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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Feb 08, 2007, 12:42:30 AM

Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 08, 2007, 12:42:30 AM
yeahhhh, 7, bitch, halfway to being legal.... in Sweden.  But whatever.
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 08, 2007, 12:43:35 AM
Doug where are j00?
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Merla on Feb 08, 2007, 11:32:54 AM
Happy Birthday, non-legal Squirrel-Man.   :lol:  
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: IDE on Feb 08, 2007, 12:35:06 PM
He's probably legal in squirrel years.
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 08, 2007, 01:25:34 PM
That's a good point.  The important question is are squirrel years recognized by Texan Law or will this be another Rin Tin Tin fiasco for me?
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Rama on Feb 08, 2007, 03:46:04 PM
You'll note it's an issue of age and not bestiality. They don't have that law in Texas as it's impossible to enforce. Too many Cowboys and too many willing cows. It's just not practical.
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 08, 2007, 04:22:10 PM
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You'll note it's an issue of age and not bestiality.
Is a human child not but a small human child beast?
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Merla on Feb 08, 2007, 05:12:03 PM
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You'll note it's an issue of age and not bestiality.
Is a human child not but a small human child beast?
OMG! Doug has hijacked Nuri's account!! O_O
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Rama on Feb 08, 2007, 10:22:14 PM
Oh she called you Doug. Them's fighting words. And since you are both from Texas it should be a quick draw contest at High Noon!  
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 09, 2007, 02:11:13 PM
Noon!?  But I wanted to sleep in!
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Rama on Feb 09, 2007, 03:10:11 PM
Well we could reschedule to around 2pm...There is another opening then, but you are killing the mystique.  
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 09, 2007, 03:57:40 PM
What if I just get her in her sleep?
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Merla on Feb 09, 2007, 04:11:40 PM
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What if I just get her in her sleep?
She could do it you know.  The other day she apparently flicked my eyelids open while I was sleeping and I didn't stir.  
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 09, 2007, 04:35:30 PM
I should've flipped them inside out.
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Rama on Feb 10, 2007, 12:38:16 AM
Well...while vengence would be served. It wouldn't be nearly as dramatic and not very Texan. Now if you move to Jesery...
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 10, 2007, 12:47:26 AM
You don't know anything about Texans, shut-up.  Yee-haw.
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Rama on Feb 10, 2007, 12:51:11 AM
I've seen plenty of movies about Texas, AND I read the Texas travel guide. That makes me an expert. I just don't know how you keep all that tumbleweed from coming in your house when all you have are those saloon style swinging doors.  
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 10, 2007, 03:15:51 PM
Ask Huck Finn next time you and he share another kooky river raft adventure.
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Rama on Feb 11, 2007, 12:35:27 AM
:: Looks in his datebook. ::

Ok...that'd be the 16th, right after I sell my load of moonshine. Oh....speaking of that I better stock up on jugs with 3 Xs on it, almost out.
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 12, 2007, 01:17:32 AM
Pr0n jugs!
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Rama on Feb 12, 2007, 02:54:54 AM
How dare you associate my illegal Moonshine with the Porn industry. Selling waterdowned booze(that may or may not be responsible for several deaths. Can't say till the case is settled.) that I make in large open drums behind my Meth lab is much more respectable then that.
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 12, 2007, 01:55:52 PM
Shut-up.
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Rama on Feb 12, 2007, 03:57:44 PM
No. You shut-up.  
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 12, 2007, 05:17:26 PM
Alla yous hsut up!

my age si notimportent to humnas becuase we rea mateure at 11 motnhs old so i think threrfore i fuk

we cna liev up ot ten yaers old but most aer eatne befoer theyr 1 so im dam lukcy!

*posted in the traditional TDS slur*
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 12, 2007, 06:01:12 PM
I forgot he had a traditional slur.
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 12, 2007, 07:20:30 PM
Happy Birthday to me...
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Derrick on Feb 12, 2007, 07:32:01 PM
You celebrated with crying-masturbation again, didn't you?
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 12, 2007, 08:24:54 PM
I coated 16 pictures of you in cum.  I'm so gay.
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Rama on Feb 12, 2007, 10:49:52 PM
You'll have to fight Faye for him.  
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 13, 2007, 07:54:07 AM
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You'll have to fight Faye for him.
Fifty bucks on Zero. He may have a blindspot, but he's a scrappy one!
 
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2007, 01:02:46 PM
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Happy Birthday to me...
For real-real?
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2007, 03:21:32 PM
For reals.  Didn't Myspace tell you?
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: IDE on Feb 13, 2007, 03:36:20 PM
Happy birthday nig
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 13, 2007, 04:04:24 PM
w00t!
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: stressed-out Merle on Feb 13, 2007, 05:25:37 PM
Happy Birthday Zero!




That language will not be tolerated in the library, IDE!!!  Don't make me shhhh.. ya!!  
Title: Happy Birthday, Squirrel.
Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2007, 10:55:24 PM
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For reals.  Didn't Myspace tell you?
I just had a notification about aDam.  Fuckkorzzzzzz.


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