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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Feb 07, 2007, 12:35:20 AM

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Post by: IDE on Feb 07, 2007, 12:35:20 AM: Valentines day must be near.

Man I love valentines day. It's like all my powers are enhanced, as if the gods themselves were playing guitar hero with my life and they tilted the axe towards the heavens (causing lightning to strike and) giving me a x4 modifier on all my attack and damage rolls.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 07, 2007, 12:45:42 AM: When the color first struck me, I tasted strawberries.
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Post by: joe on Feb 07, 2007, 01:45:32 AM: WRONG.

Pepto-Bismol.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 07, 2007, 02:11:56 AM: But I don't know what Pepto-Bismol tastes like. I've never taken it.
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 07, 2007, 06:13:15 AM: Pepto iis slightly lighter and a tiny bit less purple. This reminds me of those really gross organic smoothie drinks I have to push on people.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 07, 2007, 10:45:52 AM: And that in turn reminds me of this holiday. :P I plan to make it green anyway before the month's up.
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Post by: Derrick on Feb 07, 2007, 01:06:22 PM: *hands out conversation hearts to everyone*

YAY!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 07, 2007, 02:28:57 PM: What's a conversation heart? Does it talk to me?
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Post by: Rama on Feb 07, 2007, 04:47:30 PM: It's just those nasty little chalky candy hearts that say things like "Hug me" and "Luv U" on them.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 07, 2007, 05:06:22 PM: Oh, ha ha. I wouldn't mind them if they actually tasted decent. And you just know they are just degrees away from tasting like Smarties, which would make them passable.

What if I pass around conversation M & M's? You can order those online.

Ew! Are they suppose to be [doHTML]Joan and Melissa (http://us.mms.com/us/)?[/doHTML]
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Post by: IDE on Feb 07, 2007, 09:12:13 PM: yeah why can't those hearts be made of smarties?!

Revolution!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 07, 2007, 11:14:44 PM: Let's start an internets petition!!!1122klb
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Post by: Rama on Feb 08, 2007, 12:13:58 AM: [dream killer internet guy] Online petitions never work. [/dream killer internet guy]
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 08, 2007, 12:41:06 AM: With enough signatures, people are bound to pay attention!!@22222222r4ngf
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Post by: Rama on Feb 08, 2007, 02:09:42 AM: [dream killer internet guy] Hand written letters work better, and you'll never get everyone to write one of those. [/dream killer internet guy]
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 08, 2007, 01:17:12 PM: IF More ppl signed teh petition it would worxxorzzz!!!!!!!!!1111w312rdgkln
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Post by: IDE on Feb 08, 2007, 01:44:17 PM: /sign
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Post by: spooie on Feb 12, 2007, 10:05:56 AM: Pepto Bismol is my drug of choice. But I agree with the strawberries. The only problem is when I licked my monitor, my scrotum began acting strange. And not in the usual strange way it acts.

:unsure:
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 12, 2007, 01:59:46 PM: Your scrotum reacts to strawberries?
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Post by: Derrick on Feb 12, 2007, 07:30:39 PM: I don't even want to know how you would find out that allergy. Well maybe if it was artfully done, but even now it kind of makes me sick.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 12, 2007, 10:54:14 PM: You just rub your balls in strawberry jam. It happens all the time...especially at the strawberry jam factory.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2007, 12:59:52 PM: Especially when making toast. Two hands are too few.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 13, 2007, 03:43:00 PM: Tommorow night!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 13, 2007, 10:49:14 PM: Smarties makes conversation hearts but instead of making them heart-shaped, they cheat and make a heart shape protrude slightly from the normally round Smartie.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 13, 2007, 11:34:28 PM: Quote
Especially when making toast. Two hands are too few.
Preach it sister.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2007, 01:05:53 PM: Praise teh lord!! And he said let them have jam! And they pulled their pants down and said "two hands a too few"! Amen, brother!
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Post by: Derrick on Feb 14, 2007, 09:13:41 PM: *shivers in the corner*
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2007, 11:17:39 PM: You'll really be shivering when it comes time to receive the communion wafer. Sac of Christ!
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Post by: Rama on Feb 14, 2007, 11:20:27 PM: No drop trow boy..you are in church. Show some respect!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2007, 11:35:53 PM: Dude, I just meant he was gonna receive his wafer off of the priest's sac. I don't know what you're talking about, man.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 14, 2007, 11:39:27 PM: You mean we don't get to rub out junk in the Jelly in Church?

Well that's it...I'm becoming a Lutheran.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2007, 11:45:08 PM: My dad's a Lutheran. I already know it's as meaningless as any other religion.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 14, 2007, 11:48:27 PM: I'll have to start my own Jaminte Reformation then.

Course you know in a few hundred years they'll just split over if you should dip one ball or two.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2007, 11:52:44 PM: You do that. I'm gonna try my luck with Scrotastafarian. We believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, except we think the meatballs were actually testicles.