or should I say schnoz. :joe:
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That's where he kept his gold!
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I seriously don't know what to think of this thread.
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Then it's working as intended.
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*smacks Rama with a side of Lox* TAKE THAT, FILTHY EGYPTIAN! DON'T MAKE ME GO MOSES ON YOU!
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The only good Jew....is a RICH Jew!
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*smacks Rama with a side of Lox* TAKE THAT, FILTHY EGYPTIAN! DON'T MAKE ME GO MOSES ON YOU!
Just for that...I'm taking all your straw to make bricks.
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Then how the hell am I suppose to blow his house down?
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if you're desperate to blow I will be more than happy to accomodate you with or without straw
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Should have seen that one coming.
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I set myself up for that. <_<
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Should have seen that one coming.
That's what the bukakae star said when she encountered premature ejaculation. ;)